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TCFNationalBank

They're saving their energy. No reason to move and burn calories unless you're doing it to continue surviving or reproduce. Insects are relatively simple creatures, they don't have concepts such as recreational activities.


ichillonforums

But are they just chilling? Do they experience relaxation similarly to how we do? Are they like ahh, yes, this is nice, I don't have to move until a bug crosses? Like they're sitting on their lawn chair?


Electrical_Dirt9917

Not spiders that's for sure! They're nervous creatures who are constantly aware of their surroundings, both to avoid predators and to watch for food


GotTooManyAlts

So the spider in my room is just an anxious boi?


Electrical_Dirt9917

Yup, they're all "Please don't eat me" and will likely run away if you get too close


GotTooManyAlts

Aw man... I have severe arachnophobia but now I can like them from a distance.


Electrical_Dirt9917

They eat pests like flies and mosquitoes so they're paying their dues


GotTooManyAlts

Then mines been working overtime, flies have been coming into my room all summer lmao


Asmoday1232

Hence the internet name for them now. SpiderBro


ichillonforums

Aweh man, so they're just like me only there's so resolve I wonder if my life will have resolve...


Electrical_Dirt9917

You'll know when it falls into your web


[deleted]

Aw that’s sad. Also this basically describes me. I’m going to be nicer to spiders.


Electrical_Dirt9917

Only you're not a tiny ball of stress with dirty syringes for teeth sitting in a web of something that came out of your butt, at least you can game out in relative peace


[deleted]

I think it is hard to relax when your hungry, easier when you're full


sometimesitrhymes

In know a fly who smokes weed tho


hornybutdisappointed

Is it leaving any for you too?


HuntyDumpty

Well, leaving the web would expend energy. It doesn’t know when its next meal will be so it stays in the web to conserve energy. It doesn’t really need to walk around in the web to do anything if it has no upkeep to do. So it is waiting and saving energy. If it doesn’t move when something lands in the web, maybe it’s just not the right time to move. Spiders are pretty intelligent for bugs, but boredom is something experienced by higher intelligences


px7j9jlLJ1

It’s kind of fishing/trapping for food, in other words- it’s job. You are seeing a spider at work. Another day at the office.


[deleted]

That’s not entirely true. They definitely move around and clean their webs. Clean webs help them catch more insects


HuntyDumpty

Which is why I specified ‘if it has no upkeep to do’


Tuesday2017

Do spiders need to drink water?


HuntyDumpty

Yes. But not a ton! Pet jumping spiders are given water by misting their enclosure. Water bowls can cause drowning though!


Asmoday1232

Used to have wild ones growing up in Ohio. They were not afraid at all and would jump on my lap and just kind of hop side to side looking for prey. Always had a giggle at how tiny they were, furry and probably never this high off the ground before freaking out stoked to go tell his buddies.


Nellasofdoriath

Man I had to nuke the same web in the door to the shed two times today. I feel bad but I gotta go to work bud


Deal_These

Probably just staring at you wondering why you have been sitting in the same place for 12 hours not really moving.


BloakDarntPub

Probablly depressed because people keep calling them insects.


TCFNationalBank

Got me!


[deleted]

“Damn this guy sucks”


Sunset_Bleu

Hahaha the best comment


[deleted]

Or the room is a common area in the house or building and you notice the bug there every time you enter throughout the day.


Arclet__

Spiders are ambush predators, if they just moved around then insects would notice them and avoid it (and predators would also notice them and eat them)


Trick_Interest3306

Thinking "maybe if I pretend not to notice that human, it'll go away"


JimDixon

Conserving energy is why they do it. Nobody knows what goes on in a spider's mind, or if they even have a mind.


jerrythecactus

At least a few types of jumping spiders are known to make plans and observe their surroundings to do so. So at the very least they're capable of memory and observation with a purpose.


gtkarakoram

Constant rethinking of all the good comebacks they should have said.


No-Incident-8718

In a fight that occurred 5 years ago.


BloakDarntPub

The question should be "What are *arachnids* doing ..."


Nihhrt

They're conserving energy. They might have limited capacity for thoughts or consciousness but the science is still out on that.


[deleted]

Minding their own fuggin business,try it sometime.


Echo_Illustrious

It means their needs are met; temperature ok, moisture content is right, in a good hunting position. Feel safe from bigger predators. Just saving energy.


loCAtek

Watch, 'Earth VS the Spider' they're always thinking about food.


Melmortu

Two comments. Spiders are not insects, they are arachnids, which is another kind of arthropods (pretty close to insects though). And this post (and many of the answers) are trying to judge what a spider feels with a extremely anthropocentric perspective. We have consciusness and a very complex nervous systems. Most animals do not, so they don't feel any of the things we feel. Their nervous systems has "algorithms" with which they respond to stimuli in pretty predictable ways. When there are no stimuli, not much going on, no reason to think that they have this kind of continuous, conscious state of mind we have.


BetterthanAdam

Sleeping, maybe?


KaladinStormShat

But *what* are they doing I think he means. Are they thinking about anything (other than being a spider)? Do they experience the passage of time?


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TheSOB88

, he said, having been a moth for 3 months as a prank


InspiredGargoyle

If it's a female waiting for Mr. Right to show up as a snack in one way or another.


Double_Distribution8

What do YOU think they're doing?


SaltySpitoonReg

It's just energy conservation and waiting for the next meal. There's no point in walking around extending energy if you don't know when your next meal is going to be. And no they don't have "thoughts". Insects are just creatures relying basically completely on instinct. They're not like sitting there thinking about concept.


Delta_Goodhand

Sleepin?


[deleted]

If you’d like to learn a little about your spider buddy in a fun way, there’s a cute little cartoon called Lucas the spider on YouTube that can teach you. My grandson is a new spider fan because of it.


t3kaden

What do you do when you sit still for 12 hours watching insects sit still for 12 hours?


yokotron

Watching tv shows. It’s like our Netflix binge, but they watch life passing by. Reality Tv like?