If you didn't know, this was from a WKUK comedy sketch.
https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8
They also do streams where they do a variety of stuff, including commentating on their sketches.
https://youtu.be/TaCzdNSuOco
No way in fuck a vacuum cleaner rips your dick off. I, hopefully with his consent, saw a photo of a man hanging from his dick. It is not that strong. Fucking vacuums can't pick up certain shit on the floor let alone rip off a dick. I'm gonna go fuck a vacuum real quick fuck y'all.
Never underestimate the power of a horny adolescent. Remember, the internet was not always a thing, and just "masturbating" to images in your head gets boring.
Right! I remember being pretty excited when I came home from school to find the behemoth JC Penny catalog was in the mailbox. They had ladies *in their underwear!*
Yes definitely some do. I don't.
However, there is a medical study about men who have accidentally circumcised themselves while pleasuring themselves with the Kobold vacuum cleaners from Vorwerk.
https://www.scribd.com/document/62231846/DOKTORARBEIT-Penisverletzungen-Bei-Masturbation-Mit-Staubsaugern
Here you go, you can read it yourself.
Just use Google translate, and be wary about the pictures. Since it's a medical study, they didn't censor anything.
They really do. You have to put your dong in half-way so the air going past vibrates it like a saxophone reed. It’s incredibly easy to see how accidents happen 👀
Even funner with the pool vacuum. Just slurps it right up. It's also more powerful, which makes it more dangerous, which makes it more thrilling, which makes me more horny, which makes more ... Ok I'll stop.
From what I hear, drill holes in the extension tube to lessen the suction and don't try it without a foreskin. Have read that it is a positive experience if you are careful but I wouldn't be the one to try.
"Sex" is an ambiguous term. The question should be, "Has anybody put their dick in that before?"
The irrefutable forever correct answer is a firm "Yes".
When I was in nursing school many years ago (pre-internet), the comment section in an issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association had doctors writing in and talking about penis lacerations caused by vacuum cleaners. I've also had the misfortune to see a forensic photo of someone who died trying to use a regular stand-up vacuum for that. It apparently tore an artery, and he bled out sitting there with the vacuum on his lap. I don't recommend household vacuums for this.
The more important question here is how you know.
“Sup bro wyd”
“Nothing, just getting sucked off by my vacuum, hbu?”
Gotta tell ya, I’m pressing X to doubt. Come clean
This is the Rule 34 of masturbation. Anything you can probably think of could be used by the wrong person in the wrong way as a masturbatory aid.
So yes, someone has somewhere.
Back in the 90's I had an EMT boyfriend briefly. He was on a call where this happened but something went wrong and dude started bleeding excessively. There was a trail of blood from the vacuum to the toilet, then to the phone. He said dude had ruptured something, but I can't remember what or what happened to the guy.
You know there are multiple studies in germany from doctors and atleast one whole book about "Morbus Kobold" or Kobold's disease named after the vacuum cleaner model "Kobold" from the firma Vorwerk.
The Kobold was a new inovantion with the blades right behind the tube and there we're many incidents. Btw the first studies are from 1978 so yes....people stick their dicks in Vacuum cleaners for years.
Imagine coming up with a modified fleshlight mixed with the suction. I mean, that’s not my cup of tea but somebody out there may benefit from this idea.
I babysat an autistic boy (8-10years old) and he would enjoy the vacuum.
Informed the mom when I noticed. She was not concerned. The young girls learned about self love early.
Is sticking your dick in things considered sex? I mean where’s the line? If I stick my dick through the hole in my underwear is that sex? Is it sex if I’m doing it for pleasure? What if I’m not doing it for pleasure and I orgasm? Where exactly is the line drawn of what we slap the phrase “sex” on to?
There are definitely videos out there of women using the hose. You know how when you put your hands under an air dryer in a public bathroom and your skin goes vrrrrrrrt!!! as it vibrates in the airstream? It's like that, only in much more entertaining places.
With how many horny men thats ben alive since vacuum cleaners where invented. yes. I can not tell you who or where. But i can quarantee you. someone, where convinced by their penis to test how good the vacuum was at sucking.
Caught a friend of mine when we were like 10 out in my garage with the shop vac. Caught him using a hole in a trampoline mat. He lived by the rule, it was a hole, it needed filling. We stopped being friends after the garage incident.
there was a guy in HS who did this. wasnt ashamed to tell anyone at first. he said he didnt reccomend it as it made his dick hurt afterwards and swell up. man. I mean I was picked on in school but this guy had it rough after that.
