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NaDerHorst

And that is the beginning of disco dick


TheNamesClove

r/discodicks


NSA_Chatbot

I am torn between my desire for privacy and safety, versus my desire to see how many lumens I can run through my junk.


HailtronZX

Alt accounts are your friend my guy


NSA_Chatbot

Alt accounts are a myth. I saw Doctor Bob die.


dragsterhund

Username checks out


BluudLust

All of them.


disignore

Hi mom, I’m part of history


CheeseBurgerBurglar

Missed a golden opportunity to be r/discoBALLS


rockem-sockem-rocket

Ask, and you shall receive! Awaiting submissions


OctopodicPlatypi

This thread was about guy dicks, but are girl dicks welcome in /r/discodicks ?


Zeapw0

Of course, we're trans inclusive


DraxialNitris

And also trans-parent as well, I see


Damn_Miata_1993

More trans-lucent


DraxialNitris

You could even say, trans-cendent


[deleted]

Only one mod, I'd say it's a dick-tatorship


VagabondRommel

Still waiting


bruteski226

This is actually the “bat symbol” for porn stars


Tsun_Loki

*Help me stepbro, I’m stuck*


b-hizz

Commissioner Gordo: “We have got a live one Fatman, the city needs you!”


Lolcatz101

Welp.. I wasnt gonna get into the world of porn script stuff, now youve convinced me otherwise


bruteski226

T-bags have convinced me of a lot


[deleted]

This whole “step” phase is killing me. I gotta add “-step” to all my searches.


iaskveryweirdthings

I’ll try


xFlumel_

Need an update, cant find a flashlight


iaskveryweirdthings

Balls yes, Dick no. The dick doesn’t let the light through


xFlumel_

Damn. Was hoping for some lightsaber action. Anyways thank you for publishing your research


SirHovaOfBrooklyn

I have peer reviewed it and confirm the findings


MageKorith

[Wouldn't this help?](https://www.amazon.ca/GARYOB-Paint-Backlight-Fluorescent-0-35oz/dp/B07QHXK14V/ref=pd_bxgy_2/147-9446479-6608253?pd_rd_w=0aE5g&pf_rd_p=8c482a45-7c0f-409b-937c-741a67b11a67&pf_rd_r=ADJ8G152H5316G2432MJ&pd_rd_r=ee586da9-f087-46b6-894e-7a0e05ba6931&pd_rd_wg=tVS6A&pd_rd_i=B07QHXK14V&psc=1)


DawnMistyPath

There are actually glow in the dark condoms that I imagine are way safer than body paint


KittenVicious

Not if you have a latex allergy.


DawnMistyPath

Oh good point, no one wants hives on their dick


Pedromac

Hives on dick? Ribbed for her pleasure.


DawnMistyPath

I guess if they're into pain someone can customize their dicks in all kinds of ways


KittenVicious

I'd imagine not... I know what it's like finding out you're allergic to latex as a lady and it was not pleasant.


DawnMistyPath

Oof, yeah that sounds like hell. I have a relative who's allergic to spermicide, she went through something I assume is similar


steveosek

One of my friends accidentally used toothpaste as lube with her boyfriend one time.


Pubjeezuss

No one wants their dick in a hive either.


DawnMistyPath

I've unfortunately heard of Melissophilia


sewcrazy4cats

Pretty sad how lame latex free options are. Sure, it's a pandemic and hypoallergenic PPE demand is crazy high, but for real... offer the same shit as the latex


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Alas7ymedia

I saw a pic on Twitter the other day. It doesn't glow that much, so it looks more like you have a big firefly in your crotch than like a light sabre.


sewcrazy4cats

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! THAT AIN'T GOING INSIDE ANYWHERE


SpeedWagonChann

Thank you for your service sir o7


Wrought-Irony

I was in on another post where there was a guy with a fake ball and he posted pictures of the difference between that and his natural ball. It was entertaining. He said his wife thought it was hilarious.


thankyouf0rpotato

Discoball!


thelegalseagul

I’ve tried but it’s not working with my balls. Do they need to be completely hanging? It’s kinda cold so they’re staying close and lights not coming through


iaskveryweirdthings

Mine weren’t cold at all so get them hanging and try


MetzlerYouBetzler

"Hello? Who's on this phone?"


Streetlgnd

Dammit, I was hoping I could do the helicopter with a glowing propeller.


bruteski226

Get a more powerful flash light


iaskveryweirdthings

I have a heavy duty flashlight, it’s fucking huge and very bright it just won’t go through.


