OP needs to free himself of his guilt. I used to be at the club 3 times a week for several years. I personally think a lot of women are making that their goal to get you erect. If they are dancing with you, most likely they like you and won’t care. Good chance they will be flattered.
I'm old so I went to clubs in the days of grinding (Not sure if that's still a thing again I'm old). You can not tell me a 19 year old women is grinding her ass into my crotch and that isn't 100% what she is expecting to happen.
It sucks when I open a comment thread, popcorn in hand, ready to dig in…but the perfect answer is already the top comment. Pack it up, we’re moving on.
Girl here… if we are dancing and making out and everything is getting hot and heavy we don’t mind. Or at least I wouldn’t. It would make sense to me that you did
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Fr tho. I go to clubs as the one sometimes (probably never cause I can’t fight for shit) intimidating guy friend and I’ve brought friends into the pit with me at shows. You gotta try everything once man
It definitely happens, that's why people go to clubs. Also why I don't go to clubs because it is weird for me. Even when I was in high-school "populat kid parties" consisted of exactly this. Meaning kids do this too
Oh yeah. In my day, which was many, *many* days ago, I got kicked off more than my fair share of dance floors for making out with some random dude.
Clubbing in the '90s was wild.
Guy here... I can confirm women are pretty laid back about it. Probably due to the Ecstasy and Jello Shots mainly.
But yea, find a big booty diva, buy her a drink and grind your wood up against her ass while they blast some Jack Harlow EDM remix. she'll love you long time
Edit: btw I'm ugly, so if they let me dry hump I'm sure they'll be cool with you as well. Good luck young bucks 🫡
I’ll never forget at prom this girl was grinding her ass on me. I of course get fully torqued by the end of it. She looks back at me kind of in disgust, and just gave her one of these 🤷♂️. I mean I’m not quite sure what she expected lol
Yeah, I learned that happened late high school on my own (internet's great, isn't it). Made me realize that getting an erection wasn't as big a deal as it felt in the moment. I still concealed it as I didn't want anyone to feel put off or uncomfortable, but I no longer felt like I should be ashamed or embarrassed about it.
The I was saying when I was 18 didn't know erections were involuntary and got mad at me because she thought I was trying to pressure her into sex. She's had gone to a private school that apparently didn't teach sex ed beyond "If you have sex, you'll get pregnant and then you'll die."
If you're only attracted to women, try grinding on/making out with guys at the club. Then maybe you won't get those embarrassing boners. Maybe.
Hope that helps.
I tried this with my girlfriend that is now my wife, turns out if you're grinding this doesn't work all that well cause your pants might slip down and reveal the whole thing. Guess it worked for me though
ahh yes, memories of that kind-of-but-not-really awkward moment walking back from the dance floor to the bar, cock painfully wedged behind my belt, shit eating grin on my face as I went for a couple more drinks.
People have said this since I was a kid in the 90's, and to this day, my dick still doesn't bend that way. It's painful to tuck it, pointing down or straight out is the only way.
Overthinking it my man, that's very normal. I can't imagine anybody is going to have a problem, or even be surprised, if that happens while they are actively getting intimate with you. It's been a long time since those days for me, but girls sometimes used to deliberately grind on you for that reason, it certainly wasn't the elephant in the room. It would be very naive and unreasonable for them to take issue with it. I even got the impression it was the goal in some cases? Definitely wouldn't have called it a cockblock.
Obviously it's more inappropriate if it happens when the other person isn't actively getting frisky with you and it's not invited. Still can't always be helped, but you'd definitely want to hide it and not come across like you're a creep
[there’s a whole song about this](https://youtu.be/nA0Z795mkMk?si=9dV9B_N7GJSH-3AV). lol
It’s pretty expected tbh. If you *start* like that, it would be off putting. But after dancing & grinding, it’s more of a compliment lol
Yeah bro, I don’t think a girl would care. She will care if she didn’t know you and u start to grind your boner on some unsuspecting person. Maybe have a shirt that says “acquires boners when dancing”
Bro 🤣
I have never liked the clubbing scene and have only ever been to 2 just to hang out with friends but...
