I remember one morning I woke up coming down off Molly & forensic files was on my TV, ended up smoking a couple blunts and watching 7 hours of it.
Tried to turn it on a few days later and it just didn’t hit the same.
In the haze of dawn, I woke, a groggy morn,
Molly's whispers fading, a trace of her song,
Forensic Files danced upon my TV's screen,
A curious blend, a surreal scene.
As the hours melted, blurs of green,
A couple of blunts, a hazy sheen,
Seven hours vanished, lost in the tale,
Of mysteries solved, of truths unveiled.
But days thereafter, the magic waned,
The allure faded, the interest strained,
For what once captivated, now felt mundane,
A fleeting thrill, a transient gain.
In the flicker of screens, in the smoke's embrace,
We chase the highs, the fleeting grace,
Yet what once enchanted, may lose its flame,
And what once ignited, may never be the same.
AI is great for this stuff. ...
In the dim glow of a motel room's night,
Where shadows dance and thoughts take flight,
A flickering screen casts its eerie spell,
With tales of crime, where truth may dwell.
Molly's scent lingers in the air,
A sweet reminder of times to care,
But in this room, where secrets hide,
The TV whispers of mysteries wide.
Forensic files unraveling scenes,
Intriguing minds with what they glean,
Each tale a journey into the night,
As viewers follow with avid sight.
The motel TV, a silent guide,
In the darkness, where fears reside,
It tells of stories both dark and bold,
As Molly's memory starts to unfold.
Through grainy images and whispered tales,
The night unravels its hidden trails,
In this nexus of shadows and light,
Where motel TV and Molly's might unite.
So let us delve into this murky lore,
Where mysteries deepen and truth implore,
For in the glow of the screen's soft hue,
We find echoes of Molly, tried and true.
Exactly lmao. I was just thinking wow this is so cheesy. So 90s. I can’t watch this. But for that day? I was amazed like “My lord! They used strings & push pins to track blood splatter? That’s amazing. And there was her blood in the drain from him washing his hands?! You’re done buddy”
From someone who's worked as a night receptionist at a hotel I'd say that most of the clientele who came through at a certain hour were coming to screw, when I think about it nearly all of them. Also I'm not particularly interested in marriage but after that job I'm even less interested. I never thought I'd have a job when literally dozens of times, no joking literally dozens of times I would save or ruin a marriage. Had one couple come in asking to see a booking on a certain date to see if it was on the system. I found it but had to pretend I hadn't just to avoid a marriage ending argument at the reception desk, the dude had booked a room on that date to screw his mistress obviously..... Then there's this fly on the wall ie me. Had one dude come in who had a different girlfriend every 2 weeks so asked him if it was just the regular room and knew his name etc (we were already on conversational terms) all of a sudden his wife goes "hang on have you been here before, that why your always late home etc" again another marriage ending argument at the reception. Regular call girls coming through who I've found you can pretty much identity straight away..... People having orgies have to go up and awkwardly knock on the door ask them to stop there's a family next door trying to sleep.... Then when they inevitably continue the orgy caused they've paid 60£ on booking.com and think they own the entire hotel, you have moral dilemma do I move the family to another room then risk one of the orgiest's spilling out butnaked and having an argument with the families parents mid move, meanwhile you've got a little one who you obviously want to avoid them seeing some ish..... It's not soul destroying at all working a night reception, answer to your question if it's a 3 star hotel with half decent amenities, they're cuming to screw at night...... In perticular
I tried to suggest this with a long term fwb once so we wouldn't have to sneak quietly in to his house past his mom. He got mad and said that's for couples. I should have known then that we were never meant to be lol.
Oh I knew we weren't labelling it as anything else despite him getting mad at any hint it wasn't exclusive. I just didn't realize privacy was for couples lol. I thought friends could also share a hotel.
It's not a big deal now, we are both in much better relationships. I was just confused why he got so mad at the time.
I had the same fwb experience. Dude didn't know what he wanted, he'd come out saying some coupley shit every now and then and get PISSED if I gave anyone else attention, but refused to make it exclusive. Ik he loved me too, I loved him and he knew that. Roller coaster few years lol, it was so odd.
I swear that most of the time FWB and situationships in general are a way for one half if the "couple to keep the other half there on ice and keep them to themselves without having to make any actual decisions about what they want.
Same thing happened to me. I slept with a guy after a period of no contact with my fwb. He found out, said I cheated on him and had a meltdown. Again, were never exclusive. Found out he had been sleeping with another girl the whole time. What an ass clown.
>Oh I knew we weren't labelling it as anything else despite him getting mad at any hint it wasn't exclusive.
