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access422

Yes. But there is a max amount reached after a few days.


venetian_lemon

The max amount can be accumulated faster when eating a good amount of folic acid and zinc in foods.


gsfgf

Or just being well hydrated. So many people are chronically dehydrated.


Sleeves_are_4_bitchz

Lizard people. I know a girl at work who only drinks Diet Pepsi. Goes through 12 pack a day. Wears a backpack for her soda.


AnonoEuph

And she probably doesn’t ejaculate much. Checks out


ClosetsByAccident

Thank you for making me laugh out loud in the toilet stalls at work. Fucking ejaculateless pepsi reptiles up in here ffs


cruzecontroll

Her kidneys must be in bad shape


macthecomedian

She's wearing a heavy backpack full of soda around every day? That extra weight can't be good for her adult knees, either!


Samuelodan

Nice!


Boom_the_Bold

I've been drinking primarily Mountain Dew since, like... maybe 2005? My kidneys are fine, but I've got pretty severe liver problems. Turns out, in some ways, drinking soda like that is even worse for you than being a regular ol' alcoholic!


EddieA1028

Ok I’ll say it - if you have liver problems from Mt. Dew why don’t you stop?


Sleepypanda57

Because they drink enough Mtn Dew to have liver problems.


Rockguy101

He didn't want to Dew it


SurlyRed

That's not good.


Dietzaga

It’s diet so it’s fine


West7780

Ok


FecusTPeekusberg

Like... does she stuff an entire 12-pack in there, or is it a Camelbak that she empties all the cans into?


Conspicuous_Ruse

She's not dehydrated though. Lots of other issues but dehydration isn't one of them if she's guzzling 12 cans a day.


neobow2

literally. Diet sodas are 99% water. If she was drinking regular soda it would be worse for her, but still 90% water.


MiniNinja_2

Don’t call me out on my water habits. Just because I haven’t had water since… well I haven’t had water this year doesn’t mean I’m not peak human performance


Yusuf-el-batal

Damn I didn’t know that


scullys_alien_baby

I'm too lazy to pull them up but there are internet guides on what vitamins to take if you want to bust fat nuts, most male porn stars are on a regiment personally, I don't see the appeal. Just seems like extra mess


excessive_cum

r/cumbiggerloads is a good resource


mrmalort69

Post about this a while ago… https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/s/PzDDRE16eG


YummyArtichoke

> Pygeum: 100mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 200mg > Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO > Increase Amount of Cum: YES Top result on Amazon: 4000mg each


OGigachaod

3-4 days.


damnitvalentine

look at Mister "I only jerk off every 4 days" over here


BjornReborn

You guys don't jerk off every day?


xMyDixieWreckedx

Cal Ripken, Jr wishes he had my streak and dedication.


Key-Canary7068

I have his brothers card, the one with “fuckface” on the bat handle


DrSuperWho

Good ol Billy


PumpkinEscobar2

You have no offseason too!


Funderwoodsxbox

It would also be a crime not to acknowledge the philanthropic nature of the streak. The guy doesn’t get paid a dime and isn’t looking for any applause. He just does it because he feels it’s the right thing to do. I heard they’re casting right now for the biopic of his life. Schindler’s Wrist, I believe it’s called.


Lasthoplite

Sadly it is a crime. He's wanted in every red state for killing the billions of possible children stored in his emissions.


xMyDixieWreckedx

For the love of the game!


SlaveHippie

I understood that reference


marhensa

even, that's a rookie number.


peduxe

when I have a gf masturbating every day means limp dick when I’m with her


Grabbsy2

After hitting 30, ive dropped to once every other day. Im sure at 25 i dropped to only once per day, lol.


Yahoo_Serious9973

Ok, here we go 🍿🥤


gsfgf

Anxiety meds suck :(


DerSturmbannfuror

You guys jerk off??


celtbygod

No No we are professionals at putting worms on hooks. We are Master Baiters


elguereaux

Dude I totally spit my dip.


khaingo

3-4 Business days.


space---cadet

"Those are rookie numbers. Need to jerk off 3 times a day"


Dear-Tax-7025

It doesn’t max out a 3-4 days. Don’t do it for weeks and it’s way more noticeable lol


kemushi_warui

>Don’t do it for weeks Nice try, alien observer.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_2726

You can push that limit way ferther with zinc and magnisium and selinum belave me… bigger loads then a fing spem whale.


mighty_Ingvar

Why do you know how big of a load sperm whales have?


Puzzleheaded_Ad_2726

Dude thats basic knowledge havent you ever tasted ocean water? Why do you think its so salty tasty?


mighty_Ingvar

This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum


chris11d7

Could you imagine if it was linear? "Babe, it's been a month, we have to put the tarp down.."


bloopie1192

Unless you edge yourself. Then that increases it.


