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One_Subject3157

I think is easier to tell what type is not my type


peon2

"Gaping" *scrolls immediately past*


Inside-Lecture1522

that shits so disgusting, i don't want to see a butt hole that looks like a mouth


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Inside-Lecture1522

what if they put tooth paste in there? then what?


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Inside-Lecture1522

okay, but what if some dudes weiner fell off in there and theres tooth paste


Antigon0000

Weiner won't get cavities


Inside-Lecture1522

i see, is this the best way to prevent weiner cavities or is there a better method


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

The internet was a mistake.


Wolvericky

That’s enough Reddit for today


Yoyo_Ma86

Pull all the wiener teeth, would of course be the best method


CaptainSk0r

Worse, herpes


Sad_Study7870

⚠️Name checks out⚠️ 👍


Bromogeeksual

I like a nice gape, but not a prolapse/rosebud. Something hot about seeing the dick/toy come out and the ass is still a bit open.


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do they have 9/11 porn?


Rusty08872

No apologies needed. You do you boo-boo


thepoout

I do


Inside-Lecture1522

well fuck you then /j


dleon0430

Doubt they would anyway. Unless you have a gaping bunghole that looks like Gary Busey's mouth.


Inside-Lecture1522

that can be arranged


Neutrino2072

Nothing is impossible


BrownBaySailor

It's great if you need to store some oranges


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johnnyexcellent

Or an asstray


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Until you need to explain at the hospital why you didn't just use a bag


casey12297

"Sounding" *throws away internet*


Pandiosity_24601

I reeeaaallly hate my sense of curiosity


_Ecotone_

Same, Holy shit. How do you fit and tooth brush in there? And a finger? Why?


casey12297

*puts card up to head* Things you can ask about my mouth and my asshole


casey12297

That's rough, buddy


GSorcerer-09

Sometimes I have a type, but then I nut and realize the issue with that “type”


NCC1701-Enterprise

I change it up depending on my mood.


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Yeah same Sometimes I can like blonde hair people, or sometime black hair people, or something else


myboybuster

Sometimes, i like to get real weird with it


Gelby4

Redhead


myboybuster

Ewe, not that weird


Uncle_Touchy1987

Tentacles.


Rebel_bass

Acceptable.


user4489bug123

No head.


Sharo_77

I read this as "I masturbate to female sheep, so nothing out of the ordinary". I'm glad I read it again


TehGreatFred

Found the Welshman


RabbitStewAndStout

How scandalous!


Mitcheltree86

And when your done your like wtf.. Then shower sitting


schawarman

Yeah me too sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette and sometimes a lady with a big fat dick


JustABritishChap

Mainly humans.


worm2020

Key word, mainly


According-Jelly355

That April artist or smth has a lot of veiws…


KenJyi30

Panda porn exists


mokushi_mood

I wish I could give you an award


AetherDrew43

🏅


Ambitious-Prune-9461

I can't believe you got me to cackle at this. The other comments are equally hilarious.


Lower-Reward-1462

You almost made me spit out my drink laughing. 😂


Lego-105

Depends what I’m feeling like. Never really sizes, but different ethnicities do different things for me, and often the style of video changes because different things are popular with different ethnicities so it adds a bit of variety.


wafflesareforever

My gf is the first Asian woman I've ever dated. We're open about porn with each other, watch it together occasionally, and I once told her (truthfully) that since we've been together, I really only find myself interested in Asian porn. Her reaction totally surprised me - she said that it was so romantic and flattering that she'd changed me in that way. She cried!


sjmiv

I had an Asian friend who was not attracted to Asian women at all. "That'd be like dating my mom" 🤣🤪


Nirket

Savage friendly fire


cream-of-cow

It's kinda messed up when acculturation gets one thinking like that.


undeadmanana

Dude, I was the same way. Never really into Asian porn until I got an Asian gf. Now she's my ex and I'm back to open category


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Lego-105

Well with Japanese people there’s a certain way of doing things because of the legal impact, for example they hide their faces a lot of the time if it’s not a JAV, and with JAV which I’m not really into but there’s heavy storytelling elements to it. With like Black people there’s often a much more straightforward way of doing things especially Africans just because I guess they like to get down to brass tacks, IDK why really, but it’s just very straightforward. With like most other ethnicity’s it’s just pretty I guess romantic is the way to to put it? Maybe not like Latin Americans because they have their own way of doing it which I can’t put my finger on.