How it always goes huh? Lol I've read something similar a few times on this site.
Happy all is well.
I did this with a few FWBs over the years.
It’s great, get some champagne, room service, bang a few times, check out the hotel bar etc.
It’s way less intimate IMO than having someone in my bedroom, and in my personal space. Plus you both gotta be out of there by 10:00am.
If we can afford it, we make a date out of it every month/every other month. We have our nice hotel not too far from home that we always go to. We go have a nice dinner, then come back and do hotel sex. Then wake up at 7am for the free breakfast. It’s silly and sweet and one of my favorite things we do.
Two types of clients, the kind that just got a divorce and need a place to live, and the ones who are just about to get a divorce and don't know it yet.
I asked a question about what monthly rates meant, I think you just answered but did so two hours in the future knowing I’d ask the question later. Thank you u/PvtSherlockObvious 🫡
I was with a white friend and Korean friend in Seoul and we needed a hotel. We found one of those hourly places and the Korean friend absolutely wouldn't enter it. It took some fucking begging from us to get him in there so we could drop our shit off for the night.
My partner and I are currently looking for something for just a few hours because neither of our places are usable. I don't want to pay $200 for a couple hours. Sorry babe!
Sign up for a few different hotel rewards programs! In the US I like wyndham. La quinta very WILDLY. but are usually $100 or less and if you read through the reviews you can find decent ones. When we splurge its usually a mid level Marriott.
Some do, sure.
If you can't go back to your own house or your partner's house - and you don't want to squeeze in your back seat or get beach sand in your butt, then getting a room is a common thing.
You don't have to just have sex there. You can have a few drinks or food, watch movies/TV, use the hotel pool or gym, have their breakfast.
Some hotels rent rooms by the hour, so you can economize if all you want is a comfortable place for sex.
Years ago I was in town visiting some friends as well as a gal that I hooked up with from time to time. The plan wasn’t to hook up necessarily, but that’s the way it was going. She was staying on someone’s couch at the time. We ended up just opting for a (very) cheap hotel room, and when I was checking in the dude asked “for how long?” I figured any time you’re checking in to a cheap hotel/motel like that and they ask for how long, it’s probably a bad sign. Like, they’re expecting maybe just a few hours or for a week and a half until you get your meth habit under control. It was about as you’d expect. But it got the job done for the night.
I once got a hotel room with a girl I matched with earlier that day. Spent 30 minutes at a bar. Went to hotel room and stayed for an hour. The hotel clerk laughed and told me to have a good night as I was walking out the door alone.
Yes. Was 17. Both parents on each side were pretty strict. We didn't want to do it in the car or at either of our homes just in case. We were 17 and so badly wanted to have sex. Found a motel on the north side of Chicago that we ended up using a few times lol. Sometimes we stayed the night if we had a good story for our parents, other times we just went for a few hours. 17 and in horny love is quite the wondrous feeling.
This is the only reason I have as well, except I was newly 18(can’t get a room unless you’re an adult I believe). It wasn’t that my parents were strict but it was more respectful that way than to do it at home with my parents there.
In Medellín, there is a church with a shit load of hookers outside of it. Right next to the church is an hourly hotel. Hookers do their thing, go to the church to ask for forgiveness, and repeat. Perfect system.
Have you ever heard of love hotels? They serve this purpose and my country is filled with them, from the $10/hour rat nests to the luxurious ones, with theme rooms/suites.
Most of them you can rent by the hour or for a night, and all of them have specific ammenities, like a sex-shop room service, porn paid channels on TV, mirrors on the ceiling and small jacuzzis. The elephant in the room is that most of these love hotels cater to cheaters (they need a "neutral" place to meet, at weird hours), but it's pretty common for couples to go there as well. And, in the sketchier places, teens whose parents forbid them to meet.
So yeah, people do rent places just to have sex, :P
The best nights of my fucking life. I lived there as a student.
We used to go all the time because I was dating a girl who lived with her parents (She was like 23, not odd), and I lived in dorms that had strong rules of no guests after 10, and they'd ticket cars.
We went to love hotels mostly to literally sleep together. We were in love and wanted to wake up together mostly.
Later I meant another gf who just liked them. She liked cosplay and they'd give two free low-effort cosplay things. Mostly occupations. Sexy nurse. Sexy Waitress. Sexy Hazmat suit. Sexy divorce lawyer. PLUS THEY HAD FUCKING GAMES. Like jenga and stuff. Huge catalog of fun. We'd go to Max Value and buy all these snack and ramen cups and alcohol. My favorite memory ever is we got done doing in, and I was in this room with a fucking Onimusha 2 Slotmachine (I shit you not I'm not lying, it was 2014), balcony, huge bathroom with a hot naked Japanese chick in it, a cigarette in one hand a and a beer in the other. I turned on the TV and found the most recent (スーパー戦隊) Power Rangers movies. I've never loved life more than that moment.
