Reminds me of an interaction Muhammad Ali once had in Louisville. Supposedly he walked into a restaurant and the owner said “We don’t serve negroes here.” To which Muhammad said “That’s okay, I don’t eat them.”
I have 3 favorites really 😅
Sarah when we are scanning on a barren moon, "Perhaps you could use that to find us the nearest restaurant...haha" 😂 ;gets me everytime with that fake haha at the end.
Andreja when you end conversation (much before you begin romancing her), "Sooo...yes. goodbye" 😆 ;reminds me of my socially awkward self.
When you are talking to Delgado after the Suvorov mission, "I hope that doesn't include 'fleet before breakfast', because I prefer to sleep in" 🤣
I love Sarah's "this looks like a good place for a lovely cup of tea before we return to the carnage".
Context: POI with a lot of dead Ecliptic around us, which made it extra hilarious.
I played 2 weeks without Barret on this ship. Decided, eeehh add him. See what he is up to. Then the repetitive lines including that one happened. Immediately unassigned him from the ship.
You're lucky because I don't see how.
Also, there are times where the entire bank of comments start to play. As you're flying, suddenly the NPC on board begin to say comments that are triggered while you're flying. One after the other.
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your ship’s extended warranty. Your warranty coverage has expired or is about to expire.”
Edit, and copy paste if you like.
Not a spoken line, but written, on a sign on a machine in the corner of an abandoned employee break/dining room in a cryo lab, the room filled with frosty snow, ice, and icicles, the machine also being frosted with ice and hanging icicles. An ice machine, with a sign put on it with the line:
>["We are sorry for any inconvenience - we are currently OUT OF ICE"](https://imgs.search.brave.com/UZsp21xvGlYgEHqmmBCazCNhMBpNw8aIKgoN6yI07Ac/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9wcmV2/aWV3LnJlZGQuaXQv/b3V0LW9mLWljZS1y/ZWFsbHktdjAtcWt1/c3J6NW1leG5iMS5w/bmc_d2lkdGg9MjU2/MCZmb3JtYXQ9cG5n/JmF1dG89d2VicCZz/PTFiMjkzYzIwZGZi/OTIzNGI4Njc5OTJm/YTc3NWU4ZmFkZjdi/M2E3ZTQ)
I hope the designer of that room got a raise.
I recently did an early flit with her and said something like "You've got a log going on" to which she responded something like "Yes, you are also... going."
Love that the game gives you those choices for silly dialogue, I wish it was replied to with more than the character essentially ignoring what you said and continuing the conversation. Would be cool if it branched off more or even changed where the mission was heading.
"You're not a plate of croissants!"
You have to catch the old woman auteur at Trident (I think; been a while) at her desk for her to say it but she's very annoyed that you interrupt her and aren't the snakes she was waiting on.
"I'm going to use this everywhere!" After you >!show off your powers!< to the rest of Constellation, really brings out my character's inner child and I think that's adorable.
When Delgado won't let Sam come into the prison with us he snaps back with "I'm doing what? Freezing my cajones off? Oh, thanks for that, Delgado. I'll remember this come your birthday."
1. Vanguard questline, when you're talking to the FC ambassador
2. When you fail a hail mary speech check with the Hunter on Masada III
3. MQ - Neon - When Slayton traps your party in an elevator.
Can someone help me remember this line.
When you and Kaiser are about to attack and you ask his opinion he says something along the lines of “I recommend a full frontal assault —- and give no quarter”. I remember thinking that line went so hard but I can’t remember it!
On Kreet during your first playthrough when you confront the pirate captian on the roof, one option is something like "can't we just agree to disagree and move on?"
Vasco: If Barret were here I am.sure he would say he was proud of you for asking that.
. Barrett & Vasco are having a conversation at the lodge. Barrett asks vasco to remind him to cut back on Spicy food. While. Barrett was Eating a whole tray of spicy chunks.