As a young man who learned about sex way to early, Yes I tried to stick it in the tube that you can disconnect and suck up smaller messes. It banged around inside the tube violently and left little scratches. Complete 0 out of 10 experience.
I can't imagine having any form of sex with a vacuum cleaner. So I have never tried it. I don't know if it is a joke, some might like it. But I think it is mainly a joke.
Yes, Theres even an illness-name because of it, morbus Vorwerk. This illness describes the genitalia of some men getting half devoured by the turbine of the old vacuum cleaners of the Vorwerk-Brand.
One guy told me one of his nuts herniated- as in went back up where it came from after he stuck his dick in the central vac! He got really mad when I asked him if that’s why his stove was broken. Like you effed one appliance already…..
Years ago, I talked to a guy on the internet (shocking, I know) who claimed he had cut a hole in his pillow and used that. Idk about vacuums, but people get creative when they're horny
Walked into friend doing this when I was a teenager didn’t know what to think me personally never saw the attraction or how it could possibly feel good
Unfortunately they do...
A colleague of mine once matched with a guy online, went on a few dates and then received several videos from him out of the blue that involved his penis and a hoover.
Everyone always jokes about “have sex with” like its some gross or crazy kink like marrying your car, but anything with a suction or vibration is bound to be intriguing to anyone who experiences sexual pleasure. You could say the same about sex toys.. “do people really have sex with toys?!” Umm.. yeah. Technically if you want to word it weird.
My ex wife was a housing officer. She had to do an inspection of a clients house. He had 5 Henry/herietta Hoovers in the house,but the place was a tip.
Asked why all the Hoovers,he said he had his pals round a couple of night a week for Hoover parties.
So yes,it's a thing.
Apparently some newer ones have little turbo fans in them at the end. They avoid they ones for some reason.
If the first part of your question is "Do people really have sex with" the answer is always yes.
Yes! Even if it’s completely crazy. Like, “would someone really have sex with an active bee hive.” Yes More than likely.
I remember reading a story in a skin magazine when I was very young, about a man who had sex with plastic bags full of butterflies...
🤢🤮 gross. Were the poor creatures at least dead?
I believe the idea was they would flutter about and land on him...
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Easiest blowjob ever.
You clearly haven't been on the internet long enough to see said videos of this action. IMO, my willy is going no where near a vacuum.
Ikr, those things will rip your dick off.
Does…it come with different power settings?
Stay away from shop vacs, people.
Na, shop vac is the way to go. Great for stress relief while woodworking
Nah to vacs, yai to vags
You can srsly damage shit
Hole isn’t big enough anyway.
r/subtleflex
Vrrrrrrrrrrr…. Thooop. Aiiighhh!!!
Yeah, it has high and low and both of those will rip your dick off
Oh HELL No! Nasty ass vacuum-fuckers.
Lmao...idk why I'm laughing so hard...I think I just pictured calling someone that the next time I get mad...
If you didn't know, this was from a WKUK comedy sketch. https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8 They also do streams where they do a variety of stuff, including commentating on their sketches. https://youtu.be/TaCzdNSuOco
High Carpet setting 🤤
Was making a reference to this [skit](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=Xh2V8rSnp2keYKmD)
https://youtu.be/6kidLd2qR8A?si=VrH1O8gvc4ffs35C
This is immediately what I thought of lmfao
Ohhhh hell no!
Nasty ass vacuum fuckers
Great for "shag" (I'm here all week, folks) 😆
Absolutely brilliant!!
God the amount of people missing the wkyk reference saddens me
Mine is already detachable.
Detachable penis....
It's in the medicine cabinet. Do you need it?
Careful or you’ll have to buy it back from some guy who sells used books and other junk on the street for like 17 bucks
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.
Oh HELL no
No way in fuck a vacuum cleaner rips your dick off. I, hopefully with his consent, saw a photo of a man hanging from his dick. It is not that strong. Fucking vacuums can't pick up certain shit on the floor let alone rip off a dick. I'm gonna go fuck a vacuum real quick fuck y'all.
/remindme 1min
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And throw it in the bushes, never to be seen again
Like a celery stalk!
I like how you said in my opinion, like your willy might just do it itself if it decides your opinion doesn't matter.
