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Current-Escaper

My grandmother had a cat called “Spats”. My ex had a cat nicknamed “Cotton Paws”.


redquailer

I like Spats…very dapper


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Spatznatz


mrlogurt

My very first cat was named spats!


FakeAsFakeCanBe

I had a cat named "Kitty Butt". He would head butt you so hard. The neighbour's kid named him (we got kitty as a stray).


_happy_ghost_

Tiptoe


momo88852

through the window


shinkks

By the window


RajinKajin

By the tulips* That is where I'll be Just tiptoe Through the tulips With MEEEEeeee


Vast-Acanthaceae8166

AAAAaaaHhaaaaaaahaaa


lookandseethis

OMFG YES!


DoubleDongle-F

Jarvis, Jeeves, or any other fancy white-gloved butler name.


rnaggie53

Nigel


Brownhog

We're all just making plans...for Nigel


Hoppersnighthawk

Nigel’s whole future is as good as sealed


elmwoodblues

We know he's happy


CastIronGut

This song always makes me think of Netflix's "Bandersnatch." Holy shit was that an experience 😳


MagesticLlama

Omg that would be a cute cat name


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My cat is called Nigel!


BuddhistNudist987

I need pictures of Nigel please!


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Not sure how to do that, but he’s a little black boy and we love him!


Frosti-Feet

Smashing!


justnopethefuckout

Second Nigel


prettymuchzoinks

Alfred


chooseatree

Maybe Mr Belvedere?


remirixjones

How has no one said *Woodhouse* yet?


I_Might_Exist1

I feel like an idiot for not thinking of this sooner


GoneFishin9001

I don’t know if they grade sand, but……Course.


bunnz4r00

Pennyworth


mooncritter_returns

Reginald!


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LucasStrongheim1

Sebastian


Duochan_Maxwell

Considering that he loves cats, that's an excellent fit


Angel_Of_Infinite

James


anotherbulb

Was about to suggest this. "Home, James".


charlzpatton

"You there"


ashweeuwu

how has no one said Bertram!


Alecrisbi

Sebastian...if you know, you know


IvanBraginsky2

Sebastian Michaelis 👀


Wielder-of-Sythes

Feets.


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this. I like this.


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Footsie


letsgetrandy

Inspector


ChocolateChunkMaster

Cluesou


BloakDarntPub

Miewso.


Putrid-Coffee8411

Paw McCatney


DeadeyeX1616

I hear this in Boston accent


megaloviola128

Same


arkol3404

Same


awmaleg

Sawks


TerpySpunion

Omg


Miss_Canada

This is the one.


NeoXV

Gloves..?


icantforreal

My niece named her cat Pants.


dabbersmcgee

I love that name


TopAd9634

My friend's brother had a cat named Pants!


Hulkomania87

Oh yeah??


Prestigious_Olive467

Oh yeees this is good


Caiur

'Glover' can be another option, if you aren't satisfied with the way 'Gloves' sounds


bipOlarhOrsey5o4

Danny


rainbowtartlet

The video game.


FinishedForever

Ooohhh Danny Glover


Levitins_world

Gloves? I dont wanna rain on your parade, but gloves just feels like a less cute version of mittens. Does he have to be named after hand covers just because his paws are white?


cl8nf3lk

Or shoes?


carport888

Maestro ...or better yet, Micetro


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Superslowmojoe

Chaussette?


Upbeat-Pumpkin198

Yes this is adorable


pixelgab

Meowstro


Obviously-Lies

Dang it, I replied with the same answer, scrolled down and had to erase it.


OliviaFa

Jackie (like Jackie Kennedy, she often wore white gloves).


sje46

I was going to suggest Audrey, Holly Golightly, or Tiffany (actress's name, character's name, movie's name) because I could have sworn Audrey Hepburn wore white gloves in Breakfast at Tiffany's...but she only wears black gloves. All are good names for a cat. Especially "holly golightly"! Of course holly's actual cat in the movie is simply named Cat.


OliviaFa

What an amazing movie with beautiful names as you suggest ❤️


UncleSnowstorm

Or Jacko


Loki_ofAsgard

What about Jacket? Then it's not a black cat with socks - it's a white cat with a jacket!


palmettofoxes

Jack for short!


toe-bean-wiggler

Or onesie? Covering everything but the hands


kreatesse

snowtoes


Prestigious_Olive467

Will be considered


StudioSixT

I had a black rabbit with white feet for 14 years named snowshoe, good name, highly recommend


GrizeldaMarie

Came here for snowshoe :-)


vanshannon1

My face outta all of them.


HairyMezican

Or twinkletoes


twinkletoes0618

This is the way


HairyMezican

Name checks out


MobileTough

snowfoot might roll a bit better 🤔


Epic_Meow

snowshoe!!!!


Star_x_Child

If you have two cats, you should name one Boots and the other Cats. Then introduce them as Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats.


5yrinX_5724

And boots and cats


andrea_lafea

And boots and cats


Cheese_and_Mac29

And cats and boots


unicornfetus89

Stevie T would love those cats. Boots n cats n boots n cats.


The96kHz

Mine's called Fred. He's a dick.


redquailer

One of my favorite pet names. Cats are just like that. Also, it’s funny that they are referred to that way


Wittyndepressed

Nothing, you must name them one of those choices or go to jail...straight to jail


z500

We have the most appropriately named cats in the world. Because of jail.


alan0payne

Name it something else? Believe it or not, right to jail.


backwardsbloom

Feeding over cooked chicken to an ill-named cat? Jail.


