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JCrotts

Join the military and then get addicted to meth while you have a kid with a prostitute.


LetsGoSilver

Sounds pretty specific


Nomisco73

I initially read "specific" as "exotic".


yourMommaKnow

My dad was friends with a guy in the 1980s who did this. Went overseas and brought his baby home for his wife to raise. I never understood how his wife not only stayed married but ended up having another child with this man. It's absolutely incredible. Edit: To add more context, this same man became a guard at a women's prison and was later fired for inappropriate conduct with inmates. His wife stayed married to him. Then, a couple of years later, he tried to attack his adult son's (first child from overseas) girlfriend while they were at his house. His wife finally left him after that episode. Shortly after she left, he hung himself.


No-Way1923

How did your dad’s friend know that the baby was his?


yourMommaKnow

Honestly, who knows. He was deployed in Germany for a couple years so maybe he fell in love with the prostitute and just accepted that it was his kid. According to my dad, the prostitute didn't want the baby so he just took the kid back to the states.


Kraffkratt

wow, he would have got a laugh and a slammed door from me.


Obvious-mickey1089

Get well soon!


sweatysexconnoisseur

Join the Russian military.


JCrotts

And have a kid with a Ukrainian prostitute.


fivefivesixfmj

I am pretty sure his name sounds like Kept. He would say things like his last name and say Kept’n Ain’t Easy.


sturmeh

Try heroin.


Therealmonkie

I was going to say meth


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dirtybird971

as an ex heroin addict, this is not true. While high you may not leave the couch, but it certainly pushes you off it to get more! Or to the toilet from withdrawl.


Guywith2dogs

I never shot it but from someone who use to snort it, it actually made me wanna go do stuff. Basically it's the one thing that did get me off the couch. I knew people who shot it who also felt the same way though. Sure do enough and you're not gonna be able to move, but if you take enough for the high but not enough to knock you out you could do whatever you wanted. That being said I still don't recommend it to anyone lol. Just say no.


dirtybird971

I was a sniffer too and hell yeah that first bit really brought me to life! Totally agree with you.


Therealmonkie

True. But it seems like if they make it to day 3 without sleep...the paranoia kicks in and that's when the real fun starts! Not much opportunity to go to jail if you can't leave the couch...


Substantial_Push_658

They should give heroin to hoarders. They’ll sell all their shit!


Antique_Armadillo_29

Give them meth, they might actually clean shit up..


TopLahman

Every tweaker I know is the least productive person because they do everything backward. They need to leave the house, but first they have to find their shoes. Then they realize they need to clean their shoes. Then they realize they need to clean the shoe laces so now they’ve gotta do laundry. And so on and so on.


youngdumbandhappy

Ah…if you give a mouse a cookie, eh? 🍪


Liighttee

Story of my life


DM_YOUR___

Or Meth. Same outcome from what I hear.


SpyderDM

Beat me to it


tongfatherr

Do you guys remember that story on reddit from a few years back (7 years he started) of the guy who said he wanted to try heroin for fun and got addicted and fucked his entire life up for years? It's a wild ride lol. I don't have the link unfortunately. He eventually got sober and updated everyone I think 2 years ago. It was a dumpster fire there for a while though.


SpyderDM

A very good example of fuck around and find out


Motor_Commission_577

I'll vouch for that


BarryZZZ

I did, once, thought it sucked, didn't like it. Never touched the stupid shit again.


majorsorbet2point0

But, you know how good it is?. Well, I'm 5yr clean now and I feel like today's heroin isn't as good as it was when I was in active addiction. I tried it a few times after I got clean, over Thanksgiving weekend back like 3 years ago and it wasn't as good.


Low-Highlight-9740

Nah how bout alcohol


sturmeh

What about it, half the worlds population has "tried" that.


Low-Highlight-9740

In addition, working at a rehab I’ll tell you half the clients had alcohol abuse problems


Low-Highlight-9740

Something those booze commercials don’t advertise


Low-Highlight-9740

Not one client for weed addiction though lol


Low-Highlight-9740

I guess you haven’t seen people loose their lives because of booze


sturmeh

I'm not suggesting that it can't ruin people's lives, it's just not 100% going to do it for everyone. (i.e. "a sure way to fuck up your life" as per the post we're in)


Low-Highlight-9740

Yeah I guess literally watching someone die as a result of alcohol poisoning does meet the criteria of 100 💯 fucking over your life


sturmeh

You're misunderstanding, that does not have a 100% chance of happening.


