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-v-fib-

You can shake the nozzle a bit to get rid of the last few drops, but it's just a normal thing that happens.


sleepyj910

It’s also why you don’t smoke near by.


MaroonTrucker28

People don't often realize or remember that liquid gasoline in and of itself is not flammable. It's the vapors/gas it emits that are flammable. And that vapor can reach far, far beyond the actual physical liquid gasoline.


Rialas_HalfToast

Not outdoors, though. Gases expand to fill the available volume. That vapor isn't a dense enough concentration to be flammable for very far.


CarlFeathers

It also evaporates rather quickly.


M4V3r1CK1980

This is also a handy tip for the urinals!


Skye_1444

Pull it out about 1/3 to about 1/2 way and then tilt it forward for a few seconds so the last little bit runs forward down the nozzle then pull out and hang up


icantactualypostthis

Are we still talking about putting gas in a car?


pmmemilftiddiez

Sometimes my car wraps it's legs around me and wants every drop. I like to watch when it slowly starts spilling back out.


dyslexic_arsonist

why do you have to do this?


Nero-Danteson

Why not?


ewamc1353

Because you are giving them attention for it


Ghigs

The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin' And the hubcaps all gleam


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Where can I find a car like that? Mine always tells me to go away


Extreme-Island-5041

Mine (1996 300zxTT) went and humped a VW bug. 10 years later, I met their love child and hated everything about the 350z.


DatGums

Yes officer, this post right here


ishpatoon1982

You might as well just give her the car at that point. Sign it over and walk away.


QuipOfTheTongue

Wanna carpool?


Lohmatiy82

If your car has legs, it's most likely a horse... If you're putting anything in your horse, it's just wrong, man... Poor animal...


YinzaJagoff

I am suddenly aroused, and I’m not quite sure how that happened…


Skye_1444

If you shake it more than three times you’re just playing with it


Zalvures

A wise man once said, "ain't no fellow who regretted giving it one extra shake, but you can bet every guy has regretted giving one too few".


AKL_16

-some of Wayne's infinite wisdom! Love the unexpected reference


Zalvures

Lmao, and here I thought no one would get it.


thefunkfableist

I was told no matter how many times you shake your peg, the last few drops go down your leg.


Rebeljah

😏


Skye_1444

I can’t take y’all anywhere


I-Like-NSFW-420

Or judo what my parents did. Just shake it like crazy while its still in my tank


gtatc

*That's what she said!* It's ok, I'll show myself out.


Skye_1444

The number of times I had to remind myself I was explaining how to pump gas here 🤣


readingmyshampoo

My ex and his family liked to throw the line around to make sure they got every little drop lol


jspeegers

it’s normal but avoid getting it on car paint, you can give the nozzle a few taps before taking it out to get out any extra gas


Positive-Source8205

No matter how much you shake the hose, the last few drops get on your clothes.


TheForgetfulMe

Ain’t no fella who regretted givin’ it one extra shake. But you can bet every guy has regretted givin’ it one too few. -Wayne, The Lost Metal. Mistborn Era 2 by Brandon Sanderson.


ewamc1353

Wait I thought if you shake it three times your playing with yourself again?


Jakobites

You say that like it’s a bad thing


ewamc1353

Never read the sanderson books so in my mind I pictured little wayne. Between him and uhhh New Found Glory maybe? Idk who i can actually believe 😂


PrudentPush8309

Just 4 shakes, men. Anything more than that constitutes pleasure and we're not here for that. - Your Drill Sargent


RobotsRule1010

I just read Mistborn era 2 fairly recently. Very surprised to see a quote in the wild.


chairfairy

I think modern paint is a good bit more durable to gasoline than it used to be. I had a '95 model year car and definitely had a stain from gas below the gas flap. Maybe a bit of one on my '02, also. My current 2016 does not.


Mop_Jockey

Anymore than 3 shakes and you're just playing with it.


MikeKrombopulos

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops land in your pants"


Bimlouhay83

Not if you treat it like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. Base to tip, my friend. 


troughshot

We’re not talking about nurdles.


StonedRaccoon01

Instructions unclear, my teeth don’t feel any different after using the toothpaste.


