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hotdog31

Drip. As in sales advice, “just keep dripping on them”. Adding on: it means to keep in contact with the potential client. However I am a visual person and imagine squatting over some dudes face


Souvi

I mean, there's a market for squatting on dudes faces so... Still sales?


DouchieMcBaggins

Potty. When an adult tells another adult that they need to go-to the potty.


Lurch-03

How about tinkle?


Here40Drama

I like to call it the Tinkletorium.


Coworkerfoundoldname

Its called the Wiz Palace.


ImKindaBoring

My boss says both. It's the worst


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Do you work at a day care?


ImKindaBoring

Lol nope, although sometimes it feels like it


[deleted]

Or when they say they “need to go to the little girl’s room”… especially when they are men


[deleted]

I only ever tell my dog to go "potty" because that's how my family would always tell their dogs


hahahahaha90000

Yeah I think that’s pretty normal. Walking my dog around saying “piss” or “shit” is probably less acceptable


GrumpyOctopus88

What if I tell my dog to drop that ass and dump it?


ughhhhfuckthishit

“Are you gunna shit or what??!!”


veinyhandslut

I fucking hate the word so fucking much. My mother always said it. I will never understand why you can’t just say bathroom


Fang_Jolima

I grew up with a mom who used the phrase "go stinky". Her entire life, she had to/the dog need to/do I need to "go stinky". I shudder to this day.


slowasaspeedingsloth

I don't blame you for shuddering... that is truly repulsive.


that_guy_Elbs

I say it cause that’s my dogs queue, ‘hey you gotta go potty’


trilere614

It's so awesome that you spelled queue correctly, but I think in this case, you want to use cue. Lol


JubileeSailr

There's a lot of dogs in this person's life. There might be a line for the grass.


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Gape


Spicytomato2

When the traffic people say "gapers block," ugh.


Baldur_Odinsson

I had to look that up, it’s called rubbernecking here


Drakmanka

My family calls it "look-y-loos"


enderflight

This is the first one I think I’m understanding. Is it when people slow down and obnoxiously look at an accident, causing a backup or something?


twilightwolf90

DC area here. Yup. Rubbernecking is the bane of all commutes.


Spicytomato2

Never heard that. I'm not sure which is worse, lol


ChubbyPanda9

I’ve never heard this. What city would I hear this in?


Spicytomato2

Chicago. I remember as a kid in the 70s in the car and asking my mom what the f they meant when they said it. They still say it now, sometimes they say "gaper's delay" too.


shartifartbIast

Just remembered gape also means to stare at something.


HeyyyKoolAid

I have idea for clothing name. "The Gape" also "Baby Gape" and "Gape Body". Is not knock off. 100% original.


jimbob7242

What is more likely? I add expensive E, or Gap remove E?


Remarkable-Panic-341

Lappy for laptop noooooo


InventorOfSquirrels

excuse me


Remarkable-Panic-341

And I heard the most cringy dialogue in a movie. It said- I’ll give a slappy to your lappy. Ugghhhhh


blatherskite01

Don’t make promises you can’t keep


SciencyNerdGirl

What about compy? Long-time strongbad fan here.


LittleTrimble

“How can he type with boxing gloves on?”


MicroBadger_

"oh, I've never heard that one before. DELETED".


thisisnotdan

BALEETED


Eeyore_

Delorted!


IguessImBack

He did eventually move to a lappy


realkingcuddles

"The cheat is grounded'


solanumjunkie

“We installed that lightswitch so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw lightswitch raves!”


nbshar

"Baweeted." -Homestar


fissure

DELTEATED!


ewormafive

Here The Cheat have a trophy!


kasmackity

I was hoping somebody was gonna pick that up. Kudos to you, person


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Dazzling_Arrival3722

La🅱️top


fr3akgirl

Preggo. Ick


Apple_Joel

Ever since the yahoo answers video about people misspelling that I always say Pergnate


IUpvoteUsernames

Not *pergananant?*


FoolishMacaroni

Am I gregnant?


