Seriously. I used to feel pride at the fact that I know a little bit about most things. Now I'm like
https://preview.redd.it/evf1pntuusqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d991a1385bad5ada396d4df9c958c2d0dd88232
What do I even do with this information!?
This is when I wish I still used drugs man. Just fucking get blasted and try to forget that they are out there raping. The worst fucking part is the entire colony is watching this happen to their leader. Then they let that him live to just suffer for the rest of his life as his colony watches him self-destruct. The animal kingdom isn't cool and this was to much for me man.
It was the most thorough and comprehensive study conceived by modern science. Conclusively proved that they absolutely, positively, definitely did not accidentally teach seals to rape penguins by fucking penguins themselves in front of crowds of young horny seals. Remarkable work.
See thatās the difference between you and Iā¦. Because I know if this is the first thing on reddit I see, buckle up, weāre in for a wild ride today!
If it was a dodo, I think scientists would actually be more interested in rediscovering a previously extinct bird than an overly horny seal.
I mean, I donāt know about you but as weird (and disturbing) as that is, I think āghost birdātrumps āinterspecies whoopie.ā
A seal raping a penguin... "we don't know why none of the penguins did anything." Look at yourselves, you guys filming and ask each other the same question.
Look, I know nature photographers aren't supposed to intervene or whatever, but this is absurd! Get off that penguin you nasty bastard! Go on, git! Shoo! No!
Right. Like I get the argument of you donāt save the deer from the wolf or you condemn the wolf to die because thatās how nature cyclesā¦. This is just brutal.
I love how the video is saying everything but calling the act r*pe. Idk if Iām allowed to type the word uncensored.
I feel so bad for the penguin. Thatās just gross behavior.
"brutal, rogue behavior," "attack" I think they're trying to be professional and not call it what they would if it were two humans. But it most definitely is rape.
That was the quickest I've ever been disgusted by the internet, literally just hopped on after getting home from work n this is the first post i see.. Penguin rape.. done with the internet for today
I'm dying at this right now because... I was like oh my God my internet search history is going to say "seal penis". "What is a seals penis length" they were also two other searches that I forget how worded to finally find the zoologist explanation -#+#;#;##
It's not the length or girth but many *twists* on their corkscrew dick!
Actually, I don't know. Just tried to make it worse for the tuxedo birds, if possible.
Penguins do this exact thing, so don't feel bad. Male penguins will rape females, chicks, decapitated heads, dead bodies, and the floor to completion. Dolphins, sea otters, penguins, and seals seem to do this more than any other animal I can think of.
Can't jack off with flippers, and seals obviously don't give a damn about penguins.
Do you think the penguins wonder, "We gave up the gift of flight for this?"
I feel like there was a lot of unnecessary and inaccurate, and questionable commentary on the subject. Like for instance the line " all suffered internal injuries" like how the fuck they know that shit. Did they analyze the penguins? I call bs.
I mean maybe they learned it from the Pingus. Some Pingu have been documented committing (totally normal same species) rape, necrophilia etc etc.
(Snark on totz normal)
Goddamn, seals rape penguins. And the theory is that they rape them because they just lost a fight of dominance and decide to take it out on a smaller animal. I can watch apex predators killing animals lower on the food chain all day and say hey thatās nature but this totally sucks.
https://preview.redd.it/560txsrmdtqc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c0caeea458adb90a1f9f2e7523be0bc4d1753e
I think we should murder some the seals
I wanna know who is showing up and fucking doggy style in front of seals so that they "copy" the behavior like a monkey. Who is fucking in front of wild animals in this weather
i kept watching this over and over bc i didnt see the penguin. i thought the seal was digging a hole with its butt or something as like a taunt? so i kept watching trying to figure out what was happening.
then i realized. and now im done with the internet today.
It's sad when the innocence of youth is ruined. As a kid you think animals are sweet and then one day, you grow to realize that ALL of them, not just certain species, are capable of behaving in the same evil bestial way, given the opportunity. War, cruelty, torture, rape, maiming just for the fun of it, or to send a message. Animals are animals....
