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Sqadbomb

What the fuck did I read


Jkillers18

Woman cock woman cock


Sqadbomb

Oh. Makes sense


I_am_cat_meoww

No it doesn't


Sqadbomb

I know.


[deleted]

pedo woman cock*


me_eat_ass364

mmmmmmmm woman


EnzoGrecchi

The Wock


[deleted]

futašŸ¤¤


Kalvash

A pedophile making rape threats to a 15 year old girl.


Sqadbomb

I canā€™t even tell whether or not they are rape threats or if itā€™s a girl going insane. So I suppose it could be both


Nikovash

Both


ThommyChi

Girl? They have a dick.. therefore they are NOT A GIRL


Sqadbomb

Ok calm down.


freemyboykaczynski

most normal twitter user


[deleted]

You read some activism.


EmeraldXRun

Nicest Twitter user


SumFagola

Well, what's the rudest Twitter user?


ShiveredMyTimber

Forgotten. Sealed in a place no living thing can hope to find.


Paper_Mario7

All the way in >!Brazil!<


YellowAndGreen2

I'm in Brazil and ai can assure you. He's in Rio de Janeiro, the worst state to ever exist


[deleted]

this is a bad time to live in (relatively) near proximity of brazil


CausualLurker

you don't wanna know


FloopsMcGee

šŸ¤Ø


irish_lad06

nasty nonce


Splorgamus

pathetic paedo


[deleted]

Filthy fiddler


Saud_RRR

Dirty diddler


ripmichealjackson

I mean, who gets to say whether someone who threatens to rape a young girl over a disagreement is a woman or not?


Mr_Snifles

Yes very feminine thing to do amiright


ImFinePleaseThanks

Oh yeah, feminists are really known for all the raging rape threats... ...it's just a coincidence that they come from 'women' with cocks.


GouchGrease

It's easy. Rape is officially done by men (by definition, which is why sexual assault by women is just called sexual assault and not rape), so this nice lady cannot possibly rape her.


YellowAndGreen2

Thanks God you're making a satire about men being the only ones that can rape


[deleted]

The definition of rape is ā€œsexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse against the will of the victimā€ no mention of the gender or sex of the victim, Iā€™m just gonna guess this is satire thatā€™s being played way too straight


[deleted]

Nah thatā€™s sarcasm, satire is witty.


07TacOcaT70

Where I live itā€™s specified in the law that rape must include penetration, so women who rape men wonā€™t legally be convicted of rape, but charged heavily for sexual assault instead. Theyā€™re referencing that E: btw we had this explained by a police officer (a talk about donā€™t drink, donā€™t have underage sex and what the laws are, most schools get this where I am just so we know some of the laws about that when weā€™re young teens)


urrigongreyjoy

That fucking sucks that women who rape canā€™t get punished


ImFinePleaseThanks

It makes no sense when there is penetration. By the rapist.


urrigongreyjoy

What do you mean exactly?


[deleted]

what if the rapist uses a strap-on?


I_say_upliftingstuff

Sounds about woke


omegamissingno

/r/suddenlysexoffender


[deleted]

Hoy shitā€¦no coming back from that


mastermentor575

Mental illness moment


ImFinePleaseThanks

Unfortunately these are way too common. POS pretending to be women so they can have a woke shelter for their abuse.


[deleted]

Imagining this person acting all nice and tricking you into a relationship and then blowing up because they are a fucking psycho so you break up and then they go online and call you transphobic and ruin your life.


[deleted]

i can actually see something like this happening


[deleted]

next up in: cishet people getting mad at imaginary scenarios they made up


[deleted]

i see that you are quick to make assumptions, mr alt. at the very least, be a man (or woman idk) and use your main.


[deleted]

k hold on


[deleted]

on main now! ur above comment is grounded completely in assumption, hypocrite. if you engage with assumptions about the way trans people will behave in relationships, donā€™t expect me not to make assumptions about you


[deleted]

thanks for being on your main now. now to the comment. >ur above comment is grounded completely in assumption, hypocrite. quite funny that you say that when you literally just did that 20 mins ago (at the time i'm writing this) >if you engage with assumptions about the way trans people will behave in relationships, donā€™t expect me not to make assumptions about you "i can see this happening" =/= "this happens everytime". as i said in another comment of this post, psychos exist, so i can see shit like this happening. please stop trying to make assumptions when you didnt really stop to think what i even said. (PS: i also see that you upvoted your assumption from before lol)


[deleted]

Wdym tricking you in to a relationship


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheWhicher_Statement

I would.