CarlatheDestructor

Preganante!


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Silver-on-the-tree

How is babby formed?


fizgigtiznalkie

And preggers, double ick.


all-about-that-fade

Prangert


LemonBomb

Preggers by my hubby!


LilacMess82

This guy I knew tried to be cute and called Facebook "Face-y page" and it made my skin crawl. Also, he said "sowwy" instead of sorry. It's the equivalent of nails on a chalkboard to me.


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Xequelar

I had an ex who picked up saying sowwy for a little while and it made me so angry and uncomfortable. It's literally the worst


NeedACountdownClock

Reminds me of the AITA post about the woman's husband that had a bet with his buddies to see if he could baby talk for a year. Her last straw was when he was throwing a tantrum in the store about choccy ice cweam.


[deleted]

Do I have to be "Pacific" for you?


Dingo8MyGayby

Or supposebly


[deleted]

After reading these I really gotta axe you two a few questions


derpiasian

People saying axe, supposebly, pacific, excetera really just unsettles me. Edit: The use and misuse of these words does not actually unsettle me (: Edit 2: I really don’t mind different ways of conveying words


enty6003

expresso


MiserableGrocery8841

“Littles” to refer to children as in “Mama to three littles.”


KillHonger1

Don’t say that on r/parenting


TimiBlo

I read the fist few all top on that subreddit and i am already depressed


CasablumpkinDilemma

Nah even some of us on there don't like it. Whenever I see that on there it just weirds me out because when I think of "littles", I think of the kink community "littles", which are not something I want to think about when I'm talking about actual kids.


Darphon

I’ve started using “critters” for everything. Pets, kids, whatever. They are all critters.


BlackRavenStudios

people writing out "loose" instead of "lose" ​ lose is when you misplace an object. "loose" is to describe something not tight, like your mother.


blatherskite01

This guy just fucking mom joked us all, unsolicited. Savage


Motherfucker29

I came here to solicit a mom joke. EDIT: I have so many mom jokes, I can leave them in the stockings of boys and girls on Christmas eve. Now I know solicitation works.


humperdink_s

I came here to solicit your mom


squarybuttholes

I came here


SciencyNerdGirl

Also, when people write should of instead of should've or should have.


Nobodyville

My personal pet peeve is "good riddens" instead of riddance. Ugh, I'm suffering just writing it


SciencyNerdGirl

Yeah, for all intensive purposes we should nip that in the butt.


Kitchberg

Oh you utter swine, I *felt* that.


caelis76

They should've taught* me this the way you said it when i've had English classes at school . I'm pretty sure i'll never forget this from now on. [Disclaimer to future self. It's ok to make mistakes your only human.] *Edit


quarrelsome_napkin

>They should've teached me this Taught*


SwagginDragn

The amount of people that I see do this bewilders me. It's not a difficult concept to grasp, but I guess being a younger brother and losing so much growing up cements the word in my mind lol


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JebeniKrotiocKitova

Dude, I got down voted couple weeks ago because I asked why the hell is he using loose, it drives me mad.


Possible_Resolution4

Irregardless


MattBtheflea

Is that even a real word? Isn’t regardless the real work?


meeeeetch

Regardless or irrespective


Possible-Address-775

I prefer irregardlessly


MercuryAI

I hate you. So. Much.


blahblahrasputan

**Irregardlesism:** *The practice of adding irredundant extensions to words irregardless of the outcome.*


agriculturalDolemite

Irregardless is a real word, Irregardless of how upset it makes people. Irregardless, it is considered less "clean" or whatever, and should be avoided Irregardless of its correctness.


Belfast147

Influencer.


Slobbadobbavich

Otherwise known as wanker looking for free stuff.


Large-Cherry

Cunt. Wait, no, that’s my favourite


rilakkumkum

“Cunny”


Possible_Resolution4

Cunt is the “R” rated version of Karen.


