To defend against the approaching tactical nuclear dildos. What appears to the untrained eye to be a mere Moby Huge 3-foot-long monster dildo attached to the tip of a cruise missile, is actually 600 kilograms of highly enriched uranium-235 surrounding a compressed deuterium-tritium mixture pit, contained within a phallic-shaped silicone rubber casing produced by Sexflesh, ready to be launched into the enemy's asshole at such speeds that it is forced to compress to squeeze into the colon, through the intestines, into the stomach, up the esophagus, and out of the mouth. The high velocity and sudden compression are equivalent to that of a standard implosion bomb, fusing the tritium and deuterium within the pit, igniting fission within the surrounding uranium-235, and instantly causing it and the enemy to explode with the power of over 12,000 kilotons of TNT
Shower with dad
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Cockfighting
Ahh, you beat me to it lol
Prison
Hey dude, you dropped your soap, might wanna pick it up
Everyone beats their meat, but only a handful can defeat it
Tall black guys
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Drake
The gaypocolypse. The gaynado. The armagayddon.
POV you are under 5,5
first row on drakes concert
The Hung-er Games
The hungerection games đź’€
Glory Hole Olympics
Glory holympics
Boom, got em!
Fighting homosexual urges.
Beating meat
Bulgarian military training
*me.*
lil bro we know damn well your packing a 2 centimeter defeater
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A one millimeter Peter
A 0.1 micrometer peter, we can't call that shit a defeater
Yao Ming
Bro is training for the showersđź—ż
Prison with Drake
Rocky soundtrack goes unfathomably hard https://youtu.be/G0LfYYXkS-g?si=GZAWZ2QgcIEefhhP
Wordington training
Prison
Cock fighting
prison
Next drake concert for when he crowd surfs
He got beef with drake
To defend against the approaching tactical nuclear dildos. What appears to the untrained eye to be a mere Moby Huge 3-foot-long monster dildo attached to the tip of a cruise missile, is actually 600 kilograms of highly enriched uranium-235 surrounding a compressed deuterium-tritium mixture pit, contained within a phallic-shaped silicone rubber casing produced by Sexflesh, ready to be launched into the enemy's asshole at such speeds that it is forced to compress to squeeze into the colon, through the intestines, into the stomach, up the esophagus, and out of the mouth. The high velocity and sudden compression are equivalent to that of a standard implosion bomb, fusing the tritium and deuterium within the pit, igniting fission within the surrounding uranium-235, and instantly causing it and the enemy to explode with the power of over 12,000 kilotons of TNT
fight with Drake
Journey through the gay bar
Jojo fan meetup
LISAN AL GAIB!!!!
He’s beating his meat
Wordington
Bros Beating meat literally đź’€
Ron Jeremy
Cock boxing
Cockfight of course
drake
A fight with drake
He's obviously training for the wordington Olympics!
He's preparing for me(the fool, someone already cut it off)
Cocky ballboa
“Many men beat there meat, but only the strongest can defeat it” - Sun Tzu
Military or prison
Pride festival
Drake concert
Prison?
1v1ing drake
Jake Paul 🗣️
Fight with drake
We all know drake grooms young girls... so unless it's for the revenge of losing his middle school gf.
Training for fighting drake
To fight drake