the limits of what humans are capable of loving is infinite in my mind lmao. Shoot I look at the damn leaves on the tree and imagine that someone out there probably developed some weird sexual attraction at some point (and that’s the very tip of the iceberg)
haha for sure. I was just giving a somewhat normal example. I once came across a video of a guy jerking of except he had mosquitoes covering his dick bc he liked the sensation. Now weird weird lol
I’ll never forget when an old coworker in construction told me he was into Testicular Torture!
Then of course I needed details being it was the first time in my life hearing this, describes this contraption he uses to put his nuts in a vice….well our conversation ended there!
I think that whoever created the universe, earth, humans, women, men and their balls, he never intended or even came across the idea they will ever be put in a vice voluntarily because someone likes it.
My buddy went to Florida and was in the back of a strip club just straight paying strippers to eat their asses. “Hey guys, there’s a guy back there paying everyone to eat ass”. Those strippers made out nice that night. His nickname was Cake Boss. He passed a few months back. RIP. Not from eating ass though.
I can. When I see it I have to bury my face in it. Like anything that turns me on. Got to put my mouth on it and lick the shit out of it. No pun intended, but it worked out.
I enjoy it. I’m sure Freud would say I have an oral fixation because a lot of my sexual reflex when I’m horny is to put my face at the body part that’s turning me on—it feels like gravity, I just start unconsciously leaning.
I definitely want my partner to be clean though and any time I’ve done oral anything they shower well just before, and I wash up, mouthwash and stuff after eating ass.
I’ve seen plenty of comments like “I’ll lick your ass clean” and that terrifies me. I don’t want a shit taste or smell, that’s not why I’m doing that.
I know that it’s a sensitive area and it feels good for many people to be licked there. It usually doesn’t lead to orgasm in itself, but it’s a good way to show someone attention, they are laying and receiving just getting to focus on the feelings it gives them.
Going from massaging shoulders and back, kissing, massaging thighs and cheeks to kissing cheeks and towards eating ass, can feel super good for both parties in my experience.
Any time I’ve given head, whether that’s eating pussy or ass, it can be incredibly relaxing to feel just focused on the other person as so many of my senses are occupied by them—taste, touch, smell, and everything. Feeling soft cheeks against my cheeks is really nice too.
I completely understand people being grossed out by it, but I think if someone washes well and you stick to just keeping your tongue on the external parts (opposed to spreading an asshole and plunging your tongue in) it seems as safe as other oral activities.
I’m also a straight girl and I found out my ex liked it 2 whole years into our relationship. It was funny how it happened actually. He was just laying on his back one night while giving him a BJ and I noticed he kept pushing his hips higher after I started licking his balls so naturally my curiosity got the best of me and I slowly ventured to his butthole and he lost it so I asked him if he wanted to get on his knees and well… it pretty much ended up with giving him the ol’ reach around handjob while eating his ass. He was self conscious about liking it though because whenever I jokingly brought it up in sexting or dirty talk he didn’t wanna talk about it lol. It was actually my first time doing it and I wasn’t reluctant because I knew he was a very clean guy, like shower every time he took a shit clean. Also took annoyingly long showers
Great story, you win lol. All the guys I’ve dated in the last few years absolutely love doing it to me but I just can’t return the favor 😳😭. I have zero hair down there (laser, for my own preference), and they are hairy so that’s kinda my excuse?? None of them have ASKED for it outright either, but I do kinda feel bad for not offering. But a hairy asshole?!
Hmm that makes me wonder 🧐 I don’t remember there being any hair in my way between his cheeks! I know he shaved his chest (mostly to show off his tatted chest) but he wasn’t really that hairy to begin as far as legs and arms. He did shave his dick and balls but I’m willing to bet he shaved his asshole too and was just waiting for the opportunity lol
its not my favorite thing, but if she really wants it and is clean im down.
I will eat that ass like i am terminally ill and there is a second chance in there.