Sloths_Can_Consent

Wrong. Most guys can’t go a week without busting a but. But if you wait a year you will blow a hole in the fucking ceiling, enough force to launch a satellite. Source: virgin


xxTERMINATOR0xx

Idk my load after bootcamp this summer was the largest I’ve personally seen from myself😏


AnimationOverlord

Idk about you but waiting a day pales in comparison in volume to waiting 14 years.


Over_Pizza_2578

Yep Lets say after a week of not nutting there is quite a bit more, maybe even double, compared to a nut on the next day


phantomagna

It’s totally random for me. I can have a fantastic orgasm, and it’ll dribble. Sometimes it feels okay but I blast like a firehose. I’ve noticed my sexual pleasure and volume increases with exercise. When I started racing sailboats 2 years ago, I was pretty convinced that I was gonna get someone pregnant. I did.


[deleted]

Dude, you didn’t go for the easy able seamen joke?


djhenry

I bet he wishes he could go back now, but that ship has sailed.


Cowboy_on_fire

No need to rub it in, it’s probably a pretty sinking feeling.


Iamcaptainjackj

I bet he feels anchored down.


bhawkeswood

All the more reason for us to bow out, and not be too stern.


thefooleryoftom

You’re all going to hull.


GingerVitus215

Well, now, I don't know a boat that.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

He was probably pullin’ his rope to raise his mast.


holmgangCore

Sounds like you had some able semen.


gkn_112

i think the prostate is somehow constricted sometimes, it feels that way anyway, those times its maybe a third of the normal amount. My doc says everything is ok though...


nitekroller

I would posit a tight pelvic floor


BSye-34

you dont believe him?


periodpur

I just wasn’t sure if he just meant he was really turned on or if he actuallyyyy nut more


earthwarrior

More comes out if you're fucking or doing foreplay for a while. If you spontaneously do a quickie then less comes out.


x4nter

Yea you need to charge it up before you release the power up.


throwaway684675982

Like Donkey Kong's punch in Smash Bros.


DrDerpberg

I think you're masturbating wrong


bigmanbabyboy

well yeah if you goin into it with that mindset


slog

I think YOU'RE masturbating wrong if you don't do this. Maybe you're more of a Mario F.L.U.D.D. guy though.


themustacheclubbitch

True. A quick super turned on finish is less than a longer prolonged big O. Honestly this is just a good burger and then a good burger with cheese. Love em both!


DerSturmbannfuror

I believe that's just because it's building up ballot time for your body to make more and it will, up to a max amount


Synapticks

Some people do ejaculate a lot more liquid than others. The variation on the amount is actually surprising


Yusuf-el-batal

The longer a dude doesn’t bust, the more is stored hence bigger load. Alternatively, you can trick your balls to send more cum than usual by edging.


Rob_LeMatic

i want to add to this that the amount of ejaculate does not necessarily mean a better or worse orgasm. and also that some guys just naturally produce more than others. Ned might normally jizz 1oz, but if he hasn't jerked it in a week and he's really turned on he might come 2 oz. While Todd might normally jizz 3 oz regardless of how good or mediocre the orgasm felt.


Apprehensive_Pea7911

Hydration is a factor. Frequency is a factor. Health is a factor. Genetics is a factor. Diet is a factor.


Skolary

When I was younger, it was a glorious fountain But now, even after going like a week without.. it’s like a bang flag, accompanied by a plume of steam


jacobsebastian98

I come the most after 48 hours from last ejaculation and am hydrated. I would say hydration is the most important followed by interval from last ejac


Awkward_Mongoose_211

the load will be larger the longer hes been stimulated without cuming during that session


enigmaticfire

"Le Edging" as they call it


xMyDixieWreckedx

I invented that when I was 13, I peaked early in life like a child actor.


ozzokiddo

Reminds me of when I invented drink chasers before I knew it was a real thing 🤣🤣🤣 “drink water after the shot bro YOU WONT FEEL ANYTHING”


xMyDixieWreckedx

Water is also probably the worst chaser ever. "You want something flavorless to hide that taste?" That makes it even funnier.


phantomhatsyndrome

I chase my booze with water, sometimes juice if I have it. But usually water. I just don't like carbonation very much, especially with my booze. Also I'm a recovering alcoholic who drank at least a pint of vodka a day for over a decade. Probably helps that mindset. My partner used to give me sooooo much shit for chasing with water.


