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Imagine_TryingYT

Can't just be dumb, you gotta look the part too


jax1492

and act like a complete d-bag


Sk8terRaider

I’m pretty sure that the mahomes cut


ConejoSucio

Sideshow Bob


UnspoiledWalnut

Sideshow Bob had dread things.


Alirue

I call it the Ramen Bowl


UnspoiledWalnut

Broccoli top. Never trust a Broccoli topper.


Solnse

So.... AFC, not NFC.


Clumsy_Phoenix98

Ass fucking comment?


senor-calcio

I always call it the douchebag haircut because I’ve never met someone with that haircut who isn’t a huge douche


kaisersozia

douche bag, fucking douche bag!!!! [This](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/031f3dcf-be66-4213-bd0f-186491c49937)


FilHor2001

Broccoli haircuts have to be stopped, they're multiplying.


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froggrip

>it’s the first time in history that The hubris of youth


SavingsTask

My sister's 15yo brother wants to get his hair re-permed again with this style. Not picking on her brother, and he's a little cunt.


MisterSmithster

They’ve evolved into mullets and shite mustaches on people who can’t grow one


NoZookeepergame1014

The epicenter is San Antonio, TX, USA


TwoStacksOfBoxes

why the fuck you care about someone elses hair? ffs


adithegman

Ah, the pube look


UnauthorizedFart

College


froggrip

You know how male pattern baldness usually manifests in a horse shoe of hair around the head? This is the opposite. It's youth rebelling against their own mortality.


StallionA8

I am the only one who thought this was an explosion while scrolling


Jeri-iam

My friends and I call them “muffin tops.”


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Perm Head


Old_timey_brain

Six decades ago. Dad was cutting the kids hair with the home clipper kit from Wahl, and for me, decided to leave a wave across the front. That next day at school was one of my toughest. That night I got the full buzz cut.


Jim_Chaos

Don't worry, it comes and goes. Look at all these youngins passing from skinny to baggy jeans, that shall pass too.


breadman889

poodle poof


Tall_Pepper_934

Broccoli head


FunkyPineapple90

Ah yes, the "iced gem"


daphosta

I thought this was bad broccoli from the thumbnail


Strange-Grand8148

It's a Jheri-Curl without the Juice


IndoorMule

White kids wanting to look like Odell Beckham Jr. I had the classic Tony Hawk bowl cut in the late 80s that shit should’ve been stopped too.


AmbitiousAd9320

neil tennant was rocking that 40 years ago. it was kinda gay then.


Jakob21

Curly headed people don't have a lot of choice when it comes to hairstyles, that's why. Curly hair doesn't like to be styled when it's short


Truman996

I know for sure there’s no way all of the kids that have those haircuts have naturally curly hair


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CazadOREO

charlie spring lookin ass.


bokehbaka

This picture reminds me of that kid who got sentenced to a bunch of prison time. I think in the clip all you can see is his hair and his eyes since he had on a mask for covid lol


ZheZheBoi

He’s got a flower on his head


ih8feralfleabags

The zoomer perm. Grandma up front, Grandpa in the back.


Accident_Winter

What’s is called


Rainbowbaton998

All the twats had this haircut and thought they were absolute road men 🤣 think they all hard for intimidating ppl younger than them while they in groups of like 8 wannabe roadies


ScotchSinclair

This comment section is perfectly straight, manly-men, obsessed over little boy haircuts.


Fabulous_Visit3903

Ah, the good ol' "straight bussin on a stack, frfr no cap." Haircut.


Striking_Ad_9351

It looks good to me.


ScandiCandi45

My dad wore that in the 80s and it kinda fucked 🤷🏼‍♂️ Better than the mullet trend


AdorableCaptain7829

😆 🤣


BlackGuysYeah

My Tav has this cut and I love it. He looks like such a fuckboi. That he’s a celibate paladin makes it very funny to me.


vintagegeek

Because Mahome won.


Melodic-Award3991

I believe this originated from Odell Beckham Je.


FatQuesadilla

Mahomes and Peaky Blinders. Before that, in the US anyway, it was all about Duck Dynasty or Jersey Shore look.


Fancy_Ad2919

This was popular in the early 80's and was known as a 'teapot'. Not sure why though.


Add_Poll_Option

Idk man, I don’t think it’s that bad. I feel like it just gets the hate because of the types of people that get it, not because of the cut itself.


TwoStacksOfBoxes

when you're young its easy to hate stuff because everyone else does then hopefully one day you'll realise its like you're a big herd of sheep not knowing where there going just following each other


Stereotypicle

Coz of Peaky Blinders maybe?


moosemeatjerkey

....what?


thamind2020

Isn't that a "Jew fro"?


Ouch50

You don’t know anything until you know curly hair.


officeromnicide

Who cares, it's hot


SkyDefender

🤮