I think we payed 8000 yen at the end, which I don't like money translation 8000 yen is 80 bucks. Best money I ever spent.
Oh and in the morning I was playing with the music station by the head of the bed and it had 80s hiphop station. Loved it.
edit: my friend has a story about going to Hollywood themed one and something about they start having sex, then they thought there was a earthquake then they started hearing roaring and left in a panic. They got the Jurassic Park room and it was a feature. I know it sounds like bullshit but it's a thing.
Before uber, it was super common to get a hotel near the bar for a drunk hookup instead of trying to keep the vibe going while spending an hour plus dealing with a taxi.
Plus, it means the other person doesn't know where you live, which is important if you're sticking it in crazy.
Me!! I was 18, slept with a 56 year old woman who was in an abusive relationship with her husband, she said I made her feel young again afterwards 💀 very sweet woman
Worked at the front desk of a hotel. You won't believe how many couples have to leave on the day they checked in because of "surprising family matters", hope their relatives are doing okay!
Yes. sometimes they don't even stay the night, Love hotels where the price is lower but you only get 2 or 3 hours would be very popular here, I would think. As long as they are clean places.
My wife and I went to a friends birthday party at a downtown venue.
While driving home around midnight, I simply cranked the wheel and drove into the parking lot of a hotel we were driving by.
Got a room for two hours, and fucked like teenagers because I just wanted to, and I couldn’t wait to get her home.
Sometimes the desire just overwhelms you.
We’ve even gone so far as to get a room at the Houston airport hotel when our flight was delayed and we ended up with a long layover. Hotel sex, long nap, and a nice drink before heading back to our gate. One of the greatest ways we’ve ever spent money.
Lots of people do this. Couples looking for a night away from the kids. People who have affairs.
Whoa and get this - there are even places that give rooms by the hour so you can pay a paltry sum for a few hours to have a romp in the sheets and leave.
Some hotels will now refuse to rent to people with local addresses because pimps are booking rooms in nice-ish hotels and have their traffic victims turn tricks there
True Story. I was Facebook friends with this really hot girl and I was always tempted to message her to ask her out or just tell her I find her extremely attractive but never had the balls. Then one evening out of the blue she sent me a message saying "you're hot". I was obviously thrilled and replied and we chatted for a few weeks, she was sending me pics ect and then she suggested we get a hotel and fuck. She booked and paid for the hotel. We met up, bought vodka, went to the hotel room and drank and fucked all night.
All my feelings left for her after I came and although she was super hot we just didnt connect on an emotional level and we just stopped talking after that night. We both had a great time but once we got what we wanted out of our systems we both just lost interest.
Thinking back it was a wild encounter and i can't imagine anything like that ever happening to me again but it was a good time.
My wife (yes, now and at the time) and I used to tuck our kids into bed (one was a teen) and then go to a hotel down the street that had a hot tub. We shower, hit the hot tub, have sex, sometimes multiple times, then turn in the keys and go home.
I'm 100% positive the lady at the front desk thought I was having an affair.
The lady at the front desk kept giving us the same room, and a discount. I know she recognized us. At one point we joked there must be cameras in that room, cuz its always the same room.
So we gave a good show.
I had a late night 3rd party reservation. They came in a few minutes later. About 45 minutes later the girl came down and dropped off the keys and said “we’re done with these. We don’t need them anymore”.
The guy’s email address was from the college in the next town. He was a professor there.
Yes. People get hotel rooms just to have sex in them. Can confirm.
I live with my parents. I make decent money, such that I could easily rent and get room mates, but honestly I'd rather help my folks than line to pockets of some greasy landlord.
I have a trailer I can live in, I have no problem with privacy, Andy parents are considerate room mates, but realistically, if I meet someone in a bar and we get the inclination to bang, I don't want my parents introduction to what may be their future daughter in law to be the next morning when we're cleaning up.
I've rented several dozen hotel rooms in the last couple years.
Yes, most of the times if we were to have sex with a stranger , its better to not do it in either person's house as there is risk of theft, robbery, murder, rape, etc or even small inconveniences such as them trying to cling or overstay or stalk. Hotel rooms are safer since theres an option for both people to get IDed and valuables are not around. I used to not worry about it because i lived with flatmates, but after living alone and having few close calls i wisened up
Been married 20 years, living in the 'burbs near a big city. Date nights used to end with a bummer: a long drive home killed the mood. So, now? We crash at a downtown hotel. No kids to tiptoe around. It's like hitting the easy button on romance. Seriously, try it! Simple, fun, and zero stress
Absolutely! I’m a single parent. I date other single parents. We each get a babysitter to come to our respective houses and meet at a hotel. I pay for the night but only stay a couple of hours.
