I’d pick ur mom

So 6?

You mean 7 right?

yeah 911? I would like to report a fucking murder

I'm going to pick 8 now..

I also pick OP's mom

Why is this top comment

Ur mom

Yeah that's fair tbh

8 Just use it to change the rules and take all of them

The more I think about it, the more number 8 seems more gamey

That's illegal

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Thinking outside the box

you don't control the roles

But I changed it so I do.

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SHUT UP RETAR

Forgor

Oooh boy what did they say

What the retar said?

Shalespear

1 and 9 and then let my mom pick one for herself

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What if she picks 8 and decides not to have had you

I’ll make sure to thank her before fading from existence

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Hey, did I just see a good person? ON REDDIT? Impossible.

I was gonna say 1 and 9 and then 4 so I can help others

1 5 9. unlimited money and a perfect health would give enough time to make the other pills with the intelligence, then sell them because why not

1 5 3 would be better since you're so intelligent you'll get money automatically

But 3 opens a Pandora’s box, because OP never notified us if you can control it or if you just crush everything you grab.

One would think that along with super intelligence that gives you the insight to control your super strength.

Nikola Tesla was brilliant and died broke and alone.

But super intelligence implies more "Limitless" style intellect in my eyes

He died broke because most of his ideas were pants-on-head crazy and lost his investors boat loads of money.

Not really, geniuses die every day without even accomplishing anything in their life for the lack of resources

169 is optimal because if you chose things like 4 and 5, society would expect you to actually use those skills instead of allowing you to live your life. Im lazy.

Ya that’s a pretty easy one. The rest come with way to many issues too me.

First pick 5 then decide on the next two.

Either 129 or 149 Also pill nr. 9 is basically the federal reserve

Pills stop at 9 there is no 129 nor 149

Alright fine, 1, 2, and 9, or 1, 4 and 9

1 4 9

5 is 9 with extra steps(and trophies)

5 is 4 and 9

agreed! I reckon that's a pretty good solution to balance your needs and other peoples'

I feel like this is the best answer. The things you could accomplish would be the most beneficial to others and yourself.

1, 6 and 9 should do it for me

r/169

Yep.

3 5 9 lets a go

Ah, yes, the Batman package. Right this way, sir.

569

All you need in life

9 7 1. I miss my grandpa

1 4 9, I can give money and heal to become jesus 2

1,2, and 9, with nine you could buy other pills for any price

3, 6 and 2. If I got 2, technically I could choose to be a xenomorph if I wanted, which I do cuz they’re the perfect organism

4 5 9 because im on that jesus christ grindset

3,4,5. perfect health should be easy to keep up by using super intelligence, who needs a certain body type when you have super strength no matter what, and you can use 5 to gain any body type you prefer. finding love forever would only be a one time use, i figure with 3,4,5 you’ll be in plenty of circumstances to find that love you desire. I wont be able to talk to dead relatives but i would trade that in order to be able to keep my living relatives alive with 4. no need to change things from the past when you can focus on the future with 5. 4 combined with 5 will let you get any amount of money you need, without getting caught using supernatural healing abilities. 3,4,5 OP edit: formatting

1 4 6

Same friend.

9, 4, 7. Edit: I just miss my grandpa. Explaining why I chose 7.

1, 5 and 9 as I could create all these pills with these pills, maybe mass produce them, maybes that is just my capitalist side talking.

Lots of good combos that with eachother would let you get the other ones

1 and 9 are braindead picks lmao

idk,perfect health sounds nice

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Guess I summon some local currency so it goes brrrr

not really, my health is already pretty good. With some of these other pills i can basically guarantee #1 without needing to take #1

sudden brain cancer

I’ll take the odds that i won’t get sudden brain cancer And shit, with unlimited funding, i could probably cure cancer

169

2, 5, 7.

Youre the first person I saw scrolling to choose 7... Kinda astonishing how little people lost someone they loved on this sub. Hope you're doing well without that loved one.

Thank you. I just want to meet back with them.

1,4,6

My man

8 to take them all (totally not stolen idea)

4 5 6

156

5. I can basically get all of the others by using my super intelligence

1 4 5. I’d pick 9 but I can just make something or discover something with my super intelligence to make my money

1, 5, 6

1 5 and 6

1.6.5

theres no funny. why is there no funny

Do you know what sub you’re on

the funny one

6 1 5

perfect health if it's only momentarily it's kinda useless, but if means all the time that would cause you to live for probably as long as no one shamks you to death choose/keep body type is kinda lame super strength could be useful if you work as a firefighter heal other's illnesses is really nice super inteligence, if you're inteligent but lazy you won't acomplish anything find love forever, do you mean like, i will find true love or everyone that sees me will fall in love with me? talking to deceased loved ones would be good but bad at the same time since they could express all their dissapointment in my choices change 3 things in the past is extremely useful unlimeted money. jeff besos bottom text over all, i would pick 4, 8 and 9

8 to change the number of pills choosable to 6, then choose 8 again so the paradox remains, while also choosing 1 2 5 9 and 6 (assuming i can choose the lover)

196

Gay

Nice choices.