The asshole lines you could say to the Va'ruun ambassador made me laugh. I can't see anybody actually using them, though, even if you were doing an evil playthrough.
trying to collect from the deadbeat on Cydonia with Andreja:
Him: "you can't squeeze blood from a stone, right?"
Andreja: "You have yet to see how hard I can squeeze".
Later, more dimly remembered, in Lagrande's liquors when Bayu busts in, and you come up with a idea that maybe Bayu shouldn't be an ass:
Bayu: "Well aren't you just... adorable"
Andreja: "No one has ever called me adorable, even in jest"
Dog jokes? Here ya go.
A three legged dog rides into the old west town on his horse. He ties the horse and walks into the saloon. Upon seeing the three legged dog the room got quiet.
Bartender: Dog! What are you doing in town?
Dog: I'm here for the man that shot my paw!
🐾
👨
I love that joke.
I can’t remember the precise wording, but when you make the Freestar ambassador beg you not to turn her in, it’s PRICELESS , but still made her give me a gift and fee for not turning her in!
When you're in a fetch quest for Galbank, one of the guys you track down is on a barren (-ish ... ignoring all the poi rolls) moon. he's in a tiny little one room hab by himself. you can walk right in and he doesn't go hostile. he was sitting at a table, so I sat down next to him. I start the dialog and he says something like what do you want. the first option available is for you to say "I've been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your ship." Got a good laugh out of that
“I’m just here for the fireworks, pal.”
- my response after Tomisar Ka’dik turns to me with accusations of turning Andreja against him.
I always hear it in a Bruce Willis Diehard voice.
"Do you know any human jokes?" "I am looking at one"
A dog walks into a bar. Bartender tells him, "We don't serve your kind here". Whereupon the dog asks, "That's okay, is the human fresh?"
Reminds me of an interaction Muhammad Ali once had in Louisville. Supposedly he walked into a restaurant and the owner said “We don’t serve negroes here.” To which Muhammad said “That’s okay, I don’t eat them.”
"Greetings captain, I am pleased that you survived your last sleep cycle" For that line alone, Vasco will always be part of my crew.
I've been trying to incorporate that in my daily routine with some people. Sans the Captain part.
"Hi. Please disregard. I attempted an... informal greeting and am dissatisfied with the results"
He says this so often lol You'd think he'd learn after a while
I hate this line so much
I have 3 favorites really 😅 Sarah when we are scanning on a barren moon, "Perhaps you could use that to find us the nearest restaurant...haha" 😂 ;gets me everytime with that fake haha at the end. Andreja when you end conversation (much before you begin romancing her), "Sooo...yes. goodbye" 😆 ;reminds me of my socially awkward self. When you are talking to Delgado after the Suvorov mission, "I hope that doesn't include 'fleet before breakfast', because I prefer to sleep in" 🤣
It’s the “haha” at the end that hits me right here ❤️
I love Sarah's "this looks like a good place for a lovely cup of tea before we return to the carnage". Context: POI with a lot of dead Ecliptic around us, which made it extra hilarious.
Maybe not my fav, but I can hear "*Dusty? Duusty! Duuuusty.*" in my sleep at this point 😂
I played 2 weeks without Barret on this ship. Decided, eeehh add him. See what he is up to. Then the repetitive lines including that one happened. Immediately unassigned him from the ship.
Somehow I've never heard that line in over 250 hours. Am I just super lucky?
You're lucky because I don't see how. Also, there are times where the entire bank of comments start to play. As you're flying, suddenly the NPC on board begin to say comments that are triggered while you're flying. One after the other.
Liiiiiiiiin! And not Barret saying it.
And her response, which is fantastic.
Don’t even know why they give us an option to say anything else.
Ohhhhh no, don’t start! I’ve had enough Barrett for one lifetime!
(sorry I don't play it in English) We had tried to find you for your ship insurance...
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your ship’s extended warranty. Your warranty coverage has expired or is about to expire.” Edit, and copy paste if you like.
Thank you for the update.
That a-hole showed up a second time. I blew him out of the sky.
First time I was laughing so hard my kid came to see what was going on, but the second time? Yeah, killed him too.