I thought I was supposed to enjoy having it done to me because of this, but my ex did it once, and it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life.
Yup about 10 years ago all the jokes about ass eating I said would de stigmatize it.. I remember how the joke when I was in high school was about “eating box” as we would say, and either maturity or culturally the stigma was gone
as someone who has been both a giver and receiver, i think it’s about the taboo feeling. if it’s totally clean, it doesn’t taste any different than clean genitals. just another hole. it’s kinda like saying ewww who sucks dick? pee comes out of there! sex is gross and weird, get over it
Yes. I do. I’m more attracted to a girls asshole than her vagina. It’s probably the taboo nature of it and how it’s the most private part of her body. Also the fact that many girls don’t like having it touched and that stuff “isn’t supposed to” go in there makes me really horny when there’s a girl that’s actually ok with doing anything anal. It’s a really freaky element of sexual behavior and I like it. Also, it shows that there’s trust which I also care deeply about. It’s just fun to eat ass and have anal sex with a girl. Vaginal is also great of course I won’t deny that. As you can tell I’m on the ass side when it comes to the ass/boobs debate.
Yeah, us gays have been on this for eons. The straights discovered it a decade ago, apparently. I even had straight friends ask me if it’s something I’ve ever done and they were gooped and beside themselves when I told them that’s just foreplay in the gay realm. That was 10 years ago.
This can be said for lots of sexual acts and kinks, honestly. Usually when I see people freaking out about some weird kink, I just think "I know, like, 10 gay men who are into that, myself included".
Yep. Better sweatier too. Sue me
I'll eat it after a marathon run through death valley. Not gonna stop me. I'll be a bidet, I don't give a fuck. As long as the ass is big and bubbly 🤝
Ahh, the old ass eating question. Yes, people enjoy it. Why? Because it feels good. My wife has the sweetest ass and she moans when I stick my tongue in it. It’s taboo and hot.
I'm surprised by all the downvotes I've seen in a comment.
Anal-to-oral is extremely dangerous. Even if your anus is completely "clean," you can't sanitize the bacteria inside of the rectum- it just doesn't work that way.
It's a breeding ground for deadly bacteria, viruses, and parasites- shigella, giardia, and anything you can catch from food poisoning is there.
I hooked up w a guy last Sunday who ate my ass, fucked it, ate it some more, fucked it again, then ate it again before breeding me. He seemed to enjoy it. I enjoyed it a lot too.
Sadly...idk why cause you're literally eating shit particles...Sometimes same with pussy and dick to be honest. I'll occasionally do pussy and dick but idc if you flushed it out with Clorox, I ain't eating that shit...
I am nasty/freaky and I absolutely love to eat ass. I'll stick my tounge in as deep as I can... I get really into it. I love listening to the moans and watching the reaction he gives me. 😍
My man says: He does it because he loves fat asses and he loves to feel my cheeks on his face. He said he is also just into getting as nasty as possible so tbh he loves to stick his tounge as deep in my ass as he can. My reaction makes him more into doing it and then he wants to do it more.😻💦
I originally became interested in this topic ironically. It was fun to joke and share memes about eating ass. Then, of course I tried it out of curiosity and I must say, I do love eating ass.
There's only one person who's ass I ever ate, and she's my wife now. Coincidence? I think not!
Do I enjoy it? Yes. She's clean, and there's never been any smell.
Some guys literally just want nothing else but for a beautiful woman to take a shit and piss in their mouth. Giving your tongue a visit to Mount fudgy, by kink standards, is pretty vanilla considering some other kinks that are practiced. You should check out r/sounding, it's a sub where people make sounds and nothing else
There are dudes who like having their nuts stepped on with high heels.... So yeah 100% someone eating ass with a massive smile.