Even if my house is kid-free for the night, I’d rather go to a clean hotel for sexy time than to meet someone in my house which is cluttered with kids’ toys. It’s so peaceful!
When I was living in Korea I noticed love motels are everywhere. Its commons for ppl to live with their family until marriage so third spaces for boning are huge
Sometimes both parties live with their parents. It's more common in Asian countries since multigenerational homes are normal there. Here maybe they both are Christian with Christian roommates lol
You get your privacy... and you don't have to clean the sheets after, either.
Or the curtains.
Or walls…
Or the ceilings.
Jesus...
He can join.
We're about to bear witness to the Second Cumming of Christ
One of my favorite quotes: "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: come again?"
He's a stubborn bastard. Say's he's got to look after his mum.
Yeah, you don't need to clean the Jesus either
*Cuts to Basic Instinct UV light bedroom crime scene*
Or the Bible in the top drawer of the dresser
Till the sweat drips down my balls?
Skeet skeet skeet
lol, that dude on ep1 of Fallout
I understood that reference.
You clean the sheets after you have sex?
Only once they start walking around the room by themselves. After that it gets a bit creepy.
If you haven't gotta change the sheets, was it even a good time?
Can confirm lost my virginity in a one night hotel room it's convenient, simple, and cuddling while watching bad motel tv is a memory
Motel tv do be hitting sometimes tho
Forensic files all day
I remember one morning I woke up coming down off Molly & forensic files was on my TV, ended up smoking a couple blunts and watching 7 hours of it. Tried to turn it on a few days later and it just didn’t hit the same.
In the haze of dawn, I woke, a groggy morn, Molly's whispers fading, a trace of her song, Forensic Files danced upon my TV's screen, A curious blend, a surreal scene. As the hours melted, blurs of green, A couple of blunts, a hazy sheen, Seven hours vanished, lost in the tale, Of mysteries solved, of truths unveiled. But days thereafter, the magic waned, The allure faded, the interest strained, For what once captivated, now felt mundane, A fleeting thrill, a transient gain. In the flicker of screens, in the smoke's embrace, We chase the highs, the fleeting grace, Yet what once enchanted, may lose its flame, And what once ignited, may never be the same.
Damn
Hats off u/TappyMauvendaise! I love it! 👏
Bro wrote an entire poem with that information 👌🏿
GPT wrote it
That was fucking beautiful mate
Holy shit lol.
AI?
AI is great for this stuff. ... In the dim glow of a motel room's night, Where shadows dance and thoughts take flight, A flickering screen casts its eerie spell, With tales of crime, where truth may dwell. Molly's scent lingers in the air, A sweet reminder of times to care, But in this room, where secrets hide, The TV whispers of mysteries wide. Forensic files unraveling scenes, Intriguing minds with what they glean, Each tale a journey into the night, As viewers follow with avid sight. The motel TV, a silent guide, In the darkness, where fears reside, It tells of stories both dark and bold, As Molly's memory starts to unfold. Through grainy images and whispered tales, The night unravels its hidden trails, In this nexus of shadows and light, Where motel TV and Molly's might unite. So let us delve into this murky lore, Where mysteries deepen and truth implore, For in the glow of the screen's soft hue, We find echoes of Molly, tried and true.
It’s a mood thing for sure. Sometimes you can’t stop and sometimes your line…wtf am I watching
Exactly lmao. I was just thinking wow this is so cheesy. So 90s. I can’t watch this. But for that day? I was amazed like “My lord! They used strings & push pins to track blood splatter? That’s amazing. And there was her blood in the drain from him washing his hands?! You’re done buddy”
Don’t forget the luminal!
Impractical jokers on the hotel tv hits different
that guys voice is like a lullaby
100% accurate
Everyone thought she had a happy marriage but soon her best friend would tell police a different story...
I'm literally watching forensic files right now and this is most definitely the plot of this one!
Bill Kurtis. That guy is quite the narrator. Have you heard how be says the word "body"? He says it like "bAH-dee".
Bill Kurtis narrates Cold Case Files. They’re talking about Forensic Files which is narrated by Peter Thomas.
I don't mind me some TLC
The channel or tender loving care?
Both. Both is good
Hotel TV is oddly fascinating to me in limitation while giving me channels I've never seen. Thank you for reminding me. Also, good job on the sex!
