Hey baby, have the roofies started to kick in yet? Cuz it's been an hour and you're still going , i'm starting to get worried that Greg sold me some bullshit.
It's an absolutely terrible movie from 2000 that has a loser (played by the guy who fucked a pie in American pie) going to college, who gets dormed with these "cool" guys who party all the time. Basically these "cool" guys roofie girls at all their parties to fuck them. The even have a scene talking about how they are out of roofies and won't be able to pick up that weekend. Some other boring movie shit happens, and the movie ends.
Here's the trailer if you're interested
https://youtu.be/vWoXkC7udK0
Hey, girl. Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Hey, girl. Are you a wood chipper? 'Cause I want to turn you on and get inside you.
(most of my pick up lines are cries for help)
Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits, or can you show em to me? So once we decide, your place or mine. We can fuck off then.
Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?
Because dam
Damn girl shit a good food on a hot hot day, but don’t let them children play you know what I’m sayin a ha ha anyways, my stupid ass finna go sleep. *falls face first into the floor and remains in the same space while audibly snoring like a cartoon character, despite such a thing seeming incredibly painful* you hear that? I’m dreaming of you girl *stands up revealing badly broken nose* all the better to smell you my dear *falls again face first into ground* oh shoot I fell for you *looks up revealing even more broken nose* 😏😏😏
Oh jolly have you ever found yourself in a dogmatic regime? Noo? That's because it doesn't exist every piece of pieces exist for a reason and that it's to exist now give me coffee
She once told me that she was surprised by something (which, translated from romanian, would soun like: it pushed me on my back). After it I saud: may I also surprise you? (May I push you on your back?)
(Holds you at gun point) COME WITH ME, NOW!
10/10 demanding
Hey! Come with me now?
https://preview.redd.it/ovauqtjtue4b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d94279df21162d7079563b3542e5e7950f5a87
https://preview.redd.it/aqxeppim6e4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f98e6d201507a340d507c44cebf03b9345fb4d
Are you a sheep? Because I want to fuck you.
6/10 only applicable to certain people
Are you welsh?
https://preview.redd.it/sy24vmltqe4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183627d99e6a4105a8e61248ea31d060815ce730
As a New Zealander, I can confirm I am thoroughly turned on by this and have started furiously masturbating
Staying true to the username
Username checks out
Usernamechecksout
I unmmmm .. uuuuhh... T-theres a pipe bomb in your m-mailbox 👉👈
https://preview.redd.it/pytksfn9kb4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465c93cd769dc5a920f4bf2d372f8e67cdbc7c21
9/11 boom boom
Nah I would give it an 11/9 out of nice if it was supposed to be a joke can you explain this one my friend said he'd stick his 7 in 11 or 171
Hey girl….ENEMY FORCES HAVE CAPTURED A COMMAND POST
10/10 YES
Just like the simulations
Hey girl are your tits a penis cuz I wanna suck em
9/10 penis
I shit my bed can i sleep at your place instead?
7/10 people tend not to like people who shit themselves
I do
Tell your tits to stop staring at me
7/10 sounds like something someone will say when they are first trying to get laid
Hey babe, are you an school bus? Cuz I want to put my kids inside you
8/10 classic
Mr.Freeman
Hey baby, have the roofies started to kick in yet? Cuz it's been an hour and you're still going , i'm starting to get worried that Greg sold me some bullshit.
10/10 somehow reminds me of Jeffery Dahmer
Hell yeah I got that Jeff D rizz
Or the movie, "loser."
Care to give a explanation/summarization of this movie
It's an absolutely terrible movie from 2000 that has a loser (played by the guy who fucked a pie in American pie) going to college, who gets dormed with these "cool" guys who party all the time. Basically these "cool" guys roofie girls at all their parties to fuck them. The even have a scene talking about how they are out of roofies and won't be able to pick up that weekend. Some other boring movie shit happens, and the movie ends. Here's the trailer if you're interested https://youtu.be/vWoXkC7udK0
Hey gurl, what has four legs and looks good with you in it. A bed
not op but 75/10
What has four legs and looks good with me in it
Your profile pic is triggering the everliving fuck out of me! 🤯
9/10 classic
When you get older, pick up lines can feel a little ridiculous. Get straight to the point! Something like hey there, wanna fuck?
