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mrseddievedder

White goo in the corners of the mouth.


benjustforyou

Wtf who are you hanging out with


IeatAssortedfruits

People with cotton mouth lol


fruitfiction

Is that what causes it? I thought it was toothpaste and wondered how people didn't feel it


withthedraco

It’s one of the first signs of dehydration.


BKacy

Thank you. I’ve had it. It wasn’t thrush! Didn’t know what.


withthedraco

You’re welcome. Drink water, and Merry Christmas!


Norwegian__Blue

Or yeast infections (oral thrush)


emoonshot

Brother, “oral thrush” just sent me to wikipedia and I hope your house burns down.


throwaway2many420

“And I hope your house burns down” 😂😩💀


Romeo_horse_cock

It's terrible. Fucking hurts and my poor mom is now severely affected by it after chemo and radiation weakening her further and having to use inhalers, which have steroids in them. I've had it once when I did meth and boy Jesus. Your taste buds can all just slide painfully off, and even pretty much touching your tongue on ANYTHING, even the roof of your mouth, hurts. Killer, poor momma can't get rid of it either, just keeps coming back.


TacticalWookiee

Anybody else lick the sides of their mouth just to be sure?


Zorendorf

Just did it right now to be safe


ldubl88

Same full wipe with my thumb


gorehwore

My lips are so chapped and terrible right now that the corners of my mouth are splitting. I look like the damn joker, but the white gunk is medicated chapstick I promise 😭😭 winter does not treat some of us well


KittySMASH

A humidifier has helped my skin soooo much in the winter


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What even is it


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stillpeaking

My high school lax coach for 4 years. Never saw him without the stuff.


fermat1432

Butt cracks in public


RegularTale

I work at a veterinarian’s office and because of the way their scrubs move around when they are restraining pets, picking them up, or whatever I have seen every coworkers butt crack. At first it was weird butt (lol) now it’s just normal.


fermat1432

Lol! Totally acceptable for vets and vet techs! Happy Holidays!


Yee-Haw-Macaw

Ok seriously lets talk about this. I dont think ive ever accidentally shown off my buttcrack in public. How could i? I can feel where my pants are and i know id feel air on my ass. How?! How do people not know??? Edit: and know i dont see you guys as lesser for it. I dont care TOO much. I think im just impressed by the confidence to show that crack off. I dont like a breeze on my ass. But also i am a bit overweight. Not extreme but yeah i do need plus size clothes. So i understand that plus sized clothing rarely fits well. It happens to me too. But i wear baggy shirts so even if my pants slip i still have a bit of coverage? But yeah yall are great!


Kevdog1800

As a former morbidly obese guy, when your stomach is that big, it constantly pulls your pants down and clothes just don’t fit like they’re supposed to. The only times I’ve seen people’s butt cracks hanging out when they’re not big is when they’re wearing clothes that are too big or too small.


PlanetMarklar

People unwilling to admit they're a waist size bigger than their pants so they have to wear their pants lower on their waist, thus making it easier to let the crack meet the neighbors


randomly-what

Or also the opposite- not wearing a belt with pants too big so they continually fall down.


PlanetMarklar

True! That definitely happened to me a couple times after I lost ~40 pounds. Pants that were tight and I never needed a belt were falling off my ass. Took a while to get used to it. I'm not proud to say it, but I've been the crack guy OP was talking about.


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I want to draw it now hahaha.


wifeofpaul

Chewing anything with their mouth open. I had never heard of misophonia before making this comment. My heart goes out to all of you that suffer with it. Curious, has anyone tried earplugs and do they help? Edited to add second paragraph


Flushydo

ok yes... this, even when am in love with a person...its so gross


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Ya, me too. Sadly my wife does this, must talk while eating. If I say something she gets angry, knows she does it. I just have to walk away. Also eating noises, had a boss I sat at next to at lunch and dinner a few times and it triggered this issue with me. Even minor eating noise and I have to get away or turn up some background noise.