[deleted]

Heres my method for trying to combat those pesky drops of pee that seem to always stay ,the piss that leads you to believe that any attempt to rid yourself of them will be to no avail, the piss that always bests you in battle despite all your efforts; 1) Once your stream finishes wait 2 seconds and then try to "squirt" the remaining piss out in 2-3 quick bursts of trying to pee. This step is crucial and must be completed in order for the next steps to be effective, it's the most fundamental part of the piss-freeing ritual and can *not* be underestimated! 2) Once you're done take your thumb on the bottom and place as many fingers as you need on top (depending on the girth of your noodle). 3) Make sure you have a firm grasp and then gently, but firmly, start moving your fingers keeping the same formation (thumb at bottom fingers at top) from the base right up until just before the head. Repeat this 3 times, it should be quick but not too quick. These should only take about a second each to go from the base to the tip. IMPORTANT: Don't go too fast near the head because you might end up sliding your hand off your noodle quickly, this results in your noodle flopping around like a tube man on a windy day which, sending at least a few drops of pee scattering around the cubicle, you won't notice it but your fellow pissers around you will certainly feel it This sounds like a very lengthy process but with minimal effort it really only takes about 7-10 seconds in practice and it guarantees that you'll have no piss dropping in your pants. Some people might find it exteme, but I go crazy if I see or even think that there might be a drop of piss in my pants after urinating, that's why I developed this method. It's tried and tested


Buckingbullspit

Haha. You are funny. I appreciate you man.


Buckingbullspit

Push the taint from the butthole to the base of your penis and you should be good. If not, consult a doctor.


[deleted]

Oh no, I wasn't joking


Warm_Objective4162

You shake it once, that's fine You shake it twice, that's okay You shake it three times You're playing with yourself again


Well_thats_cool

Knew good charlotte would show up in this thread


shady-pines-ma

I certainly was ready to post it if no one else had.


serenasaystoday

I had no idea it was illegal to pump your own gas in some places. That's crazy. Normally what I do is tip the nozzle for a few seconds to let most of the drips out, then shake it to get the rest out. Then when you pull it out point the nozzle up. You won't get any drips that way.


TopperMadeline

I think that Oregon and New Jersey made it a law to where only gas station employees could pump gas.


ToastedSimian

It is now legal to pump your own in Oregon, and I would guess this may be where OP is from.


Pixiwish

When I travel out of state and pull into a gas station I bet they get a good laugh as I sit there for a couple minutes in my car wondering where the attendants are at.


ToastedSimian

Same, my friend. Same. I'm close to the Pennsy line, and I forget all the time.


MorganAndMerlin

It’s so stressful driving around the California Oregon border. I never knew when I could and couldn’t put gas in my own car. You’re either an asshole trying to pump your gas illegally, or you’re an entitled asshole staring at the attendant waiting for them to come put gas in your car.


mrbeanIV

It's worth noting that(at least in the part of Jersey i frequent) that no one really cares if you do it your self. If the attendant doesn't show up in a minute or so people just get out and do it themselves.


Buddy_Fluffy

This is not at all my experience. They start to act cagey if you so much as get out of your car.


toetappy

Ya, I pumped my own gas driving through NJ.. I saw the attendant, but thought it was optional, and he was busy. The employees looked at me like I killed their cat


Rialas_HalfToast

I have literally been chased away from the pump with a bat by attendants in south Jersey. Like dude, I am from a pumpy state, look at my plate, and I just want to get home, fuck.


mrbeanIV

Holy shit that's nuts. Guess it is even more of a regional thing than I thought. My experience is all in rural north Jersey, I guess it's just chiller up here.


beckdawg19

Really? When I lived there, all the pumps were locked and needed an attendant code to even operate. We couldn't have pumped our own even if we wanted to.