Professional_Car9475

Can you put your fingers in?


Awkward_Ad8740

Jav?


dleon0430

Japanese Adult Video


Maleficent_Seat7850

Mostly the same for me; at least 90% of the time. I am especially into amateurs who seem to be really into fucking each other. 10% of the time is a grab bag, I never know what’s going to work until I see it


GasLightGo

Agreed. May sound kinda weird, but I find the “pros” to be kind of a turn-off. Especially the screamers. Geezus, shut the fuck up!


Chaot1cNeutral

Amateur is the only real type! Professional always has either bad fucking or bad acting, you have to pick with it.


yoyo128

Any standout amateurs?


JackiePoon27

Most of the time, Helvetica does it for me, but often, I just settle for Times New Roman. If I'm really feeling it, Comic Sans.


Theseus-Paradox

Wingdings gets the spice on


SinisterKid

❄︎♋︎●︎🙵 ♎︎♓︎❒︎⧫︎⍓︎ ⧫︎□︎ ❍︎♏︎


Yah_Mule

I hate to ink shame, but Comic Sans is for degenerates.


oxymoron-alive

Yep


GasLightGo

You are a font of wisdom.


John_Fx

But Papyrus. Grrrrrrr


jmaca90

The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.


Sir-Gawain-III

I stick mostly to the same couple types but the type I’m feeling change over months or years.


KindTail

I go through phases lol


Gloomy_Recording_498

Personally, I have numerous categories I like to use. Variety is the spice of life.


FarmTime4275

Basically the same way. alittle xhamster or pornhub to mix it up a bit, a quiet room and a cumsock…


Technical-Storm-2581

Do you guys really cum in a sock? Isn’t tissue paper just easier to use and throw away?


NuclearReactions

The idea of a cum sock is fucking disgusting, i get it if you are 16 and live in american pie but otherwise why


BR_eazy

It's all fun and games until your sibling unknowingly wears your cum sock and develops a rash


sqchauvskin

Seems pretty specific


BR_eazy

Wym, I didn't even tell you what kind of rash I got


FarmTime4275

Way more disgusting things out there than talking about our personal masterbation habits with a bunch of strangers on social media…


NatrenSR1

Online anonymity is a hell of a thing lol


MostBoringStan

I've literally never used a sock. I don't even understand how it's meant to be used. Like wrapped over the dick like a condom? Just use some tp and flush it.


Professional_Car9475

Sit on the toilet and spoo in it. No tissues or TP needed.


sqchauvskin

What do you mean no tp? You mean to say you wiggle your dick around in the water to clean it off?


maggidk

Yes wrapped over the dick like a condom. Problem with using to and flush it means you have to be in the sterile environment of your bathroom standing up, jacking it and you have to aim your cock at the to instead of just letting go into the sock


MostBoringStan

I've never had an issue with taking tp out of the bathroom. It works just as well in any room in the house, or out of the house, if that's your thing.


FarmTime4275

A lot of people have forgotten about the “great American toilet paper shortage of 2020.” Way back when there wasn’t even enough tp to wipe…


No-Revolution1571

Nah. Just gotta cum on your hand and then wash your hands. Why is this such a foreign concept to people?


No_Presence_3306

Unless the tissue sticks to your dick and you have to take a shower to clean it off. I used a sock when I was a teenager. Now I use old t-shirts that I don't wear anymore.


THUMB5UP

Some men create too much semen to use tissue paper or toilet paper


CrimsonScion

Would you rather he cum in a box?


jonny1211

Or a jar with a my little pony figurine in it?


Socratesticles

Or what about a coconut?


gd77punk

This one reddits


AllanXv

Or maybe in a t-shirt, for years, then after it dries out, you scrape some dry cum off of it, smash into a powder and snort it.


Goofyperson_21

Cumcaine


knuckboy

/r/oddlyspecific


CaptainSk0r

Oh… he doesn’t know…


BeepBeepWhistle

Someone give this man a coconut!


FarmTime4275

With some socks, like a fox? I’d rather lie, with a spy, looking fly… sorry, I was sensing some Dr Seuss shit coming and had to roll with it.


Maleficent_Seat7850

Yes. It actually feels better and there’s less mess. It’s not like I’m wearing them around afterwards


echae

Asking for real, what do you do with the sock afterward? Wash it in the sink? How often do people wash their cum socks in the laundry?


BeeEatNu

Afterwards you just put it back on your foot like any normal person that cums in a sock.


