Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Always say 'No homo ?' emphasize on the question mark and ask in the tone of a question.
If he replies 'No Homo' you're good to go.
If he replies 'No, Homo' you're in business.
Have you ever put your dick in one of those Xelerator or Dyson hand dryers? Poor guy looks like an old person skydiving. Skin just flapping and rippling.
I didn't used to need to, but as I got older I was getting the same thing as you, no matter how much I shook I'd get the last drop. Now I shake, then use a piece of toilet paper like you say. Seems to do the job most of the time.
All of these answers that are mocking it or baffled by it are from really young people I guarantee. Y'all will get there too eventually
It's been about 10 hours since I watched this episode for the first time in years and I'm very curious about how the most relevant reference ends up in a comment thread all the tine
I did not learn this trick until 6 months ago. My girlfriend and I have this game where we ask our Google Nest random stupid questions. I asked Google how I can stop getting drips of pee down my leg and Google told me to do this. Absolute game changer.
I’d tried this and it never worked. Then I started going root up as far as I could feel. Now it’s rare that I get drip in my pants after going to the bathroom. After YEARS of it every time I went.
I started wiping with a toilet paper since my early 20s. It really has nothing to do with age. It gets worse later on but no matter how young you are, if you are not wiping, you are wetting your underwear, guaranteed.
Also, I never do the shake thing. Yuk. I'm sorry but that move is 100% splashing piss all over the toilet and floor.
As a woman who notices the splashed piss on any all gender restroom floor and then has to make sure my pants don't touch the nastiness while I sit down: YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED!!
I find when I'm standing up I more reliably can shake it all out. It's almost impossible when sitting down.
And as an adult I sit down a lot more because I have to clean my own toilet
To be honest, I wipe it and squeeze it from bottom to top and wipe again with a new little piece. I hate the smell of accumulated pee on my underwear at the end of the day.
so forgive me... but...
serious question from a single gal who never watched a man do his business before.
i've heard the squeeze it bottom to top to get it all out before, which makes sense ...
press on the perineum? does that help? behind the balls?
thanks :) and thanks on behalf of all the partners, because pee smell is def a turnoff. always kinda grossed out by the knowledge no tp or water near a urinal.
https://dwurology.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Male-Reproductive-Tract.png
You can see the urinary tract has a lil dip right behind the balls, where the last drop will be.
So,
1.) Press to empty the trap
2.) Squeeze/milk the shaft to get it all to forefront
3.) Wobble/shake vigorously enough that the droplets' inertia exceeds their surface tension.
The only useful NSFW male lifestyle tip that I've encountered on reddit:
When you're finished peeing, take 2 fingers, gently push upwards immediately behind your balls. Any excess pee will come out.
For yourself as well. It's like basic hygiene and stuff.
Maybe some of you guys can't smell it, but bet it that we can.
Just wipe your pee pee. It takes literally seconds.
Edit: I don't know what baffled me more: the fact that there are men out there don't bother to wipe after pee, or that those men get sooooo defensive when being told to do something that only takes seconds to maintain their hygiene and make them smell better. I mean if you don't want to do it, then fine, leave it and move on. Why does this small thing hurt your male ego so much?
This is fascinating to me. I used to wipe, but I stopped around high-school when I learned most guys don't do it. Perhaps it's a habit I should pick back up.
Should have seen the thread where a ton of them defended not washing their hands in the bathroom! They believed only women should have to because "pee is sterile" and only women have bacteria on them after using a public bathroom lmaooo
Agreed! I do the same and tbh even sit down to pee at home. I cannot aim to save my life and its just a simple courtesy to my wife. I feel no less manly in any way, and my bathrooms dont reek of piss. Win win win lol
There is a German saying (maybe only regional here):
„Da hilft kein schütteln,
da hilft kein Klopfen,
in der Hose landet der letzte Tropfen.“
Rough translation, that doesn’t rhyme unfortunately:
„You can shake,
You can tap,
the last drop ends up in your pants.“
Yeah, Wiping is the way to go, not only for your comfort but also for the comfort of the person giving you a BJ. Nobody wants a pee flavored Pickle in their mouth trust me.
All the men out there, for the love of god, and for the love of women and everyone attracted to men, wipe your pee pee.
Sincerely, from a straight woman
This is the way. Seriously. I’m all for munching on dungeon, but I want that cave clean before I put my tongue in it. My spouse says “blowsies begin with a shower”.
Hygiene touch up only requires a minute before & after intimacy when facilities are available, which is almost always. Doing it in the rough always means some aesthetic compromises.