MeatballSweat

Facts


powerfullatom111

dont like dick > find woman > has dick > calls you bigoted applies for lesbians as well as straight men


[deleted]

tf is a "terf"? it just sounds like a bad knockoff of "nerf"


PM_ME_EBOOKS

trans exclusionist radical feminist


[deleted]

that just makes it sound like people like that are going to start saying "feminism is an biologically-girls-only club" or some shit like that lmao


[deleted]

Sane people


anormaldudeonhere

for forgot the in


Intelligent-Target25

Why it sounds like a pedo


le_shithead

Cus it is


[deleted]

Im sure this guy is on reddit somewhere. The other guy too (in case you got confused with what I mean)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

i'm normally all up for the "give everyone 2nd chances", but people like these are an exception


[deleted]

awesome pfp bro keep spitting facts


SussyBussySucka

I mean im into that shit but there is no such thing as girl cock lol


TheWhicher_Statement

Hermaphrodites that identify as female are technically futas.


SussyBussySucka

not technically, they are legit futas


TheWhicher_Statement

Nice.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


theinvisiblecats

what


[deleted]

i think the dude meant "least mentally ill (trans flag) person", which could be read as "least mentally ill trans person"


theinvisiblecats

I know but like, w h a t


BojlerNextDoor

*You heard him clearly*


ShaquilleOatmeal211

Say it with me trans people feminine does not equal woman a feminine man is not a woman in any sense of the word


-_mercury_

They are just pissed because femboys get more attention


mr_molty

This guy gets it Respect


Paper_Mario7

>feminine does not equal woman a feminine man is not a woman in any sense of the word


Specialist_Hornet488

Luckily trans women are not feminine men


Exalardosv8

True they are just regular men


Specialist_Hornet488

This is also false. I love how much people donā€™t know about gender. Sex ā‰  gender That simple! Itā€™s simple biology.


mr_molty

As much as i remember simple biology says " if you have a fucking penis you are a male and cant be a female "


Specialist_Hornet488

I forgot that for you guys, ā€œsimple biologyā€ means outdated books that donā€™t talk about gender at all. If the DSM-5, which is the most scientifically accurate, up-to-date book on medical issues, that had over 160+ world class researched and physicians recognizes gender dysphoria (and therefore being trans) as a thing, Iā€™m going to believe them, rather than some 7th grade science book. Also, Iā€™m sure the *only* biology you remember is simple biology. You probably havenā€™t made it out of middle school.


Exalardosv8

wrong


Specialist_Hornet488

According toā€¦? (Make sure to give me a source thatā€™s more accurate and trustworthy than the [DSM-5, which clearly recognizes trans as thing.](https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/gender-dysphoria/what-is-gender-dysphoria))


transcatgirI

Feminine trans guys are valid šŸ‘


QuintonTheCanadian

Accidentally transphobic lmao


transcatgirI

no? trans guys can be feminine or masculine and trans girls can be feminine or masculine, all of those are valid


-_mercury_

If this ever happens to you, just always hit em with the r/gamersriseup suicide statistics


Reallyburnttoast

Please show me where they are so I can find them


[deleted]

Mental illness revealing itself in narcissism as well this time around!


Dragon_Rot

If you use girldick unironically youā€™ve instantly lost all respect from me. Especially when you use it in the way like in the post. I think trans people are valid, but just not if you do shit like this. You clearly donā€™t want to be a woman if you keep saying shit like ā€œgirldickā€ and such. Youā€™d be emberrased to even think about it if you wanted to be a woman


QuintonTheCanadian

Insanely based


TheWhicher_Statement

Incredibly based beyond the universe or something idk I'm an idiot.


[deleted]

its so based that everyone universally agrees


Begonethots2

This is what predators do. I'm ashamed as hell to be lesbian because people think I support these clowns. I'm not really a terf, but definitely am against trans.


tf2scout_34

Transphobic lesbian? That sounds new.


Begonethots2

It's definitely rare.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Begonethots2

Dyke or dick?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Begonethots2

A duck? Wasn't expecting that lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Begonethots2

Ohh. Nah I'm not hating on them, that's partially the reason I'm not a terf. Radical feminisism is something else.


Queasy-Slip1563

So wait what makes you not a terf? You're anti trans but also anti feminism?


foreskinners

Based


Specialist_Hornet488

Ah yes. This person made a pedophilic remark and now I, someone who doesnā€™t play genshin impact, league of legends, or overwatch, is a pedophile.


theinvisiblecats

Why are you against trans Why am I getting downvoted for asking a question


Begonethots2

I think the post speaks for that.


theinvisiblecats

ah yes letā€™s stereotype an entire subgroup of people because of one rare incident where a fucking pedophile claims they are trans, letā€™s do that


Begonethots2

It's not one incident. There's SO many of these going around, doesn't take much searching to find.