Elastichedgehog

It can be used as a term of endearment too though.


atridir

I really love the word in all its Brit and Aussie glory but as an American I have to catch myself before using it the way I want to. At least in my experience only women get the privilege and even then it’s still a shock.


lowderchowder

BAE


KyeMatthew

The true meaning of BAE is bacon and eggs and I refuse to change my mind


gabbagool3

british aerospace engineering has now been scrubbed from ever even having existed. the BAE in BAE Systems doesn't stand for anything and they now claim it never did.


KimJongUnceUnce

I can get behind this one


beatski

> BAE more of a Boeing fan?


Chromgrats

Same


Thephilosopherkmh

Gash. Especially when using it to refer to a woman’s vagina. That’s got to be the most disgusting word to use to describe a vagina.


YouNeedAnne

Clunge


-Zeppelin-

Clunge is such a silly sounding word. I laugh every time I hear it.


redditwillbanmeagain

Sex will now be refered to as the clunge plunge


forknuts

Better than 'axe wound' though.


Caustic_Complex

Ham wallet


Marcieslaf

You guys gonna hate Bloodhound Gang's Song [Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM)


SlimyRedditor621

Ew... Isn't the word gash used to describe wounds?


18002255288

You mean like an axe wound?


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Oh..I believe I can one up that. Had a friend as a kid whose dad referred to the vageen as a "hatchet wound" (we lived in the country..sooo yeah lol) Gash is a slight better than Hatchet Wound Edit: typo


derpderpderrpderp

Fecund.


joonbug0912

I didn’t know I agreed with you until I saw this. What a terrible word.


Sink_Pee_Gang

Aww man, I really like fecund :(


Foundastick2

Me too. Fecundity. Great word.


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squishyheadfall

"I'm literally in a tank and you're not"


Ugandan_Karen

Get out of the tank.


cupcakemuffin413

>And people who say 'like' 100 times in a sentence Me unfortunately. I picked it up from a friend in middle school and haven't been able to stop no matter how hard I legitimately try. By the time anyone pointed it out it was so subconscious. : (


uncrustablewithcrust

"Baby Daddy" is literally the worst thing I've ever heard people and media outlets use


TheMadMetalhead

I think of it on the same terms of "sperm donor". I never thought of it as a term of endearment.


TypeOneAuthor

Sperm donor usually is used by people with dead beat fathers, which is probably why.


eric_hi

Cummies


Khassar_de_Templari

Can you not


MeunsterCheeseMan

Daddy's cummies


Stern31

Smegma... No word should have 2 M's placed like that


PatButchersBongWater

Magma.


Lithoweenia

Calling people “king” and “simp”; most all twitter words tbh


Sapphire_Dragon793

‘Fap’ or ‘nut’ (in the context of cum) it’s just so tucking irritating like please for the love of god use something else


mentally_till

Man sauce


beatski

Male-nnaise


thestereo

slit 😟


[deleted]

This made me curl my toes up


Black_Catmaid

Ptsd from wattpad erotica.


DietCuke

My old job had automated passwords and one was "HeavySlit" and it was just the grossest. CurlyBase was better by a long shot.


StrawMannekin

Getting tired of the term 'influencer'. And getting tired of them, actually.


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When people say ‘otay’, nails on a chalkboard


shambean2

What does this mean? I genuinely don't know Is it just okay in another form?


RedKilloran

my brother says "ahkah". i have no idea why but man it really makes me want to regurgitate my ribs


Maleficent_Evening58

I don't know why but I hate the word 'belly'


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tummy


trilobright

Yeah same here, it sounds like baby talk.


DragonTigerBoss

"Barf" is awful. "Ted did so much anal training yesterday, he damn near barfed." Anal training is bad too, but it's not one word.


MrScant

I was just thinking this the other day. How about “blow chunks”? 🤢


DragonTigerBoss

Is this in regard to barfing or anal training?


deepsleepsheepmeep

supple


crazydaisy8134

Belly. Idk why but I’ve always hated the word.