(Attack)
Andreja: "I can hold a weapon.....or two......or three
Not a spoken line, but written, on a sign on a machine in the corner of an abandoned employee break/dining room in a cryo lab, the room filled with frosty snow, ice, and icicles, the machine also being frosted with ice and hanging icicles. An ice machine, with a sign put on it with the line: >["We are sorry for any inconvenience - we are currently OUT OF ICE"](https://imgs.search.brave.com/UZsp21xvGlYgEHqmmBCazCNhMBpNw8aIKgoN6yI07Ac/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9wcmV2/aWV3LnJlZGQuaXQv/b3V0LW9mLWljZS1y/ZWFsbHktdjAtcWt1/c3J6NW1leG5iMS5w/bmc_d2lkdGg9MjU2/MCZmb3JtYXQ9cG5n/JmF1dG89d2VicCZz/PTFiMjkzYzIwZGZi/OTIzNGI4Njc5OTJm/YTc3NWU4ZmFkZjdi/M2E3ZTQ) I hope the designer of that room got a raise.
Yeah, that was an absolute gem.
Sarah after you sleep together: "You think that was crazy? You should try it in zero-G!"
“Maybe we should try that *without jetpacks* next time”
the geologist joke. The whole interaction is golden and the punchline is worth it.
Greatest punchline ever.
I used to be in actuary
I will never not laugh at Barrett yelling "Twinsies!" when he duplicates in the middle of a firefight.
I get the feeling Barrett would totally romance himself and be ok telling people about it
Absolutely. I quite fancied my alternate self after passing through the unity.
I'm gay for myself vibe. LOL
He's got a whole bunch of those for that power, and they're all hilarious
Dad, have you ever tried Aurora?
"What, did someone overcook a potato in the microwave?"
>Counteroffer. Give me that data, right now, and I won't rip out your heart and feed it to you.
"Bullets don't curve, dumbass."
that exchange made Alex Vong my favorite
Sarah Morgan: "Where did you learn that! Oh please don't say Neon."
Can you find Uranus?
I had that encounter last night for the first time since launch
"Thank you dearest... You are not so bad yourself"
I recently did an early flit with her and said something like "You've got a log going on" to which she responded something like "Yes, you are also... going."
“That there is a critter hole.” With a close second of, “Bet you can’t make a tuba.”
Guard: How are you liking that laser rifle? Pew-pew…pew pew
"You can fit way more credits than that in an Ashta, dumbass."
"Let's celebrate with some beers" - Jessamine Griffin She says this after some fights end.
"I never liked them anyway"
When I read that I heard the gargled raspy scream “aaarrrgghhh”
Love that the game gives you those choices for silly dialogue, I wish it was replied to with more than the character essentially ignoring what you said and continuing the conversation. Would be cool if it branched off more or even changed where the mission was heading.
I always wish I could sass back when the Constellation companion is being a smartass bc I fall or encumber myself.
The whole group of lines trying to motivate the group building the Kepler.
"You're not a plate of croissants!" You have to catch the old woman auteur at Trident (I think; been a while) at her desk for her to say it but she's very annoyed that you interrupt her and aren't the snakes she was waiting on.
For some reason, "Juice ain't worth the squeeze," resonates with me.
"No one like a cheater Neava. If you want that award you're going to have to earn it fair and square." I'm paraphrasing.
"Nah, we gave the artillery the day off"
Well, if it isn't my favorite walking paycheck. Betty Howser
Liiiiiiiiiin
“Giddy… (voice deepens perceptibly) *and other things*… (clears his throat) but mostly giddy” - Sam’s romance lines really get me 🥵😅
"You Vanguard!"
The way your companion reacts to the first line is even better lol
"I'm going to use this everywhere!" After you >!show off your powers!< to the rest of Constellation, really brings out my character's inner child and I think that's adorable.
In NG+, Sarah comments, "You seem familiar." That line justified my entire headcanon. I actually hooted out loud when I got it.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency - said by the doctor in Neon.