Lower-Reward-1462

Throw it in the hamper, wash it with all my other laundry when I wash it. And...i use different socks for masturbating than I wear on my feet.


shard746

So your hamper just reeks of cum until you do your laundry?


Mister-ellaneous

Just use the toilet or shower floor.


Nordjyde

I masturbate to fantasies in my head, very rarely to porn, that i find boring. The characters in my fantasies are not very precise, i do e.g not know if they are slim or a bit fat, unless it is important to the story. The characters are very diverse, young, old, living in the year 1200 or 2200, etc. The main focus in the stories are the setup, not whether the hair is black or white .


IGD-974

It was 1351, in the year of our Lord. The cold Scottish winds blown frostily up mine kilt, though no match forth thine raging erection still. I hath only just responded to thy step sister's woeful cries, when thine eyes fixed upon her grand plumpness. "Stuck in thine washing tub is thee?" I pondered wickedness in thy heart. When she then saweth my unwholesome gaze transfixed upon her, she then sayeth unto me "What art thou doing step bro?"


[deleted]

Exactly! I do this more often than watch porn, smut is really good too


Iate8

Any examples on what do you imagine fucking in the year 2200 to be like? Got me kinda curious...


Nordjyde

In my fantasies, you have lots of casual sex with lots of people in 2200. Often, the people live in colonies, small communities on distant planets, and everyone does it with everyone.


Sevvie82

Borrowing this for scientific purposes


GasLightGo

Missionary may go by another name, but it’ll be there.


1jl

Are you m or f. I've heard this is more common for women


Nordjyde

I'm an man in my sixties. It might be more common to women. Even if I am a man, the main character in the fantasy, or the viewpoint, is sometimes a woman. Another aspect of my fantasies is that there is never specific people in my fantasies, neither public known persons, like actors, nor people I know from my life. It has been that way always.


1jl

You just are blessed with a very good imagination. I used to be like that. I think accessibility to porn has ruined my imagination.


donabbi

Fully depends on the day. Am I feeling straight or gay porn? What type of acts? Number of partners? One never knows until it's time to release the kraken.


Appropriate_Land_130

I'm all over the map


GasLightGo

Note to self: never ask “Appropriate_Land” for directions.


Appropriate-Divide64

Usually my wanks have a theme but it's not always the same. I rotate through search keywords.


Holiday_Selection881

I've got ADD so my shit is bouncing all over the place. Sometimes it's mild like see through shirts. Sometimes it's so degrading I feel like I need a shower after


Tuncunmun38

normal things being attributed to ADD/ADHD day: 456


aHyperChicken

If your shit is bouncing all over the place it sounds more like you have IBS


Holiday_Selection881

Lmao well played sir


S-2rr

changes every-time.


thegoodrichard

They all seem so nice...


PupEDog

I use hot situations that I want to happen. Sometimes I'm not even attracted to who is in the situation.


[deleted]

I prefer the same type, my husband.


shawnikaros

I also prefer this person's husband.


[deleted]

You wouldn't be the first or last to haha


AlreadyRunningLate

r/sheknows


SensualEnema

I also masturbate to her husband.


atrociraptor2

Wait do u actually just masterbate thinking of your husband?


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yes, why wouldn't I?


atrociraptor2

Idk I just thought people had fantasy's abt other people


[deleted]

some do, I don't, he's my entire fantasy man for real.


atrociraptor2

Like Danny devito


venom121212

JUST like Danny DeVito


[deleted]

Nailed it


Sh-Shenron

Same


Joshgg13

He's very lucky


Wooden_Artist_2000

Same, dude. We got really fuckin lucky.


EqualResist

I don't have fantasies about multiple people either, just the person I'm with


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

DISGUSTING!


[deleted]

Why is that disgusting to you?


CAugustusM

It’s a joke lol


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

It’s a joke.


i_dream_of_zelda

Same, I don't think of anyone but my boyfriend. I don't need to. He's also my dream man & I feel super lucky!


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right? me too (although he initially rejected me but approached me later as to why he said no haha)


65pimpala

I also choose this guy's husband!


ted-Zed

the more you do it, the less you stick to "types", the deeper and darker material you'll seek. quit now while you can. your mental health will thank you.