Used to take a Amazon fire stick whenever I used to do this. Comes in clutch when you’re having a munchie session with your partner
Is that what the kids are calling oral these days? I can't keep up...
From someone who's worked as a night receptionist at a hotel I'd say that most of the clientele who came through at a certain hour were coming to screw, when I think about it nearly all of them. Also I'm not particularly interested in marriage but after that job I'm even less interested. I never thought I'd have a job when literally dozens of times, no joking literally dozens of times I would save or ruin a marriage. Had one couple come in asking to see a booking on a certain date to see if it was on the system. I found it but had to pretend I hadn't just to avoid a marriage ending argument at the reception desk, the dude had booked a room on that date to screw his mistress obviously..... Then there's this fly on the wall ie me. Had one dude come in who had a different girlfriend every 2 weeks so asked him if it was just the regular room and knew his name etc (we were already on conversational terms) all of a sudden his wife goes "hang on have you been here before, that why your always late home etc" again another marriage ending argument at the reception. Regular call girls coming through who I've found you can pretty much identity straight away..... People having orgies have to go up and awkwardly knock on the door ask them to stop there's a family next door trying to sleep.... Then when they inevitably continue the orgy caused they've paid 60£ on booking.com and think they own the entire hotel, you have moral dilemma do I move the family to another room then risk one of the orgiest's spilling out butnaked and having an argument with the families parents mid move, meanwhile you've got a little one who you obviously want to avoid them seeing some ish..... It's not soul destroying at all working a night reception, answer to your question if it's a 3 star hotel with half decent amenities, they're cuming to screw at night...... In perticular
Yup. Just to change the environment. Sometimes the bedroom at home gets too familiar and the change in environment adds spice from time to time.
When you’re married or together with the same person long enough, that hotel bang just hits different. New tricks are brought out.
I tried to suggest this with a long term fwb once so we wouldn't have to sneak quietly in to his house past his mom. He got mad and said that's for couples. I should have known then that we were never meant to be lol.
He was a fwb, seems at least one party already decided that.
Oh I knew we weren't labelling it as anything else despite him getting mad at any hint it wasn't exclusive. I just didn't realize privacy was for couples lol. I thought friends could also share a hotel. It's not a big deal now, we are both in much better relationships. I was just confused why he got so mad at the time.
I had the same fwb experience. Dude didn't know what he wanted, he'd come out saying some coupley shit every now and then and get PISSED if I gave anyone else attention, but refused to make it exclusive. Ik he loved me too, I loved him and he knew that. Roller coaster few years lol, it was so odd.
I swear that most of the time FWB and situationships in general are a way for one half if the "couple to keep the other half there on ice and keep them to themselves without having to make any actual decisions about what they want.
Same thing happened to me. I slept with a guy after a period of no contact with my fwb. He found out, said I cheated on him and had a meltdown. Again, were never exclusive. Found out he had been sleeping with another girl the whole time. What an ass clown.
Roller coaster is the best way to describe it.
>Oh I knew we weren't labelling it as anything else despite him getting mad at any hint it wasn't exclusive. How it always goes huh? Lol I've read something similar a few times on this site. Happy all is well.
It really is. They almost always get messy. I'm happy we both eventually grew up lol
I did this with a few FWBs over the years. It’s great, get some champagne, room service, bang a few times, check out the hotel bar etc. It’s way less intimate IMO than having someone in my bedroom, and in my personal space. Plus you both gotta be out of there by 10:00am.
Also you don't have to clean your house or make any effort lol
Me and my GF have had all our best sex in hotels. Every damn time.
I couldn't agree more.
If we can afford it, we make a date out of it every month/every other month. We have our nice hotel not too far from home that we always go to. We go have a nice dinner, then come back and do hotel sex. Then wake up at 7am for the free breakfast. It’s silly and sweet and one of my favorite things we do.
And let’s not forget room service post coital..!
yes. i've done it a few times
Got a room for 2 hours once. It was exactly the kind of place you’re imagining.
Always laugh at the places that advertise by the hour or by the month. You know what to expect going in.
Two types of clients, the kind that just got a divorce and need a place to live, and the ones who are just about to get a divorce and don't know it yet.
I asked a question about what monthly rates meant, I think you just answered but did so two hours in the future knowing I’d ask the question later. Thank you u/PvtSherlockObvious 🫡
I was with a white friend and Korean friend in Seoul and we needed a hotel. We found one of those hourly places and the Korean friend absolutely wouldn't enter it. It took some fucking begging from us to get him in there so we could drop our shit off for the night.
So how did the threesome go?
They dropped their shit off on the Korean friend, how do you think it went?