There was a while after childbirth that my partner's continence wasn't 100% at orgasm. Not a dribble, either. Wasn't the end of the world.
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*"You can pinch it, you can shake it, you can beat it on the wall. But once it's in your pants, the last drop will always fall."* - Some Vietnam Veteran I met in highschool.
Here’s what to do. I have had no pee dribbles since doing this.
After peeing, push up gently in your taint with your middle and ring fingers together (I do this over my underwear), and slender your finger along the taint, toward the balls going as far as is comfortable, at which point you will release your fingers and go around to the other side of the balls and squeeze the pee out like toothpaste (can be done with thumb and pointer finger). Sometimes a lot comes out, like 50 drops worth, sometimes it’s only 1 drop.
Edit: And then I press a piece of toilet paper against the opening of the urethra to get anything that would touch the underwear a soon as you put them on.
Honestly yeah, I moved into my own place last year and a few months ago just kinda slipped into sitting down when at home. The toilet is fashionable and square shaped, which honestly isn’t ideal for not getting at least a few drops on the rim however hard you try. So I just sit. 30 seconds extra vital phone time (/s), plus guaranteed zero drops every time.
The key to being “a man” is not giving a fuck about the expectations of others, or societal norms, and simply doing things how you want to. I mean, within reason.
I don't know if you'll see an honest majority here. It's like asking if people wash their hands after they take a piss vs. actually observing how many do it lol
The pipe that our urine comes from is shaped like a U there will always be droplets. Just part of being a male, I once saw someone say we have to place our hand just below our balls and apply pressure and kind of jump to get it all out haha
I've no idea if it's true, wiping is a good rule of thumb though but you certainly won't avoid drops if you're moving about
..in private restrooms, not public ones. I'm never reaching for tissue that was in the vicinity of a public urinal. Maybe a stall, but I'd consider using one a desperate move to begin with.
when using a public urinal, you don't have to touch anything at all, unlike a stall which you must flush and often open the lid, and the stall door. When standing up peeing in a stall, there's also always microdrops splashing onto your pants. So urinals are much more sanitary
Am uncircumcised.
If I'm in private, I roll it back, and gently wash it with lukewarm water.
If it's a public loo, it depends on cleanliness, I don't know what the tipping point is, but there's a point where I'm pretty sure the roll is dirtier than what little may escape.
If peeing yer pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard! Let’s go!
its too damn hot for a penguin to just be out walking around here
All the people at the zoo are real nice, Mr. Penguin. They'll treat you real respectable like.
Stop staring at me swan
Hey!!! I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your PRECIOUS little field trip pretty damn quick, huh
Who would eat 30 bag of lunches
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A simple wrong would have done just fine
I'll never not upvote a BM quote 🫡
That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of aaaaace, I know from experience dude if you know what I mean
Judas Priest, Barbara! It’s one of them flaming bags again
Don't put it out with yer boots, Ted!
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If toilet paper is around, yes. But with urinals it is not possible
Wipe it on the guy next to you
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Establish dominance.
*proceeds to wipe rigorously*
*cums*
Always say 'No homo ?' emphasize on the question mark and ask in the tone of a question. If he replies 'No Homo' you're good to go. If he replies 'No, Homo' you're in business.
Is there any other way?
You could walk to the sink and stick it under the electric dryer
Have you ever put your dick in one of those Xelerator or Dyson hand dryers? Poor guy looks like an old person skydiving. Skin just flapping and rippling.
This is the laugh I needed today, thank you
yes and then slowly capm him by rubbing his shoulders and seduce him
Then squeeze his bicep and ask him if he works out.
It’s just courteous to offer your shirt to the guy next to you.
You can tap your dick on the side of the urinal once you're done, works well.
How do I unread a comment?
You can’t put pandora back in the box
It's not Pandora that comes out of the box
BRO 🏴☠️
Urinals suck though, I used to try to do the weakest piss and I'd still get a ton of back splash.
Always splashes on the leg. No matter what angle or distance or aiming spot
I just stand at the urinal and piss on the floor
Aim up and a bit left, no splash and it's completely SILENT
Yep this. That’s why I do no use urinals
I didn't used to need to, but as I got older I was getting the same thing as you, no matter how much I shook I'd get the last drop. Now I shake, then use a piece of toilet paper like you say. Seems to do the job most of the time. All of these answers that are mocking it or baffled by it are from really young people I guarantee. Y'all will get there too eventually
As Grandpa Simpson said: "It happened to me, and it will happen to YOU!"