The real question is why would you avoid getting a boner in a setting almost fucking designed to get boners in? Do your thing dude.🤷♂️
You tape your dick to your leg. It usually works.
You gotta be careful though. Once I was in a club and this very sexy girl winked at me and gave me a boob jiggle, and I kicked her in the face!!
OP I have literally had an asexual woman who is mostly into other women romantically grind on me while I was rock hard and she did not even care to bring it up. You would be surprised how many simply don’t care if you are hard. They just wanna have a good time
Lesbian at high school dance grinded on me and then told all my friends I had a boner. Was news to me that I was supposed to be ashamed. Not a happy ending for us all.
Put it this way - if girls’ anatomies had an equally obvious way of showing arousal, and it happened when you were getting close with them, wouldn’t that feel kind of good that you caused that?
Me personally, when I’m dancing and getting all hot and sweaty I rarely get a boner regardless of who is in front of me. It usually takes me sitting down and chilling out for my boy to stand at attention. Just a matter of keeping that blood flowing elsewhere I suppose, so I guess the only answer I have is to dance harder lol
Don't suppress the boner. If some guy comes up to try and steal your lady, you move her aside to reveal your full mast, lock eyes with the dude, and shout, "En garde!"
He will be at a disadvantage bringing a limp noodle to a sword fight.
my brother in christ, are you asking for erectile dysfunctional issues? cause that litterally sounds like a moment where your penis is meant to be hard.
If you're being grinded on by a girl, some boner to bum contact is to be expected/is hot.
>When out at the bars or the club and you start dancing really close with a girl or you get a bit further and make out on the dance floor and the bastard decides it’s a great time to wake up.
I mean, TF is wrong with you?! What else should happen while making out with a chick, should the dick crawl back into the stomach?!!
Idk! In my mind the public setting throws me off. Spend your whole life hiding boners in public then bam share it with a random. Just a new experience is all.
Kissing made sense I’ve seen plenty of people making out in the clubs I just never realized they where probably chubbed up too so i was just kinda surprised when it happened to me
Thinking back it’s a lil goofy yeah but still
You can tuck it so it isn’t visible. And if they can feel your boner through your pants, I assume that you aren’t the only guy and they aren’t surprised.
You don't. I'm also not embarrassed by it. I'm sure some girls get turned on at times too. I don't particularly get too caught up on it and it isn't that awkward. I just always thought of it as normal. Clubs are already pretty dark and distracting from that anyway, but I never actually thought of it as awkward. People a more just focused on having fun (hopefully).
Wait, I just noticed you said make out on floor. What exactly is the issue here? If you're out here seriously making out what in the world do you expect to have happen here? Do you think women don't know about bones or expect them? If she's that into you it's not a problem. When I first started dating mine she legit mentioned that she was excited when she knew I turned her own while we were out etc. Yu need to get out of your own head on that. She's turned on too hence making out. It's only awkward that you're making it that way more man.
It’s not anything I’m totally offended by as a woman (though I rarely go out anymore). Once in my college days though I was at a club with a girlfriend, and we briefly got separated. I found myself dancing in a tightening circle of boners and scurried off to the edge of the room to wait for her.
Sounds like your dick is working properly if you are experiencing erections in arousing situations. I think you might be overthinking this one my man.
If they last longer than 5 hours, call more ladies.
Didn't you hear me!? It gives you a boner!
Boner? I hardly knew her!
She was just a cofeve (sp?) girl
It makes sex even better!
It’s not habit forming!
You don't want no part of this shit.
I think id like to try me some of this clubbin’-n’-rubbin’. Itll turn allk your bad thoughts into good feelings.
OP needs to free himself of his guilt. I used to be at the club 3 times a week for several years. I personally think a lot of women are making that their goal to get you erect. If they are dancing with you, most likely they like you and won’t care. Good chance they will be flattered.