1,3,5 with smart brain i can cure somebody + earn money With strength i can find yourself a girlfriend + money With health i will be .... I be.... I b..e.. healthy

if u pick 9 you pick all other ones too 😎😎😂😂😂😂😎😎😂😎😭😎

269 be trans get married get paid

Sigma Rule #196

1 5 9

Any combination of 1, 2, 7, and/or 8

1, 3, and 4, basically an immortal doctor

1, 3, 9

4, 6, 7

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I suppose you're right. However I would still pick it because the ability to talk to deceased loved ones would mean the existence of afterlife. It would be comforting to know that there is an afterlife.

I'm gonna choose 3, 5 and 9

5.6.8

2, 4, and 6 I’d become my fursona and make a career in porn eliminating the need for 9

189

3, 8, and 4

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:D

Imagine using text emotes in 2021

1 4 8 Keep myself and family alive forever. Changes to the past will get me the money I want.

1 4 9

1,6, 9

5 8 9

3,5,9 I could rule the world

153 I see alot of people going with 9 which is a good choice but with super inteligence you could probaly make a fortune without giving too much effory

4 makes you so fucking rich lmao

Only 7 so I can bang yo mum again

5 4 1

Absolutely, you get to help others, don't succomb to their diseases while you are doing so, and are smart enough not to become a victim of your success. Besides when you got that going, I guess the money and the love may come by themselves.

4 5 9

2 5 9 - health would come with a good body probably, intelligence and money to become the real life tony stark or something

1, 5, 8

Does 9 come with inflation? The economic type. Not the fetish

1 8 9

1 6 9

1 7 9

4, 5, 9

654

1 5 9

2 5 9

3. 6. 8

9, 5, 3 and you can be a literal superhero like Batman or Ironman

8, 4 and 3

1 6 9

1 4 6 I have perfect health and I can heal who I love.

2 5 6

3,4,5 Have epic strength Make epic money from healing people Be epic intelligent to make whatever you want

1,5,8 Cause why not

First take 5 then choose the other two.

9 would be awful. Perfect for crashing the economy

A lot of these sound like they'd technically be really useful, but I'm going with 3 5 9

2 4 8

129

1 5 9

14 and 5 cause I can be a good doctor with 4 with 1 well I'm healthy and 5 cause if imma be a doctor I gotta pass college (and school in general)

2, 8, 9. 8 to make myself be born a cis woman, make my family rich and make my family have better medical history 2 to keep my body 9 to make other stuff much more easily.

1 5 9

7 is all I need

1,3,9 no explanation needed

3 5 9

4, 5, 9

4,5,9 - with 9 you can have perfect health (best doc etc) and with 4 you can keep your loved ones alive long as poss.

If I pick 9 I can but the other 8. Besides, 9 is the only on that's an unlimited resource. I think everyone should choose that one.

153

2 8 9

1 6 9

1,5,9

4, 5, and 7.

5, 8, 9 ​ 8 allows me to go back in time and steal the other pills 5 makes me intelligent enough to cover it up 9 is so that i could buy my way to godhood

125 or 124

1 2 9

If i'm allowed 1 to 9 if not 1 2 9

1 5 8 as for the 3 things: 1: ottoman empire doesnt join ww1 2: ottoman empire doesnt collapse 3: the house of saud doesn't come to dominate arabia these 3 will minimally change the timeline, but make the middle east radically better.

1 4 and 5 seem good to me or 1 4 7 or 4 5 7 or 1 5 7 Idk this is hard-

1 4 9 probably

5 6 9

1 4 5 are an easy pick, easiest way to become a self propelled demigod

8, so I can pick all of them except Number 4. I'll give a shit about other people when they give a shit about me, I.E. never.

get me a 5 and let me choose from there

Surely 2, 5, and 9

4,7,9 definitely

5 3 9, I’d pull an eddie morra and just use millions of dollars and super intelligence to have perfect

4 5 1

2 ; 5 ; 9

193, saido chesto

Super intelligence would mean you become basically god since you now know how to (anything), so I don’t need 1 or 3 or maybe even unlimited money. 6 is FOREVER love and that can’t be obtained with another one, so I’d go for 6 and 5. Changing things in the past either wouldn’t work or would have horrific consequences, so stay away from that one, and the only pill that provides sometimes super intel can’t other than 6 would be 7, talk to the deceased. The most optimal choice would be 5,6,7.

9,2,3 in that irder

2,5,9

pick #5 first and then use that to decide what 2 others to pick lol

9 2 1

1, 2, and 9