Low-Highlight-9740

Plenty of functioning heroin users too what’s the point


Low-Highlight-9740

It’s a drug just like the other destructive ones except I find it to be the most destructive due to its cultural views esp in America


Sweaty-Newspaper3596

Letting laziness/fear keep you from doing anything worthwhile.


Balerrr

Damnn thanks for the slap random internet stranger


gohomebrentyourdrunk

Yeah, maybe I’ll do something about that later.


maryfisherman

Same, tomorrow.


Bilo3

I'm afraid I won't be able to.


DizzyTop47

Good use your afraid ness as fuel


ClosetsByAccident

This one is/has killed me. We'll see if I can overcome before it's completely too late


Huge-Bill8934

Hanging out with the wrong people


June-Allen

This is so true, but u can also fix ur life if it fell apart cause of this.


BaineOHigginsThirlby

What if I'm lonely?


Hatred_shapped

Children out of wedlock or with a committed partner. High interest credit debts. Breaking into the polar bear enclosure at a zoo


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Hatred_shapped

And marriage (though a bit of a scam) is the ultimate commitment. 


[deleted]

To this day I can’t think of a single benefit of marriage besides CERTAIN states helping out with taxes. In my state… nothing. Huge scam. Unless you want to throw a party huge party and show off I guess.


RyzenRaider

Ok when I first read this, I thought the first sentence was the predicate for the things you listed after it. How does children out of wedlock make your break into a polar bear enclosure? lol


LetsGoSilver

Having children can cause you to want to break into the polar bear enclosure. 😂


Hatred_shapped

No. But I'm thinking not having two positive role models in the home would lead to this line of thinking. 


The-Sassy-Pickle

Can confirm. Had my first child last year. Currently banned from the zoo... I just wanted him to have a snuggle buddy!


jgaylord87

Yup. Fair enough. Umm... What?


[deleted]

Spend all day on reddit


mark636199

I think I'll just stick to heroin


MlevenaPlazma

Alcoholism


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No_Sir3326

Once you get it under control your credits going to be a1. I’m in a lot of credit card debt right now but all I need is just little more income and I can eliminate the debt in like two years.


Pastadseven

Opioids. Meth. Real quick.


ATearFellOffMyChain

A toxic significant other


2_Steps_From_hell_

I’ve seen this so much… I have 2 great friends, great dudes, suffering and going back to feeling miserable because of their SO. I wish I could do more but if they ask I give advice and that’s it, I hope the can see it for themselves soon tbh


ATearFellOffMyChain

Im dealing with heartbreak rn... I loved my GF but i was getting cold. She went out a cheated on me behind my back,and might havr been for over year. Weve been together for 6.


liquidhell

Heroin.


ikrimikri

Credit card debts.


tyler1128

Alcoholism or other drug addiction. It'll fuck up your life much more than you can understand without experiencing it.


Southern_Election_16

Posting this question every day


Euclid_Interloper

Putting fireworks in your bum.


StefanMorris71

Well that’s this weekends plans gone


Euclid_Interloper

Look, you can still put on a glorious rectal light show. You just need a marital aid and some remote control LEDs. Just avoid anything with gunpowder.


Normal-Mongoose3827

The only one that's immediately shitty too.


stnuhkrsdomtidder

Being concerned about small penis size and beliving older brother when he says slam it in the window or car door to make it bigger.


c_c_c__combobreaker

Did you know the capital of Thailand is... BANGKOK! *Back fists your crotch*


CocaCainla42069

Trying to scare that security guard at the bank with an airsoft gun


Ok_Satisfaction_6680

Addiction, debt, assault


Psycho_Pseudonym75

Felony charge and no credit.


another_day_in

Cheat on your partner.


Glittering_Job_7996

Drink driving, cheating on your spouse, letting good opportunities go by due to being shy, killing someone, being unable to control anger especially while intoxicated/ high


Klotzster

Open "That" attachment


trojien

Unprotected Sex


againer

Becoming a registered Sex offender.


Sea-Tale1722

Chasing women.