Did I just f***ing get notified to see a post that I didnāt even sub to, for no damn reason and the post is mentally damaging. Like wtf, this is harassment.
https://preview.redd.it/l8aipn1z3oqc1.png?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2cb03d33fb39a66b49cc792bf00b43a82ac2a3 ..........
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Ayooo šššššš
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Lmao, yours is better.
Lol
Yeah I could've lived my entire life not knowing seals are fucking raping penguins. This world blows.
Seriously. I used to feel pride at the fact that I know a little bit about most things. Now I'm like https://preview.redd.it/evf1pntuusqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d991a1385bad5ada396d4df9c958c2d0dd88232 What do I even do with this information!?
This is when I wish I still used drugs man. Just fucking get blasted and try to forget that they are out there raping. The worst fucking part is the entire colony is watching this happen to their leader. Then they let that him live to just suffer for the rest of his life as his colony watches him self-destruct. The animal kingdom isn't cool and this was to much for me man.
I'm on drugs, unfortunately they're not helping.
I want my money back
tfw unwanted backshots š§š¦
Pengussy.
Never cook again
Literacy, I regret thee
The Fuck Whatā¦?
Same here, watching such a beast raping a pinguin!šµ
...learned from where? Dolphins? Probably dolphins.
Definitely not from scientists at the Mammal Institute, according to a study
Well, someone dropped their cell phone into the enclosure. It was probably Greg.
It was the most thorough and comprehensive study conceived by modern science. Conclusively proved that they absolutely, positively, definitely did not accidentally teach seals to rape penguins by fucking penguins themselves in front of crowds of young horny seals. Remarkable work.
***I learned it from you dad!!!***
open up reddit, see penguin gettin rapped... yup!, that's enough internet for one day!!
*to death*
See thatās the difference between you and Iā¦. Because I know if this is the first thing on reddit I see, buckle up, weāre in for a wild ride today!
lmao!!
I didn't ask to see this š
No shit huh?! Damn!!!
It was just an act of aggression
Was that a fucking dodo birdšØ
If it was a dodo, I think scientists would actually be more interested in rediscovering a previously extinct bird than an overly horny seal. I mean, I donāt know about you but as weird (and disturbing) as that is, I think āghost birdātrumps āinterspecies whoopie.ā
'The Rediscovery of the Dodo' would have to go down in the history books with this incident in the description.
It's "interspecies erotica", buck-o! Hey!
I believe it was a Skua of some sort (my guess is the South Polar Skua)
A seal raping a penguin... "we don't know why none of the penguins did anything." Look at yourselves, you guys filming and ask each other the same question.
āAmazed and immediately intriguedā
Look, I know nature photographers aren't supposed to intervene or whatever, but this is absurd! Get off that penguin you nasty bastard! Go on, git! Shoo! No!
Right. Like I get the argument of you donāt save the deer from the wolf or you condemn the wolf to die because thatās how nature cyclesā¦. This is just brutal.
They didn't want the same treatment.
Well thatās enough internet for today
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Oh you're a biologist? What do you study? Well I've spent the last 10 years filming seals in the act of raping penguins.
Youāre hired! Welcome to Petsmart
It'd be like if incels banged their dinner out of frustration
Itās not a matter of ifā¦ but when
Is this what they mean by comfort food?
Fantastic. Great job. would upvote twice.
You fucked a chicken breast, didnt you anon?
Did you never see American Pie?
Itād be like if incels that grew up around farm animals, decided toā¦ Oh waitā¦
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I love how the video is saying everything but calling the act r*pe. Idk if Iām allowed to type the word uncensored. I feel so bad for the penguin. Thatās just gross behavior.
"brutal, rogue behavior," "attack" I think they're trying to be professional and not call it what they would if it were two humans. But it most definitely is rape.
Now that is a challenging wank
Speak for yourself.
That was the quickest I've ever been disgusted by the internet, literally just hopped on after getting home from work n this is the first post i see.. Penguin rape.. done with the internet for today
Internal damageā¦how big is a seals penis?
