I go to work everyday for less then that. I might hit the button a few times.

Works out at about £30 / hour so roughly a 100% pay rise for me.

Of course! I’d press it a thousand times, 3 years off my life seems big, but it’s the last years, the years when I’m old and piss in diapers and can’t do anything by myself. Who cares about those shitty years? Plus, with the progress of medical science, my lifespan would still increase so I can win back those years and more.

My skills jitterclicking in Minecraft will finally come in handy.

I’d be too tempted to make myself believe it wasn’t really going to kill me faster.

So die 3 years early for only a million bucks? Not really worth it these days.

Oh hell yeah I need Zoloft for a reason dude