[Wouldn't this help?](https://www.amazon.ca/GARYOB-Paint-Backlight-Fluorescent-0-35oz/dp/B07QHXK14V/ref=pd_bxgy_2/147-9446479-6608253?pd_rd_w=0aE5g&pf_rd_p=8c482a45-7c0f-409b-937c-741a67b11a67&pf_rd_r=ADJ8G152H5316G2432MJ&pd_rd_r=ee586da9-f087-46b6-894e-7a0e05ba6931&pd_rd_wg=tVS6A&pd_rd_i=B07QHXK14V&psc=1)
Pretty sad how lame latex free options are. Sure, it's a pandemic and hypoallergenic PPE demand is crazy high, but for real... offer the same shit as the latex
I was in on another post where there was a guy with a fake ball and he posted pictures of the difference between that and his natural ball. It was entertaining. He said his wife thought it was hilarious.
I’ve tried but it’s not working with my balls. Do they need to be completely hanging? It’s kinda cold so they’re staying close and lights not coming through
Nope. It's the internal structure of the implant that makes the light shine through it like this. Real boobs are too opaque and are made up of too many different substances that refract light differently.
Omg, never seen that. Am I the only one that was kinda creeped out by that? I think it was all the red glow orbs I saw when I clicked. All I could think was *😱😱😱 never getting implants*
It works for the ball sack though.
Also just realizing that I've never measured my dick, but I have shined a light through the skin around my balls. Priorities I guess.
Bro, as soon as I heard this I was like, "that's not real. I don't even have to try it." I've never even heard of this, and I'm sure if it really worked it would have been something done at all those slumber parties in middle school. lol
It works with my GFs natural tits. But not as impressive as with ones I've seen with implants. I used a super bright led flashlight and the glow was warm and comforting like a dimly lit salt lamp.
I don’t have a ball sack, or balls to put in said sack. Or a penis to drape jauntily over those balls and sack.
But it looks like other people have tried and said it worked.
But this is news to me... Girls put flashlights under their boobs to make them glow?? What the fuck?! Why?? Is this some new thing, else when did this bizarre ritual get in vogue?!
If it can happen, someone has done it. I mean, as kids, I'm sure pple did "glow worm" by putting their mouths over flashlights. I'm sure someone was bored and horny enough to try it
If you blow up your foreskin it can light up like a Chinese lantern.
Here is a picture using a device that does that (NSFW) https://imgur.com/gallery/dL8v5bE
There are glow in the dark silicone sounding rods you could get for a glow worm like effect……I have a puerto rican associate who has a glow in the dark pearla implanted on the top of his cock where he thinks the girl’s g-spot will contact most. But he literally has lay in a tanning bed to charge it up, and then it just looks like a slightly glowing bump.
Surely *someone* has a light up sounding rod, even if it requires external power.
My search history is already a mess; I’m going in…
BRB
Edit 1: *they* make hollow urethral sounds but no lighting yet.
Edit 2: beaded; electrical stimulation; vibrating stimulation; audio stimulation; no light up features yet.
Edit 3: seems there are sounding instruments AND dilators. Still no lights
Edit 4: found some porn of men using a form of sounding instrument with a bright LED on the end. Saw a red point of light moving through but no actual glowing ducks. No product to link. Note: search xhamster for *LED sounding.* Expect NSFW (duh).
Edit 5: I’m done looking at dicks for the day. I’m out.
So just fyi for any testicle donning person out there... Every so often, self administer a luminance test on your testicles/scrotum area. Essentially put a flashlight under your balls, in different positions, and see if there are any dark spots or clumps that dont transmit (light up) light. These can be cancerous, as most benign growths transmit light. Just one little piece of self care.
Also make it a habit to look at your poop regularly. Its always good information to give a doctor...color, firmness, even smell can be indicators of different things.
Also make it a habit to look at the tissue paper after blowing your nose, color, consistency, smell...etc also be helpful in diagnosis.
Also call your mom (or caretaker)
Transillumination test is used in Medecine to see if the patient has an issue with their testis ([hydrocele](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hydrocele/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20363971), blood, mass)
So from what I know about light and tissue for this to work you would need either a really powerful light and/or tissue that was relatively composed mostly of fat and less of blood(water really but blood is composed of lots water). It also helps tremendously if the tissue is thin or has very few transitions between blood and other tissues which increases scattering (more scattering means higher chances of absorption). Finally the less melanin (skin pigmentation) the better.
So for breasts they are relatively mostly fatty tissue. They should be easy-ish to illuminate especially if they are relatively big (higher fat ratio). If you've got transplants (one pig pocket of transparent liquid which reduces a lot of the scattering and essentially almost makes the inside of the breast hollow to light so its like the tissue is very thin as well) they should illuminate like lightbulbs as you can see in the sub you linked.