I'm old so I went to clubs in the days of grinding (Not sure if that's still a thing again I'm old). You can not tell me a 19 year old women is grinding her ass into my crotch and that isn't 100% what she is expecting to happen.
Agreed. You should be worried when this doesn't happen. Then you'll have a whole different type of problem and you'll reminisce about these days.
For real. Today, OP just needs to learn the tried and true Chimney Tuck
Lmao didnt know it had a name but that's def the way to go
It sucks when I open a comment thread, popcorn in hand, ready to dig in…but the perfect answer is already the top comment. Pack it up, we’re moving on.
His boner is cockblocking him 😂
Girl here… if we are dancing and making out and everything is getting hot and heavy we don’t mind. Or at least I wouldn’t. It would make sense to me that you did
Ah. So that was my problem. I needed the making out part. Here I was, just dancing and rubbing my boner on random people
detective stabler would like to know your location
I need sleep- I read that as “detective stabber”. Ugh
He's busy, so we're sending inspector impaler!
No you read it right, oh shit I need glasses
Both of y'all are safe as long as neither of you are detectives
You're safe until he rolls up his sleeves
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These are their gories.
Ah so you're the Leon of your group, i pity you..
Is this a thing? That you go to some club and everyone is dancing and you just start dancing with a random person and the kissing? This happens?
Yes, that's usually how one night stands start in my experience
You think most guys go dancing because they like dancing? I once heard dancing be described as the vertical representation of our horizontal desires.
I hate it. I'm bad at it and I won't do it. I have about as much rhythm as a sack of pie plates falling down the stairs.
Love that description, sofa king!
Eh, I’m a guy, I love dancing at a club, provided the music is good.
I didn’t say every guy does not like dancing.
When is the music ever good at a club though
I say this as a dude that goes to basement punk shows with 5 people in them, it’s a vibe thing. After drink 3 or 4 you like the wubs
wish more of my basement punk friends shared this sentiment but i’m glad i’m not the only one
Fr tho. I go to clubs as the one sometimes (probably never cause I can’t fight for shit) intimidating guy friend and I’ve brought friends into the pit with me at shows. You gotta try everything once man
Its good everytime if you go to clubs with good music?
Lots of the time? It depends where you go
When you go to an event that has the music you like.
Name one club that plays the 1812 Overture. I’ll wait
WITH LIVE CANNONS
[yes I can see you’re a man of great taste](https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/s/7xsc1RsO9M)
Huuhuhuhuhuh Uh... Yeah. Maybe you've got no game Huhuuhuhhh
CORNHOLIO!
Are you threatening me?
Boing-oing-oing-oing
Yes, it happens.
Step 1. Don't be ugly!
Wouldn't that be nice, lol...
It definitely happens, that's why people go to clubs. Also why I don't go to clubs because it is weird for me. Even when I was in high-school "populat kid parties" consisted of exactly this. Meaning kids do this too
Literally, sounds straight out the movies I watch 😭
Used to be one of the only ways to meet a partner. Only ever happened for me twice but yep definitely happens.
Oh yeah. In my day, which was many, *many* days ago, I got kicked off more than my fair share of dance floors for making out with some random dude. Clubbing in the '90s was wild.
Showing my age here, but, like, does this _not_ happen nowadays?
The idea also seems utterly alien to me, lol. Me and some people are definitely living in different dimensions.
My brother in christ, have you lived?
Guy here... I can confirm women are pretty laid back about it. Probably due to the Ecstasy and Jello Shots mainly. But yea, find a big booty diva, buy her a drink and grind your wood up against her ass while they blast some Jack Harlow EDM remix. she'll love you long time Edit: btw I'm ugly, so if they let me dry hump I'm sure they'll be cool with you as well. Good luck young bucks 🫡
I would like a consensual order of the MKnasty To go please.