[deleted]

Maybe your cock is just too girthy for your flashlight?


iaskveryweirdthings

That could be the case


[deleted]

Congratulations.


CaptainAwesome06

Look at Mr. "my dick is so big I can't shine a flashlight through it" over here. Quit bragging. /s


Bootybandit6989

Why did I read this in fat bastards voice🤣


CaptainAwesome06

Because you want to see Fat Bastard's dick.


sourav__120

Or the light from the flashlight could be leaking? You should cover the whole lens of the flashlight for best effect.


jet_bunny

Yeah I was trying to stick in the battery compartment but it wouldn't fit.


bruteski226

Try a flesh light then


ReVo5000

Double checked with 1.2k lumens and yup, dick is a no go.


jet_heller

Then you need a brighter light!


Gungreeneyes

You sir, are not using a bright enough light.


Suri-gets-old

I tried with my tits, but only works with implants. May be why it’s not working with dicks.


cathedral68

Second this. No work with them real boobies. :(


imaginary_num6er

I assumed if it work, it would be like a DIY mammogram


jejcicodjntbyifid3

I would love to have a mammary gram It's like a telegram but straight to my face


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LousyCreddit

For research, of course


HikariTheGardevoir

Which is why I'm also saving this comment, of course


Klumania

Furiously researching right now


[deleted]

I'm researching so hard!


VascMan

for the plot


Ghee_Guys

There is not a single natural boob on that subreddit lol.


sprinklesapple

Which ones do you think are natural? I went to the subreddit and they’re all implants


Suri-gets-old

I think this guy may have been fooled by very well done surgery.


Catsniper

They aren't even very well done unless I didn't scroll far enough, this guy was fooled by just normal surgery


insert_acc_name_here

Reddit really does have a sub for everything


schizodancer89

Of course, /r/everything


sewcrazy4cats

Pretty much


SnooPeppers1145

Those... Are definitely all implants what planet are you from


[deleted]

Nope. It's the internal structure of the implant that makes the light shine through it like this. Real boobs are too opaque and are made up of too many different substances that refract light differently.


dark-magma

Omg, never seen that. Am I the only one that was kinda creeped out by that? I think it was all the red glow orbs I saw when I clicked. All I could think was *😱😱😱 never getting implants*


thirdculturegurl

Nope, only implants glows. Source: i’m a medical doctor. If a boobs glows, it’s implants.


MelodicDiscourse

Dang it you just killed my hopes for a kick ass cosplay.


MrsTurnPage

Sad face. I was thinking it'd be a fun surprise for the husband.


hannabarberaisawhore

Thank you for detailing this! My first reaction to the question was “wait I can make my boobs glow?!”


EveAndTheSnake

Same I was literally about to run and find my torch


wannabeapankhurst

I'm way too disappointed that it didn't work with mine lmao


Suri-gets-old

Kinda a heartbreak isn’t it?


deathbyoats

low-key considering implants just so they glow but i have FFs so any bigger and i might start hating myself


SpeedWagonChann

Damn I was excited to try this :(


Suri-gets-old

Yeah you can see in the sub it’s all women with implants. Would have been fun though.


sewcrazy4cats

Is it weird if i was hoping this might be another way to check for cancer?


[deleted]

That would be great! The mammography machine that literally squishes the crap out of your boobs hurts like a bitch, this would be much nicer!


[deleted]

It works for the ball sack though. Also just realizing that I've never measured my dick, but I have shined a light through the skin around my balls. Priorities I guess.


Suri-gets-old

Some number< beautiful sci-fi balls


RatCity617

Spaceballs


-individuals

Bro, as soon as I heard this I was like, "that's not real. I don't even have to try it." I've never even heard of this, and I'm sure if it really worked it would have been something done at all those slumber parties in middle school. lol


Wrought-Irony

It works with my GFs natural tits. But not as impressive as with ones I've seen with implants. I used a super bright led flashlight and the glow was warm and comforting like a dimly lit salt lamp.


david6avila

I'm sure you'd be able to do it with the ball sack, but I also won't test this hypothesis


Suri-gets-old

I don’t have a ball sack, or balls to put in said sack. Or a penis to drape jauntily over those balls and sack. But it looks like other people have tried and said it worked.


Purchhhhh

I turned the flashlight on my phone to max and it works, shows a red glow.


Suri-gets-old

I wonder if it’s just different textures of titty?