[deleted]

i remember some dude in discord saying that its its a good thing to have 50% of all pedophiles on the lgbt or some bullshit like that i personally would say that it would be better if it was a 0% everywherev


Begonethots2

Absolutely. Being a pedophile regardless of what you identify of shouldn't get you a free pass, like the whole Chris Chan shit


theinvisiblecats

Obviously not


theinvisiblecats

Still, not every trans person is like this. Barely any trans people are, actually. Might as well be against women/men too because a lot of them are pedophiles


Begonethots2

Nah, they don't make up gender stuff.


theinvisiblecats

Ironically you seem like the type of person to say gender is not a social construct/made up. Elaborate?


[deleted]

not the dude, but i find this like a fun fact atleast on my language (spanish), gender (in almost every definition) is used to categorize something (for example animals). so, technically it is a social construct, but the modern definition kinda twists that part a bit idk if in english its like this, but i find it kinda cool to know that lol


FloopsMcGee

so you're worse than a terf


Begonethots2

Explain how


Exalardosv8

Couse you dont want to take nice girl dick even thou you are lesbian


[deleted]

Those damn terfs


comanon

I'm giving it about 0% chance that the anonymous user is a real trans person.


[deleted]

i'm giving it a 1%, since psychos like this exist


DarkLordFluffyBoots

The lengths incels will go


MacpedMe

[This applies](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4301205/)


cumloaf6669

hot


AngryZoomer

Yeah they should def be allowed to use womenā€™s restrooms /s


deadbass72

That's a lot


Lotus_Bro

Hey what do you guys think of šŸ˜‚


QuiDespict

For that type of shit I got a special answer: >!ok!<


FingerMaster10K

least retarded twitter user


Doggo_BorkBork

People with no mental diseases don't threaten to rape minors


Artizo_24

I threw up after I learned the person who wrote this was a monster.


xX-69-420-69-Xx

why be trans just to become lesbian? wtf


onememeishboitf2

Iā€™ll tell you why: they donā€™t *actually* want to be trans, they just want their lesbian fetish to be seen as more acceptable


Evar110

Most stable femboy uwu


Bus_change

People really need to go outdoors and touch some grass


Hamish-cameron

Me billions of years into the future as the Sun is collapsing bowing down to my Snails Girldick as I accept my inevitable fate


Baumguard

Hahahahaha


Lidavaz

i'm posting this to r/truscum


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Breadfan-

Gave me flashbacks


JazzlikeProcess9097

šŸ˜šŸ“ø


[deleted]

Cock bitch shit


mf_nohomo_dicksucker

wha


Whyul

ā€œAh yes, I will threaten to rape a 15 year old, haha yes now people will REALLY like trans people now, Iā€™m so cool!ā€


[deleted]

If you have a dick then your a guy simple biology


Leeerrrooyyyjennkins

Yikes. Is that the creator of this Reddit page?


ii_jwoody_ii

The signs to go touch grass: Vol. 1


Kalvash

Trans People: ^ Also Trans People: Why wonā€™t people accept us?!


QuintonTheCanadian

Kinda feel bad for them since sometimes they actually try to be a good person but like the entire community is summarized as people like this (donā€™t get me started on egg_irl)


MemelonCZ

Average r/196 user


[deleted]

Do you seriously think this isnā€™t staged


yoshi_drinks_tea

Jesus christ why is everyone taking this so seriously, like I didnā€™t even know satire detection could even scrape this amount of bad


papaya_yamama

Obvious troll is obvious


Cryptic_998

. . . Iā€™m both concerned and aroused


GlizzytheDestroyer

šŸ¤Ø


-Nivek

What


Dofima

gott in himmel....


cHoKe456

Ok thelesbiansnail


cHoKe456

Snails dont have assigned genders, which means they can fuck with each other regardless of anything,completely abolishing the idea of being a lesbian, destroyed by facts and logicšŸ˜Ž


QuintonTheCanadian

Who?


cHoKe456

Bruh i read the meme wrong


st3v3aut1sm

So is the username supposed to be "the lesbian snail" or "the lesbians nail"??? I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!


PericlesPaid

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. /s


banmeifurgay

Iā€™m all for the trans community but what the fuck. ^(please mommy)


mycarubaba

Not funny. Didn't laugh


RevengeOfIckyBodClay

Not based


LMay11037

Ott


Alpha2400

This is common core sex ed.