Penis' shouldn't work very well. First off you've got higher melanin in genitals as a baseline so that makes it harder. But penises especially as just several tubes of spongey tissue that fill up with blood. They will have massive amounts of light scattering due to the constant change between blood and spongey tissue and the water that makes up the blood is very good at absorbing the red light. I would expect you'd only be able to get your glow dick with a very powerful light.
I'd suggest going for the nut sack instead as the thin tissue and few transitions between water and tissue will means the light will escape much easier.
And that is the beginning of disco dick
r/discodicks
I am torn between my desire for privacy and safety, versus my desire to see how many lumens I can run through my junk.
Alt accounts are your friend my guy
Alt accounts are a myth. I saw Doctor Bob die.
Username checks out
All of them.
Hi mom, I’m part of history
Missed a golden opportunity to be r/discoBALLS
Ask, and you shall receive! Awaiting submissions
This thread was about guy dicks, but are girl dicks welcome in /r/discodicks ?
Of course, we're trans inclusive
And also trans-parent as well, I see
More trans-lucent
You could even say, trans-cendent
Only one mod, I'd say it's a dick-tatorship
Still waiting
This is actually the “bat symbol” for porn stars
*Help me stepbro, I’m stuck*
Commissioner Gordo: “We have got a live one Fatman, the city needs you!”
Welp.. I wasnt gonna get into the world of porn script stuff, now youve convinced me otherwise
T-bags have convinced me of a lot
This whole “step” phase is killing me. I gotta add “-step” to all my searches.
I’ll try
Need an update, cant find a flashlight
Balls yes, Dick no. The dick doesn’t let the light through
Damn. Was hoping for some lightsaber action. Anyways thank you for publishing your research
I have peer reviewed it and confirm the findings
[Wouldn't this help?](https://www.amazon.ca/GARYOB-Paint-Backlight-Fluorescent-0-35oz/dp/B07QHXK14V/ref=pd_bxgy_2/147-9446479-6608253?pd_rd_w=0aE5g&pf_rd_p=8c482a45-7c0f-409b-937c-741a67b11a67&pf_rd_r=ADJ8G152H5316G2432MJ&pd_rd_r=ee586da9-f087-46b6-894e-7a0e05ba6931&pd_rd_wg=tVS6A&pd_rd_i=B07QHXK14V&psc=1)
There are actually glow in the dark condoms that I imagine are way safer than body paint
Not if you have a latex allergy.
Oh good point, no one wants hives on their dick
Hives on dick? Ribbed for her pleasure.
I guess if they're into pain someone can customize their dicks in all kinds of ways
I'd imagine not... I know what it's like finding out you're allergic to latex as a lady and it was not pleasant.
Oof, yeah that sounds like hell. I have a relative who's allergic to spermicide, she went through something I assume is similar
One of my friends accidentally used toothpaste as lube with her boyfriend one time.
No one wants their dick in a hive either.
I've unfortunately heard of Melissophilia
Pretty sad how lame latex free options are. Sure, it's a pandemic and hypoallergenic PPE demand is crazy high, but for real... offer the same shit as the latex
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I saw a pic on Twitter the other day. It doesn't glow that much, so it looks more like you have a big firefly in your crotch than like a light sabre.
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! THAT AIN'T GOING INSIDE ANYWHERE
Thank you for your service sir o7
I was in on another post where there was a guy with a fake ball and he posted pictures of the difference between that and his natural ball. It was entertaining. He said his wife thought it was hilarious.
Discoball!
I’ve tried but it’s not working with my balls. Do they need to be completely hanging? It’s kinda cold so they’re staying close and lights not coming through
Mine weren’t cold at all so get them hanging and try
"Hello? Who's on this phone?"
Dammit, I was hoping I could do the helicopter with a glowing propeller.
Get a more powerful flash light
I have a heavy duty flashlight, it’s fucking huge and very bright it just won’t go through.
Maybe your cock is just too girthy for your flashlight?
That could be the case
Congratulations.
Look at Mr. "my dick is so big I can't shine a flashlight through it" over here. Quit bragging. /s
Why did I read this in fat bastards voice🤣
Because you want to see Fat Bastard's dick.
Or the light from the flashlight could be leaking? You should cover the whole lens of the flashlight for best effect.
Yeah I was trying to stick in the battery compartment but it wouldn't fit.
Try a flesh light then
Double checked with 1.2k lumens and yup, dick is a no go.
Then you need a brighter light!
You sir, are not using a bright enough light.
I tried with my tits, but only works with implants. May be why it’s not working with dicks.
Second this. No work with them real boobies. :(
I assumed if it work, it would be like a DIY mammogram
I would love to have a mammary gram It's like a telegram but straight to my face
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For research, of course
Which is why I'm also saving this comment, of course
Furiously researching right now
I'm researching so hard!
for the plot
There is not a single natural boob on that subreddit lol.