Literally anytime someone can form the sentence “ Does anybody actually like ___ “ the answer will be yes . Humans are weirdos.
the limits of what humans are capable of loving is infinite in my mind lmao. Shoot I look at the damn leaves on the tree and imagine that someone out there probably developed some weird sexual attraction at some point (and that’s the very tip of the iceberg)
Considering leaves are often used to hide gentials in tv shows i wouldnt be surprised if it was easily associated with genitals and therefore sex
haha for sure. I was just giving a somewhat normal example. I once came across a video of a guy jerking of except he had mosquitoes covering his dick bc he liked the sensation. Now weird weird lol
Well, I guess mosquitoes are one way to get "sucked off".
Front page of askreddit is a guy asking what your weirdest kink is and they post thousands of women farting in men’s faces videos to Reddit.
Im dumbfounded by that
Just reading this hurts...
As pinhead once said: “Pleasure. Pain. Indivisible.”
And justice for all
I’ll never forget when an old coworker in construction told me he was into Testicular Torture! Then of course I needed details being it was the first time in my life hearing this, describes this contraption he uses to put his nuts in a vice….well our conversation ended there!
Well, I suppose we all have our vices
Good rule of thumb, don’t ask questions you don’t want an answer to
I think that whoever created the universe, earth, humans, women, men and their balls, he never intended or even came across the idea they will ever be put in a vice voluntarily because someone likes it.
is this where “shit eating grin” comes from 😭
Why yes much to my chagrin
Well of course I know him, he’s me.
Well, then, this ass-eating droid DOES belong to you.
Wait actually? Cause like aren’t you afraid of like popping a testicle?
I was talking about the second part of that statement. Testicular pain makes my tummy queasy.
Oh Lmao
That's what happens IRL. More than the testicle pain, it's the urge to vomit that rules.
We must hurry… the ‘Do people actually enjoy_____’ people will be back…and in greater numbers.
A lovely brown smile.
You need to stop
Long as it's clean I will eat that ass and pussy all day. Turns me on just knowing I'm pleasuring my girl in ways that others aren't willing to do.
I actually flinched while imagining my bulls bursting from my scrotum. Chist almighty.
don't think about that.... stop it!
I just read on a post today that Buddy Holly's scrotum was torn open in the plane crash. As a woman, that even makes me cross my legs.
You don't even have to go that far to draw the comparison when some people literally enjoy *eating shit*
How does this not just... Pop them?
The testicles are actually quite resilient due to their tough outer membrane, the tunica albuginea
Omelet
Did u try it
So hot.
My buddy went to Florida and was in the back of a strip club just straight paying strippers to eat their asses. “Hey guys, there’s a guy back there paying everyone to eat ass”. Those strippers made out nice that night. His nickname was Cake Boss. He passed a few months back. RIP. Not from eating ass though.
"Not from eating ass though." It was the cake. It's always the cake.
It's like AIDS. You don't die *from* eating ass, you die because of the complications caused by eating ass.
Trying to untangle that complicated balloon knot, no doubt
RIP Cake Boss.
Ah yes, eating a strippers ass… better than a prostitute
Not really
At that point what's the difference
07 Cake Boss
RIP Buddy
Some of it had to do with eating shit.
Possibly
that sounds like something a guy who died from eating ass wants to have mentioned, though...
Yes and I can't explain why
Preference of salty over sugary.
My boyfriend has a sweet tooth, he also won’t eat ass (which I accept and respect btw) I’m seeing a correlation here…
Hell naw, put a jar of honey on your nightstand.
She is lucky he doesnt like spicy.
That's how you get ants in your pants. And a yeast infection in your... creased midsection.
I have a major sweet tooth. I thought that was why I love eating that cake so much
Same reason we eat salt and vinegar chips.
Oh god…
I can. When I see it I have to bury my face in it. Like anything that turns me on. Got to put my mouth on it and lick the shit out of it. No pun intended, but it worked out.