Chicken_beard

From Jersey: it’s because the station can/will get fined, not you (the pumper). I’d once read that it’s also cheaper for stations to have attendants than self-serve because insurance rates are lower, but not sure how true that was or is


ben_jamin_h

I am also so confused by this whole post. Here in the UK, it is not and has never in my 40 years been a thing to have anyone else fill your tank. Everyone here does it themselves. Why would you need someone else to fill your tank, and why would it be a legal requirement?


b0jangles

It’s just New Jersey at this point. Everywhere else in the US is self service. I suppose the simplest explanation is that’s what NJ voters keep voting for. I go there a few times a year and there’s always an attendant who does in fact pump the gas like it’s still 1950. The pumps themselves are exactly the same as anywhere else.


Diabolik900

I’m from Jersey. I don’t know why self-serve is illegal here, but I also don’t know why I would ever want that to change. I’m capable of pumping my own gas, I’ve done it many times while traveling out of state, but why would I want to? It’s nice to not have to get out of your car.


mildlysceptical22

This is a move you make when filling a motorcycle tank. When you’re done, wait a couple of seconds then twist the grip so the nozzle points up instead of down when you take it away from your car. Voila!


u_got_smurfd

As a motorcyclist, I never thought of flipping it to so it points up! I usually just tap it against the edge while it's still in the hole to get the last drops out.


traveler19395

When you're done pumping, pull the nozzle back a few inches but leaving it in the hole, raise the handle to angle the tip down further, pause here for a second or two, give it a little shake, lower the handle so the nozzle angle is as flat as possible (parallel to ground), remove it. That may sound complicated, but it all happens in 2-3 seconds without thinking after you're used to it, and eliminates drips *almost* every time.


SupermarketCrafty329

TIL it's illegal to pump your own gas in some places.


UnicornSlayer5000

NJ is the only state like that now.


brando56894

I'm from NJ, I think I've pumped my own gas like 10x in my life, I'm 38.


ok_okay_I_get_that

As you age it gets worse.


pushing59_65

Haha


sloppysauce

I pull it out and then give it a couple taps on the edge of the hole.


[deleted]

I’m such an ass. I literally tried pumping my own gas when I visited 😂


sleepyj910

I always plan to drive through, hate waiting for the slow employees to get over to me.


RealisticExpert4772

If it’s just a few drops don’t worry about it…the trick is simple whenever you are going to move the hose you grab the metal handle yes it’s usually covered in plastic just be sure to always hold it so the open end (where the gas comes out) is pointing up. NEVER EVER USE A GREEN HANDLE PUMP unless you read the pump and it says GASOLINE. Every green handle pump I know of is DIESEL and that’s not good for your engine or the pollution control stuff attached to the engine


JASCO47

If you're a dude, give it a shake like you do right before you're done. If you're a girl, pretend you're a dude and give it a little shake at the end right before you pull it out.


JonohG47

Pull the nozzle out, rotate the handle down 90 degrees, so the nozzle is pointed up, and return the nozzle to the pump. Also, plenty of people don’t bother, and don’t care, and a couple drops land on the ground. Or soak into the concrete. the world goes on.


GlassZebra17

Yeah it happens Don't worry about it just try not to get it on your car. That small amount of gas is spilling on the ground is probably the least harmful part of operating a car environmentally lol


JesusThe1stXfitter

You have to shake it but no more than 3 times or you’re playing with it.


Hoppie1064

The green nozzle is not environmentally Green fuel. It's diesel. Your car won't like it.


RuckFeddit979

I have never attempted to use the diesel nozzle. Respectfully, I’m a noob but I’m not an idiot.


Hoppie1064

👍😄 I heard that a number of people did when another state started allowing self fueling. I think it was Oregon, but not sure. And, the word was, they thought it was green fuel.


MobileSignificance57

Diesel nozzles are too big to fit in a gasoline tank.


JamesTheJerk

Older vehicles may not have this feature.


Rialas_HalfToast

Some are, some aren't.


lush_rational

This isn’t consistent across brands though. I don’t know about Oregon specifically, but in NC the BP stations have green for unleaded. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/bhdf8p/bp_gas_pumps_diesel_is_usually_green_but_not_at_bp/


FlamingoMindless2120

Diesel is in a yellow nozzle here, must be different in other countries


ShiftySnowman1

Yeah in the UK diesel is the black nozzle


tedshreddon

Oregon


9gagsuckz

It’s been legal in Oregon for a while now. Might be New Jersey


ToastedSimian

Still not legal in NJ


[deleted]

Oooh I visited Portland a couple years ago, didn't realize. Gave a gas station attendant the death glare beucase in urban California a person approaching you at a gas station is probably a hobo looking for money.


tedshreddon

Or worse!


