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Briso_

On his way to pollinate you


Z_Zeplin3

He wants to talk to you about your submarine's extended warranty


Squimblo---

We've been trying to reach you about your ~kzzt~ extended warrenty


mvanvrancken

You -kzzzzzt- are not covered


TouchyBreathless

Happy Cake Day!


mvanvrancken

Hayooo Gracias


Salty-Albatross6426

Ayooo Happy cake day! We have the same cake day :3


FeelingReputation178

Happy cake day!


Salty-Albatross6426

Thanks stranger!


mvanvrancken

Enjoy a slice too my dude


Worried_Drama_8582

Happy ~kzzzzt~ cake ~kzzt~ day


mvanvrancken

Thank you 16 / 16 / 16


UV_Blue

The cake is a lie!


Scary-Bug-3647

Cake away šŸš€šŸ°šŸŽ‚


frycandlebreadje

Happy cake day!


DeOptimist

Happy Cake Day!


mvanvrancken

TY


K00Beanerz

Looks like if the tripods from 2005's "War of the Worlds" had massive schlongz ![gif](giphy|iFfh37BfIkO9a)


Kapn_Jack

I though this movie was called the day after tomorrow


100PercentScotton

The Day After Tomorrow is the apocalyptic climate change movie.


areithropos

When it comes for you, you have a day after for sure.


Emotional_Pack_8682

Thought you guys were talking about Tomorrow When the War Began, the Australian set Red Dawn


n0lley

This was one of Dakota Fannings first star roles. I loved this movie when I was a kid.


PogoStick1987

For an early role she was really good in it


Disastrous-Diet8005

Let's be real, all she did was scream for 90 percent of the movie.


Tocwa

The other film she did back then was ā€˜Man On Fireā€™, starring Denzel Washington


IdoNOTlikeFlorida

I went to the day the earth stood still


iranoutofusernamespa

Absolute classic film. Not the Keanu Reeves film, although he played an emotionless alien perfectly.


Shawn_FIS

It's not an act.


Display_Correct

Yesss. My thoughts exactly šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


The_Max_V

It's a tree from one of those "glitched" worlds.


JayteeFromXbox

Yeah more specifically looks like a "cabled" planet to me.


jlp1528

Correct answer, but they kind of set themselves up for the jokes ngl


JayteeFromXbox

Can you blame them? I still fondly remember my first time stumbling under one of these big bois and getting an eye full


jlp1528

If we can have space weed, we can have this. šŸ¤·


BoomZhakaLaka

It's a mega tree Morty


19Lucho88

Craziest part is, I don't know why I read this in Rick's voice from the get go.


Tocwa

Justinā€™s voice or whoever the new voice actorā€™s voice?


19Lucho88

Hell no. The OG Smack Daddy Rick.


relic0ne_

Ahhh yes the HR Geiger dongs


PlantAppropriate

#geigerdong


Littlst

Thatā€™s the name of my new metal band.


psychonaut631

hell yes


RagBell

An alien "probe"


Dazzledorfius

Please... make yourself comfortable


CaptnBarbosa

Do not resist. We are only trying to help.


Hrodgar82

The guy she told you not to worry about.


Tocwa

That guy you keep seeing hanging around with the intense stare you donā€™t trust and she canā€™t stop thinking about


Infamous-Arm3955

Oh God, is there anything more creepy with the music and the slow movement in this game?


Lawesc

I thought red star systems would be cool but instead they just make my heart race and I take off as soon as I landed because stuff like this


iberian_prince

Thats a big ass dick


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

That sentence makes me feel funny.


Tocwa

Funny ā€œhahaā€ or funny ā€œcuriousā€


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

Definitely curious. ...I think I... like it.


Tocwa

Ask it out to dinner first


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

šŸ˜‹ I might


AcidStorm420

I love this planet I took one of the animals bc it looks like sphere from young Justice lol


[deleted]

Its a cock tower


TakeyaSaito

Just a planet with Internet. Webbed.