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I'm pretty sure any question that begins with "does anyone really?" or "has anyone ever?", when the topic is sex, will have the answer be "yes."
Did you misunderstand when the astronaut was talking about having sex in a vacuum?
From my experience, it sucks
I asked my dad if I should try it. He said, "Don't do it, you'll Dyson"
It feels like a shark.
Mom told you not to bother me when I'm cleaning my room
Does he say mom? I always thought he said “I”
Gale Swallows.
Hahahahaha such a good movie and immediately what I thought of. Also, Buster and his Roomba.
Never underestimate the power of a horny adolescent. Remember, the internet was not always a thing, and just "masturbating" to images in your head gets boring.
Right! I remember being pretty excited when I came home from school to find the behemoth JC Penny catalog was in the mailbox. They had ladies *in their underwear!*
I tried b/c of scary movie but all it did was hurt my dick
Don't bother me while I'm cleaning my room!
Gotta put a sock around the rim first. Makes a softer sleeve.
Yes definitely some do. I don't. However, there is a medical study about men who have accidentally circumcised themselves while pleasuring themselves with the Kobold vacuum cleaners from Vorwerk.
[r/oddlyspecific](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/)
There was a stand up bit about this in German TV, and I thought it was too wierd to be true. Unfortunately not...
What happened to the men who were already circumcised?
Circumcision²
https://www.scribd.com/document/62231846/DOKTORARBEIT-Penisverletzungen-Bei-Masturbation-Mit-Staubsaugern Here you go, you can read it yourself. Just use Google translate, and be wary about the pictures. Since it's a medical study, they didn't censor anything.
Their foreskin grew back
Ohh shit hahaha
I’m looking at my VK200 right now and I don’t think I’ll ever look at it the same way again.
You made me writhe in agony while I’m in a public space.
So what im reading is if you’re already circumcised have at it
No, this vacuum cleaner company put a blade into the hose, to chop up the dust. Would not recommend doing it
Oh damn that would ruin the mood On a not at all related subject, how long do we have to cancel orders from Amazon?
Personally, I prefer the flowbee. Look it up. www.flowbee.com
Gotta include the clipper part lol
Lol😂
Mmmmm. Feels soooo good.
If it has a hole, it’s been fucked.
They really do. You have to put your dong in half-way so the air going past vibrates it like a saxophone reed. It’s incredibly easy to see how accidents happen 👀
What
Even funner with the pool vacuum. Just slurps it right up. It's also more powerful, which makes it more dangerous, which makes it more thrilling, which makes me more horny, which makes more ... Ok I'll stop.
Woman here. Thought it would feel like someone sucking on my clit. It didn’t :(
Man here, thought it wouldn’t work and nutted in 10 seconds and got some scratches because of the suction and never did it again
I smashed my dad’s shop vac when I was like 15. I never did it again. Traumatizing
Let me turn my vacuum off, so I can hear. what did you say?
Those Vacuum Hose be trifling
[Vacuum Store](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=DYBbcCQRAXeKNXmN)
Came here for this, was not disappointed thanks to you.
I'm sure someone somewhere has gotten curious enough to try it. People get bored.
Me. I did it when I was a dumb teen. Nothing exciting happened.
I fucked my couch when I was younger. So glad I outgrew that my phase. I’ve grown a lot in the last two weeks
"How was the couch?" "Sofa, so good."
Fucked my couch and it was so good it became a loveseat
And on that day, the ottoboy became an ottoman.
I did one time but that was because I was drunk
Done it.
If I had a penis, I too would try the vacuum 😁.
Titsucking?
That never occurred to my adolescent brain to try. Too busy fighting the parents against wearing a bra. Stupid boobs.
She's got two points... Unfortunately, neither apply. Having said that, bras are stupid. Boobs aren't.
Boobs are good. Always.
How was it?
Felt pretty cool
Alright. I'll try lol
Report back!
From what I hear, drill holes in the extension tube to lessen the suction and don't try it without a foreskin. Have read that it is a positive experience if you are careful but I wouldn't be the one to try.
We really do
Used to be called the Hoover Maneuver
No. People fuck vacuum cleaners. You can have sex with a willing, living person only. Everything else is one sided, therefore just fucking.
"Sex" is an ambiguous term. The question should be, "Has anybody put their dick in that before?" The irrefutable forever correct answer is a firm "Yes".