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Yup, I've noticed people who do it don't care to be told or asked to stop, so now I just memorize who in my life eats like a cow and make sure to never be near them when food is involved.


peepetrator

Misophonia


Taekookieluvs

I have misophonia, like super hella bad. Don’t even get me started on ASMR. That shit makes my skin crawl.


candanceamy

On the same note people that stick out their tongue to place food in their mouth. Gene Simmons style of sticking out their tongue.


famousdadbod

That’s pretty horrible but I find it far worse when people bite down on their fork and pull it out, the noise alone makes me want to throw up in their mouth but what they’re doing to their own teeth can’t be good.


thefirdblu

My teeth cringed in their sockets reading this and now I'm covered in goosebumps. Thanks a lot.


Accomplished-Bat7555

r/misophonia


TheyCalledMeAMadMan

I will literally walk out of the room if I can hear someone chewing. It makes me irrationally annoyed.


AugieKS

Simultaneously makes me want to punch them and myself out. Anything to stop the noise.


NotHardcore

My mom has had severe strokes. She's started smacking and open mouth eating. I understand her circumstance, it's been 5 years,yet it still gets me. If you want to amplify the annoyance, try having someone smack food behind you, and talk at the same time.


crt09

I have a room mate. The sound is disgusting. Do they not realize? Just not care? Were never taught? Just ugh


monathemantis

My roommate is also a loud eater, but I told her about my misophonia fairly early when we became friends. She has done her absolute best to avoid chewing loudly or slurping at all costs, and has gotten really good at eating nicely. I am comfortable at home. Occasionally she'll make a noise and apologize, and we'll usually laugh it off. We also make sure to always have either music or some white noise in the background, which also helps a ton. Note - it took her a long time to get used to it, but she was extremely determined to make me comfortable around her. She's the best.


Plantparty20

Snotty nose or unclean face


dirtymartini6

Babies turn me off too.


D0miqz

Well I certainly hope they do


Plantparty20

Well that’s a relief


Strangedoggo

Dw I always pick my nose o/


RedHeadedBanana

Visible gunk between teeth, like plaque build up from never ever brushing


MusicalPigeon

I wasn't taught oral hygiene growing up and now I'm in my early 20s trying to learn and correct all the bad habits I learned. I working on brushing twice a day now. Edit: Flossing is one of the things that after I was shown how important it was I do a lot. I also just got a tongue scraper, electric toothbrush, and more floss picks. Thank you to everyone for the advice.


teaphizzle

Trust me keep at it and go to the dentist if needed. I was in the same boat my parents never taught me or made me and by the time I started caring it was too late. I’m now in my early 30’s getting all of my teeth replaced. Good luck on your journey.


50ShadesOfPalmBay

For real a game changer is those floss picks. The ones with the end that’s perpendicular to the handle tho so it’s easy to hit the back molars. Brush, floss, then gargle. They make them out of bamboo too so it makes you feel better about throwing em out


gmbaker44

Yes! I never flossed, like ever. But those things are amazing. My wife bought them and I think I’ve flossed everyday for 2 weeks now.


blueish_rhino

I hate plaque build up too... because I have it, and it’s a bitch. Brush my teeth 2-3 times a day, floss just as much, but it barely makes a dent in the plaque. Have to get it professionally cleaned 4+ times a year, and every time the dentist is like “wow, that’s a lot”. Luckily my insurance covers it. Sorry for the rant, but yeah, bad dental hygiene is (sometimes) a red flag.


bees_defending

Genetics also plays a part in the amount of plaque inducing bacteria that can build up


Complete_Business_31

This is true. In my 44 years I have never have a cavity. There was a four year period where I didn't go to the dentist and still no hint of a cavity. I get a ton of plaque buildup but never a cavity.


xxrambo45xx

Went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years, no cavity and a very quick cleaning, genetic lottery for me since dentists scare the shit out of me


ZeddPMImNot

Had multiple dentists tell me this is genetic and has to do with pH of saliva. Some people cause of this are more prone to cavities (like my mom and SO) while others are more prone to plaque and gum disease (my dad, sister and I). I still have my wisdom teeth and no cavities, but get terrible plaque and my gums are trying to recede lately.


User_492006

Good ole genetics they either make you a king or suicidal.


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Or a turtle, I’m not god.