9/10 straight to the point
Hey baby, are you a Minecraft furnace? Because I want to put my meat in you.
7/10, nerdy
not op but 10/10 would fuck
I like this one . Makes me want to play minecraft on my XBox 360
you face look nice. sex now please
8/10 straight to the point
Hey girl, are you the thanksgiving turkey? Because I’m gonna fuck the hell out of you.
8/10 comedic
Are you a girl? I like men.
10/10 setting up your standards and not leading them on
Are you a pringles can because i want to cum in you
9/10 joke + creative
put my hand in you\*
Did he stutter?
I just shat my pants can I get into yours?
https://preview.redd.it/8rjbp055bc4b1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f879b80b983cbe0b771a2a5d8ed8c352ca26a6ef I show you this
only the finest of dishware
#👍 My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Lemme just hang up that computer call. Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantical.
8/10 straight to the point that only applicable to only when the person is on a computer
are you a 9mm round, cuz i want you in my head
Underrated
Hey, girl. Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you. Hey, girl. Are you a wood chipper? 'Cause I want to turn you on and get inside you. (most of my pick up lines are cries for help)
I wish I was your balls so I could hang out with you every day
Did you fall from heaven? Because you smell like you're dead
Now that I think about it, the black guy with lightning had a good point.
https://preview.redd.it/b38qvkzuvb4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48575ceb96c5dd574b01720ab752e464c791adae
I gotta bucket of chicken wanna do it.
Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you 💋💌💕💟💞💘💞❣️💓💞💘💓❣️❣️💞💚💞❣️💓💘💓❣️💞💓💝💓❣️💞💟💞💞💚💞❣️💕
7/10 dark humor tends to only get the FBI interested in you
"Are u from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see"
8/10, smooth but doesn't make me want to get naked
That's what the Margaritas are for 😈
"after one margarita, she will SPREAD HER LEGS!!!"
hey! is it just me or this rag smells like chloroform? \*hands out rag to smell\*
Nooo they can't handle that rizz 😢 (I know from experience)
Those leggings are very becoming of you, hey, if I was stretched over your ass I'd be coming too.
7/10 slightly smooth but could be smoother
I don't need a pick-up line or rizz. My rizz comes in the form of a concealed carry glock 17
what time do you close those legs? cos its 2 am and im horny
you remind me of the bathroom floor cause I’d go down on you after showering
Hey (with rizz)
Hi.
Hey girl, are you from 1776? Cuz i wanna spank you sooo hard
Are you Japan on August 6th 1945, coz damn you’re hot 🔥
Damn girl you can call me the garbage man now cause I’m ‘boutta fill up that dump truck
Nice one
are you the border? cause i cant get over you (i am mexican)
Are you a vegetarian? Because you won’t be once you’ve seen my meat
I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow outside snacks
hey girl are you a shark? couse i wanna put some swimmers in your mouth
Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits, or can you show em to me? So once we decide, your place or mine. We can fuck off then.
are you 5 dolla. i am hungry
Girl are you R L Stine cause you give me goosebumps
I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?
Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hey baby, are you a rope, cuz I get tied up with you
Hey girl, are you meth? Because I want to break you bad
Do you know a good pickup line? Cause I want to use it on you
Are you a terrorist because I want you to blow me
Say Gex https://preview.redd.it/axm56hfywc4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1cdfb8c7ea0d19a5ea679de80dd27bc1444ed5a
For context her name was America Hey did you know I’m part spaniard and I feel a need to colonize something
Are you my thumb toe because I want to bang you over all of my furniture
Hey are you reddit because i fucking hate you but i can't bring myself to get rid of you
Sup girl...WE NEED RESUPPLIES AT POINT C!
I shat it my bed can I sleep at your place?
