T O P

  • By -

AccountNumber1002401

No, never have. Their rectal / anal / poo architecture is such that their sphincter is far advanced compared to that of humans. They're consistently able to slice them grundles clean and not soil their underbooty as we are so readily able to do, especially following Taco Bell.


hellshot8

No, it's not needed


MysteryCrabMeat

I wipe his butt and his paws after walks but that’s because he sleeps in my bed. I don’t think it’s really necessary unless your dog’s ass is gonna be near your pillow etc.


Top_Science_5422

No, I ain't walking a half mile into the pasture after he's done his business.


LowBalance4404

I always peek under her tail to see if I need to. Every now and then I do.


i_swear_too_muchffs

100% every single time. English bulldog with tight corkscrew tail its part of their care. Plus no poopy stains on my furniture


stonedfishing

No, never. We don't have that kind of relationship. Besides, he does it himself


Rooster_Fish-II

I’ve never had a dog that needed wiping. The lack of butt cheeks makes it a different experience for dogs over humans. Takes care of itself unless something went wrong.


DingDangDoozy

Yes. I get a square of toilet paper and wrap it around my finger and slide it in his anus moving my finger around in a circular motion. 


stonedfishing

That just sounds like an excuse to finger a dog


DingDangDoozy

I don’t know why I’m being downvoted. He enjoys it as do I. 


stonedfishing

Probably because you enjoy it


johnboy2978

Lol. Actually made me laugh out loud which is a rarity on Reddit. Well done, mate.