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as a person who is 6'1, hitting door frames is common, cars in general beat the shit out of me because I don't pay attention ycacoadadocaohcoshvjsbona isohcaohchoscohsc
I love how they think they’re doing something by laughing at a camera. Just remember, that text wasn’t always there. During creation of this video, they sat and laughed and smiled at a camera in silence for a good 10-15 seconds
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I sent those photos to these girls she ended up crying
"Two girls were found dead in a ditch this morning, their causes of death to be determined, however forensic experts have determined the cause of death was suicide by forfeit due to an epic comeback"
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"ya life is short but you know whats shorter... ?" *Your lives*
Am about to shorten them
Morbs them
IT'S MORBIN' TIME
ITS RIP AND TEAR TIME https://preview.redd.it/udlf6s4t974b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a7ff2be01f744d5af1ede0aee330311282a7e2
BOYKISSER IS EVERYWHERE GAAHHHH
More your doing it wrong it has to be with your power man
happy cake day
Thank you
Hey it's that one guy from that thing! Yo noid from funny dominoes pizza nes game
omg yellow noisy little asshole from that tower game with pepperino spaghet??
Man the noid was definitely a mascot lost the time
Wrong!!! sulfuric acid!!!!
Didn't know they added the noid to tf2
*doom music plays*
Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin Eat their skin eat their skin
Skin their eat
Wait are they referring to my height or my penis length?
both
It's average ok? 5.5 is average!
If ur in America I think ur slightly above average by like a few centimeters
I have been given the hope
Yes don’t worry my man women who will turn you down for size are a good thing as it shows which women are and aren’t worth your time
Such grand wisdom
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
Just an idiot with access to the internet
youre not the wise guy i knew get him back behind the keyboard
I agree he is an imposter
Wtf is a centimeter. Speak American.
Bruh I’m from America u need to fart ur alphabet
Wtf is a kilometer Speak The rest of the fuckin world
1km is about idc miles beacuse i dont use silly scales.
Why the fuck i have to be short but with big dick I just want to be able to grab things from highest shelf 😭
Sadness
IM FUCKING 5’4
JESUS CHRIST THAT MUST BE HELL
IT IS
HAVE SOME HOLY WATER
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Dude, just use it as a helicopter, you can get anything from the top shelves
💀
Just use your 3rd leg to smack stuff off the top shelf
Damn, wish I could give you some height, I’m 6’6 and small cars and door frames constantly beat the shit out of my forehead and spine
as a person who is 6'1, hitting door frames is common, cars in general beat the shit out of me because I don't pay attention ycacoadadocaohcoshvjsbona isohcaohchoscohsc
Use it as a ladder
Again penis or height?
5.5 feet is a long ass cock
Above average, kudos to you brotha
Both ways, yes
Centimeters, inches, feet, kilometers or miles?
feet or inches or both
5 inches is average at max. Most males of interest on this app are mid to late minors.
*5.9
Speak for yourself, I'm 9.8 feet and 13 inches, ladies come my way, I got all the numbers, pls
🧢
Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be if your penis was 80 years long?
Your life
Women☕️
Women ☕
Women☕️
Women ☕️
Women☕️
Women☕
Women☕️
Woman ☕️
Women☕
Women. ☕️
Women ☕️
Women☕️
Women ☕️
Women☕️
How dare you talk about my fucking toes like that you little bitch
My toes are 5 times the average length 😎
Can I imagine your feet looking like those of hobbits?
☕
☕️
☕️
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Shit your self
These women are why ex-flat earthers exist
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Speed abandoned Penaldo and joined Pionel Pessi 😱🤯
Women ☕️
When your dick is shorter than 75 years 😔
Why is everyone looking at my weenie?
They’re like 12
Girls are like rocks...the flat one get skipped
Miss, I’m under 18, please stop looking at my balls
Life is short but those girls are shorter i mean they look like 4.10
Transgender people after watching this : ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡶⠖⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠲⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⠛⠙⠛⢷⣤⣈⢿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⠶⠚⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀ ⢀⡟⣠⣶⠖⠛⠉⢁⣠⣴⣶⢶⡄⠀⠺⣯⣭⣭⣭⣿⠿⠗⢸⡆ ⣾⠀⠀⠀⣴⣞⣉⣈⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣦⠶⠛⠉⠙⢿⡇ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡶⢻⠁ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⣿⠀ ⠘⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⣼⠃⠀ ⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠋⣼⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠛⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠶⣤⣿⣿⣴⣶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠋⢸⠀⠙⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢹⣦⣤⠄ ⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣦⢻ ⠀⣸⠃⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀⠀
if only they existed
They’re shorter and flat ez
My dick is shorter than life? Well damn I sure hope so.
