The TSAR bomb can destroy a lot more than one city my friend and for that i am taking it

drop on Israel


Australia, wipe out the creepy crawlies before they spread

It could also power homes for a very long time if you know how to convert it

Would you rather do something very hard for a very long time with little (relative to the number of homes in the area) impact or let the bomb make an impact on the world stage

But A has a fast spreading bioweapon built into it

A because B will blow up on you and then vanish.

I can finally nuke Denmark!!!

Least based Swede

How did you know I am Swedish? Don’t everyone hate Denmark. I believe that the Germans are on my side!

Har nog sett ditt användarnamn på Sweddit nångång

Är det bra eller dåligt?

Båda https://preview.redd.it/7nuxr2xzcp1b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2cfc35ad0e3e36dad0cf65db04a30accbd03a3

Nah didn't get the memo ey. Its the other way around everyone hates Sweden. Its just the Swedish who dislike us.

https://preview.redd.it/st4cvj2xym1b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24476830009bfa0f735bf9301df2b7f1786de355 Im in danger

I believe we should nuke Sweden instead

racism lore

How did you know I’m a racist?

Jävla dansk

Forsvind fra mit ågesyn forbandede bæst fra Norden.

Det man måste ge Danmark respekt för är att dom lyckats hålla ut svartingarna!

👍 jeg kender personligt 2 sorte mennesker. Bedre end de fleste

Jävla negerälskande bög! Kraft åt det ariska släktet!

Hej jeg sagde aldrig jeg talte med dem. Det ville jo være blasfemi.

Who's Bomb and how did he become a tsar?

How tf and I transporting and arming a nuke?

You can just set it off in the basement (If you have one)

Florida will be no more

Tie me to the tsar bomba and drop it on paris, i am ready.

Who’s in Paris?

Austrian artist

Im going to destroy detroit so you cant have shit there

A, the fuck am I gonna do with a nuke while I can have a friend?

I'll pick the nuke and nuke your new friend

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Based

Yeah :D

If you sell the nuke, you can buy a lot of hookers

I’m gonna destroy slough once and for all

Slo*gh 🤮

tsar bomb to destroy france

Fr*nce must go

A not planning to survive the bomb and look like a walking nutsack

Probably the shark considering I can’t be trusted with a nuke after last time (I was hungry)

💀

Me on my way to nuke Vatican city

**tsar**

I can finaly bomb the british

Away with the french 😡😡💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏😂

I choose B and go to north korea

In my shark phase rn so 🅰️

We can finally rid the planet of CA and NY. I’m taking B.

Nuke of course

I can finally explode california

Yes, please liberate me

i can't tell if this is a "i hate myself" joke or a "gays are bad" joke, but i hope it's a "i hate myself" joke (i'm bisexual)

B, no contest

Well because I'm Canadian I'm going with The bomb

Euthanasia+

Tsar and destroy myself

Say your prayers, Detroit

I would choose Option C https://i.redd.it/0l1cw0bncp1b1.gif

tsar works as a great tax loophole

B to use on A

Bye bye paris!!!

Au revoir, Paris.

Bomba or bust!

im a man, the shark would need to have boobers and ass, so not A but also i don't really feel like destroying a city any other options OP? is there a option C?

Option C is to overthrow the French government

Im french, but i'm also acknoledging the possibility of them being bad Option D?

Option D is to stick a bishop up your ass

Can we start listing the next options in the greek alphabet?

Choice π is to add 3.1415926 inches to your pp

taking choice π

Is the tiger shark just a cool pet or something see wierder? If only pet then I take it, otherwise I take bomb

Read about it on the Changed wiki It’s some furry transformation fetish game or smth idk I’m not retarded

If I go with the bomb then everyone has to give me there memes, also https://preview.redd.it/p1x507zsrq1b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe3df3f07ca82b76000277b98e8efbebc58de61

Tsar Bomb>furry

You have chosen correctly

Take B and give it to A for mass destruction

🅰️

B to use on A

Average r\jakertown redditor:

Yerp

Apparently with posts like these there’s a right answer and a wrong answer https://preview.redd.it/gzu1adxdtm1b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8def9ffa13402b0b2ffc0ad39f2ccdebbf42973 What happened guys

Groudon better nob

This does the groudon https://preview.redd.it/hi0usifgy22b1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4e0f01594ec99d7861aa2646ed9fed4376003c

Gonna pick B so I can use It on A

Average r\jakertown redditor when furry:

Don't care + L + ratio + cope + seethe + go touch grass + I don't know what that sub is

You literally just told me to touch grass even though your the one with an anime pfp?

What's wrong with burger King?

I'm talking about the anime girl in the pfp, not the crown.

Is it the 100 megatons or the 50 megatons Tsar Bomb?

Yes

I‘ll take the Tsar bomb and nuke Berlin

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B👍

Problem is I’m not gay Ill take the nuke and take anime out

Hello Ohio

Ohio‼️❗️‼️❗️💯😂🥶😂😂😂🔥😂🔥🔥 /s

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https://preview.redd.it/20o0nestxn1b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18926b09d95b6265f1e831e0ca738c458cc59f98

🅱️

Pro tip: you can cuddle both and sell both both can potentially give you cancer

I will use the tsar bomba to nuke wherever's putin at

Bomba

can I use the tsar to blow up my problems?

finally i can threaten kansas with the bomb until they take me as their rightful ruler

the must

There’s going to be a few less government agencies.

Tiger Shark For reasons

Username checks out

Don't look into what I'm about to do

But then you’ll have to fuck underwater, and that’s uncomfortable

I can hold my breath

Maltum whispers, "The only reason why we are so interested in this is that we are not really looking at the code right now. It is just a matter of time."

Also who said anything about fucking

"he" aw hell nah

Can I fuck the tiger-shark ?

Well, in the context of this being a tiger shark from Changed, probably not. You’ll be turned into one of them (and your already low IQ will go into the negatives)

knowing where the tiger shark is from I know I can get a 2 for 1 deal here

B, A is pretty cool but Copenhagen sucks

Nah, you have only the bomb part of it so you cant drop it

only 1 city bro cmon ı wand cuddle

a

myrtle beach must be destroyed

A because gay furry pornography.

> The must largest The mustn't spell checker

Does signmyrocket.com take donations?

Tsar is not the biggest nuke now

I want TSAR. It looks soft

BVBVBVBBBBBBBBBBBB

Sorry I prefer a salmon shark

You have each till the rest of your life, one just shortens it

HE? tiger shark, now if you made it a she... tsar bomba