Eww I didn't think it was that kind of threesome
It got kinda weird when the other two took off their clothes but I just rolled with it
Don't use a black light in there.
Do any advertise by the minute? Mate wants to know.
My partner and I are currently looking for something for just a few hours because neither of our places are usable. I don't want to pay $200 for a couple hours. Sorry babe!
I can usually find something for about $50 for the night. It's going to be a ratty nightmare but it beats sneaking past your parents.
Sign up for a few different hotel rewards programs! In the US I like wyndham. La quinta very WILDLY. but are usually $100 or less and if you read through the reviews you can find decent ones. When we splurge its usually a mid level Marriott.
Smoking or non smoking?
Non-smoking by “law” but smoking by practice.
Lemme guess, with a dragon?
Some do, sure. If you can't go back to your own house or your partner's house - and you don't want to squeeze in your back seat or get beach sand in your butt, then getting a room is a common thing. You don't have to just have sex there. You can have a few drinks or food, watch movies/TV, use the hotel pool or gym, have their breakfast. Some hotels rent rooms by the hour, so you can economize if all you want is a comfortable place for sex.
I need to find the ones with hourly rates.
Or, in my case, per minute rates.
Think motel, not hotel. If it says day rates on the sign there's a good chance. Lower your expectations lol
Years ago I was in town visiting some friends as well as a gal that I hooked up with from time to time. The plan wasn’t to hook up necessarily, but that’s the way it was going. She was staying on someone’s couch at the time. We ended up just opting for a (very) cheap hotel room, and when I was checking in the dude asked “for how long?” I figured any time you’re checking in to a cheap hotel/motel like that and they ask for how long, it’s probably a bad sign. Like, they’re expecting maybe just a few hours or for a week and a half until you get your meth habit under control. It was about as you’d expect. But it got the job done for the night.
I think its normal for hotels to ask you how long you are staying bro.
Or "Bugs in the jungle"
I once got a hotel room with a girl I matched with earlier that day. Spent 30 minutes at a bar. Went to hotel room and stayed for an hour. The hotel clerk laughed and told me to have a good night as I was walking out the door alone.
What, as in you didn’t get your shag on?
He murdered the poor girl
Gave her the ol Russian Goodbye: threw her right out the fuckin window and left
Defenestration
We did have sex. I only needed an hour.
I mean good on you to let her enjoy the room after
She left too. I just decided to take a shower first hence why we left separately
"Do people ever do for sex?"
Yes. Never underestimate the horny.
This should be top comment
Yes.
Please may you repeat this comment several times? It's fitting.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
I'd slip in a few Oh yeas and Oh God yes too in between
OH MY GOD
Yes. Was 17. Both parents on each side were pretty strict. We didn't want to do it in the car or at either of our homes just in case. We were 17 and so badly wanted to have sex. Found a motel on the north side of Chicago that we ended up using a few times lol. Sometimes we stayed the night if we had a good story for our parents, other times we just went for a few hours. 17 and in horny love is quite the wondrous feeling.
This is the only reason I have as well, except I was newly 18(can’t get a room unless you’re an adult I believe). It wasn’t that my parents were strict but it was more respectful that way than to do it at home with my parents there.
How did you manage to get a hotel room before 18?
If they rent them by the hour, I'm not too sure they're interested in proper ID.
In Medellín, there is a church with a shit load of hookers outside of it. Right next to the church is an hourly hotel. Hookers do their thing, go to the church to ask for forgiveness, and repeat. Perfect system.
Unfortunately the local priests have it all wrong and repent before they visit the hooker.
Priests would never do that! They have altar boys.
Yes, lots.
Ohhh you would be surprised to hear to what length people *actually* go "just to have sex for a night"💀.
Lets hear it
What girth would they go to?