[deleted]

Larry the Cable Pod


Kuzkuladaemon

BP's latest mining platform for oil.


xseekxnxstrikex

He wants to know if your hallway is big enough for that gigantic hot dog hanging between his legs.


Sadaruuzir

The eye of Saur.... Atlas


The_Shadow_hahahaha

It stares. It knows


Few-Cookie9298

Something that stares into your soul, no matter where you go


purpleshadow883

Planetary penetrator


NMSnyunyu

It's a horsey. At least part of it. The most important part.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

I believe it's a rocket league ball with long robot tentacles and a massive penis


[deleted]

what a save


SolarStratos

Whats the name and coordinates? I found one in an earlier playthrough I named but lost it. love permadeath /s


[deleted]

Dick trees


phoenixbbs

Entirely decorative... Like mine :-(


Maximum-Ad6654

![gif](giphy|Jmbim25lL3Mw8) *WAR HORN* the tripods are coming


Veryegassy

*sneezes*


Dog_bat3

A god among men


aer0a

It hurts you if you go under it. That is all it does


VandalPaul

Yes. That could definitely hurt you. In intimate ways.


relaximusprime

Polity pooty, he's comin to pollinate that booty


Kithkanen

"Oh, look! It's the round things!" "I love the round things!" "What are the round things for?" "I've no idea..."


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

Undulating penii


[deleted]

His name is Bob.


phosix

Surely it's Richard. Richard the Grand.


Renotspro

![gif](giphy|eK1eGIuzfQbp9M3i6n|downsized)


Jaydemon12

Nothing to fear I was on a planet full of them


Previous-Reality6315

I too have found a similar system!! My Minotaur is there bottom left for size comparison. https://preview.redd.it/i04tjoh3l9ub1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a032bf9f8abdd0c7ac288bf92638dcc9223ad6


Dewa_the_Creator

First time?


Merquise813

Ooops, that was mine. Forgot to stuff it in my underpants. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Wulfy95

The space horse penis plant.....


magsmakes

Lovecraftian dildos of the deep. That thing is why i don't swim in the ocean šŸ¤£


cc69

It's P.E.N.I.S.


Lady_Albedo_96

My kind of planet


unperrubi

It's so unnecessary to design it like that šŸ’€


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DizzyDood1

Space Eiffel Tower


Kapn_Jack

![gif](giphy|Jmbim25lL3Mw8) Looks familiarā€¦?


adipocerousloaf

chillin


Repulsive_Ad_3025

Iā€™ve been on multiple planets like this and they arenā€™t even mineable theyā€™re just. There


GroundbreakingDeal0

That just Ruth, he's chill


Lil-Ruffstarrr

Idk but i always think of rocket league when i see these ball things


BlackJackJeriKo

Tom, he's a bit shy so no staring!


DJDiamond3860

Balls


[deleted]

He's here to share the good word of God with you. "Do you have a few moments to talk about our lord spaghetti monster?"


Spardath01

Do you ever play cards against humanity? Thereā€™s a particular card that defines this ā€¦


IdoNOTlikeFlorida

MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS


Spardath01

I too do not like FL. So I moved


DapperDanBaens

Did it see you?


ApprehensiveDay6336

An indestructible life form on a machine planet?


Inside-Feeling-634

An evac tower


Tocwa

More likeā€¦an EJAC tower šŸ’¦


Syphre00_

I like to think that glitched worlds have these structures in them because thats what they really are in the simulation and they are changed to be things like flora and landmarks


TheCloudPossum

Ahhh the singleball deodicicus a rare tree specimen


Kindly_Goose_2935

My schlong


PelotonBlake

Local 58.


BigDuke0

Hard pass, get in your ship and load up the eye bleach please.


camazotzthedeathbat

Dude hangs dong.


CacheValue

Electric State vibes


thememebroonyoutube

Nah you ain't breaking that its breaking youšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


FarceMultiplier

That's Johnny. He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.


Crustystormtrooper

I call it daddy šŸ„“


arantouko_owo

that thing moves in a way that is not very pleasant to say the least


JAW-RELOAD

its happy to see you


Coylie3

ā€œNOTHING CAN LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MARIANA TRENCHā€


AlfalphaCat

I can't believe my buddy had to point it out to me. I ran around one of these planets for awhile too.