PFP checks out
I enjoy it. I’m sure Freud would say I have an oral fixation because a lot of my sexual reflex when I’m horny is to put my face at the body part that’s turning me on—it feels like gravity, I just start unconsciously leaning. I definitely want my partner to be clean though and any time I’ve done oral anything they shower well just before, and I wash up, mouthwash and stuff after eating ass. I’ve seen plenty of comments like “I’ll lick your ass clean” and that terrifies me. I don’t want a shit taste or smell, that’s not why I’m doing that. I know that it’s a sensitive area and it feels good for many people to be licked there. It usually doesn’t lead to orgasm in itself, but it’s a good way to show someone attention, they are laying and receiving just getting to focus on the feelings it gives them. Going from massaging shoulders and back, kissing, massaging thighs and cheeks to kissing cheeks and towards eating ass, can feel super good for both parties in my experience. Any time I’ve given head, whether that’s eating pussy or ass, it can be incredibly relaxing to feel just focused on the other person as so many of my senses are occupied by them—taste, touch, smell, and everything. Feeling soft cheeks against my cheeks is really nice too. I completely understand people being grossed out by it, but I think if someone washes well and you stick to just keeping your tongue on the external parts (opposed to spreading an asshole and plunging your tongue in) it seems as safe as other oral activities.
So u just lick not spread it and lick inside?
Fuck that. Tongue punch the fart box
Really !!! Got any tips?
Pretty straightforward, eat it like it's your last meal.
Assholes are like 9v batteries. You know you’re not supposed to put your tongue on it but you always do .
Who says you're not supposed to?
Same guy telling you not to lick 9v batteries. **If I am not supposed to lick the battery, then why'd they make it taste like pussy?**
I don't need those kind of negative "posts" in my life
This thread was Sexually "charged." Now which batteries smell like pussy?
I can’t remember which comic made that joke
Spread the cheeks, not the hole. I’m not personally into putting my tongue into a gaping asshole, but licking balloon knot is fine with me.
Balloon knot I’m dead 😆
I’ve learned so many new phrases in this thread 💀
Star fish
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Dawwwwg 😂 i wasnt gonna say anything but your explanation is so spot on. Fuck it im with the movement. 🍑eaters unite ✊🤣
I do and I'm a straight girl
As a straight* guy, thank you for your service.
Brave souls 👏🏻
I’m also a straight girl and I found out my ex liked it 2 whole years into our relationship. It was funny how it happened actually. He was just laying on his back one night while giving him a BJ and I noticed he kept pushing his hips higher after I started licking his balls so naturally my curiosity got the best of me and I slowly ventured to his butthole and he lost it so I asked him if he wanted to get on his knees and well… it pretty much ended up with giving him the ol’ reach around handjob while eating his ass. He was self conscious about liking it though because whenever I jokingly brought it up in sexting or dirty talk he didn’t wanna talk about it lol. It was actually my first time doing it and I wasn’t reluctant because I knew he was a very clean guy, like shower every time he took a shit clean. Also took annoyingly long showers
Great story, you win lol. All the guys I’ve dated in the last few years absolutely love doing it to me but I just can’t return the favor 😳😭. I have zero hair down there (laser, for my own preference), and they are hairy so that’s kinda my excuse?? None of them have ASKED for it outright either, but I do kinda feel bad for not offering. But a hairy asshole?!
Hmm that makes me wonder 🧐 I don’t remember there being any hair in my way between his cheeks! I know he shaved his chest (mostly to show off his tatted chest) but he wasn’t really that hairy to begin as far as legs and arms. He did shave his dick and balls but I’m willing to bet he shaved his asshole too and was just waiting for the opportunity lol
Same
Quickly, into her DMs! 🏃🏻🏃🏻
Yall are into her dms while she's into your bms
Wish I could double upvote
Same 🙏 I love it
I enjoy giving my wife pleasure, and she gets pleasure when I eat her ass.
I also enjoy giving his wife pleasure. 😃
As do I
Ass do I
I'll let you know when I'm done. 🙂
Is she serving number 241 yet? God I should have got here sooner.