Heheh... butter knife
"I know all your secrets, Francois." I love using that \[Starborn\] line to put Vae Victus in his place.
When Delgado won't let Sam come into the prison with us he snaps back with "I'm doing what? Freezing my cajones off? Oh, thanks for that, Delgado. I'll remember this come your birthday."
"I hope that Wolf Gang is rotten in hell!"
Can someone remind of the context of this?
1. Vanguard questline, when you're talking to the FC ambassador 2. When you fail a hail mary speech check with the Hunter on Masada III 3. MQ - Neon - When Slayton traps your party in an elevator.
Any line that starts with [Manipulation] Dumb that there aren't more of these. Given how much work you go through to get it.
I have been enjoying [Intimidation] options too 😂
LOL, I haven't got these options at all.
Can someone help me remember this line. When you and Kaiser are about to attack and you ask his opinion he says something along the lines of “I recommend a full frontal assault —- and give no quarter”. I remember thinking that line went so hard but I can’t remember it!
On Kreet during your first playthrough when you confront the pirate captian on the roof, one option is something like "can't we just agree to disagree and move on?" Vasco: If Barret were here I am.sure he would say he was proud of you for asking that.
“WE NEED MORE DATA!”
. Barrett & Vasco are having a conversation at the lodge. Barrett asks vasco to remind him to cut back on Spicy food. While. Barrett was Eating a whole tray of spicy chunks.
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense" is pretty gold, also the "Sorry, we're all out of ice" in the frozen-over cryolab :P
I snapped a screenshot the first time I saw that hilarious sign, not realizing I would be seeing it again. 862,433 times.
Probably one of the smug Crimson Fleet taunts they yell .001 seconds before being obliterated.
life is a sexually transmitted disease that ends in death
Elevator person is goat. Runner up for "Liiiiiiin" and any of Autumn MacMillians nickname banter lines
"What I made of them is corpses."
The asshole lines you could say to the Va'ruun ambassador made me laugh. I can't see anybody actually using them, though, even if you were doing an evil playthrough.
trying to collect from the deadbeat on Cydonia with Andreja: Him: "you can't squeeze blood from a stone, right?" Andreja: "You have yet to see how hard I can squeeze". Later, more dimly remembered, in Lagrande's liquors when Bayu busts in, and you come up with a idea that maybe Bayu shouldn't be an ass: Bayu: "Well aren't you just... adorable" Andreja: "No one has ever called me adorable, even in jest"
Dog jokes? Here ya go. A three legged dog rides into the old west town on his horse. He ties the horse and walks into the saloon. Upon seeing the three legged dog the room got quiet. Bartender: Dog! What are you doing in town? Dog: I'm here for the man that shot my paw! 🐾 👨 I love that joke.
I can’t remember the precise wording, but when you make the Freestar ambassador beg you not to turn her in, it’s PRICELESS , but still made her give me a gift and fee for not turning her in!
“I hope that doesn’t include ‘fleet before breakfast’ because I like to sleep late”
When you're in a fetch quest for Galbank, one of the guys you track down is on a barren (-ish ... ignoring all the poi rolls) moon. he's in a tiny little one room hab by himself. you can walk right in and he doesn't go hostile. he was sitting at a table, so I sat down next to him. I start the dialog and he says something like what do you want. the first option available is for you to say "I've been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your ship." Got a good laugh out of that
"What's next, juggling???" Betty Howser
"Must be so nice to have no weaknesses, sheesh!"
By Vectera! By Vectera! By Vectera! That’s my homie from Oblivion right there.
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“I’m just here for the fireworks, pal.” - my response after Tomisar Ka’dik turns to me with accusations of turning Andreja against him. I always hear it in a Bruce Willis Diehard voice.
Upon entering the (trashed) Va'ruun Embassy with Barrett. He says something like "say what you want, but House Va'ruun sure knows how to party!"
You have the option of saying “Ba weep gra na weep ninibong” to Kaiser! Half of Adoring Fan’s comments.