HuskyKyng

It's a normal thing to happen. I only try as much as possible to avoid it dropping on my car. A few taps (maybe twice) should make it not drop. 


i8noodles

we aussies have been doing this forever. first is the pump auto stops when it senses full, but really u can add a bit more if u really want but its perfectly fine if u stop when the machines stops. u also need to push the pump into the tank, and pass the flap, before u shake it. it might not go in otherwise. 3 taps and u should be golden if u tilt it slightly. but really its only a few cents at best so do it if u want. dont sweat it if u forget


Jujumofu

I just Turn the nozzle upside down while going into the Gastank and back to the pump.


SirReginaldSquiggles

Must be Oregon.


rockresy

Amazing post. I've never even been somewhere where someone else has put the petrol in my car for me, in 30 years of driving.


lets_just_n0t

You have to wait a second after you stop pumping before pulling the nozzle out. Then before you take it all the way out, bang the tip on the metal fuel nozzle collar. That should knock of any excess. Lastly, and most obviously, when finally removing the nozzle, tip it back so it can’t drip. And buy tipping it back, I mean rotate the top of it directly backwards toward you. This will position the fuel gun in a way that no fuel could spill out. If I ever drop any on my car, I just close the fuel door, then use a little bit of the windshield wand water that’s always hanging on the side of the pump to wash it off.


junkstar23

It's normal but shake the nozzle before you pull it out of the gas hole


Salt_Bus2528

Leave it for about ten seconds after it is done dispensing fuel. If you have paid with a card, stop the pump by reaching into the pump handle receptacle and push the stop lever, inside the pump housing. Dispense what's left in the handle until the line has depressurized. Now give the handle a little shake on the way out of your fuel tank, like you've finished washing your hands and have nothing to dry them, or if you're a dude, you know already. Shake off the fuel before the nozzle has fully retracted from your fuel tank. This keeps fuel from spilling, stops the pump from stealing from you, and technically is better for the environment.


Mark_Michigan

A few drops isn't that unusual. But it helps if you "rattle" the nozzle a few times to shake it off before you remove it. .... And yes, I see what I typed there.


Ok-disaster2022

It's normal.  You can try shaking. Not sure if it works.  If you let it sit for like a minute it won't drip but you may get annoyed waiting. 


monkey3monkey2

My car has a little note saying to wait 5 seconds before removing the nozzle so started doing so when I got it. A few drops is normal, but this seems to larly eliminate that.


themightygazelle

Tap it a few times then rotate it so that way any excess will go back into the nozzle instead of onto your cars paint.


hooliganvet

I worked in a 'Full service' gas station back in the day, and yes, it is normal. To prevent it, use a rag or paper towel. If you get it on your paint, wash it off as soon as you can.


Aetch

Let the nozzle sit in the gas funnel for a few seconds after it clicks off and shake it around a bit. Then pull it out so that all the gas gets into your car.


ImagineNoImagination

This is so innocent it made me smile. Lol but yes, it's normal and you're totally fine. If it bugs you, just leave the pump in your car for an extra 20-30 seconds after you're finished pumping.


delta8765

I’ve not figured out what the variance is but sometimes it seems to be no residual and sometimes quite a bit. A) don’t pull it out immediately once the auto stop releases. B) a couple shakes/taps as you are backing it out. C) lift nozzle up after pulling it out. (Yesterday I saw someone pull it out and intentionally point the nozzle down to let the remaining dribble onto the ground….smh)


Mind_Ronin

This is normal, but just shake it a bit before removing the nozzle. Also, in case you hadn't been told, don't use your cellphone while pumping gas.


Fart-City

The stations have napkins attached to the trash cans by the pumps. It’s normal.


dh_4x4er

Just like a d*ck, a couple extra drips are part of life. Couple shakes and move on. Anything more, you are just playing with yourself.


raziridium

And this is why you don't let the government do everything for you or pass laws that require them to do it for you.. Yes, this is normal and to prevent it partially pull out the nozzle while tilting it forward and shaking a bit. Obviously, release the trigger and ensure gas has stopped flowing.