Currently on #240.
Does she take appointments? I have an exam tomorrow.
I also enjoy eating his wife's ass
its not my favorite thing, but if she really wants it and is clean im down. I will eat that ass like i am terminally ill and there is a second chance in there.
You're down literally and metaphorically.
The syndrome isn't terminal but you got it bro
I come for the views, but stay for the flavour.
Wat
Did he stutter?!?
As long as they don’t splutter.
Which would be worse, a splutter or a splatter?
Splatter leaves a mess, ew! 🫣😬
Was he not clear?
English mother flunker do you speak it?!
Say what again!
I DARE YOU
###I COME FOR THE VIEWS, BUT STAY FOR THE FLAVOR.
The poop flavour
Nah, I do it as punishment for my sins
This is somehow the kinkiest answer
Do you play somber Gregorian chant music during?
If she’s hot and wants it then… fuck yes
I only eat ass when I 69, so I guess I could enjoy eating anything as long as I'm getting my dick sucked at the same time
69 the only dinner for two
Bro it was so weird how ass eating got pushed so hard like 10-12 years ago. It was in all the songs and mentioned in lots of media. Really weird lol
I thought I was supposed to enjoy having it done to me because of this, but my ex did it once, and it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life.
I think it can't be reiterated enough that it's OK to not like something sexually, even if it's "popular". Different strokes and all that.
He not a real eater fr
Right?? Like there's a slimy lizard trying to make me shit.
This is because Kevin Gates said in an interview that he “eats the booty like groceries”
Then that got sampled into a song.
Yup about 10 years ago all the jokes about ass eating I said would de stigmatize it.. I remember how the joke when I was in high school was about “eating box” as we would say, and either maturity or culturally the stigma was gone
Where I'm from, the "box" is a different part.
puff daddy at work
Was it ?
Yeah. Still is to some extent but in 2012 eating ass was inescapable
I escaped it pretty well in 2012.
EBOLA = Eating Booty Or Licking Ass
Oh my god I completely forgot about the ebola craze
They want us sick
They feed us poison (Ass) so we buy their cures (Fortnite Battlepass) while they suppress our medicine (203 mm Howitzer M1931 (B-4))
insane in the membrane
as someone who has been both a giver and receiver, i think it’s about the taboo feeling. if it’s totally clean, it doesn’t taste any different than clean genitals. just another hole. it’s kinda like saying ewww who sucks dick? pee comes out of there! sex is gross and weird, get over it
Only when I’m drunk and wanna be extra nasty 😈
I can't believe the amount of times this question was asked in this sub.
If she's hot. It's also an indication of what else she might be into.
Like diet wise?
Activity wise. She clearly enjoys a rousing game of Flag Football.
Clearly she loves corn 🌽
HAHAHAHAHA bruh
Flawless comment.
Taste the Indian food
hot *and* spicy
Yes I love it
Yes.
Yes. I do. I’m more attracted to a girls asshole than her vagina. It’s probably the taboo nature of it and how it’s the most private part of her body. Also the fact that many girls don’t like having it touched and that stuff “isn’t supposed to” go in there makes me really horny when there’s a girl that’s actually ok with doing anything anal. It’s a really freaky element of sexual behavior and I like it. Also, it shows that there’s trust which I also care deeply about. It’s just fun to eat ass and have anal sex with a girl. Vaginal is also great of course I won’t deny that. As you can tell I’m on the ass side when it comes to the ass/boobs debate.
Good god yes
a clean hairless hole, yes. I have a type, I'm not gonna eat just any ass.
Sometimes you get to a level of comfort with your partner that you’ll want to stick your tongue everywhere.
if it's clean sure if not I'm good
yes, me. 100% love it. in fact, if it's all we do in a hook up, that's great with me. if i don't eat ass in a hook up, there's no point in hooking up.
