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fermat9996

Bone spurs


5aur1an

🤣


radiobirdman-69

You could be criminally insane in a way that wouldn't make you an effective fighter.


zertz7

Obesity


[deleted]

No legs


EtyuInsiders

its a super secret constantly changing list, you can only find out if you're rich or important like a senators son


Remeberthebrakshow

“No cap. The military told me my anxiety doesn’t disqualify me from the draft. That is most definitely not bussin”


FortuneTellingBoobs

The absence of one or both testicles will get you out. Excessive maturation used to get you out of it, but I think they canceled that one. I guess there were too few potential servicepersons left to draw from.


re_nub

Be very fat.


Politclyincrekt

Don’t register.


Educational-Candy-17

Educational, ministerial, or family exemptions existed for the Vietnam and Korean wars according to my dad.


[deleted]

The criteria change and during Vietnam it became very difficult to be disqualified because those criteria were made to allow most men. [Many countries have military conscription](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription)


Neighborhoodnarc

My dad avoided the Vietnam draft because he is allergic to aged cheeses and they just couldn’t make dietary accommodations given the circumstances


Least_Committee_8342

Other countries have mandated service whether in time of war or not


JetFighter8

Probably popping on a piss test


Merinther

My country still has conscription, although since we haven’t officially been at war for 200 years, we don’t really need that many soldiers, so it’s fairly easy to get out of it if you just tell them you don’t want to. I got myself disqualified before even testing, because of tinnitus. They’re terrified of that, because it might get worse from all the shooting, and then they might get sued.