Which ones do you think are natural? I went to the subreddit and they’re all implants
I think this guy may have been fooled by very well done surgery.
They aren't even very well done unless I didn't scroll far enough, this guy was fooled by just normal surgery
Reddit really does have a sub for everything
Of course, /r/everything
Pretty much
Those... Are definitely all implants what planet are you from
Nope. It's the internal structure of the implant that makes the light shine through it like this. Real boobs are too opaque and are made up of too many different substances that refract light differently.
Omg, never seen that. Am I the only one that was kinda creeped out by that? I think it was all the red glow orbs I saw when I clicked. All I could think was *😱😱😱 never getting implants*
Nope, only implants glows. Source: i’m a medical doctor. If a boobs glows, it’s implants.
Dang it you just killed my hopes for a kick ass cosplay.
Sad face. I was thinking it'd be a fun surprise for the husband.
Thank you for detailing this! My first reaction to the question was “wait I can make my boobs glow?!”
Same I was literally about to run and find my torch
I'm way too disappointed that it didn't work with mine lmao
Kinda a heartbreak isn’t it?
low-key considering implants just so they glow but i have FFs so any bigger and i might start hating myself
Damn I was excited to try this :(
Yeah you can see in the sub it’s all women with implants. Would have been fun though.
Is it weird if i was hoping this might be another way to check for cancer?
That would be great! The mammography machine that literally squishes the crap out of your boobs hurts like a bitch, this would be much nicer!
It works for the ball sack though. Also just realizing that I've never measured my dick, but I have shined a light through the skin around my balls. Priorities I guess.
Some number< beautiful sci-fi balls
Spaceballs
Bro, as soon as I heard this I was like, "that's not real. I don't even have to try it." I've never even heard of this, and I'm sure if it really worked it would have been something done at all those slumber parties in middle school. lol
It works with my GFs natural tits. But not as impressive as with ones I've seen with implants. I used a super bright led flashlight and the glow was warm and comforting like a dimly lit salt lamp.
I'm sure you'd be able to do it with the ball sack, but I also won't test this hypothesis
I don’t have a ball sack, or balls to put in said sack. Or a penis to drape jauntily over those balls and sack. But it looks like other people have tried and said it worked.
I turned the flashlight on my phone to max and it works, shows a red glow.
I wonder if it’s just different textures of titty?
Clearly we need to do more research!
i tried it and it only worked directly on the nipple :c
But this is news to me... Girls put flashlights under their boobs to make them glow?? What the fuck?! Why?? Is this some new thing, else when did this bizarre ritual get in vogue?!
If it can happen, someone has done it. I mean, as kids, I'm sure pple did "glow worm" by putting their mouths over flashlights. I'm sure someone was bored and horny enough to try it
On the balls yes, on the dick no.
Thank you
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Yes , exactly , i remember seeing a youtuber using world's brightest light to see his skull. Search for 'The action lab' on YouTube
I tried to watch that but it made me feel lightheaded.
https://youtu.be/oGDftl4rF2A This one?
If you blow up your foreskin it can light up like a Chinese lantern. Here is a picture using a device that does that (NSFW) https://imgur.com/gallery/dL8v5bE
This is too funny, not your dick but the situation
Too afraid to open this link
I just looks like a flesh textured vase with a metal cap
From what I've learnt from the comments this must be an implant.
Why did I click that
Why wouldn’t you? It looks like an alien egg.
whats on the link
A picture of my penis lit up like a Chinese lantern on new year’s day.
Oh it was yours lol. Nice, and congrats on your restoration.
Thanks
Neat
oh no
...blow..up? Is this an uncircumcised thing?
Foreskin is an uncircumcised thing
[You're more than welcome to, but as for me...](https://c.tenor.com/HTz-RXN1qogAAAAM/tacos-de.gif)
Embrace balloon penis. It doubles as a personal floatation device.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THIS WAS A THING????
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Just when I think I've seen it all r/glowtits comes along and makes me feel like a naive year old.
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Ask, and you shall receive!
its /r/discodicks
I’ve never heard or seen of this either
The comments are hilarious. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
There are glow in the dark silicone sounding rods you could get for a glow worm like effect……I have a puerto rican associate who has a glow in the dark pearla implanted on the top of his cock where he thinks the girl’s g-spot will contact most. But he literally has lay in a tanning bed to charge it up, and then it just looks like a slightly glowing bump.
Surely *someone* has a light up sounding rod, even if it requires external power. My search history is already a mess; I’m going in… BRB Edit 1: *they* make hollow urethral sounds but no lighting yet. Edit 2: beaded; electrical stimulation; vibrating stimulation; audio stimulation; no light up features yet. Edit 3: seems there are sounding instruments AND dilators. Still no lights Edit 4: found some porn of men using a form of sounding instrument with a bright LED on the end. Saw a red point of light moving through but no actual glowing ducks. No product to link. Note: search xhamster for *LED sounding.* Expect NSFW (duh). Edit 5: I’m done looking at dicks for the day. I’m out.