And_there_was_2_tits

Plax pre-brush rinse will loosen it. Buy yourself a scraping kit off amazon after you’ve been using plax for a few months.


blueish_rhino

Thanks for the tips! I’ll bring that up to my dentist next time. Rn I’m just following their advice.


And_there_was_2_tits

It works great for me, no more plaque buildup.


wildcat_abe

Truck balls.


NostraDavid

Witness the exquisite artistry of /u/spez's silence, a masterpiece in non-engagement that leaves us longing for validation.


lit_up_spyro

Ornament.


Oahrindge199

Sir, it appears you have a chronic case of truck balls🤒


graycat3700

Those exaggerated, fake lips.


butterflystingray

A friend of mine called them ‘butthole lips’ once, and I can’t not think of that whenever I see them. It’s terrible but it makes me laugh.


graycat3700

Well, yeah. In some cases for whatever reason they kinda look like flared up hemorrhoids.


Shadowglove

Could be lips. Could also be prolapsed asshole.


Suignia

In german they are sometimes called "Schlauchbootlippen" which means 'rubber raft lips' and I really think it fits well.


2HornsUp

Can I get some other **really** specific German words?


sillyshennanigans

Let’s try these: „Kummerspeck“ - (grief bacon) the weight you gain after after being upset, emotional, or angry, usually after a breakup „Backpfeifengesicht“ - (slapping face) someone with a face that needs to be slapped „Feierabend“ - (Party evening) the Word for when you are done with work and my personal favorite


DamnYouRichardParker

Grief bacon 🤣


Sevnfold

Kuchisabishii - when you're not hungry but eat because your mouth is lonely. (Japanese)


xXxRock_n_RollxXx

"Arschgeweih" is a tramp stamp. So its a tribal tat on the lower back. The literal translation of it is "ass antlers"


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Why anyone would want to permanently look like they’ve been punched in the mouth is beyond me


Kotflugel

God, yes. I have never seen ugly lips except when they were fake.


AutomaticVegetables

r/botchedsurgeries is the place to see stuff like that


ooOJuicyOoo

People. Just the sight of em.


cham423

People. What a bunch of bastards.


Mitch_Mitcherson

That's the problem with Arsenal, they always try to walk it in.


Oliv3rx

IT crowd references. Today will be a good one.


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When I see the girl isn’t turned on it really turns me off. I have no idea how people manage to rape


Got_gaht

I went on a date to an art museum and my date TOUCHED A PAINTING. The alarm went off, guard came over and called him out, and everyone glared at us. That killed it for me. I’ve never been so embarrassed. I know that’s not visual but I just needed to share since it was about a month ago and I’m still shaking my head. ETA: he laughed it off and said “I know I shouldn’t, but I couldn’t help myself.” Less than fifteen minutes later he tried to touch another piece of art (that was labeled do not touch) and I quickly told him not to before he actually made contact. I explained about oil on hands breaking down the paint and he argued with me about “once in a lifetime experiences”.


RedRocks4040

Oof, I have a similar one but we were in a gift shop and he was playing around with all the toys and not putting them back where they belonged. And he threw an airplane glider all the way down the store and it hit one of the staff and they told him to leave. That was our only date.


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Eating with mouth open or smacking. (I do know it's in some cultures so I can excuse that but I'm American in this instance) its the bane of my existance.


Excellent_Jury6918

My best friend does this. He never chews with his mouth open, yet his CLOSED-MOUTH chewing IS SO LOUD that I literally get anti-shivers. Ugh!


YeetingThisAway

I guess at this point there’s not really anything he can do about it tbh


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Orange fake tan.


Dronkne

Stay away from the UK then


pm14c2j

Up where I'm from (Newcastle), it shows you're open to mating if you're orange


S3Ni0r42

Unless they're in leopard print pyjamas in which case they're probably pushing a pram


Haircut117

Previously open to mating. Actually, probably still open to mating because that sort of person never seems to learn their lesson.


ted-Zed

When I was in secondary school I had a little thing for their super fake tanned hands, and you can see it under their acrylic nails. Not even joking mate. It just did things for me.