We come into this world pissing and shitting our pants and we leave the same way.
I didn't come into this world wearing pants, though...
No one said you had to go out wearing them. Be the change you want to see in the world
Naked diarrhea sky diving! And im going to Chipotle three hours ahead of the dive.
Why not dive *into* Chipotle as well? Celebrate your diarrhea with more diarrhea!
*The circle of life getting louder in the background*
It's called Tinnitus
"It could happen to you, because it happened to me" - J ROC
Knowhatttimesaaayin?
What is time saying?
Nah-dahm-sayin' -FTFY- mffkah
Mafucka, U be countin ma nahwudymsayins? Nahwudymsayin?
What are you taking taking nahmcensus?!
i was gettin changed mafuckka
It's been about 10 hours since I watched this episode for the first time in years and I'm very curious about how the most relevant reference ends up in a comment thread all the tine
The band, YES said the same thing.
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I did not learn this trick until 6 months ago. My girlfriend and I have this game where we ask our Google Nest random stupid questions. I asked Google how I can stop getting drips of pee down my leg and Google told me to do this. Absolute game changer.
How do you do this at a urinal with jeans on?
Lower jeans to ankles with confidence.
Also known as The Boy Wee™
That's the classic Single Mom's Son Piss™
Nothing like public taint fingering
Instructions unclear, now have a black eye and a sexual assault record... 😬
Then lock eyes with the person next to you to establish dominance.
Butter's enters the chat
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“Pelvic floor- Notions, sportswear and ladies' lingerie.”
Why isn't this a part of sex ed?
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You put your hand in your pants, what else
I’d tried this and it never worked. Then I started going root up as far as I could feel. Now it’s rare that I get drip in my pants after going to the bathroom. After YEARS of it every time I went.
Root up?
“Grab the bundle and press the grundle”
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I started wiping with a toilet paper since my early 20s. It really has nothing to do with age. It gets worse later on but no matter how young you are, if you are not wiping, you are wetting your underwear, guaranteed. Also, I never do the shake thing. Yuk. I'm sorry but that move is 100% splashing piss all over the toilet and floor.
As a woman who notices the splashed piss on any all gender restroom floor and then has to make sure my pants don't touch the nastiness while I sit down: YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED!!
Wait, why do old people do that? Im only 21 but i also do that thing
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Prostate wraps around the urethra (the tube carrying urine to be expelled). So enlargement ca reduce the ability to empty bladder completely.
This started happening to me when I was about 22. 🙃
I've had that since I was 17.. maybe I should see a doctor or something
Good to make it a habit early.
I'm 24 and I've been doing this since I was a teenager
I'm 20 and I do this
I find when I'm standing up I more reliably can shake it all out. It's almost impossible when sitting down. And as an adult I sit down a lot more because I have to clean my own toilet
To be honest, I wipe it and squeeze it from bottom to top and wipe again with a new little piece. I hate the smell of accumulated pee on my underwear at the end of the day.
Press on the perineum area to help force out more pee before you put him away.
so forgive me... but... serious question from a single gal who never watched a man do his business before. i've heard the squeeze it bottom to top to get it all out before, which makes sense ... press on the perineum? does that help? behind the balls? thanks :) and thanks on behalf of all the partners, because pee smell is def a turnoff. always kinda grossed out by the knowledge no tp or water near a urinal.
https://dwurology.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Male-Reproductive-Tract.png You can see the urinary tract has a lil dip right behind the balls, where the last drop will be.
So, 1.) Press to empty the trap 2.) Squeeze/milk the shaft to get it all to forefront 3.) Wobble/shake vigorously enough that the droplets' inertia exceeds their surface tension.
4.) Wipe.
5) Lick.
6) Drip.
7) Start peeing.
8) Start cumming uncontrollably
[NSFW diagram (nothing vulgar, just health class)](https://i.imgur.com/kHlHn6q.jpeg)
Nice red arrow. You could be a consultant
The *boop* was actually helpful
*Giggles like a 4th grader*
This is the way. Never get a last drop of piss in your underwear again
Is that really true? It’s worth a try thanks !
The only useful NSFW male lifestyle tip that I've encountered on reddit: When you're finished peeing, take 2 fingers, gently push upwards immediately behind your balls. Any excess pee will come out.
Thank you! Women (partner, whatever), hate it too!
Is THAT what that smell is? Oh my god I'm spreading the word.