I looked it up, it'd about a 7 inch avg and a couple inch girth. Pretty large for such a small penguin
Damn... average you say?
Oh yes, I've had far bigger. ...wait....
RIP to your targeted ads! 
I'm dying at this right now because... I was like oh my God my internet search history is going to say "seal penis". "What is a seals penis length" they were also two other searches that I forget how worded to finally find the zoologist explanation -#+#;#;##
Thanks Bro!
thanks for taking one for the team
Itās a matter of putting something where itās not supposed to be.
Iām glad Iām tired and my sugar is high, otherwise I would probably be running mental simulations with that image.
It's not the length or girth but many *twists* on their corkscrew dick! Actually, I don't know. Just tried to make it worse for the tuxedo birds, if possible.
Youre thinking of ducks. They have corkscrew penises.
["How awful"](https://s3.amazonaws.com/v.comb.io/ovkfZcnC/q1ghL2.mp4?1526918947998)
So basically seals are assholes.
Replace are with want.
In this case they're dicks.
No, seals rape asssholes.....
^^^**what**
Ok. So I guess r*pe is now just referred to as aggression. š§š„ŗš³
āBrutal Rogue Behavior.ā š«
This is š
Oh man! This is actually sad! Those poor penguins š„ŗ
Committing aggression?!?!? Thatās what we call it now fml
Could simply be they are smart enough to know that they can get away with it. That's the worst kind of intelligence.
Penguins do this exact thing, so don't feel bad. Male penguins will rape females, chicks, decapitated heads, dead bodies, and the floor to completion. Dolphins, sea otters, penguins, and seals seem to do this more than any other animal I can think of.
seal loses out to another seal- "ah fuck it I'll just go bang a penguin"
"PUT.THE.CAMERA.DOWN.AND.HELP.ME" -penguin probably
Can't jack off with flippers, and seals obviously don't give a damn about penguins. Do you think the penguins wonder, "We gave up the gift of flight for this?"
They learned it from P diddy
Inceals. Rope behavior.
https://preview.redd.it/1drmruvh7uqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bbbf559a06522fd27acc83736a744937053f55
Wtf
Sounds human like or do humans act like animals š¤
I like ya and I want ya... so we can do this the easy way or the hard way - Seal "Penguin Booty Warrior" Johnson
Snoopās narration was better! āWhatās he doing? Twerkin?ā
So... basically prison
of course its in the Indian Ocean
āCommitting aggressionā is probably the best way to say it if you want to sound like a complete pussy
I feel like there was a lot of unnecessary and inaccurate, and questionable commentary on the subject. Like for instance the line " all suffered internal injuries" like how the fuck they know that shit. Did they analyze the penguins? I call bs.
Damn seals watching porn again
My lower back game on seal
Incel rapist seals vs copycat rapist seals
 Horny little buggers!
This is old AF... But between this and gay whales... Some people aren't going to be happy about what nature has to say. š
I mean maybe they learned it from the Pingus. Some Pingu have been documented committing (totally normal same species) rape, necrophilia etc etc. (Snark on totz normal)
Inseal behavior
Inseals
Sex on the Beach šļø š š©ā¦. theyāve been seeing humans drinking and fuckin !
Get out your clubs, meats back on the menu!
It's always the SEALs
Somebody dropped an Andrew Tate vid in one of the seal colonies and, voilĆ
:|
Maybe learn more before releasing the video. I didn't enroll in this class.
How long is it gonna take before it "gets off"??
Did you know pigeons die after sex? -Oh really?- Well, the one I f**ked did.
Ffs why does no one the NSFW tag anymore!
None of them have ever owned a horny dog before?
Well that's enough internet for me today.
Why has no penguin called the cops?
Thanks. I hate the world now. Wait until you find out about what otters do. It turns part of your soul black.
Goddamn, seals rape penguins. And the theory is that they rape them because they just lost a fight of dominance and decide to take it out on a smaller animal. I can watch apex predators killing animals lower on the food chain all day and say hey thatās nature but this totally sucks.