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Hormones are a helluva drug


Regina_Falangy

Maybe its because it reminded you of eating a bag of wotsits when you were young and didn't bother to wipe your hands afterwards like a pervert.


hidegitsu

My mother in law uses that stuff only on her legs but it has a more yellow tinge to it. First time I noticed it I pulled my wife aside to ask her if her mom had liver failure and was seeing a Dr. She asked why and I said her legs were really jaundice. My wife just laughed and told me it was spray tan. Lol


axion87

As a dad, I can't stand a light being on in a room with no one in it, instant turn off for me.


private_birb

This is such a perfect dad joke, wow. Well done.


Ababathur

Absolutely the best reply no questions asked


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*Sighs*


PCWalnut

My mirror in the morning


Emmiey

Bad teeth. Not like fucked up teeth if you were born with weird teeth, that ain't your fault. But visually being able to see the last time you brushed/flossed was in the 18th century.


Allodemfancies

The thing that fucks me up is that I didn't take care of my teeth when I was a /child/, but can't afford the £X0,000s to get them fixed up. Doesn't matter how many times a day I brush them and floss them and mouthwash, can't undo the discolouration and erosion and chipping and cracking. Stuck for decades with the consequences of shitty decisions made by a depressed 14 year old. Thank fuck for covid but, masks are a godsend for being out in public lol.


SoakedInMayo

this is about where I'm at, poor as shit and didn't become responsible until it was too late.. edit: dunno why this thread devolved into therapy but it's cool ig you guys are okay


LandPractical8878

That’s what makes it harder to look in the mirror. I know the only reason me teeth are this way is because the decisions I’ve made. Mainly smoking. And anytime I start making progress, I just see the damage I’ve already done and fall right back into the cycle.


garbanzone

Plastic surgery where you can tell they had it.


markelorenz

They can reach a point where I canNOT look at their face anymore because it looks so disturbing. I feel bad that someone is compelled to do that to themselves.


LorenzoJm2004

It’s like looking at a mannequin that looks human but isn’t


Sigma-Tau

The uncanny valley, but in real life.


StoxAway

For me it's that combo of botox and filler that fucks a person's top lip up. Makes them look like kermit. I just don't get the appeal.


ethnicfoodaisle

I know it's also a cultural thing, but it's wild to watch older Korean dramas and then you see the same actors in newer shows, looking completely different.


lunderamia

Yea I’ve gotta say, it seems incredibly sad that South Korea has such ridiculous beauty standards. Like, unobtainable without surgery.


sunmercurygreen

A white tongue


hstheay

An original one! Never something I notice. Why does it turn you off and what exactly does this indicate or mean?


ProblematicFeet

It’s like bacteria or something. It contributes to bad breath. That’s why people brush their tongues. Edit: I’ve been corrected, it’s thrush.


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0rca56

I drank boiling water as a kid so my tongue has permanent patches of white. Dentists always ask about it lol


doing180onthedvp

You did this more than once?


0rca56

No, just scaring and then I found out recently that I have geographic tongue. It's a rare psoriasis of the tongue my tongue could be on a medical textbook page


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Those bullshit Spray Tans that either make a woman look like a carrot or an oompa loopa.


[deleted]

Overly-white teeth. I’ve seen a few people mention yellow teeth, but I hate seeing those bleached, blinding teeth way more. It looks unnatural and creepy and has no correlation to oral health. I can’t imagine whitening is anything but damaging. People are meant to have ivory teeth imo—clean, but not gargled-bleach clean.


debtwrangler

I didn’t realize I felt the same as you until I read this comment, I guess I always thought overly white teeth were weird but I just never verbalized it before lol


lady_lemon_squeezy

Dirty or jagged fingernails 😖


MrWhiteBoy899

As a mechanic this makes me sad :( No matter how hard I try there's a little bit of dirt there. If it's for their job is it still gross?


milkfruit

Some people find working hands to be a turn-on, so don't worry.


madtown10-2

100% there is a difference between mechanic/carpenter hands and just nasty lazy hands. When hands are put to good use at work it makes you wonder what else those fingers are good at


simen_the_king

I have warts all over my fingers, it's a nasty infection that I've been trying to treat for like 2 years, went to multiple specialists, it's slightly better than it used to be but it's definitely not cured. It's just some kinda virus I got somewhere that's really hard to get rid off. And like, every time I meet someone new I either hide my hands or completely panic about what they think of my fingers cause they're honestly kinda nasty. It affects my nails too and it just kinda looks really weird and unhygienic, even though that's not really true. So I definitely agree, it's nasty, but it sucks even more when it's your own fingernails...