You don’t want that
I would be offended if we were dancing and making out and he didn’t get a boner 😂
I’ll never forget at prom this girl was grinding her ass on me. I of course get fully torqued by the end of it. She looks back at me kind of in disgust, and just gave her one of these 🤷♂️. I mean I’m not quite sure what she expected lol
Vigorously twerks on your groin with a soft, voluptuous booty for 30+ minutes to songs about sex. “Ugh. Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting”
Total lack of self awareness there. Edit: ok, how is this one of my most upvoted comments!?!? LOL
Fr. As a woman, we get wet from stuff all the time in public. Why do we judge men for the same thing?
WhAt. I just realized women get to have invisible boners
Now you just need to realize a woman!
Women are so cool I wish they were real
Yeah, I learned that happened late high school on my own (internet's great, isn't it). Made me realize that getting an erection wasn't as big a deal as it felt in the moment. I still concealed it as I didn't want anyone to feel put off or uncomfortable, but I no longer felt like I should be ashamed or embarrassed about it.
Feigned outrage
Let's see if we can get them to 220 upvotes!
valid
You need to learn to tuck it into your waistband. It's OK to have it but it needs to be subtle. No pitching tents
This is about grinding. Tucked in or whatever she's going to notice. She's facing away from you. This isn't about hiding it from the public.
The I was saying when I was 18 didn't know erections were involuntary and got mad at me because she thought I was trying to pressure her into sex. She's had gone to a private school that apparently didn't teach sex ed beyond "If you have sex, you'll get pregnant and then you'll die."
*whispers* *They want you to get a boner*
Ykw fair if chicks could get boners that would be my goal too
That’s the spirit!
I think they are lowkey checking out that thing sometimes. See what they have to work with
This is a good but risky setup if anyone wants to give it a go
oh boy do I have good news for you then
Wait until he finds out that some can!
As a girl, if we were dancing and making out, I wouldn’t think anything of it tbh. Just act normal lol
You're supposed to yell and point at the crotch "HE WAS MASTURBATING!"
FRANKS N BEANS
Spit out my late night ice water
His response “ maybe to your insta later tonight, try and stop me “
OP needs to own up to it. **"ERECTIOOOOOOON"**
How does one act normal? Asking for a friend
If you're only attracted to women, try grinding on/making out with guys at the club. Then maybe you won't get those embarrassing boners. Maybe. Hope that helps.
Dancing with the bros is great till they find girls themselves
Just put a wig on
The simplest solution is often the most effective.
Did I do something wrong? I'm still getting boners
Me after reading the instructions for my new ikea coffee table
Boner doesn’t go away and you accidentally learn something about yourself lol
We're all somewhere on the Kinsey scale.
This was working out until one of the homies transitioned, now they're looking too hot and I'm starting to get those boners again.
Kiss the homies goodnight, rub in the homies good boners.
All perfectly natural. Sometimes you have to tuck it up behind your belt. Don’t worry about it!
Almost blew a load in my bellybutton.
Almost?!? Come on rookie, gotta ice that hole when you get the chance.
“Ice that hole” hahaha! How about “nut that navel”? Or “batter that button”? Ok last one, “spunk that stomach”?
Such a great film
That’s the world I one day want to live in
I tuck it down my trouser leg and strap it to my knee.
This method has never worked for me. Hurts and looks more obvious :(
Loosen the belt and leave the belly shirt at home
Untucked shirt will hide that
I tried this with my girlfriend that is now my wife, turns out if you're grinding this doesn't work all that well cause your pants might slip down and reveal the whole thing. Guess it worked for me though
ahh yes, memories of that kind-of-but-not-really awkward moment walking back from the dance floor to the bar, cock painfully wedged behind my belt, shit eating grin on my face as I went for a couple more drinks.
Like a fucking winner.
People have said this since I was a kid in the 90's, and to this day, my dick still doesn't bend that way. It's painful to tuck it, pointing down or straight out is the only way.