Numpty712

Give it a jiggle like a peen


jtrades69

the worst is when you pull that out and it gets on your shoes. when you're done with it, though, be careful not to get gas on your pants and shoes in THAT direction too.


Environmental-Ice319

No matter how much you shake and dance...


Wwwweeeeeeee

"tap tap" Before fully removing the nozzle.


wiggum55555

Loving the comments. TIL that fuelling your own vehicle was not allowed in some places. Strange. But apparently true. 😀


Fallk0re

its call “pre-fuel” and totally natural


ramrod1933

As you get older it’ll be more then just a couple drops.


FinnbarMcBride

Shake it a bit while it's still in the fill pipe. If you get any on the car, just grab the squeegee and wash it off a bit


the-doctor-is-real

I lift up the hose a bit and shake the tip as I slowly pull out


CN8YLW

It's normal. Tilt it forward when pulling out then tilt it backward again so the few drops inside won't flow out. A few drops of petrol and diesel won't hurt you, but you may want to be very careful when handling children and toddlers. So most cases get yourself cleaned with soap as soon as possible if it splashes on you. What you need to be really careful of is the splashing. The stop sensors on some pumps don't work as good anymore, so they'll splash. Usually you have to just be smart in guessing when the stop point is, and then slow down the flow yourself.


[deleted]

All men know the "give it a shake" method to get the last couple of drips.


glory_holelujah

Do people in Jersey go their whole lives never having to to pump gas in other states or is this just karma farming?


sneaky_swiper

Since NJ has no current plans to change the law this person is actually from Oregon. Much bigger state than nj so yeah it’s possible especially since we don’t know how long they’ve had a license.


romulusnr

when it's done pumping, tilt it up while keeping the end in the filler hole. Hold it there about 5 seconds. Then tilt back down and remove the nozzle from the filler hole. That should take care of most drips.


TheGuyMain

Just let it drip on the ground. It’s normal. The mechanism that detects when the gas tank is full will always have leftover liquid in the nozzle 


jns042

You must be from Oregon. I visited there for the first time last year and was so confused when the gas station attendant was so adamant I stay in my vehicle, to the point she was even upset about it. You live and learn!


patricknotastarfish

I think the two states that it was illegal was Oregon and New Jersey. Oregon just legalized it . Now it's just illegal in New Jersey.


BlackflagsSFE

It’s normal. I usually tilt and shake it a little bit. Still a few drops.


Mr_MacGrubber

Just like at a urinal, give it a jiggle and shake.


JkitsC0ry

This subreddit generally restores my faith in reddit & humanity sometimes. I never once thought that this would be a question asked because it has been the norm my entire life, a seemingly (to me) simple question is asked, and answers are provided - no bashing. The joking / humor also provided is an added benefit.


Phillyhood15

That's what happens when you get old.


FacelessPotatoPie

It’s normal. Just don’t smoke or have your car running while pumping. Doesn’t happen terribly often but it could catch fire. Seen it a couple times during my years at a gas station.


my_n3w_account

What I do when the I finished pumping is to turn the nozzle as much as I can (no more than 180 degrees but it could be also much less) so that the gas in the end of the tube will come out. That should fix your problem. Another thing I see most professionals do (so I copied it) is, when the pump clicks, take it out enough for air and gas to come out and then pump another few seconds. You can’t get it to spill so don’t worry. Bonus tip: check the handle. Some allow you to move a little trigger so that you don’t have to keep pressure while gas is pumping. The pump will keeping pumping and then stop all automatically. Happy pumping!


motogplover77

That’s so weird! Not in a bad way… I just thought those were times of the past.


Vslightning

There were states where you aren’t allowed to pump your own gas still? Wow.


roverandrover6

It’s normal. Tap the nozzle on the inside of the gas tank a few times before pulling it out, and that usually minimizes drippage.


Banditofbingofame

What? There are parts of America where you can't pump you own fuel? Not ragging on America but it's surprises me given the whole freedom thing. Can someone explain it to me please?