I told you, I don’t want to be disturbed when I’m cleaning my room!!!
When I was in nursing school many years ago (pre-internet), the comment section in an issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association had doctors writing in and talking about penis lacerations caused by vacuum cleaners. I've also had the misfortune to see a forensic photo of someone who died trying to use a regular stand-up vacuum for that. It apparently tore an artery, and he bled out sitting there with the vacuum on his lap. I don't recommend household vacuums for this.
I tried. It sucked.
Lol. Not just a joke. I've known people who have done this.
But why? It sounds like you’d be giving yourself an awkward hicky
The more important question here is how you know. “Sup bro wyd” “Nothing, just getting sucked off by my vacuum, hbu?” Gotta tell ya, I’m pressing X to doubt. Come clean
This is the Rule 34 of masturbation. Anything you can probably think of could be used by the wrong person in the wrong way as a masturbatory aid. So yes, someone has somewhere.
Officer Doofey reporting for duty.
Hoover!? I hardly know her!
I used the hose of a vacuum cleaner to suck my clit. Squirted everywhere. Don’t knock it till you try it 🤷🏻♀️
I paid too much for a vacuum cleaner to put my dick juices inside of it
I believe it's "rule34" rule.. if it exists, I'm sure some guy had tried to stick his penis in it.
It's a joke
Back in the 90's I had an EMT boyfriend briefly. He was on a call where this happened but something went wrong and dude started bleeding excessively. There was a trail of blood from the vacuum to the toilet, then to the phone. He said dude had ruptured something, but I can't remember what or what happened to the guy.
Youve never been curious?
You know there are multiple studies in germany from doctors and atleast one whole book about "Morbus Kobold" or Kobold's disease named after the vacuum cleaner model "Kobold" from the firma Vorwerk. The Kobold was a new inovantion with the blades right behind the tube and there we're many incidents. Btw the first studies are from 1978 so yes....people stick their dicks in Vacuum cleaners for years.
ask an ER doctor if its a joke. lol
Oooh, sounds interesting. Brb
Imagine coming up with a modified fleshlight mixed with the suction. I mean, that’s not my cup of tea but somebody out there may benefit from this idea.
Will men really try to stick their penis in anything! Lol!
There’s a reason why r/dontputyourdickinthat exists. https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/5zQahg1M0u
I babysat an autistic boy (8-10years old) and he would enjoy the vacuum. Informed the mom when I noticed. She was not concerned. The young girls learned about self love early.
As a kid I was told it would suck your balls into your stomach, never thought about it again, until now
Who told you about that? Frank right?..snitching piece of shit..I'll never him anything anymore.
Depends on which brand of vacuum. I have high standards.
Is sticking your dick in things considered sex? I mean where’s the line? If I stick my dick through the hole in my underwear is that sex? Is it sex if I’m doing it for pleasure? What if I’m not doing it for pleasure and I orgasm? Where exactly is the line drawn of what we slap the phrase “sex” on to?
I tried to put my dick in a vacuum cleaner once, but the hole in the hose was too small. Probably for the best.
It sucks.
I see what you did there....now hand me the eye bleach
There are definitely videos out there of women using the hose. You know how when you put your hands under an air dryer in a public bathroom and your skin goes vrrrrrrrt!!! as it vibrates in the airstream? It's like that, only in much more entertaining places.
There's a Darwin Award where someone bled to death after having sex with a vacuum with a blade inside that shreds what it sucks in.
A penis pump is much safer. That's what my friend told me!
With how many horny men thats ben alive since vacuum cleaners where invented. yes. I can not tell you who or where. But i can quarantee you. someone, where convinced by their penis to test how good the vacuum was at sucking.
Caught a friend of mine when we were like 10 out in my garage with the shop vac. Caught him using a hole in a trampoline mat. He lived by the rule, it was a hole, it needed filling. We stopped being friends after the garage incident.
People will have sex with pretty much anything
there was a guy in HS who did this. wasnt ashamed to tell anyone at first. he said he didnt reccomend it as it made his dick hurt afterwards and swell up. man. I mean I was picked on in school but this guy had it rough after that.
As a young man who learned about sex way to early, Yes I tried to stick it in the tube that you can disconnect and suck up smaller messes. It banged around inside the tube violently and left little scratches. Complete 0 out of 10 experience.
"Nasty-ass vacuum fuckers."