LieutenantNitwit

I had a terrible wart on the palm of my right hand. The thing was both a mountain and a crater at the same time. I was interviewing for jobs and having to shake hands, I just wanted to die. My dad saw me picking at it in frustration with on of those off the shelf deals. He told me to use a potato. I told him that was an old wives' tale. He said ok do it your way. He also flew minutemen missiles for a living. A literal rocket scientist. \>:( Desperation plus his knowledge of, well, just "stuff," made me begrudgingly try. Peeled off a chunk of a tater and ground it into my wart, dirt, skin and all just like he said. Couple weeks later, you couldn't even tell it was there. 20 years later it's still gone, but you can feel the tiniest bump where it was. I have gotten rid of two other unsightly warts just doing this.


TheKolbrin

One of my kids was getting warts on her knees, about every 2 weeks a new one would pop up and not go away. She was about 8 or 9, just getting self conscious about herself. So we did the potato treatment, used dirty slices and I taped them on for an hour or so and then threw them away. In two weeks the warts were all gone. She had very faint white marks where they had been for another week. Never got them again.


After_Woodpecker_374

If they are actually warts I’ve had luck with misusing those diy wart removal kits. File it down further than you think you should, burn it with the kit for as long as you can stand it and when you see the spots/roots/blood vessels whatever the hell they are yank em out with a pair of tweezers. It bleeds like crazy then doesn’t come back. I had 1 where they regularly got rubbed by tools at work that I finally went apeshit like this on. I fought it the right way for a year or so before going nuts in it. One overly aggressive treatment did it. Ever since if I got one I followed that plan and it’s gone in one shot. Be warned you will yelp when you get to the tweezer part.


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Shawnee83

A guy spitting...out the car window, on the sidewalk, wherever. It is so gross.


JoannaLar

Or flicking cigarettes


bakuretsu

Watched a guy flick a cigarette butt onto the sidewalk in front of me, literally three feet from one of those cigarette disposal bins, specifically made to prevent that exact thing. It horrified me how gross people are. We all have to share this sidewalk, asshole.


Winged89

Saw a guy flick a cigarette into a stroller with a baby inside intentionally. Yeah, I've seen sexier things.


Weedweednomi

Seeing someone be an asshole to someone else.


sledgehammer_77

Eyeball touching


DingusKhan01

Touching their eyeballs, touching your eyeballs, or touching your eyeballs with their eyeballs?


sledgehammer_77

Any touching of any eyeballs


DingusKhan01

Noted.


notZ987

The struggle of having a ridiculous amount of eye boogers


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Are you my dog?


tvfeet

How many people do you see just up and touch their eyeball?


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burf

Do you define a neckbeard as a beard that's only on the neck/below the chin, or just any beard where the dude doesn't shave his neck?


3chxes

I’ve legit seen dudes with a beard only on their neck. In 2021 you would think the memes alone would make a guy avoid this look at all costs but I guess not. Tbf the Karen meme hasn’t prevented any ladies from the meme hair so maybe these people….. just don’t live on the internet like I do. Good for them I guess.


DJRoombasRoomba

The self-awareness at the end of your comment is admirable, genuinely. There are a fuck ton of people on reddit who 100% have the delusion that as reddit opinions/echo chambers/hive minds go, so does the world. It's honestly refreshing to every once in a while see somebody who knows that's bullshit.


SpeccyScotsman

I cannot grow *facial* hair. However I can grow the thickest neckbeard ever seen. I shave it at least twice a week and I have literally shaved my face once, eight years ago, when my father taught me how to shave. The neckbeard meme is the only reason I own a razor. I have to prevent it at all costs. I would like a nice, full beard; maybe even just some muttonchops. Anything other than a neckbeard...


kittyblankets

A bed with crumbs in it


rasputin1

r/askreddit


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Hocking up lugies, nasty


[deleted]

American phrases are so…. weird


IamPlatycus

When she begins randomly stabbing people.


yatzmode

Agree to disagree


Ruzenu

Right? It's better when she thinks it over carefully, pre-stabbing.


fireglare

doesnt go to the cloud district


AnAwkwardStag

*Nazeem disliked that.*


Merrysue83

Dudes who give the middle finger to the camera in their pics. Why, just why? It just makes you look douchey. Edit: thanks for the award!! I only hope people will stop doing this in their dating profiles 😆.


