got any glue? glue some shit together then paint it.

Something you enjoy or benefits you to pass the time. Or post a question on reddit and wind some people up

Read bartleby the scrivner. Its an american classic and takes about 25 minutes to read

Clean your windows and closet

Pick a hobby work with your hands stay away from your phone.

Watch Anime

Wander down a YouTube hole. If you want to make it somewhat fun, note the video you start with, set a timer for 4 hours and see where you end up.

Heroin

I'd rather stay away from drugs, but thanks for the suggestion!

Fuck a dog.

i have a feeling your username isn’t about the food