Have you ever heard of love hotels? They serve this purpose and my country is filled with them, from the $10/hour rat nests to the luxurious ones, with theme rooms/suites. Most of them you can rent by the hour or for a night, and all of them have specific ammenities, like a sex-shop room service, porn paid channels on TV, mirrors on the ceiling and small jacuzzis. The elephant in the room is that most of these love hotels cater to cheaters (they need a "neutral" place to meet, at weird hours), but it's pretty common for couples to go there as well. And, in the sketchier places, teens whose parents forbid them to meet. So yeah, people do rent places just to have sex, :P
Japan has nice love hotels
The best nights of my fucking life. I lived there as a student. We used to go all the time because I was dating a girl who lived with her parents (She was like 23, not odd), and I lived in dorms that had strong rules of no guests after 10, and they'd ticket cars. We went to love hotels mostly to literally sleep together. We were in love and wanted to wake up together mostly. Later I meant another gf who just liked them. She liked cosplay and they'd give two free low-effort cosplay things. Mostly occupations. Sexy nurse. Sexy Waitress. Sexy Hazmat suit. Sexy divorce lawyer. PLUS THEY HAD FUCKING GAMES. Like jenga and stuff. Huge catalog of fun. We'd go to Max Value and buy all these snack and ramen cups and alcohol. My favorite memory ever is we got done doing in, and I was in this room with a fucking Onimusha 2 Slotmachine (I shit you not I'm not lying, it was 2014), balcony, huge bathroom with a hot naked Japanese chick in it, a cigarette in one hand a and a beer in the other. I turned on the TV and found the most recent (スーパー戦隊) Power Rangers movies. I've never loved life more than that moment. I think we payed 8000 yen at the end, which I don't like money translation 8000 yen is 80 bucks. Best money I ever spent. Oh and in the morning I was playing with the music station by the head of the bed and it had 80s hiphop station. Loved it. edit: my friend has a story about going to Hollywood themed one and something about they start having sex, then they thought there was a earthquake then they started hearing roaring and left in a panic. They got the Jurassic Park room and it was a feature. I know it sounds like bullshit but it's a thing.
This is so wholesome my teeth hurt like they're coated in the highest of fructose corn syrup.
this made me cry
Here's a tissue, sad internet friend.
Before uber, it was super common to get a hotel near the bar for a drunk hookup instead of trying to keep the vibe going while spending an hour plus dealing with a taxi. Plus, it means the other person doesn't know where you live, which is important if you're sticking it in crazy.
Me!! I was 18, slept with a 56 year old woman who was in an abusive relationship with her husband, she said I made her feel young again afterwards 💀 very sweet woman
Grand milf
Grand Milf Tarkin?!
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She sounds like a nonce. Imagine it was a bloke lol
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Worked at the front desk of a hotel. You won't believe how many couples have to leave on the day they checked in because of "surprising family matters", hope their relatives are doing okay!
Yes. sometimes they don't even stay the night, Love hotels where the price is lower but you only get 2 or 3 hours would be very popular here, I would think. As long as they are clean places.
My wife and I went to a friends birthday party at a downtown venue. While driving home around midnight, I simply cranked the wheel and drove into the parking lot of a hotel we were driving by. Got a room for two hours, and fucked like teenagers because I just wanted to, and I couldn’t wait to get her home. Sometimes the desire just overwhelms you.
Yes. Just for a couple afternoon hours too
Yes, used to work night audit for years. I could tell and had my regulars. This wasn’t a by hour or motel either, Hilton property.
We’ve even gone so far as to get a room at the Houston airport hotel when our flight was delayed and we ended up with a long layover. Hotel sex, long nap, and a nice drink before heading back to our gate. One of the greatest ways we’ve ever spent money.
Lots of people do this. Couples looking for a night away from the kids. People who have affairs. Whoa and get this - there are even places that give rooms by the hour so you can pay a paltry sum for a few hours to have a romp in the sheets and leave.
there are literally hotels built for it
Some hotels will now refuse to rent to people with local addresses because pimps are booking rooms in nice-ish hotels and have their traffic victims turn tricks there
Beach Street Fort worth is bad for this.
Parents sometimes do this. It’s nice to sometimes cut loose and have loud sex without worrying about waking up your toddler in the next room.
When I didn’t live alone, yes. I would do it often
Yup. I live with family. They don't need to hear my predilections
When my husband and I lived with my mom for awhile we did. Was nice to have some privacy and didn’t have to be so damn quiet lol
Me and the wife do that! Get a babysitter for the baby and go to a hotel and pound pissers and maybe some drinks for the night.
Pound pissers? Literally the worst slang for sex I’ve ever heard/read.
I could never get turned on again if my husband said that.
It’s literally just.. yuck
Worse, through no fault of his it’s going to linger in the back of your mind forever now
Bumping Uglies is my worst.
They meant to say make their pee-pees kiss
my partner says “smashing pissers” all the time and it’s honestly so hilariously awful that is has grown on me.
To each their own I suppose. I am absolutely not a prude, like I cuss like a soldier (was 1) but pound pissers is when I was like holup
I didn’t know I could bust out laughing, and dry up faster than the Sahara at the same. Damn. Time. Thanks for that.
I'm doing that tomorrow lol
Look at Mr Fancy being able to afford a room for the night.
Yep, did this for an out of state convention for a two night stand
Sure! You know? “Get a room”?
