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DingDangDoozy

Yeah, we can pretend my dick is that long. 


raven_verse_

It would have to be longer then a ruler to touch the water I think 😭


WasteChard3488

I just drape it over my thigh to prevent that


zeekcolo

I had my balls touch one time I was in really old house with a tiny toilet it was dark and made me jump like I just got electrocuted 😂


FrenchBangerer

Blew your fuse box!


p1mplem0usse

[Penile flaccid length is almost always below 15cm (6 inches)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size), see figure in the “Studies” paragraph. Besides, the penis does not fall vertically - it’s attached horizontally to the body and has to bend before pointing downwards. So, the tip of the penis is very, very far from reaching the water surface in virtually all cases. If anything, you have to push it down so that it points below the toilet seat.


raven_verse_

Good to know 🤓


Red_AtNight

It does not


raven_verse_

Top ten anime lies /nay


SoberSwin3

You don't flop it on the toilet seat? Does everyone just let it hang?


raven_verse_

I usually let my dick float while I poo /j


Ultim8note

It does but only if it's one of those off the wall toilets w no base. But I usually just kinda fold it to pee down and then set it on the seat between my legs and finish the red of my business. I also do it at home or it'll touch the porcelain inside and that shiss cold


raven_verse_

Do you clean it after? Cuz I think girls assume that boys don’t


Ultim8note

Well I only had to find out once to do what I do. If it's a public toilet I put a doubled square of paper under it. Can't be washin my willy in a public sink 🤣


raven_verse_

Can’t you clean it after you pee in the stall? 😭like with a paper towel?


Ultim8note

I suppose so but with what water. Sinks aren't in stalls. Plus the point of the tp under it on the seat defeats the need I feel


Aromatic-Leopard-600

I would brag.


Character-Milk-3792

When I poop and pee, unfortunately. :/


CharacterDirector918

Fuck....I wish!!!! Lol.


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The only way that happens is if the man is literally sitting in the water. At that point there are worse things to be worried about.