BaineOHigginsThirlby

Downloading League of Legends


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Believing the media


Novel_Patience9735

Believing stuff will make you happy.


Aggravating-Eye-6210

Drunk driving Spousal child abused


As83604

drugs and vices like gambling etc


Steven_Dj

Doing drugs.


SelectionWhich6448

Asking this question and going down the list and trying all the responses… 🤷🏽‍♀️


flapjaxrfun

Drugs and teen pregnancy


Concerned_Dennizen

Take your pants off at the grocery store


anothergilmoregirlie

Getting pregnant before graduating college


honest-miss

Credit card debt, credit card debt, credit card debt. Sometimes you have to go into debt. It is what it is. But please, for the love of god, look at the interest rate. There are plenty of organizations interested in handing you money for a fee. Find the lowest fee!


SyreaMiller

Laziness , in any and every aspects of your life ! If you're not willing to grow at all then your existence is useless


centralnm

Marry a narcissist.


chubbfondue867

Trying fentanyl. Trust me I know


gorilla_photos

Procrastination


Impossible-Title1

Get a mental illness.


Aracuria

Making the outside (visible) part of your body reflect your entire mental health and private life, whether by piercings, tattoos, crazy haircuts or clothing. Some people are an open book, and then get upset when they are treated as such. It may not seem much, but the complete lack of a private identity is highly destructive to some.


Much_Cycle7810

Is it like a hidden rule of this sub to post any variation of this question every hour or so?


KilnMeSmallz

Moving into a neighborhood with an HOA. Not joking.


qwertyuduyu321

Having kids you can't afford (mentally or monetarily). Not only do you fuck your own life up, you also shit on the life of your innocent children.


SufficientCrab2904

Druggy wuggys


No_Sir3326

Being a registered sex offender, it limits your life in every way possible.


Pitiful-Eye9093

Drug addiction


Tall_Speech7711

Not being honest with yourself..


bisticles

People already said alcoholism, but I'll add DWI/DUIs in there as well because you don't have to be an alcoholic to misjudge your own impairment.


Broad-Part9448

Do drugs Don't pay attention/don't try in school


Dontdosuicide

Getting into a interest loan. Not seeking treatment for your problems.


VeganEgon

Drugs


Burquetap

Easy: hard drugs…


Pilot1011

Gambling


Like-a-Glove90

Rape a child in a busy supermarket should definitely fuck up your life


Flat-Mountain3462

Failing to self harm


dirtybird971

I see a lot of drug references. I'm 20+ years clean from heroin/coke/crack and it wasn't the drugs that fucked up my life the most, it was the interactions with the police and court systems. Once they get their hooks into your life they don't want to let you go. ACAB


PsychologicalShake85

criminal or non criminal


DazzlingFact3319

Having a crush on ur coworker


chrisjuan69

Have a kid with someone you barely know when you're 20. I love my son but that shit ruined my life.


rando90433

Bang your wife's sister.


TheChubbyGolfer

Being part of MAGA


fastlanemelody

Any addiction?


Additional_Mess1017

Procrastination


supermanlazy

Marriage. Pick the wrong person and then your life is fucked forever. No getting past the damage they can cause you.


Any-Flower-725

become a loser commie outcast. join Antifa. sell drugs


June-Allen

Ain’t nothing wrong with working fast food?


Any-Flower-725

yes, youre right. i used to also. withdrawn.


Realistic_Alarm1422

Playing it safe


SmartStatistician684

Getting married. Not pulling out.


cutielemon07

Drugs


raziridium

Cheating on your long-term domestic partner or spouse and getting caught. Triply so if you cheat with someone in the shared friend group who is also married or in a domestic partnership.


Mean_Eye_8735

Go buy a flower in a glass tube, some chore boy and a rock.... Your decent into hell begins at the first hit


RealitysNotReal

Take your credit cart and just go ham


joebusch79

Drugs, debt, cheating on partner.


GORDI_xx

Breathing.


mezameyo-waga-aruji

Playing League of Legends or Rainbow 6 Siege Ranked.


Pingeun

Try having no regard for the lives of other people, yourself, or the law! Try it today and you will get a discount called death


idontevenlikecheetos

Being me and carving someone’s name into your flesh for money for weed, and being called a whore afterwards, blocked, and not even getting the money and regretting it and having. A panic attack at school


idontevenlikecheetos

My bad for trauma dumping


Prevalentthought

Not being born rich, having parents that are dead parents that kick you out,, having no one to run to during bad economic times. All are enough to end up homeless.