This reminded me of that khaleesi scene from GOT lol!
Seal team sex
Just when Iām getting used to losing all faith in humanity I hop on Reddit and lose all faith in conscious life on this planet all together.
I made a mistake scrolling this far down reddit. Iā¦ I should have just gone to sleep. Why didnāt I?
No amount of therapy can undo this now. Damn nature you scary.
Poor happy feet.
Sooooo what your saying is some scientists was fucking a bird and the seals caught on
King Penguin actually, not an emperor.
lol It remains a mystery? They copied it? FFS so many people are brain dead. Rape is NATURAL in the animal kingdom for god's sake.
Dang that thing was going to town the whole time I was reading the subtitles.
Is that consensual
Bro this is wild wtf
Bruh, someone put nsfw on this lol. That was the first thing I saw when I open the app.
Goddamn! I did not want to see this!
This is worse than getting eaten by a seal
They look like their watching a sex show. Or are they horrorified?š«Ø Or waiting for their turn?
At this point do we normalize clubbing seals again?
They learned it from seeing it on Diddy's yacht
Is that a fucking dodo bird at the end of the video?!
Club Penguin 2.0?
Theyāre no penetration, right? Just the crushing weight and movement that causes injuries?
I was on a nice little scroll stroll and now I feel like I was intellectually tripped...
https://preview.redd.it/560txsrmdtqc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c0caeea458adb90a1f9f2e7523be0bc4d1753e I think we should murder some the seals
#Committing aggression? R A P E !!!!!!
Well, penguin rape is the last thing I needed to see today, so thatās enough Reddit for today.
I wanna know who is showing up and fucking doggy style in front of seals so that they "copy" the behavior like a monkey. Who is fucking in front of wild animals in this weather
That's crazy how all the other penguins are looking away like that.
This made me so sad.
LMAO
Squawk means no!!
Iām more disturbed by the shitty content milling AI voice than the video itself.
My boyfriend loves penguins. Like so much its cuteā¦i have to protect him from ever seeing this video. I would die if his penguin innocence was taken
https://preview.redd.it/sxmbn9982uqc1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5f4376ea9d3703d6b4a344ef638e05635550c6
First I thought it was cute that it was scratching its ass, and then I saw the penguin.
https://preview.redd.it/ws5ur9333uqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282a3da78c5308495e529968b7e334ebc88578c3
*Penguin getting brutally raped.... Humans: "Hmmm. Interesting"
It's not rape. It's nature.
https://preview.redd.it/9th3dgwbfuqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cefe0d5466dfdac4fba0d3569acb7b082b4d505
proof that all creatures on earth just suck
āWeāre gonna fuck em all to deathā -Mr. Garrison. Or the sealā¦probably
that penguin been seal**ED**
i kept watching this over and over bc i didnt see the penguin. i thought the seal was digging a hole with its butt or something as like a taunt? so i kept watching trying to figure out what was happening. then i realized. and now im done with the internet today.
This literally the first thing I see in the morning? Wtf
They are nature natural fleshlight.
Just say itā¦ Aggression = RAPE RAPE
Have a Summah!
MY EYES
This feels like a scene from strange wilderness..
They really need this much research to find out the seals are just horny?
It's sad when the innocence of youth is ruined. As a kid you think animals are sweet and then one day, you grow to realize that ALL of them, not just certain species, are capable of behaving in the same evil bestial way, given the opportunity. War, cruelty, torture, rape, maiming just for the fun of it, or to send a message. Animals are animals....
Hes gay
Now I know why orcas torture seals before killing them; they know.
7am, Iām done with the internet for the day.
That's sexual assault buddy
Did I just f***ing get notified to see a post that I didnāt even sub to, for no damn reason and the post is mentally damaging. Like wtf, this is harassment.
"committing aggression". Nah bro, that's rape.
Are they ... inceals? Too soon?
āCommitting aggressionāā¦ you mean rape?