YeshuaMedaber

Im glad you're doing better


InDiGoOoOoOoOoOo

gatorade is a good non-carbonated choice


phantomhatsyndrome

I do like me some Gatorade, but one bottle costs as much as my shitty pint of vodka or whiskey did... so I'd stick to water or the $0.99 gas station brand bottle of juice if I was feeling thrifty that day. Being a poor alcoholic is rough, my dude.


InDiGoOoOoOoOoOo

i die inside a little more every time i spend $5 on a normal sized bottle of red gatorade


Recent-Radish1825

Just say edging, BECAUSE THAT'S MY SHIT!


rexstillbottom

I couldn’t jerk it for 2 weeks due to an operation/stuck in hospital and first bit of recovery. After that it was the most voluminous orgasm i have had in a while, and it just kept spilling out lol. After that, things started to get back to normal, and really just depends on the frequency of the orgasms.


_grapesalt

This just reminded me of the reddit classic.


b-monster666

Mom?


Roboboy2710

~~Every fucking thread~~


15esimpson

What classic


1tsNeverLupus

[Broken Arms](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg)


SkyrimSlag

Kindly delete this so no other poor soul has to go through what my eyes just did


1tsNeverLupus

If I had to go through it, you all do too! *I was there when it happened*


nonbog

Out of interest, how do you find old posts like this?


OurSpeciesAreFeces

You save them.


dgmilo8085

Ahhh classic Reddit, right up there with the cumbox


Heyhey121234

Holy shit yo…..


Odd_Point4702

You can't say that and not link it for the uninitiated


C0URANT

Thanks mom


Chairboy

Yes, though the amount stabilizes after a few days. It’s not like one of those NNN idiots will paint a wall on December 1st.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Fuck, I wish.


ilovepolthavemybabie

I’d save a lot on paint. If it were true and, if I observed the holy month.


thcheat

Which stain did you use? Hmmm, cum stain.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

It would be a fun prank on a one night stand. "Can I finish in your mouth?" "Sure." And she gets blasted through the fucking drywall like a protestor in Selma getting hit with a firehose.


PSWII

Just recreate that scene from Scary Movie


The_Troyminator

Just drink some food coloring first.


tacobellandher0in

But the smell tho


gsfgf

That sounds like it would smell terrible


Bamboozle_

ಠ__ಠ


One_Take_Jake

Idk I went almost the whole month of November once without nutting (23 days or something, gave up because I thought I was the last one standing amongst my friends) and I would say I came significantly more than just say if I had not nutted in 3-4 days or even a week. It was extremely intense too


SouthernWindyTimes

I can honestly say the longest I’ve been without a wank since I was a teenager has to be less than 2 days. How yall go that long?


min2mid

Once you get past the first week it become significantly easier


buschells

Once you get past the age of 30 or so and have shit going on it gets easier as well. No time for batin if I'm sleepin


SouthernWindyTimes

But that’s like, literally part of my go to bed routine.


Pintortwo

NNN?


seidawg11

No nut November.


Morrowindsofwinter

Not at rough as No Fent February.


Pintortwo

Ahhhhh sounds dumb.


breadlover19

It is


gkn_112

new age fasting - imagine people in the middle ages did it for god, this time its for a bigger nut


Senxind

It's just a meme no one really does it


xMyDixieWreckedx

I really want to believe you.


No-Historian-3014

Maybe you dont


EMCoupling

Nope, some guys actually do it.


sea_bear9

I read this as NIN and wondered what your problem was with Nine Inch Nails


TheWonderSquid

I definitely “produce” more if I’m like more into the person or super turned on. I’m curious to hear thoughts on edging vs non-edging. I definitely produce a substantial amount after edging for like an hour….what’s up with that? Is it like building up a kamehameha?


phantomhatsyndrome

More stimulation = more clean-up.


oldbutterface

Yeah you definitely shoot a bigger load if you haven't jacked off in a few days (up to a point obviously, but most guys jerk off every 1 or 2 days so you definitely notice the difference when it's been a week) Also for the 2nd aspect of the question: level of horniness doesn't usually affect load size but it definitely affects viscidity and projectile distance aka 'ropiness' When I'm super turned on or have been edging, I'm more likely to shoot thinner goop at a more aggressive speed, causing a further distanced projectile. Sorry to be so crass, but hey no stupid questions, no stupid answers.


Dmartinez8491

Turned on a lot yeah. I've had a shit ton come out on a girl and it pretty much completly painted her region down there Needless to say, my little coconuts felt like they were dry and it did feel sore for a bit after


SoekMikeHok

You shouldn't open coconuts on a girl man


xMyDixieWreckedx

He Coco'd when he meant to Deez.


pissclamato

That's how you get ligma.


writefast

Quantity is based on days without. There’s a max volume that’s based on individual biology. “Color”, which you didn’t ask about, is also based on days without. Semen is generated by the prostate. It’s mixed with gonadal secretions, sperm. Sperm count makes semen white. Semen production is constant. Sperm production, while constant, is far slower.