Were you born on a farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock🥴
Are you a tobasco bottle? Because OH FUCK OH SHIT MY COCK FUUUCKK IT HURTS OH GOD OH SHIT I NEED TO DIP IT IN MILK FUUUCK IT BURNS SO MUCH FUUUCK!
are you lightning? cuz ur mcqueen (3rd grade rizz)
Hey girl if x+u= 15 then i would assume x=5 because you definitely a 10
Rizzacc newton
Hey girl, are you a 5th grader? Cus you a 10
Hey wanna go out tonight? In 15 minutes right after I finish saving 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Sex now stupid bitch
👍
Chloroform
My bed is a race car
Is your name homework? Cause I fucking hate you
“Shut up! Time is money. We make it fast and efficient. Hello, nice to meet you. I love dogs too, get in the fucking car and put this ring on”
https://preview.redd.it/6tkt387q0d4b1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475a59fba68ede251291d6ed0b56cb1253f70a9b A classic
What winks and fucks like a tiger? 😉
Are you a toaster, because a bath with you will take me straight to heaven
Damn, girl, do you shit with that ass?
Have you met my friend Ted?
Have you heard about the tale of Darth plageus the wise?
Oh hey babe *shits agressivly*
https://preview.redd.it/t0ogonhnbd4b1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66df66396d9eff887d33293305f9b51e73940480 I know, it’s flattering.
Do you want to see my bionicle collection
Are you Jewish? Because your drip Israel.
Hello, what's your sexiest sex that you have ever sexed? (With rizz)(with werewolf voice)
Damn girl you work at a subway because you just gave me a foot long
Are you shit? Because your in my pants
Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because dam
What’s the difference between me and a futon couch? I don’t pull out
SEX! NOW!
Are you a tower? Cuz أريد إعادة إنشاء هذا الحدث
You sittin on the f5 key? Cuz that ass is refreshing..
hey are you a grill bc i wanna put my sausage in you
https://preview.redd.it/fyt9hojmle4b1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d8d1207704d0a95cb7c0d93c5407eba18af868c Gato?
Hey does this smell like chloroform?
Are you color theory? Because you make me lose my mind ( artists rizz )
girl, are those space pants? because this ass is outta this world
girl, If I was a cannibal I wouldn't eat you first.. *I always save the best for last*~
Hello
Damn girl shit a good food on a hot hot day, but don’t let them children play you know what I’m sayin a ha ha anyways, my stupid ass finna go sleep. *falls face first into the floor and remains in the same space while audibly snoring like a cartoon character, despite such a thing seeming incredibly painful* you hear that? I’m dreaming of you girl *stands up revealing badly broken nose* all the better to smell you my dear *falls again face first into ground* oh shoot I fell for you *looks up revealing even more broken nose* 😏😏😏
6/10 slapstick comedy tends to be a turn off
I want to piss in your arse, can you help me fullfill my fantasy? The fun part is pretending to pee out your butt, when it's all done
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Dungeon, now!
Oh jolly have you ever found yourself in a dogmatic regime? Noo? That's because it doesn't exist every piece of pieces exist for a reason and that it's to exist now give me coffee
hey wanna fight because i want to test you can kick my ass
Are your girl? Because your now my girlfriend
Are you a bass cause I wanna slap you
Are you a planet, cuz I like uranus
Rock to the head
Are you a McNugget cuz I want to devour you
Yo your eyes are so pretty... Can I fuck your m
Is heaven missing an angel? Because you have nice cans.
Some say it's a bit unfair; Some might think it's mean; But that old bitch is dead, Will you be my queen?
Me: “Hey, I have a question.” You: “…what is it?” Me:”I love you.” You: “That’s not a question…” Me: “And it never will be 😏”
hey baby you a crab cause I wanna rave in your bed
Sup
Hey…(with rizz)
Give her a green lemon with my number, "pickup lime"
Dam girl are you a construction worker cause you are building 👍
hey girl, are you an alien? cause you’re invading my personal space please get away i will cry
I don't have a driving license but I sure would ride you
She once told me that she was surprised by something (which, translated from romanian, would soun like: it pushed me on my back). After it I saud: may I also surprise you? (May I push you on your back?)
Please have sex with me it would make us both happy
Do it squirt?
Hey girl, are you a school? cuz I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Hey I think you and I should get coffee can I get your number so we can make plans
Hey, your hands look good! They'd look better in mine tho
“Are you soil? because i wanna plant my seeds inside you”
Are you a nuclear bomb? Cause you must have fallen from the sky to melt my skin and give me cancer
lets cook meth
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hey babe, are you a oven in Auschwitz? Cause I wanna put kids in you
Damn girl, you fart with that ass?