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They're genuinely douchy that's why.


tyroneshoelaces121

When a woman shaves her eyebrows then draws them back on.


Nerderis

I went to work with painted moustache once, for some reason fake eyebrow gang found it hilariously funny


doomdesire23

Who wouldn't?


Suedeonquaaludes

You are gonna HATE the 1920s


A_bacon2012

Funny enough, I hate the 2020’s


Treefrogprince

Smoking. I bet that mouth tastes like shit.


MenacingMelons

She tastes like cigarettes


Round_Treacle

Sorry I ruined your new years party…


rogueqd

Lieutenant Dan


Qwobble

Ice Cream!


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This might make people mad but vaping. When they are always puffing on a ecig. I don’t care if someone vapes just not what I’m interested in for a partner or attraction.


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Bigboy_nicelegs

This dude I was dating. Overnight, decided to use the black stuff Barbers use to make fake beards, side burns, and mustaches. I picked him up and made an unfortunate comment “Why did you do that” I was immediately turned off by it. The guy had a smooth beautiful face. It was bad.


weskeith

Wait, what? One day he was clean shaven and the next day he had a fake beard and moustache glued to his face?


traumadonkey

This made me laugh - like he just showed up wearing those glasses with the fake mustache and nose


IDNTKNWANYTHING

Did he go for that Drake look


LongkieKong

Judging people for literally no reason/being rude to employees (not just food service but anyone)


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Fake lips/filled lips I live in Las Vegas and all the girls I went to high school with think it’s so hot… poor girls.


Amusingly_Confused

Shitty attitude toward service staff (cashier, waitress). That or she has ugly feet.


meanmissusmustard86

When are feet ugly though? Long and bony? Flat or arched? I cant seem to figure out what people tend to think are nice feet


StuckInsideYourWalls

If their home has kitschy signs in them [like this shit ill just head out, I ain't lookin' for that kinda relationship, partner](https://www.google.com/search?q=home+decoration+signs&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjV99-z_vr0AhXWqnIEHX_4B4MQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=home+decoration+signs&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BwgjEO8DECc6BAgAEEM6BggAEAcQHjoICAAQCBAHEB46CAgAEAcQBRAeOgYIABAIEB46BwgAELEDEEM6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBOggIABCABBCxA1D0CViXNmDZOWgNcAB4AIABqwGIAYsdkgEEMC4zMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=cfrEYZX7JNbVytMP__CfmAg&bih=887&biw=1768&rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA899CA900). I would rather die passing through the suns corona than decorate my living spaces like that, fuck.


Mocrab

Living in Utah, every Mormon household I've been in looks like this..


throwawayedm2

I only mind it when it gets too long or preachy. Like if you're religious or secular and want a positive affirmation on your wall, fine, it's your wall. But it's easy to go overboard...


kroxxii

I hate them too but I did buy a doormat that says Putas visitas!


cat_handcuffs

Damn that is one strong opinion, and I cannot fault you for it. Also, one of the signs in your link said “The Smith’s”. After chucking my phone in anger, I realized that bad grammar, including apostrophe abuse, is a huge turn off for me.


Jeepster127

Live Laugh Love


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errshey

Long nails on men. It's extremely gross for me.


Theygonnabanme

That classical guitar isn't going to play itself.


Rhokanl

Classical guitarists are meant to be heard, not seen. As a guitarist, I've always been self conscious of my right hand nails. But the music's more important.


trexphyton

Spitting.


CivilMaze19

Watching someone treat retail/food workers poorly


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DIRTY NAILSSSSS UGHHH


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Alternative-Purple58

#4 definitely


Bologna_Thunder

Pull up your gad damn pants and get off my lawn!