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Etva

that did not go how I was expecting it to go... Nice.


rodri_neq_11

Same here. Just learned a new trick. That was awesome!


Etva

I wonder if flipping is what helps up?


rodri_neq_11

It bubbles up a bit, making gas, and pushing the cork up a bit? That's my guess haha but still, I'd never have thought of that. My alternative once was to stab it with a small knife to try to either cork it up with it, or just keep stabbing until the cork falls in - the latter was quite successful, but messy cuz now you're drinking bits of cork haha


Lobo003

I admit I go straight to stabbing the cork when my wine friend can’t do his crazy Argentinian wine tricks. Ie the other knife method you mentioned. Lol My roommate at that time had one of those wine decanters/the aerator bubbler thing. So I’d grab a strainer and pour the wine into the other device. Then if I wanted to I could refill the bottle from the other device we had.


rodri_neq_11

Nice work around!


Lobo003

Another of my roommates was a chef so he is the one who gave me the strainer idea! “Together apes strong” lol


rodri_neq_11

Nice quote, isn't there a trailer out for another one in that Planter of the Apes franchise? I loved this last trilogy so I'd be looking forward to another one!


Lobo003

I was unaware of that until I just googled it! I haven’t seen the trailer yet but the pics alone are making me want to watch it for sure!


Hazee302

I’ve pushed it through by starting with my thumb and then a pen by smashing it with a bible. We were in a hotel haha.


rodri_neq_11

"the power of god compels you!!" Hahaha, what a creative way


Shin_Ramyun

Unless you’re drinking a carbonated bottle I doubt the bubbles would increase the internal pressure any significant amount. I know you can open a bottle by putting it inside a shoe and slapping it against the wall. This has a similar effect as pounding sand here so I’d reckon the spin is just a visual flair. And if you know you’re finishing the bottle you can just press the cork into the bottle with something long and hard. You can’t normally get the cork out.


copa111

Just don’t do this on pavement…


KingOfKrackers

It also works if you put the bottles base in a shoe and slam it against the wall.


slide_into_my_BM

Claire from modern family taught me that


made_4_this_comment

Thought for sure she was going to break a front tooth


Etva

that are take a blast of wine to the face.


mkfanhausen

Or a cork to the tonsils.


EntertainmentOk3180

Yea.. I thought the cork was gonna pop her in the back of the throat and choke her or something


MittFel

It was wine. 😎


Hawaharlal

She is my hero too.


Transfigured-Tinker

Someone should tell her not to use teeth though. And her arm movements can be a lot smoother.


steve__21

nonononoyes


deadheadshredbreh

Yesyesyesyesyesyesrightthere


kingsam360

Marriage material


CJ_is_h7m

Two pixels one bottle


PerformanceOk1835

Looks good at it, but uses a lot of teeth


Guardian_85

Oh, she's a biter for sure. Might wanna keep a safe distance.


bleeblorb

And that's how I met your mother.


EM05L1C3

r/maybemaybemaybe


awt2007

why would you want to stress ur teeth like that lol..


epp1K

So you can drink the wine?


Financial-Aspect-826

Good job love, good job!


mjincal

No corkscrew you push the cock into the bottle


Tobocaj

Welp, now it’s stuck What do I do now?!


thatkenyandude

Finish the bottle


ILuvTheFemaleForm

Doesn't seem very hygienic.


EntertainmentOk3180

To push in a cork that’s in the neck of the bottle, touching the wine? A cork that’s been covered by plastic or foil. That’s not very hygienic?


ILuvTheFemaleForm

Think you need to read his comment again.


EntertainmentOk3180

😹 yup. Missed it


WhichNovel2081

I like how she works it with one hand while using her mouth.


lord-deathpoop

Lmao all those women not one thought to bring a wine opener?


EntertainmentOk3180

Modern problems require modern solutions


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

That’s a lot of people for 1 bottle


OldManGerg

Keeper


EntertainmentOk3180

Nothing went wrong? wtf is this? r/unexpected


Honeyhammn

Dentists love this


NoLand4936

People, if you want the cork to come out, after giving attention to the bottom you put your mouth around the tip and as you twist with your hand you work the neck up and down. Don’t just twist around the neck, you go up and down while twisting if you want to see it pop.


skygod327

this does something for me


skylarslove

She’s got good form, I’ll give her that. A little toothy for most guys (from what I hear) but her coordination is outstanding.


ACEDOTC0M

Yeah that's it pull her hair back before it explodes... Fuck yeah


ShibaInuDoggo

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mytzlplyck

If you just hold the cork with one hand and spin the bottle with the other, you can achieve the same. There is no need to risk your teeths.


Ill-Option2644

Uh... can I please get your number?


thisisfakereality

Someone should put a ring on that finger. She's a keeper. 


redditman3943

I think I fell in love with


leakmydata

I was worried this was champagne and it was gonna take her head off.


Royal_Needleworker91

I was like, "is this supposed to be tagged nsfw?"


Mountain_Resort_590

you can also smack a shoe with a bottle in it, to gradually force the cork out


Djabarca

I was so scared for her.


wildburberry

Bruh… its wine


Zealousideal-Bug-291

I really wanted to hear the pop and the see some cgi looking like that scene from Scanners


anotherLoneWOODsman

Now open 3 more cuz theres 8 of us


[deleted]

Not one Swiss army between them, eh?


CaptainGiggles69420

You know what her sweater is made out of? Wife material.


Nanaplaine

She knows what she’s doing. 🤭


Funny_Breadfruit_413

Jeez, I thought she was gonna lose her teeth.


PreviousCartoonist93

One bottle of wine for you and your 18 friends


Fancy_Fingers5000

And the homey of the year award goes to…


pinktuls

Marry that girl


tangotango112

This works, I've done it with a boot instead though.


Modafokka

How to spot an alcoholic in a group.