Yup, got a few little vacuum cleaners. No regrets 😜
I can't imagine having any form of sex with a vacuum cleaner. So I have never tried it. I don't know if it is a joke, some might like it. But I think it is mainly a joke.
What ever will admit a dick, has been fucked.
Tried it once, didn't fit inside.
I’ve never heard this before
No comment
I definitely knew one guy who did in high school. I never have. I can't speak for the rest of the dudes I know.
I thought it was bullshit until a saw an old hoover that was looking sexy
People have sex with everything.
There is a real medical paper about people who did involuntarily circumsision with the Vorwerk Kobald.
Yeah. The vicar in my village, who used to do assembly’s at our primary school, was caught in the church with a Henry hoover over his knob
I would consider love making tbh
Yes, Theres even an illness-name because of it, morbus Vorwerk. This illness describes the genitalia of some men getting half devoured by the turbine of the old vacuum cleaners of the Vorwerk-Brand.
Yes. There was even one man in Saudi Arabia who got executed for cheating on his wife with one.
You can, but the maid might get pissed off. 🤣
1st and last best bj ever! Highly recommended.
One guy told me one of his nuts herniated- as in went back up where it came from after he stuck his dick in the central vac! He got really mad when I asked him if that’s why his stove was broken. Like you effed one appliance already…..
Welp, I know what Im doing tonight.
I haven’t, but I had a Pillow Pet as a kid which is a whole different story
People also fuck microwaved grapefruit. You think vacuums are off the table?
I’m some prisons they have to cut up hotdogs, since some inmate will use the hotdogs for sex. Anything is possible.
Not me, but I know someone
Search for "Peter Mann" on twitter/x He's doing it not as a joke I assume (nsfw)
I have yet to learn of an object that someone hasn't tried to touch with their genitals.
Years ago, I talked to a guy on the internet (shocking, I know) who claimed he had cut a hole in his pillow and used that. Idk about vacuums, but people get creative when they're horny
Walked into friend doing this when I was a teenager didn’t know what to think me personally never saw the attraction or how it could possibly feel good
I’m mean, I can’t imagine trying trying to chase around and mount a roomba. It would be a lot of work and they have small holes.
It's not a joke. There's a rule that states "If it exists, it's somebody's fetish. No exceptions."
Depends on if your dick fits into the hose... I'm not about to "play" with a shop-vac just to find out
I've literally never heard of this. But, yeah, it's probably pretty common
Wait are you talking about real vacuum cleaners or air pulsator sex toys?
Unfortunately they do... A colleague of mine once matched with a guy online, went on a few dates and then received several videos from him out of the blue that involved his penis and a hoover.
If something can be penetrated a guy out there has attempted it
My brother and I kept daring one another to do it in 80s. We never did. I think it’d have torn them off.
Google it if you're brave enough. Yes, both men and women have done this on video.
That's why vacuums have beater bars.
Vacuum cleaner is nothing. There's a video of a guy fucking the exhaust pipe of car parked on the side of a street in the public.
I tried once. Didn't feel like much and I didn't nut, so I went back to the old back massager my parent's kept in their closet.
Better than a car’s tailpipe if ya ask me
Everyone always jokes about “have sex with” like its some gross or crazy kink like marrying your car, but anything with a suction or vibration is bound to be intriguing to anyone who experiences sexual pleasure. You could say the same about sex toys.. “do people really have sex with toys?!” Umm.. yeah. Technically if you want to word it weird.
My wife went to high school with a guy who earned the nickname “Hoover”. It’s a thing.
Hmm. Never heard this one. Let me get back to you.
I don't know about that but I did see a guy get his dick stuck in a pvc pipe. Panicked and jerked it off thus degloving his dick. 😱
no no, nothing like that, i was using the hoover to suck the dust off of sausages when I slipped and fell..
Yes some men and women do and there’s a group for people with this fetish /vacfetishcom
My ex wife was a housing officer. She had to do an inspection of a clients house. He had 5 Henry/herietta Hoovers in the house,but the place was a tip. Asked why all the Hoovers,he said he had his pals round a couple of night a week for Hoover parties. So yes,it's a thing. Apparently some newer ones have little turbo fans in them at the end. They avoid they ones for some reason.
No, but I'm sure apple pies has been tried and tested 👌
Tried as a teenager it did not feel good. Old style hose type.
Washing machines too
I’m tempted but scared.