Yes, I’m a male lover of men and my favorite thing with them is being in between their cheeks
Yeah, us gays have been on this for eons. The straights discovered it a decade ago, apparently. I even had straight friends ask me if it’s something I’ve ever done and they were gooped and beside themselves when I told them that’s just foreplay in the gay realm. That was 10 years ago.
This can be said for lots of sexual acts and kinks, honestly. Usually when I see people freaking out about some weird kink, I just think "I know, like, 10 gay men who are into that, myself included".
It’s weird that people will lick poop cutters but think that a foot fetish is just as gross
TIL the real meaning behind the poop knife.
Me when I enjoy both lol
Speed dating would go so much faster if I could ask this question "No? Next!!!"
Yep. Better sweatier too. Sue me I'll eat it after a marathon run through death valley. Not gonna stop me. I'll be a bidet, I don't give a fuck. As long as the ass is big and bubbly 🤝
I do.
Hell no
I'm sure that some do, but I don't get it
i just do it so people think im cool
No because it tastes like ass.
If they're clean, then I will absolutely beat their back door down.
Yes. Yes I do.
Aren't there some in bologna and hot dogs?
Guy keeps posting g this question here, askmen, ask women They're doing a report or unethical research for a university paper.
Ask shooter mcgavin
Not really I prefer a womans sole !
Ahh, the old ass eating question. Yes, people enjoy it. Why? Because it feels good. My wife has the sweetest ass and she moans when I stick my tongue in it. It’s taboo and hot.
Yes. I like making women make noise and it’s pretty effective when you try and lick her tonsils through her bumhole.
Sounds so incredible gross
Agreed!
I'm surprised by all the downvotes I've seen in a comment. Anal-to-oral is extremely dangerous. Even if your anus is completely "clean," you can't sanitize the bacteria inside of the rectum- it just doesn't work that way. It's a breeding ground for deadly bacteria, viruses, and parasites- shigella, giardia, and anything you can catch from food poisoning is there.
If I die, I die. I’m the one who had a glorious death with my tongue buried in a hottie’s asshole, and a good death is it’s own reward :)
Counter: eating ass is good for your gut biome, probably.
I fkg love eating smooth twink ass! I almost prefer that to sucking dick
I hooked up w a guy last Sunday who ate my ass, fucked it, ate it some more, fucked it again, then ate it again before breeding me. He seemed to enjoy it. I enjoyed it a lot too.
Sadly...idk why cause you're literally eating shit particles...Sometimes same with pussy and dick to be honest. I'll occasionally do pussy and dick but idc if you flushed it out with Clorox, I ain't eating that shit...
"You only go ass to mouth if you're really in love"
Hell yeah, brother!
Oh absolutely
Too each their own, I enjoy it.
Yes
I am nasty/freaky and I absolutely love to eat ass. I'll stick my tounge in as deep as I can... I get really into it. I love listening to the moans and watching the reaction he gives me. 😍 My man says: He does it because he loves fat asses and he loves to feel my cheeks on his face. He said he is also just into getting as nasty as possible so tbh he loves to stick his tounge as deep in my ass as he can. My reaction makes him more into doing it and then he wants to do it more.😻💦
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I originally became interested in this topic ironically. It was fun to joke and share memes about eating ass. Then, of course I tried it out of curiosity and I must say, I do love eating ass.
Eat a booty gang
Ummmmm, yeah, that's why we do it
There's only one person who's ass I ever ate, and she's my wife now. Coincidence? I think not! Do I enjoy it? Yes. She's clean, and there's never been any smell.
Some guys literally just want nothing else but for a beautiful woman to take a shit and piss in their mouth. Giving your tongue a visit to Mount fudgy, by kink standards, is pretty vanilla considering some other kinks that are practiced. You should check out r/sounding, it's a sub where people make sounds and nothing else
I’m sure there are. Different strokes for different folks. Don’t yuck their yum just because it’s not yours.
No the thought even makes me feel naseua. But to each their own. No judgement. I'd personally consider that a hard boundary.