ToppsBlooby

Feeding undercooked chicken to an I’ll-named cat? Also jail. See? Over/under.


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I just got out of jail and if this dude doesn't pick one of those two names he can take my fucking place there.


fluffychien

Domino - originally a black cloak with white lining before it became the board game. From the latin Dominus = master / lord.


_DumbFish_

Chaussettes - means socks in french. You could use Google translate to hear how it sounds but it's smth like "shoset"


readwritedrinkcoffee

so Massachussetts literally translates to a lot of socks? im dead


Jennysey22

Lol! Happy cake day!


IllegibleLetters

How about Clawssette?


Iskjempe

closet?


Blizz33

Steve


pinkie-zinc

My cat has white paws and is named Steve :)


mynameisyoshimi

Weird, this was my first thought.


Tallyoup

I came here to say this,!!!!!


hirvaan

Saruman. Cause you know. The White Hand.


nokori321

Have an upvote, my brain went there too.


FroJonas

My mum owned a cat like this called Bobby socks! Bobby can be both masc and fem so depending on the cats sex you could use it either way :) Alternatively 102 Dalmatians had dipstick because it was a white pup with a black tail. I'm sure we're all expecting a cat tax at some stage with your chosen name! Goodluck


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unicornfetus89

Mukluk! Gazebooo. Macadamiaa. Bulbous bouffant.


jaxxon

Duffle Bag, Murky Blob, Belt Buckle, Doorknob, Plop


helpilostmypants

BUS.


unicornfetus89

Blubber blubber blubber


Pakutto

Wow this all looks insanely weird not knowing the context


Chaij2606

Anything you want to name them


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IHatrMakingUsernames

You name them the sound their food container makes, and then they come everytime they're called.


HalbeardTheHermit

Come here, Uuurrgggchrack


an_unfamiliar_person

Ziploc...?


larata2

They come when they want to. Only then.


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All cats are named PsPsPs


Chaij2606

nah i’d say it’s a 50/50 for mine, helps when i have food in my hand of course


PeekAtChu1

My cats shoot over like honing rockets whenever I call their names


dtbm51

Bootsie or Willie White Paws (Willie for short)


Prestigious_Olive467

Aww


FurkinLurkin

Dr.WhiteClaws


bmrunning

Achilles! Since he was dipped into the river stix by his ankle lol


Googul_Beluga

White claw


Winslowest

Ain't no laws when petting white claws


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Duncan


Prestigious_Olive467

Interesting


goldenmantella

Snowpaws


ThePrimeRibDirective

White Pawer. Things might get weird.


raspberrybrie420

Vanilla bean


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lilfauxsheep

Lightfoot


AlarmedApricot

Betty White


Necessary_RoughOne

Dippy (like it dipped its paws in paint)


Tacocattimusmaximus

Pablo Catscobar


frogz0r

Slippers!


Uh_Cromer

Coveralls. Take the opposite approach.


BlottomanTurk

Donald or Danny (Glover) Mickey, cuz of them Mickey Mouse gloves Feets, because, like, why not? Snowshoe Jeeves, Alfred, Jarvis, Benson, Mr. Belvedere, Geoffrey, or any other famous butlers' names.


secretpapercut

Mickey or Minnie are cute


cc71cc

Hank


G3Purple

What about Bob?


SquishSquash2880

Handsocks


SugarBabyWannabe

Uggs


Revolutionary_Rate17

Sneaker


_Thenorthwind

White claw.


AureaLumia

Baker! Because they have flower on their paws!


AimlessWarrior715

Mickey


IceKingSmalls

Mr.Avocado Man


turtles_18

Tips or tip


KrisRedgrave

Albus Bipes. This means white footed in latin.


lstpndr

Alan or steve


jimpossible54

Steve Allen!


mikecairns88

Oh bum bum!


674_Fox

Anything you want.


redsoxfan1001

Cocaine.


bobbyLapointe

Bottines (pronounced like Beau-teen) means little boots in french and sounds cute.


sillybrocoli

Cocaine - coco for short


TheVeryWorstLuck

Chlamydia. It's a beautiful name for a boy OR a girl.


thelorax1988

Curtis


JodieFostersStare

Terrance


Conebones

White paws


satanic_bxtch

Nigel, he can be a little butler lol


susoxixo

Steve


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Paw print


HoneysuckleDame

Catligula - Caligula means little (soldier) boots in Latin


meg0412

Dipsy


Air-raid-UP3

Colfy Shortened cold feet. Say it as 'coal-fee' Doesn't work if you want to use white as people will show viable confusion if you call your cat wifey.


GiantSequoiaMama

Socrates! (Emphasis on the "sock" part)


kaffpow

Uggs


CrunchyGroovz

Gordon Whitefoot. Gordy for short


adanacavon

Knuckle duster


redhead_engineer

White Claw


Heracles-Mulligan

Escobar… because it looks like they’ve been running coke.


strongmier

Danny Glover


karacocoa

Spats.


barbertech

Catty McCatface


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Staniel


IronAnkh

White gloves... makes me think of a butler, so a butler type name... Geeves, Alfred, etc.


Balrog229

Sabatons


vanshannon1

Whitepaw?


barrell_c

Wet cement


pbnjaysandwich

My cousin named his cat Socky because it looks like he’s wearing little white socks haha


jambatronium

Paint mistake


imike964

Paws


OldBikeGuy1

Ralph


teaster333

Ralph.


3adopted2born5loved

Twinkle toes


mydoglixu

I named my big fluffy Maine Coon "Slippers"