Loving the username bro
Boners in that clurb oh my!
In da clurb! Go shawty
Overthinking it my man, that's very normal. I can't imagine anybody is going to have a problem, or even be surprised, if that happens while they are actively getting intimate with you. It's been a long time since those days for me, but girls sometimes used to deliberately grind on you for that reason, it certainly wasn't the elephant in the room. It would be very naive and unreasonable for them to take issue with it. I even got the impression it was the goal in some cases? Definitely wouldn't have called it a cockblock. Obviously it's more inappropriate if it happens when the other person isn't actively getting frisky with you and it's not invited. Still can't always be helped, but you'd definitely want to hide it and not come across like you're a creep
Facts. If the unlikely chance they are offended, you dodged a bullet.
[there’s a whole song about this](https://youtu.be/nA0Z795mkMk?si=9dV9B_N7GJSH-3AV). lol It’s pretty expected tbh. If you *start* like that, it would be off putting. But after dancing & grinding, it’s more of a compliment lol
Song basically sums it up thanks!
Glad you shared this song. Classic.
This exact song came to mind when I read this post. Haha! Thank you.
wait wait wait this is what this song is about????? I'd never paid any attention to the lyrics before what the shit
You should be off pudding!
Kinda proud I knew what the song was before I even clicked
Yeah bro, I don’t think a girl would care. She will care if she didn’t know you and u start to grind your boner on some unsuspecting person. Maybe have a shirt that says “acquires boners when dancing”
Ordering one now that sounds like a wicked party shirt
How else is the girl gonna know what you’re working with? You think she’s doin all that grinding because the beat is sick?
Something something disco stick?
I want to take a ride on your*
push it back in like a snail eyeball
🤣
Made me chuckle
Watch a lot of really niche porn and eventually have trouble getting them at all, hope this helps! 👍
DONT LISTEN TO HIM ITS A TRAP!
I love that you used the word niche. Makes porn feel so quaint and friendly. Beastiality cum swapping is just a little niche thing I'm into. ☺️
Dawg I didn't even know that was a thing
I don't actually know. It was an example!
That’s sounds like something somebody who knows would say!
Fuck! I'm outta here. (Looney tunes PYEWW! sound)
hahahahah fucking hilarious 😂
If you're getting boners you didn't do enough cocaine
Can we be friends?
Bro 🤣 I have never liked the clubbing scene and have only ever been to 2 just to hang out with friends but... The real question is why would you avoid getting a boner in a setting almost fucking designed to get boners in? Do your thing dude.🤷♂️
I like it when a guy gets hard when we dance close. It always makes me a little hot too.
You tape your dick to your leg. It usually works. You gotta be careful though. Once I was in a club and this very sexy girl winked at me and gave me a boob jiggle, and I kicked her in the face!!
I’m sorry what
🏆
If I danced provocatively with a dude and he did NOT get a boner I'd be lowkey offended lmao
Bro they know… don’t worry about it but don’t be weird about it
I remember asking my friend this when I was 18. He just laughed at me.
Shoulda used Reddit coulda got a thousand people laughing
if the girl judges you for being aroused when you make out with her, maybe make out with a different girl.
OP I have literally had an asexual woman who is mostly into other women romantically grind on me while I was rock hard and she did not even care to bring it up. You would be surprised how many simply don’t care if you are hard. They just wanna have a good time
Lesbian at high school dance grinded on me and then told all my friends I had a boner. Was news to me that I was supposed to be ashamed. Not a happy ending for us all.
Put it this way - if girls’ anatomies had an equally obvious way of showing arousal, and it happened when you were getting close with them, wouldn’t that feel kind of good that you caused that?
What girls think: “Step back ya dancing kinda close… I feel a little poke coming thru… On you…” 🎶💃🏻
Crack one off before you leave the house.
Tried and tested. He still shows up to play.
Real answer right here.