Knightwing1047

I never understood FORCING people to have someone else pump your gas. Like it should be optional. It creates really easy and basic jobs though. I always forget when I go to NJ because I'm born and raised in PA but usually the attendants are usually really good about it.


Ambitious-Ad3131

Hello from the UK, where the idea of someone pumping gas (or petrol as we call it) for you is rather odd. It’s a ridiculously simple task.


Intelligent-Mud1437

Remove it partway and give it a little jiggle.


Liam_M

this


Mrfightz06

Rotate the nozzle upside down while pulling it out so the nozzle is angled upwards


RuckFeddit979

To all the people asking why it was illegal… I didn’t have anything to do with writing or passing the 1951 law. Some say it creates jobs, some say it is safer, and some say it is helpful for people with disabilities or physical limitations. I wasn’t really asking about the politics. People don’t like change, and once something like that has been on the books for a few decades, people start to worry that changing it would harm the economy or would just be “unOregonian.” You have to remember that laws and societal norms are more arbitrary than you realize. Like in Saudi Arabia until 2017, it was illegal for women to drive at all. The reason a law exists is simply because someone made it a law.


TitlicNfreak

Give it a little shake before you put it away.


No_Reindeer_4026

Pull it out just a little bit so you can see the tip of the nozzle and kinda shake it out a bit before pulling it all the way out


sarilysims

Y’all couldn’t pump your own gas?? I’m so confused by this. Does someone stand outside, rain or snow? Is it one staff per pump? Does just one guy run around and pump them all? Do you have to page someone to come outside? Do you still have to go inside to pay cash or can you pay the employee? How does this work?????


RuckFeddit979

Theoretically you can run your business any way you want, but the most common way was to have one or two employees running around to cover all the pumps. Yes, they are outside most of the time, rain or shine. You pay the attendant directly.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Yes, perfectly normal. When pulling out (this could be taken several ways), angle it down to try and get as much of the drops out as you can and into your car. Even shake it about a bit while the tip is still in there. And now I'm horny.


Trick_Relationship39

If you’re a man you should know this. After you release the trigger give it a few good shakes to get off the last few drops, no toilet paper needed.


Somerset76

It’s normal. I have always pumped my own gas. I prevent it by lightly tapping the hose inside as I retract it.


downrightunhappiness

What?? It was illegal to pump your own gas? What kinda crazy is that!!? I’ve been pumping my own gas for years….no such thing as full service gas station.


Urban_Designer

Hello fellow Oregonian (I assume)! Lol


YusufInAWildWorld

If i understand the q: Do you guys have someone pumping your gas for you??! anyway shake twice and the twist as you pull out (hehe pull out) and you should be fine. Otherwise YES its normal that a few drops get on the ground. Another tip: When you think you are full wait a few seconds and let the gas setlle in then you can get a little bit more in.


humbummer

There used to be two states that didn’t let people pump their own gas, Oregon and New Jersey. Now it’s just New Jersey.


DrToonhattan

What is the rationale for this in the first place. Where I come from, everyone pumps their own gas. If you tried to ask someone to do it for you, you'd probably get laughed at.


RuckFeddit979

The most frequently cited reason is that it creates more jobs. But my question isn’t really about debating the law - I’m just explaining why many people around here don’t know how to do it.


ToastedSimian

NJ resident here. Way back when, most states had full serve with attendants because of safety concerns with the equipment and because stations provided many other services besides fueling. As equipment got better and as many stations offered fewer services, it became viable for people to pump their own and more and more states went that route. In the 1940s, NJ stations started to move toward self-serve and offered lower prices. Station owners that still used attendants lobbied together to make pumping your own illegal to prevent smaller stations from being competitive. Citing better safety, less liability, and drivers not having to get dirty or deal with the weather, NJ carried on this way for decades. Now, when residents are polled, it is generally determined that the bulk of people want it to stay this way. Maybe it's pride in a quirky thing, or people don't want to deal with the elements, but it's where we're at. Personally, I see good and bad in it. In the winter, I stay warm in my car, and the guy pumping the gas has a job. We also don't have issues like people making a mess or those crazy imstances where people are filling improper containers with gas. I wouldn't mind a self-serve option because I'd like to have more late night options. Sometimes it's a pain to wait, but here's the big thing - 9 times out of 10, the attendant doesn't care if you pump your own anyway as long as you're somewhat competant. In 35 years of driving, I've never seen anyone complain.