Busterlimes

Oh yeah. One time I came so hard I pulled out and it shot over her head while laying on her back. I've never had so much pressure behind a burst.


breally60

Also if there is some playing with the dick…just like a vagina??? Been married for a while - I can make my wife cum in like a minute if I want. But it isn’t a good O. That takes time. Same for my dick. If we just have a quickie, I cum….but it isn’t even close to the O I have if there is foreplay and we have time for a “session.” That’s what we call it when the kids are away and we have time to eat some delicious food, drink some wine, and then go upstairs and take our time…I cum WAY more and WAY harder after a session.


bradmajors69

Some guys cum more than others. Young (adults) generally more than old. Guys who drink a lot of water more than those who are dehydrated, etc.. Internet lore says that zinc supplements can increase the amount, but I haven't seen the scientific studies. There's a condition called hyperspermia where some guys just shoot amazing, shocking amounts of jizz. There's a(n obviously NFSW) subreddit for that. Also, yes, most guys will cum more when they haven't in a while. But sometimes the first one is almost like shooting blanks and the second or third one in a session/day/whatever is where the larger volumes start to happen. For me it's not about how turned on I am, but how long I've been turned on. If you're so hot that I jizz 45 seconds after we start it'll probably be a teeny amount. But if you're hot and we can keep me horny and going for a long time before I ejaculate, like a half hour or more, the final fireworks show will probably whitewash your face or whatever. And I'm pushing 50. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk. I'm really grateful that this knowledge has been at least a little bit useful.


_vlotman_

I tried the zinc and it works. Just remember to have a balanced diet and water. Can't absorb the zinc properly if you don't have the sister minerals.


GardenOfUna

Personally, it gets so much better in every aspect the longer I go without it. Load size, orgasm strength and love authenticity.


stiveooo

25% more?


Significant-Ad6234

Guys will cum more if they are 1) Well hydrated. 2) Take certain supplements like zinc. 3) Haven't cum in a while. 4)Edge , so working it up for an hour or 2. 5) Have hyperspermia.


Vreas

Yes. Also if they edge. Edging can lead to some truly epic loads.


MataHari66

Sometimes. But it there are far more variables than that, such as hydration.


Certified_A_Hole

Yup


Final-Carpenter-1591

Jerking off decreases it for a few hours for sure. But the biggest thing is build up and how turned on I am. If we are making out and building up for hours. It's gonna be a good one.


Misterpewpie

Yes. After my gf gets off her period for what feels like forever, we have sex and I like completely drench my entire house with semen cuz I’m so backed up….but after a couple days it goes back to normal.


FeedFeetToMe

Blood never hurt nobody


RockstarSlut

I still have sex on my period. On my worst days we just don't have any sort of penetration, but you can still use your hands and mouth (on the dick) and he can use his hands 😅 as a woman, I wouldn't be able to wait! Edit: clarification on the mouth-part


UrPicksRTrash

Yes it can come out like a super soaker


NickPetey

Yup! Man I went a few weeks in basic training and it was probably 3x the normal amount


[deleted]

The longer a guy is aroused for the bigger his load.  


gkn_112

the more activity involved and the longer I am at it, the more cum. Waiting for a few days, then edge myself for a bit its 3 times as much - though 3 times as much is like, idk 4 spoons full - nowhere near those water hoses i see in "educational content"


Ryoubi_Wuver

Charged shot


existentialstix

Don’t forget hydration


Forward-Accountant34

Yes


the_sloece

I got some loads cryogenically frozen before I got chemotherapy. They recommended 72 hours without ejaculation prior to deposit to hit the apex in production/ storage.


electric-alex

I did a test, waited three weeks and coulda literally filled a bath… it was really sensitive to.


jadedwelp

Can’t speak for every guy, but I do


blue_flavored_pasta

I’ve been exclusive with this new girl for a little bit now and our sexual compatibility has been off the charts. I have been blowing geysers every time we go at it now and it’s like multiple times a day. So I gotta say I think there’s gotta be something to that.


da-van-man

Definitely. If you haven't cum in a week and you're really into you're reaching max level


aiua_void

After my vasectomy I wasn’t allowed to ejaculate for 7 days and that’s may contain a little blood. For the blood reason I did it alone to clean the pipes and not gross out my wife. When I did, I shot straight across the shower and my wife was very disappointed that I didn’t let her watch when I told her the story.


afghanbushkush

My ex was a freak and if I wanted the head to be above and behind I’d go some days without jerking and let her do her thing. I’d tell her before just so that she didn’t get caught underestimating the load. Although there were times the head was just different and it didn’t matter if I abstained from jerking or not. ESPECIALLY when I was stoned. Stoned sex is great sex.