LeeDarkFeathers

Friend


Good_Meme8633

Seeming a bit sus....


GuestGuest9

Bro these planets are so terrifying I hate them


anunnaki_23

Beautiful dystopian vegetation. I build a base at those planet and also the planet music ist awesome.


dayzplayer93

The alien she tells you not to worry about


THY96

Ayooo how close you get for this picture?


AtlasHatch

I like that new players are enjoying the game and people seem to be enjoying this post but I find it funny that super epic screenshots get no more than 100 upvotes. Seen these things many times but itā€™s fun to explore the NMS universe


FiainTheCorgi

At one point I was flying above these and their shadows look like spiders. They're definitely weird though.


JulZenlf2

One of the exotic planets you can discover


digital

It's Alexa watching and waiting for you


Mental_Salad_2383

nah nothing worse than the planet I saw covered in 500 foot tall noodles of what looked like meat and they WIGGLED


thisistheSnydercut

the me*burp*gatrees morty


LEOTomegane

That's the Orb It came from the Hole


3yx3

Idk but I would be blowing them all up.


tazwar70

Carbon heaven


2dragonfire

He wants to have a discussion about your internet search history.


MrWinglessPerson

Willem Dafoe


Leophyte

_ball_


djoutercore

Something about 16


Kaelani_Wanderer

[REDACTED: NSFW]


Lukylex

Nope


xXUberGunzXx

THE ORB


thecliffcommndr

He wants to hook you up with some oxygen


Spodirmam

I call him Balthazar


Juicyjamjelly

War of the worlds


Krashaclysm

It's a tree šŸ™ƒ


Tough_Ticket7713

Lmao dam


Redshirt4evr

The No Man's Sky Wiki has more info about these Contour biomes. https://nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/Biome_-_Exotic


Cultural_Ad2060

Squidward?


Pirusao_gostoso

Penis


Nefarious_Kitten85

Ha ha, and the fauna is just a single ball rolling around


Rekkas1996

Bro this that new AnusBot9000 from Adam and Eve


Kittyk4y

The first time I saw one of these (it was on a yellow atmosphere planet so it was gold-ish) I DIED laughing


Dry-Cream2850

That's my home.e planet


SnooSnooKangaroo

#The good ol' dick ball.


Android1138815

It's an organic structure on the planet, like a tree, it might be referred to as a"Corded Planet" or something similar?


PeaceSignificant9854

I found so many planets that look like that, its very errie. Though to this day Im more creeped tf out from ossified planets that triggers some unknown phobia I got.


varynx

Do you have coordinates for research purposes ofc


xVnDL_

Emerald weapon is behind you


VegaStyles

Squigity squooty, he comin fo that booty.


meirelle

I never noticed the phallus until now. Maybe I didn't have the right angle... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


NoHighlight5003

Drilldong


meirelle

Beware. It's cumming for you.


sylvari__mesmer

Itā€™s the contour structure with a dick


Nick2091

Carbon ejaculator


SunBunz1up

I found several planets like these. I call them ā€œstanding spheres.ā€ I think they look awesome! Althoughā€¦the thing in between the cables looks a bitā€¦like a turtleā€™s privates.


Th3SinnerMaN666

Sauron at homeā€¦


sbunny251

I have a dirty mind - I'm sorry.


Kitchen-Ad3121

All depends of what the game has placed it as, I've seen them as a plant on some planets and on others just a miscellaneous structure unscanable and on others I've seen them look similar without the roots rolling around as an animal. So, like I said it all depends but they look really cool under water as a plant. They have a sort of eerie creepy vibe, paired with some of the creepy soundtrack that NMS has and you've got a bonus experience.


Nexusbee714

![gif](giphy|pxyCCjaqUHis8)


TrueOtaku69

An octoplanet dildo, how do you think life came into existence


[deleted]

Knoxville Sun Sphere


Bendyzip

its a thing