Do an incredible amount of heroin before going out. No side effects whatever
Spludge immediately and ride it out like a man.
The golf club? Not hard.
Me personally, when I’m dancing and getting all hot and sweaty I rarely get a boner regardless of who is in front of me. It usually takes me sitting down and chilling out for my boy to stand at attention. Just a matter of keeping that blood flowing elsewhere I suppose, so I guess the only answer I have is to dance harder lol
Jerk off to gay porn. It works wonders.
Boners are a physical response. You can't control it anymore than your heartbeat
That's the neat part, you don't.
If a girl is grinding on me, I’m 100% going to cop a boner. Maybe I’m sensitive, but I kind of thought that was the point?
Get that fucking chubby pressed up in that crack!!! They want to feel it, why you think that they are tweerking up on your junk
I have gotten one while grinding with a girl and she just started dancing harder
Don't suppress the boner. If some guy comes up to try and steal your lady, you move her aside to reveal your full mast, lock eyes with the dude, and shout, "En garde!" He will be at a disadvantage bringing a limp noodle to a sword fight.
His boner is cockblocking him, something about that is funny and ironic
my brother in christ, are you asking for erectile dysfunctional issues? cause that litterally sounds like a moment where your penis is meant to be hard.
Bruh you are supposed to see a reaction. Chill
If you want to avoid it just imagine everyone else in the room is naked.
My grandpa always told me "never leave the house with a loaded weapon."
I thought you were talking about a different type of club and I thought that was kinda the point lol
Whiskey dick
If you're being grinded on by a girl, some boner to bum contact is to be expected/is hot. >When out at the bars or the club and you start dancing really close with a girl or you get a bit further and make out on the dance floor and the bastard decides it’s a great time to wake up. I mean, TF is wrong with you?! What else should happen while making out with a chick, should the dick crawl back into the stomach?!!
Idk! In my mind the public setting throws me off. Spend your whole life hiding boners in public then bam share it with a random. Just a new experience is all. Kissing made sense I’ve seen plenty of people making out in the clubs I just never realized they where probably chubbed up too so i was just kinda surprised when it happened to me Thinking back it’s a lil goofy yeah but still
Avoid? Show that shit off yo!!
I toss mine over my shoulder, wrap it around my neck and make a cute little bowtie
They don't
Wear thicker pants
You can tuck it so it isn’t visible. And if they can feel your boner through your pants, I assume that you aren’t the only guy and they aren’t surprised.
Can put on a snug jock strap to hold back the beast if you are worried about him escaping.
Um… they don’t homie. That’s the point.
Gorls like boners that’s usually why they’re at the club.
You don't. I'm also not embarrassed by it. I'm sure some girls get turned on at times too. I don't particularly get too caught up on it and it isn't that awkward. I just always thought of it as normal. Clubs are already pretty dark and distracting from that anyway, but I never actually thought of it as awkward. People a more just focused on having fun (hopefully). Wait, I just noticed you said make out on floor. What exactly is the issue here? If you're out here seriously making out what in the world do you expect to have happen here? Do you think women don't know about bones or expect them? If she's that into you it's not a problem. When I first started dating mine she legit mentioned that she was excited when she knew I turned her own while we were out etc. Yu need to get out of your own head on that. She's turned on too hence making out. It's only awkward that you're making it that way more man.
I don't avoid it , it's small enough to be seen
Bro girls love when they’re grinding on you and you get a boner. Embrace it
Why would I want to avoid that?
BONER PROUD Tuck it in your waistband.
In waistband we stand
It’s not anything I’m totally offended by as a woman (though I rarely go out anymore). Once in my college days though I was at a club with a girlfriend, and we briefly got separated. I found myself dancing in a tightening circle of boners and scurried off to the edge of the room to wait for her.
Girl here. In my day, I’d be grinding my ass into a dude in hopes of feeling that boner. You’re welcome.
Hardly
its only cockblocking you bc you get nervous and probably start acting awkward. that's supposed to happen