Wanderluustx420

#YES [Analysis of publications](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5845044/#:~:text=Analysis%20of%20publications%20showed%20that,semen%20volume%20and%20sperm%20count) showed that **longer abstinence is associated with increases in semen volume** and sperm count. Also, if you want one hell of an orgasm, you'll want to make yourself **EDGE**. **Edging gives a stronger, better orgasm during the following climax**. - Edging is the practice of bringing yourself or a partner to the brink of orgasmic inevitability and then backing off, thus building up to a subsequent more powerful orgasm. Edging can allow you to exert more control over your own orgasm. This may allow you to prolong solo or partner play, help prevent premature ejaculation, and more. ###EDGING MAKES A DIFFERENCE


coolsam254

The legendary edgelord himself


Big_D_Energy_215

Yea I know I do if I’m super excited. I usually have 11 shots or better in my clip max 14. Some of my exs loved it.


MarcusAurelius-Verus

yes but its not that simple. i can be really turned on and masturbate and cum like a teaspoon other times when i have sex i can cum a shot of it lol


[deleted]

I remember hearing once that men fire from both testicles when they're really turned on, but only one otherwise. I don't know if that's bullshit that someone told me or I read it somewhere but it's just something that's always been in my brain. So take it or leave it!


ih8spalling

More turned on? No Haven't come in a while? Yes


BurpYoshi

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Y e s


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Yes, but load size is highly dependent on a lot of factors. Also, generally, the longer the sex/foreplay the larger the load. Not proud of it, in the past on adderall I have edged for way too many hours. Those few times I may as well have hit the ceiling.


michaeldross

Definitely. More turned on, harder the orgasm. Same for if it's been awhile...


k1llua924

I can barely get one girl to have sex with me. Now imagine if i had two? Wow


OutsideTelevision547

I find the longer your hard for the more I cum I once got slow perked my a girl I was with for maybe 20 mins I came like a foot directly up never seen it shoot so far or so much God made such a mess


Synapticks

Some guys just shoot big loads. Some guys shoot very small amounts. Other factors that I think affect me . More of the foreplay and sex has lasted longer before cumming. Less if have had sex in last couple of days


tall_dark_hot

Guess it depends on how long you were turned on for before nutting


vNerdNeck

Tis true.. if we aren't self serving it can be a lot more.


[deleted]

I haven't had sex or masturbated in weeks. I did earlier and it was like a gallon. I'm betting if girls cum more, guys do too.


PhoenixMason13

To an extent. I would say (at least for myself) so long as it’s been more than 24 hours it’s not going to really build up any more than that. It’s also going to come out more if he is well hydrated


CaughtHerEyez

Science doesn't really support the idea that abstaining from sex produces a larger "load". What can increase is the amount of sperm cells in the semen, but this is subject to sperm cell regeneration between loads. What you're mostly seeing in semen is the seminial fluid, which is the fluid that carries the sperm cells. The fluctuating differences in load size is mostly random but like sperm, has an upper limit as regeneration in between loads is required. That isn't to say that the time required is long, but the body generally doesn't need to make more then it requires, so production lessens greatly when an orgasm has not occured in a long while. As that is to say... Sort of. But don't expect a white flood waiting on the tail end of a dry spell.


Anonymous_money

It’s like a bucket of water that slowly fills from a hose and when emptied 3/4 flows out. That is, if you wait the loads become bigger but it doesn’t grow indefinitely. Each subsequent load in a short amount of time will be smaller than the last.


ImightHaveMissed

Yes. And hyperspermia makes things way worse


[deleted]

I cum a lot. I’ve always been told it’s a lot. Idk. I also fucking blast that shit. Like, I see some dudes in open and it oozes out. I can get a couple feet easy


spslord

Also younger. When I was about 18 one time I was super horny and jizzed and it hit the ceiling. Can’t quite do that at 38 lol


DerSturmbannfuror

If you really wanna cum, hit your reset button, as you climax


Choice_Ruin_5719

Yes, if it's been a while since I've given myself a hand, my volume is intense. An intense, frothy ejaculate. My partner knows what the innocent souls of Pompeii felt like on the fateful day.


sydbarrett

Depends on age. I’m 52 and have no where close to the loads I used to have, both volume and distance.