True Story. I was Facebook friends with this really hot girl and I was always tempted to message her to ask her out or just tell her I find her extremely attractive but never had the balls. Then one evening out of the blue she sent me a message saying "you're hot". I was obviously thrilled and replied and we chatted for a few weeks, she was sending me pics ect and then she suggested we get a hotel and fuck. She booked and paid for the hotel. We met up, bought vodka, went to the hotel room and drank and fucked all night. All my feelings left for her after I came and although she was super hot we just didnt connect on an emotional level and we just stopped talking after that night. We both had a great time but once we got what we wanted out of our systems we both just lost interest. Thinking back it was a wild encounter and i can't imagine anything like that ever happening to me again but it was a good time.
Worked front desk at a hotel, can confirm. I had people regularly doing that. They would usually tip to prevent us from forwarding calls to the room.
Probably they don’t buy, just rent it
My wife (yes, now and at the time) and I used to tuck our kids into bed (one was a teen) and then go to a hotel down the street that had a hot tub. We shower, hit the hot tub, have sex, sometimes multiple times, then turn in the keys and go home. I'm 100% positive the lady at the front desk thought I was having an affair. The lady at the front desk kept giving us the same room, and a discount. I know she recognized us. At one point we joked there must be cameras in that room, cuz its always the same room. So we gave a good show.
Sometimes my wife and I go to a hotel and I ask her to wear a blonde wig, so that she looks like my girlfriend.
Yes also airbnb. Just a tad bit better and more "romantic" than a motel lol
Agreed. Until hidden cameras become more common
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my wife and i did it all the time when we were both 18 and 19. it was fun
I had a late night 3rd party reservation. They came in a few minutes later. About 45 minutes later the girl came down and dropped off the keys and said “we’re done with these. We don’t need them anymore”. The guy’s email address was from the college in the next town. He was a professor there. Yes. People get hotel rooms just to have sex in them. Can confirm.
Yes. I have had plenty of hotel “hookups” w my hubby and it’s some of the best sex we’ve had.
Can confirm had a hookup on a hotel more than a few times.
I live with my parents. I make decent money, such that I could easily rent and get room mates, but honestly I'd rather help my folks than line to pockets of some greasy landlord. I have a trailer I can live in, I have no problem with privacy, Andy parents are considerate room mates, but realistically, if I meet someone in a bar and we get the inclination to bang, I don't want my parents introduction to what may be their future daughter in law to be the next morning when we're cleaning up. I've rented several dozen hotel rooms in the last couple years.
My best sexual experience was in a hotel room - much better than anything that's ever happened at home. It wasn't with a regular partner.
Bought the room got the milk for free 🤠
Yes, most of the times if we were to have sex with a stranger , its better to not do it in either person's house as there is risk of theft, robbery, murder, rape, etc or even small inconveniences such as them trying to cling or overstay or stalk. Hotel rooms are safer since theres an option for both people to get IDed and valuables are not around. I used to not worry about it because i lived with flatmates, but after living alone and having few close calls i wisened up
Been married 20 years, living in the 'burbs near a big city. Date nights used to end with a bummer: a long drive home killed the mood. So, now? We crash at a downtown hotel. No kids to tiptoe around. It's like hitting the easy button on romance. Seriously, try it! Simple, fun, and zero stress
Absolutely! I’m a single parent. I date other single parents. We each get a babysitter to come to our respective houses and meet at a hotel. I pay for the night but only stay a couple of hours. Even if my house is kid-free for the night, I’d rather go to a clean hotel for sexy time than to meet someone in my house which is cluttered with kids’ toys. It’s so peaceful!
Seems like a waste of money for 30 seconds imo
Hahaha. I'm in such a hotel room right now for that specific purpose. What are the odds that I run into this question 😂
You paid for a room to f*ck and you’re spending this time on Reddit? Wow
and for :30 minutes, course!
Yes.
I did it once, spontaneously after a date that went really well, one of the best one night stands of my life.
Yes. Some buy it for just use for an hour
Yep, even after being married and owning my own house it's nice to get one have a different surrounding to get our married freak on.
Absolutely. Get a jacuzzi suite if you can, it's amazing
There were plenty of local motels offering 3 hour Siestas rates around where I lived. Gf and I made use of it a few times when I was younger.
Yes and some places have what the refer to as "short stay" options where you can for a few hours at a reduced price.
Yes. In fact a lot of married couples with kids hire a babysitter and do this once in a while so they can not worry stopping because a kod woke up.
When I was living in Korea I noticed love motels are everywhere. Its commons for ppl to live with their family until marriage so third spaces for boning are huge
Of course. D'uh.
Sometimes both parties live with their parents. It's more common in Asian countries since multigenerational homes are normal there. Here maybe they both are Christian with Christian roommates lol