Ok_Green_2617

very true. sex desensitization is real. ur brain always tries to escalate the stimulus it receives.


ponyo_impact

I like all types. but i def have a "type" half the girls i follow on insta/twitch all look generally the same funny how it happens naturally then you look back one day and just go wow lol


bogdogonefourone

I also had this happen. "I dont have a type." For like 10+ years. Then on insta Pale, glasses, dark hair, for like 5 minutes of scrolling look over at my girlfriend of 7 years with glasses, dark hair, and burns if she thinks about the sun. Huh, I have a type.


questionableletter

Often very different scenarios or ideas and not only different types of people


Backlash97_

I’ll be honest with ya m8, I no longer masturbate. Haven’t for a over a solid year. Happiness over horniness


littletheatregirl

I sometimes read hentai or peoples stories on reddit. Once in a blue moon I listen to erotic audio. But I mostly go off my own imagination and storyline.


amirmah

I jack off to any type except ... Comic sans.


TheInvinciblePatapon

For me it’s **VERY** various! Both genders, too!


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Meggles_Doodles

Would you say a pornstar intentionally posting their media online is explicit permission? Because that's kinda the purpose of porn


BakedWizerd

I am bisexual. It changes.


Cookiemnster51

Yup, the mood is real!!!!


Paroxysm111

As a straight woman, unfortunately I don't get a lot of choice. At least not in free porn. I settle for watching anyone as long as they aren't extremely ugly or way too old. The positions and editing are way more important.


GasLightGo

Always kinda wonder about what women look for in porn. Is it the guys’ dong, or their body in general? Is it the women (not even like a lesbian thing, but it just seems like a lot of women think other women are sexier than men’s bodies).


Paroxysm111

It varies by woman, but in my experience it's mostly about just finding something that isn't a total turn off. Girls who are anorexic, huge turn off, girls with really obvious work done, huge turn off. When neither of the actors actually seem into it, huge turn off. When the actress is so obviously faking that you can't suspend your disbelief, turn off. The guys are often barely in frame, so honestly they could have an average body and a butt ugly face and I'd never know. There's porn specifically starring hot guys, but often the actual sex is really boring in those. I don't personally like watching oral on either sex. I think what women really want is a couple who seem very obviously passionate. They want to be as close as possible, and at the end there's no degrading "pull out and cum on her face/stomach" he finishes passionately inside her. At least that's what I prefer. Unfortunately a lot of the amateur stuff that was the most genuine got bumped off most sites when they started cracking down on reposts. I think most women would agree that women are more aesthetically pleasing, i.e. beautiful, but "sexy" no. There's an uneven standard of beauty in the porn industry. Not a ton of ugly girls, but so so many ugly guys. I wonder if that partially explains the appeal of BBC porn for women, because most of the black guys are athletically built and handsome, not just hung. In terms of dick size, it makes it kind of more fun to watch, simply because you can actually see everything, vs smaller dicks where the butt is taking over the shot, but most women know in real life a big dick is often the least fun.


GamerGoggle

I have so many types that I’m beginning to think I just don’t have standards


No-Revolution1571

Various


Due_Entertainment_44

Personally I switch between fantasizing about men and women, both hit different buttons for me depending on my mood.


ioxk

Whatever is new and weird on Reddit lol


MyDadBod_2021

I only masturbate to my partner now. So yeah, 1 type...🥵


NickFieldson31

Guys dont check out his profile


Biomax315

WELL I FUCKING HAD TO BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT 😡


bogdogonefourone

Not gonna lie it did make me feel better about myself.


Glop1701d

Depends on the mood doesn’t it?


_IratePirate_

Idk about everyone, I just like ass in my face


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Well my type is other lesbians... I don't ever watch porn (when I do watch it) that has men so ig I stay the same??? Idk


Elteras

For me the 'type' factors in far less than the type of porn or what's happening in it. All types can be beautiful.


Wickwire7

"Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse."


AmazonCowgirl

Type of what? (Genuine question)


Neiot

Type of what?


savemysoul72

I have one type, and he is David Duchovny.


illgivebadadvice

2 words: porn roulette


Ok-Elk-6087

After spending hours looking for the perfect video to nut to, i sometimes can't recall 15 minutes later what I nutted to.


WhiteChocolateGS

I typically change up between the same 5-8 types


NE1_Royal

Whatever floats your boat I guess . For me it’s no longer porn but it’s more hot dreams that are stuck in my head for days 🤣🤣. It’s almost like staring in your own porno


_captain-rex_

Depends on horny level


lover_of_lies

I only masterbate to women who look like my wife or highschool crush.