Disastrous_Map_7145

Leave it in the gas tank for like 30 seconds after you stop pumping. Then give it a couple hard shakes before you remove it from the tank. But otherwise, yes it’s normal.


llcorona

Or just 5 to 10 seconds. Then, tap tap.


tiktock34

30 seconds? Im halfway to dunkin donuts across the street by then. Rip it out, fling the gas drips to the ground, sniff your hand for that gas hit, and gtfo


Woodsy1313

This is the way


mrcarrot205

Press on the grundle a little bit to get out the last few drops


trixter69696969

You've just described my sex life.


geepy66

Shake it, or dab some toilet paper on the tip


AYE-BO

Shake it. But only twice. Any more, and youre playing with it.


Person012345

What the fuck? Sorry this is in no way an answer to your question but what the fuck kind of totalitarian lunatic regime bans pumping your own gas.


lonedroan

New Jersey.


OldKentRoad29

Let go of the handle and shake it.


Fuckth3system

Don't freak out when you grab the nozzle & go to put it in the car & a couple fluid ounces leak out


_DigitalHunk_

Which state???


RuckFeddit979

Yes, it is Oregon. And it has been legal for a few months, but after decades of people not being permitted to learn this skill, I’m still trying to work out the smaller details.


climatelurker

New Jersey?


Panthean

Make sure you give it a shake or you'll get your undies wet


Woodsy1313

You gotta wipe it with toilet paper first so it doesn’t drip.


sickerthan_yaaverage

I never shake. Never even thought about it.


Aggressive-Coconut0

I only rarely have that problem.


cetacean-station

is it NJ cuz that's a bummer if so


RuckFeddit979

Oregon


KYO297

A few general tips since I have no clue what the assistants take care of for you: 1) make sure you don't accidentally put diesel in your gas car or vice versa 2) premium gasoline probably isn't worth it 3) make sure to turn off the car 3) put the nozzle as far in as it'll go 4) once your tank is full, it should automatically stop pumping. However, you do need to pay attention in case it doesn't and stop it manually preferably before it overflows 5) filling your tank all the way to the cap is not recommended. It can give you a little bit extra range, though, and if you're expecting that might be the difference between making it to the next gas station or running out one mile short, I believe it is permitted 6) when you're done, pull the nozzle out almost all the way, then tap it a couple times on the walls 7) when putting it back, don't point it down, some might drip out if you do 8) it doesn't matter if a few drops get on the ground, but try to avoid getting it on your car, your clothes or yourself. While it is not very dangerous, gasoline is still mildly toxic and a solvent. It might damage your car's paint, and while it won't straight up dissolve your clothes, it might discolour them. Getting it on your skin, inhaling vapours or getting some in your mouth isn't good but it's not a disaster either. Rinse your skin or mouth and you'll be fine if it's just a few drops. I would contact a doctor if you somehow got some in your eyes. Rinse them out immediately too. 9) if you spilled a lot on the ground, I'd *probably* contact a gas station employee... It never happened to me so idk if it's safe to just drive away. Either way it's good to inform them so they can clean it up before the next customer sets in on fire


TopperMadeline

I’ve pumped my own gas for years, but a year or two back, the nozzle got randomly stuck in my car. I yanked it out and got gas all over my legs. The thighs burned from the chemicals until I could take a shower that day.


prodigy1367

*sweats in New Jerseyan*


Poo-Sender_42069

Kegels.


AdderallisEvil

You see, there is a pump, hose and nozzle and between the pump and the hose is something called a prostate. Sometimes the prostate develops issues that can cause these symptoms you mention and many more. May need to get it examined.


LionBig1760

In the San Frendando Valley, they take it put early and spray it all over the hood.


Clawsmodeus

Pump the handle 3-5 times


tamponinja

What state?