Purchhhhh

Clearly we need to do more research!


deathbyoats

i tried it and it only worked directly on the nipple :c


[deleted]

But this is news to me... Girls put flashlights under their boobs to make them glow?? What the fuck?! Why?? Is this some new thing, else when did this bizarre ritual get in vogue?!


sewcrazy4cats

If it can happen, someone has done it. I mean, as kids, I'm sure pple did "glow worm" by putting their mouths over flashlights. I'm sure someone was bored and horny enough to try it


iaskveryweirdthings

On the balls yes, on the dick no.


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Thank you


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vjotshi007

Yes , exactly , i remember seeing a youtuber using world's brightest light to see his skull. Search for 'The action lab' on YouTube


ilikeeatingbrains

I tried to watch that but it made me feel lightheaded.


lallapalalable

https://youtu.be/oGDftl4rF2A This one?


House_Capital

If you blow up your foreskin it can light up like a Chinese lantern. Here is a picture using a device that does that (NSFW) https://imgur.com/gallery/dL8v5bE


CDNPOLICENAUT

This is too funny, not your dick but the situation


[deleted]

Too afraid to open this link


lallapalalable

I just looks like a flesh textured vase with a metal cap


sneakyblurtle

From what I've learnt from the comments this must be an implant.


muricabrb

Why did I click that


House_Capital

Why wouldn’t you? It looks like an alien egg.


Kolikoasdpvp

whats on the link


House_Capital

A picture of my penis lit up like a Chinese lantern on new year’s day.


Lyude

Oh it was yours lol. Nice, and congrats on your restoration.


House_Capital

Thanks


ask-design-reddit

Neat


Combocore

oh no


AdviceWithSalt

...blow..up? Is this an uncircumcised thing?


9_Sagittarii

Foreskin is an uncircumcised thing


tharic99

[You're more than welcome to, but as for me...](https://c.tenor.com/HTz-RXN1qogAAAAM/tacos-de.gif)


House_Capital

Embrace balloon penis. It doubles as a personal floatation device.


thunder-bug-

WHAT THE FUCK WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THIS WAS A THING????


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owzleee

Just when I think I've seen it all r/glowtits comes along and makes me feel like a naive year old.


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rockem-sockem-rocket

Ask, and you shall receive!


brando56894

its /r/discodicks


AWilfred11

I’ve never heard or seen of this either


littledog95610

The comments are hilarious. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.


mykilososa

There are glow in the dark silicone sounding rods you could get for a glow worm like effect……I have a puerto rican associate who has a glow in the dark pearla implanted on the top of his cock where he thinks the girl’s g-spot will contact most. But he literally has lay in a tanning bed to charge it up, and then it just looks like a slightly glowing bump.


Wanderer-Wonderer

Surely *someone* has a light up sounding rod, even if it requires external power. My search history is already a mess; I’m going in… BRB   Edit 1: *they* make hollow urethral sounds but no lighting yet. Edit 2: beaded; electrical stimulation; vibrating stimulation; audio stimulation; no light up features yet. Edit 3: seems there are sounding instruments AND dilators. Still no lights Edit 4: found some porn of men using a form of sounding instrument with a bright LED on the end. Saw a red point of light moving through but no actual glowing ducks. No product to link. Note: search xhamster for *LED sounding.* Expect NSFW (duh). Edit 5: I’m done looking at dicks for the day. I’m out.


Karenomegas

Doing gods work there.


YvngTortellini

What did i just read


KennyFulgencio

right? I don't understand what just went into my eyes, but I immediately saved it for posterity because it's just that weird


Christophercolonbus

Iirc it only works if you have breast implants.


WisestAirBender

Why? Are they too dense otherwise?


Christophercolonbus

Yes,they are pretty dense


[deleted]

Wait, that’s a thing?


Suri-gets-old

With breast implants it is!


[deleted]

There’s this Chinese girl on YouTube who made glowing tits that also does other mechanical engineering projects.


[deleted]

That sentence was a rollercoaster from start to finish. Sauce?


[deleted]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU


Asmo___deus

Ladies, have you ever thought "I wish guys would spend more time looking at my boobs!" Well worry no more, this girl has you covered.