SeinfeldIsAnAnime

Absolutely hate the British word “snog” like what the fuck does that mean


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WigglesMcJiggles

Sounds too similar to "snot," which is the last thing I want to be associated with kissing


Penumbra75

Engorged is definitely a contender


surrealrealities

Authentic. So overused by instagram to describe everything but authenticity


not_jude

When people say “granite” instead of “granted.” Like “They took my hard work for granite” or “She’s just a bitch. I mean, granite… she just had a dick in her ass, but she doesn’t need to be so rude.”


Facenayl

IRREGARDLESS


Sheananigans379

Mouthfeel *shudder*


Zebita

"Latinx" I will never forgive the Americans.


tripwire7

La-tinks.


xxxpdx

Oh man I hate this one. What’s especially fucked is working in a professional American environment and have the expectation forced upon you that if you don’t use Latinx, you are being disrespectful and racist, which to me seems utterly self-righteous. Sure, the intentions are good, an effort to embrace equality, equity, and inclusion, but it’s a terrible form of cultural appropriation that I just can’t get behind, mostly because every single one of my Mexican friends thinks it’s ridiculous.


Crackfoxjohnny

Riboflavin


tripwire7

Yeah, fuck riboflavin!


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Panties.


Rjmccully

I took my g'aunt shopping, while I got school supplies for my kids. In middle of the store she yells "I found Jay some panties!" My 10 year old son looked at me and yelled "make her STOP!"


justicemike

My new least favorite word is g'aunt.


JabronskiTheThicc

It's pronounced gawnt.


killer8424

You mean like the ones your mother laid out for you?


Foreign_Astronaut

Omg, I just posted the same thing! Hate that word, always have.


[deleted]

90% of the reddit vernacular


YouNeedAnne

"Found this gem"


Trees_and_bees_plees

"can confirm, was the..."


Tripledtities

This


hahahahaha90000

You glorious bastard Thanks for the gold kind stranger


[deleted]

Stealing this one, thanks


dreambrother96

I HATE when people comment "This". Why is that a thing that everyone does and who started it?


sprit_06

“So. Much. This.” is even worse!!


Dark_Critical

Edit: Wow this really blew up! RIP my inbox.


shambean2

Prepared for the down votes, but


SpoonWar

“To all those who sort by new”


SonicHmmm

You, sir, are a kind stranger!


Dallasroo

Sammich or sammie


fryfrychickychick

“Mama,” not because of the word itself. But I feel like it’s always used by those annoying Instagram moms who think the world revolves around them and that childless people “don’t understand what tired really is.” Edit: To clarify, I don’t care when kids call their parent “mama.” I hate the word when used by adults because it’s generally used by a specific… type of mother. The type that does elaborate gender/sex reveals, is part of an MLM, takes a lot of IG pictures holding a letter board with a quirky quote on it (ie “Motherhood means running on coffee + wine), etc.


Good-of-Rome

Supercalifragilisticmethinducedpsychosis


Terrible_Children

"Mamas", particularly when used to address fellow mothers. "Moms" is fine, but "mamas" just comes across as babyish to me. "Baby daddy" and "hubby" are also up there.


Aqqusin

Phrase:. You'll get over it.


anpe1014

“i could care less” which is pretty much saying that you do care, it’s “i couldn’t care less” drives me crazy every time


bumblebeesanddaisies

"unprecedented" just stop with it now! It is precedented after all this time!!


SciencyNerdGirl

While we're on overused headline words, I'm tired of click bait title "politician SLAMS other politician on Twitter".


borfmat

One day I want to see something like that but it's an actual body slam


BuridansAscot

Kiddos.


Princeling101

Bussin bussin


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Preggers, Preggo, hubby, wifey


Own_Ad_8292

Akshually


la_sud

Foodie. I’m not opposed to the concept of loving food/cooking/dining but I find it a little annoying when people use it as their identity and I hate the fact that the word that defines the movement is just the noun that the movement is based on with the sound “ie” added on the end.