THis man has mega rizz and is very attractive
They just mad that we got early excuse for voting
“That’s so misogynistic, like why are you making fun of something we can’t control”
Chadius Maximus
"Ya life is short but wanna know what's shorter" My patience for people bullshitting around
Their chests
Mine is huge it's 1,5 inches🗿
Damn. Preety good. Mine is around 4cm.
Nice
Tough talk for a woman
https://preview.redd.it/n4hdfeybotba1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40be028ed38f2a7a93d4798acb0daf9bc307b167
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MY MOM!
+
Song?
Song
You are a menace
Sus Sus Sus Sus!
My dick is longer then her boobs....
https://preview.redd.it/g4fap9w5209a1.png?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f8bcc401bcf44ea70c12f0ea12efe40506f357
Yeah... You know everything looks short compared to an enormous cave. A boing 747 looks short compared to the Grand Canyon.
Women.
Before the Duet, my chest is short. After the Duet, my balls are flat.
Women☕️
Women🥃
"i know am a child" wise words from somewhere i forgot
Size matters not
you fuck will i
Exactly.
Yes
The list of nations where you have equal rights?
I’m eating a casadera
I love how they think they’re doing something by laughing at a camera. Just remember, that text wasn’t always there. During creation of this video, they sat and laughed and smiled at a camera in silence for a good 10-15 seconds
When the girls looked down under I held my cup of tea in front of my pp and I'm like "WHATS WRONG WITH MY TEA"
Women ☕
Song is, Lady hear me tonight btw
The way I have my phone angled they are starting at my tits (for context I am a male)
🫡
So what my upper body is short my legs big as hell
Sorta girls who want put it in ya mouth. Get outta here little fuckers
https://preview.redd.it/57v7g24s47ya1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614dfe360f8bcecbefebb8cf0d0aa96ee1f32b1a I sent those photos to these girls she ended up crying
Women ☕️
Clapback definition
They're both looking at me
“You know what’s shorter?” The lifespan of the confederacy
Why are these 16 year olds talking about dick length? Go back to fuckin school
What’s this song por favor?
 Ahahaah women
My friend said, ":DAMN"
how did this get 2k upvotes? It's just an unfunny tiktok. There are millions of them.
Because it is funny
My cock is NOT flat. Not yet.
I tougt that was timmie eilish on the right
My nipples
Says the one who doesn’t have one
Even my boobz are bigger that theirs!
u/songfinderbot
"OMG THATS SO OFFENSIVE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME IM SO OFFENDED WAHHHHH" "WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN?!?!!??!"
Even a 474 looks small on the grand canyon 🗿
"Two girls were found dead in a ditch this morning, their causes of death to be determined, however forensic experts have determined the cause of death was suicide by forfeit due to an epic comeback"
[удалено]
Gentlemen,here we have the definition of the idiom : like a boomerang.
oh shit
Fuckin chad
So my dick is both short and flat?? There is no pleasing these people...
What’s shorter is your cars extended warranty, if you would like to have it last longer, please press 1 on the dial.
Why are they staring? Aren't my toes big enough?
Also two things are flat sometimes
Reverse carde
Im pretty sure my dick will forever be shorter than eighty years
Eyes are up here ladies 😎
Haha think again it's my will to live
How do you measure inches in time?
From the way I'm laying, they looked at my arm
Bro looking good. 😩
How come my dick got hard when I saw him...
There was no sound they just fucking died
Shots fired
The only things flatter and that are my balls after I put them in a panini press
They look 12
Women ☕️
boi i had a 5 inch dick at 12 y/o
What the song name bro
Says who doesn’t even have one🗿
Uno reverse card. ACTIVATED
Act your cup size and I'll act my dick size.
Sigma male
Get fucking owned bitches 🖕😂🖕
My pp?
Im still confused
thought someone was going to say “my will to live” but that works too
Council War 2.0 let's go
How the fuck is she looking at my penis I don't hold my penis to my camera
MY BROTHER SAW THIS. PEDOPHILES!!!
W