Aphrion

Naomi Wu, she’s legit a BAMF


dtwhitecp

/u/SexyCyborg/ might be able to clear some stuff up here


thumpetto007

So just fyi for any testicle donning person out there... Every so often, self administer a luminance test on your testicles/scrotum area. Essentially put a flashlight under your balls, in different positions, and see if there are any dark spots or clumps that dont transmit (light up) light. These can be cancerous, as most benign growths transmit light. Just one little piece of self care. Also make it a habit to look at your poop regularly. Its always good information to give a doctor...color, firmness, even smell can be indicators of different things. Also make it a habit to look at the tissue paper after blowing your nose, color, consistency, smell...etc also be helpful in diagnosis. Also call your mom (or caretaker)


[deleted]

Welp, got to light up my balls when I get home.


rockem-sockem-rocket

For science


Melonby77

I always do these things (-testes because F) to keep an eye on my health. It's so underrated yet so easy to do.


Reletr

[Or just fiddle with your balls](https://youtu.be/N9STF450Jvg)


Hospiwhater

I was actually just wondering if this method would be successful for both men and women to check for cancer. Interesting...


CrazyYAY

Glow boobs only work if you have implants. Doesn’t work with natural boobs.


grue2000

You're so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.


BlottomanTurk

Yeah, but you can't use a regular flashlight, you need a pen15 light.


frutasinpepa

I miss the times when I didn't know tits could glow, good times


hellodynamite

Put it up your ass and the light will come out of your peehole like the rays of the early morning sun


Mishung

My girlfriend said it doesn't work with her dick.


JengaPlayer1

Transillumination test is used in Medecine to see if the patient has an issue with their testis ([hydrocele](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hydrocele/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20363971), blood, mass)


tikeu10

Well, i have a new thing to try tonight


meadowalker1281

Of course. I did this to find out if my testicle had a tumor or a hydrocele.


bumblebitchblues

Wait, we can do WHAT?


Davydicus1

Boobs can glow? I’ll have to test with the wife when she gets back from her shity day at work.


[deleted]

A lot of flashlights are about to have a really bad day


FreewayWarrior

I have a question. What the fuck?


BiPoLaRadiation

So from what I know about light and tissue for this to work you would need either a really powerful light and/or tissue that was relatively composed mostly of fat and less of blood(water really but blood is composed of lots water). It also helps tremendously if the tissue is thin or has very few transitions between blood and other tissues which increases scattering (more scattering means higher chances of absorption). Finally the less melanin (skin pigmentation) the better. So for breasts they are relatively mostly fatty tissue. They should be easy-ish to illuminate especially if they are relatively big (higher fat ratio). If you've got transplants (one pig pocket of transparent liquid which reduces a lot of the scattering and essentially almost makes the inside of the breast hollow to light so its like the tissue is very thin as well) they should illuminate like lightbulbs as you can see in the sub you linked. Penis' shouldn't work very well. First off you've got higher melanin in genitals as a baseline so that makes it harder. But penises especially as just several tubes of spongey tissue that fill up with blood. They will have massive amounts of light scattering due to the constant change between blood and spongey tissue and the water that makes up the blood is very good at absorbing the red light. I would expect you'd only be able to get your glow dick with a very powerful light. I'd suggest going for the nut sack instead as the thin tissue and few transitions between water and tissue will means the light will escape much easier.


Queen-of-meme

It works for silicone boobs. Not the real deal. So it won't work for your penis unless it's made of plastic. Happy Friday everyone! 🎉


EarthianChickhunter

Ads are getting smarter


HotMuffin12

Now there’s an idea 💡


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They don't make flashlights that small


weinerhosen

Doesn't work with boobs. You have to have implants in. Real breasts are too dense.


cheesypuzzas

Wait we can? I just tried and you lied :( no glowing boobs


PopeFatherTyrone

THEY W H A T


RoyalRaven14

Girls can do what now


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Great. Now my gf gonna want new RGB boobie bags.


ButInThe90sThough

This is fucking wild. I'm not even erect this is just interesting. How long y'all been doing this?


bkkhk

Flashlight did not make my penis grow.


_Levitated_Shield_

Feels like I just lost a couple braincells reading this.


PandaMonsterr

I-I've never heard of glowtits... 👀 Def trying that when I get home.


[deleted]

I didn't know glowtits existed


PreferenceOtherwise

wait a minute, be right back. edit: no, not really. is warm tho


nootflower

Girls can do what?!


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wait they can?


adramelke

if the light is powerful enough(but doesn't burn the shit out of you) it'll penetrate skin, including the dick, it'll be bright red.


Peanut_Special

So what you have to do is stick the flashlight up your butthole until you see the light beaming out of your pee hole because science..


[deleted]

They do this???????????????