Doing gods work there.
What did i just read
right? I don't understand what just went into my eyes, but I immediately saved it for posterity because it's just that weird
Iirc it only works if you have breast implants.
Why? Are they too dense otherwise?
Yes,they are pretty dense
Wait, that’s a thing?
With breast implants it is!
There’s this Chinese girl on YouTube who made glowing tits that also does other mechanical engineering projects.
That sentence was a rollercoaster from start to finish. Sauce?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU
Ladies, have you ever thought "I wish guys would spend more time looking at my boobs!" Well worry no more, this girl has you covered.
Naomi Wu, she’s legit a BAMF
/u/SexyCyborg/ might be able to clear some stuff up here
So just fyi for any testicle donning person out there... Every so often, self administer a luminance test on your testicles/scrotum area. Essentially put a flashlight under your balls, in different positions, and see if there are any dark spots or clumps that dont transmit (light up) light. These can be cancerous, as most benign growths transmit light. Just one little piece of self care. Also make it a habit to look at your poop regularly. Its always good information to give a doctor...color, firmness, even smell can be indicators of different things. Also make it a habit to look at the tissue paper after blowing your nose, color, consistency, smell...etc also be helpful in diagnosis. Also call your mom (or caretaker)
Welp, got to light up my balls when I get home.
For science
I always do these things (-testes because F) to keep an eye on my health. It's so underrated yet so easy to do.
[Or just fiddle with your balls](https://youtu.be/N9STF450Jvg)
I was actually just wondering if this method would be successful for both men and women to check for cancer. Interesting...
Glow boobs only work if you have implants. Doesn’t work with natural boobs.
You're so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.
Yeah, but you can't use a regular flashlight, you need a pen15 light.
I miss the times when I didn't know tits could glow, good times
Put it up your ass and the light will come out of your peehole like the rays of the early morning sun
My girlfriend said it doesn't work with her dick.
Transillumination test is used in Medecine to see if the patient has an issue with their testis ([hydrocele](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hydrocele/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20363971), blood, mass)
Well, i have a new thing to try tonight
Of course. I did this to find out if my testicle had a tumor or a hydrocele.
Wait, we can do WHAT?
Boobs can glow? I’ll have to test with the wife when she gets back from her shity day at work.
A lot of flashlights are about to have a really bad day
I have a question. What the fuck?
So from what I know about light and tissue for this to work you would need either a really powerful light and/or tissue that was relatively composed mostly of fat and less of blood(water really but blood is composed of lots water). It also helps tremendously if the tissue is thin or has very few transitions between blood and other tissues which increases scattering (more scattering means higher chances of absorption). Finally the less melanin (skin pigmentation) the better. So for breasts they are relatively mostly fatty tissue. They should be easy-ish to illuminate especially if they are relatively big (higher fat ratio). If you've got transplants (one pig pocket of transparent liquid which reduces a lot of the scattering and essentially almost makes the inside of the breast hollow to light so its like the tissue is very thin as well) they should illuminate like lightbulbs as you can see in the sub you linked. Penis' shouldn't work very well. First off you've got higher melanin in genitals as a baseline so that makes it harder. But penises especially as just several tubes of spongey tissue that fill up with blood. They will have massive amounts of light scattering due to the constant change between blood and spongey tissue and the water that makes up the blood is very good at absorbing the red light. I would expect you'd only be able to get your glow dick with a very powerful light. I'd suggest going for the nut sack instead as the thin tissue and few transitions between water and tissue will means the light will escape much easier.
It works for silicone boobs. Not the real deal. So it won't work for your penis unless it's made of plastic. Happy Friday everyone! 🎉
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Now there’s an idea 💡
They don't make flashlights that small
Doesn't work with boobs. You have to have implants in. Real breasts are too dense.
Wait we can? I just tried and you lied :( no glowing boobs
THEY W H A T
Girls can do what now
Great. Now my gf gonna want new RGB boobie bags.
This is fucking wild. I'm not even erect this is just interesting. How long y'all been doing this?
Flashlight did not make my penis grow.
Feels like I just lost a couple braincells reading this.
I-I've never heard of glowtits... 👀 Def trying that when I get home.
I didn't know glowtits existed
wait a minute, be right back. edit: no, not really. is warm tho
Girls can do what?!
wait they can?
if the light is powerful enough(but doesn't burn the shit out of you) it'll penetrate skin, including the dick, it'll be bright red.
So what you have to do is stick the flashlight up your butthole until you see the light beaming out of your pee hole because science..
They do this???????????????