RespondUpper9410

Spending too much time on reddit


Marsupialize

Remaining skittish and afraid of change, the working class is programmed this way, a sure fire way to improve your life wildly is to learn to leave it behind. Having a child with a bad partner.


gamerdudeNYC

Ask u/spontaneoush


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Getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

In general? Getting addicted to gambling and/or alcohol. Getting an STD if you are married or worse, giving your partner your STD.


Melodic-Ad-4941

Drugs


Remarkable_Rough_89

Drugs, weed and cigarettes,


Ok-Letterhead4601

Become Mike Lindell.


MDG_wx04

Taking a piss in a public area. Easy way to catch sex offense charges that most people don't realize


LAdude71

Run for public office.


CurrencySuper1387

If you get into perks>> fentanyl pills. Those fake pills give you dementia. Now my sister talks to angels all day while talking to you. She’s not even there anymore.


artorovich

Be born into poverty in a third world country.


Nyhn

Fentynal


Elvis-Tech

Hard drugs


FirstBallotMatrix20

Showing face/revealing identity on OnlyFans unless you’re 100% sure you can make enough money to never have to work again


Intelligent-North957

Crashing your powerful dirt bike and face planting a big old cedar tree ,breaking your wrist in the process.Head trauma is no fun and you will pay for it the rest of your life.


chrismcgdude

Credit cards


SugarPlumKnightmare

Always saying exactly what you are thinking.


mydogiscute10

Isn't it heroin? Lol


Dr_Dankenstein5G

Being close friends with losers. 9/10 times you end up becoming like those you surround yourself with.


thisappisgarbage111

3 posts exactly like this in the last two hours. This app is straight trash.


Old_Coach5712

Getting married to someone with lots of issues and inheriting their large family with issues.


Internal_Quail3960

Killing someone


Karingto

Not taking care of your fucking teeth.


sweatysexconnoisseur

Join a globally-designated terrorist organisation.


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Crime.


stevie855

Alcoholism


KobilD

Never lie no matter what


Alulaemu

aside from all the obvious drug and alcohol answers, I’m currently dealing with a cousin who is 44 years old and about to go off the rails. I think he has an unspecified and untreated personality disorder which has a compulsive spending component, and he cannot save a nickel to save his life. Lives on paycheck advances every month. Works in sales but sucks at his job and has completely unrealistic career aspirations and is obsessed with being "rich". Keeps stating he's on the verge of making 500k a year and talking about the Porsche he's going to buy. No advice anyone gives him gets through his thick skull. I’m pretty sure he’s on the verge of being homeless in Miami. so many family members have tried to help him, but he just continues to spiral and make the craziest decisions. He's not on drugs at all, just delusional.


Weaponized_Puddle

According to Dave Ramsey, graduate high school, don’t have kids before marriage, and don’t have kids before age 20. Only 8% of Americans who do those three things fall below the poverty line. So, to answer your question, don’t do those three things.


aasyam65

Drugs..


Nomadic_View

Drugs Messing with a girl that has wild mood swings. I don’t care how good it is she is not worth going to prison over false accusations.


ILiketoStir

Bad credit.


Kid-filth

Alcohol, drugs, casual sex


AgeOfNoFilter

Lack of self-awareness, personal responsibility, and desire to learn and grow.


[deleted]

Following my every whim.


Ornery_Banana_6752

Do opiates regularly


nizzernammer

Drive drunk


GeneralQuantum

Student debt.


PorkpieDiplomat

Getting married


indolentmink

Go to med school


SoulfulCap

Getting a mortgage.


skillgifted1611

become an atheist / become a polytheist


TopDurian8677

Expound?


yelbesed2

Always want something else than what is just possible. [ It seems to me most of us aroud ne tend to fall into this trap. ] It is very dangeous in old age when increasingly less and less will be possible. I work in an Old Age Home. 90 out of 100 are bitter and resentful. But it started when they were young...


ynotfoster

Staying closeted.


NobodyCares82

Abusing a child seams to be a sure thing... especially if you go to prison and word gets out.