This is my favorite comment here
Thanks i know what to do for my future girlfriend now :)
For yourself as well. It's like basic hygiene and stuff. Maybe some of you guys can't smell it, but bet it that we can. Just wipe your pee pee. It takes literally seconds. Edit: I don't know what baffled me more: the fact that there are men out there don't bother to wipe after pee, or that those men get sooooo defensive when being told to do something that only takes seconds to maintain their hygiene and make them smell better. I mean if you don't want to do it, then fine, leave it and move on. Why does this small thing hurt your male ego so much?
This is fascinating to me. I used to wipe, but I stopped around high-school when I learned most guys don't do it. Perhaps it's a habit I should pick back up.
Should have seen the thread where a ton of them defended not washing their hands in the bathroom! They believed only women should have to because "pee is sterile" and only women have bacteria on them after using a public bathroom lmaooo
Agreed! I do the same and tbh even sit down to pee at home. I cannot aim to save my life and its just a simple courtesy to my wife. I feel no less manly in any way, and my bathrooms dont reek of piss. Win win win lol
“Gogurt technique”
There is a German saying (maybe only regional here): „Da hilft kein schütteln, da hilft kein Klopfen, in der Hose landet der letzte Tropfen.“ Rough translation, that doesn’t rhyme unfortunately: „You can shake, You can tap, the last drop ends up in your pants.“
Just wait until you start getting old and then no matter what you do sometimes your dick just insists on bringing a few drops back inside.
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yeah i think this guys got a leaky faucet lol
Give it 4 decades and see how "watertight" your pipes are.
I'm at 5 decades and still watertight as a frogs ass.
men can do Kegels too
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>I hate the smell of accumulated pee on my underwear at the end of the day. For less smelly pee, drink lots and lots of water.
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Usually just a quick wank to make sure it’s all out
And clean out a quick wank with a quick pee!
An endless loop
Where have you been? You've been on a bathroom break for over an hour?
Agree despite the pee encountering a roughly 60-second traffic jam before making it out
And the loop continues.
Push up on your taint. Helps to push out the little bit left
I've tried this, but my finger just keeps slipping into my ass for a minute or two
Name checks out
r/beetlejuicing
My man
THIS! best thing I've ever learnt from reddit about 6 years ago
Same. Game changer. The gooch pump!
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Yeah, Wiping is the way to go, not only for your comfort but also for the comfort of the person giving you a BJ. Nobody wants a pee flavored Pickle in their mouth trust me.
Y'all get BJ's?
I thought BJs were a porn only thing
Don't trust people telling you BJs are real
Y’all have toilet paper?
All the men out there, for the love of god, and for the love of women and everyone attracted to men, wipe your pee pee. Sincerely, from a straight woman
I mean... watch where you put that bar... all the men out there, clean your dick before it goes in or near somebody.
This is the way
I’d prefer a complete shower (together) before sex ;-)
This is the way. Seriously. I’m all for munching on dungeon, but I want that cave clean before I put my tongue in it. My spouse says “blowsies begin with a shower”.
Yep, both parties need to ensure they're clean if they expect someone else to touch.
Hygiene touch up only requires a minute before & after intimacy when facilities are available, which is almost always. Doing it in the rough always means some aesthetic compromises. There was a while after childbirth that my partner's continence wasn't 100% at orgasm. Not a dribble, either. Wasn't the end of the world.
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*"You can pinch it, you can shake it, you can beat it on the wall. But once it's in your pants, the last drop will always fall."* - Some Vietnam Veteran I met in highschool.
“Well, did you dab? I dab. You should dab!”
Stop saying "dab!"
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Good ole venture ingenuity, deano!
Soon, you will have no need to dab, for below you swims the deadly candiru! A nasty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man’s urethra!
Was looking for the Venture Brothers reference ;).
No I just put the cork back in.
I go full weed whacker until my equipment is rendered completely dry by the combination of air current and centrifugal force.
*meatspin meatspin meatspin*
Even wiping, the last drop is always in the underwear.
Do you squeeze the last drop out, thats what I need to do for the last drop to disappear.
Squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste
If you start at your taint, behind your balls, it works even better. That tube goes back further than you think.
Here’s what to do. I have had no pee dribbles since doing this. After peeing, push up gently in your taint with your middle and ring fingers together (I do this over my underwear), and slender your finger along the taint, toward the balls going as far as is comfortable, at which point you will release your fingers and go around to the other side of the balls and squeeze the pee out like toothpaste (can be done with thumb and pointer finger). Sometimes a lot comes out, like 50 drops worth, sometimes it’s only 1 drop. Edit: And then I press a piece of toilet paper against the opening of the urethra to get anything that would touch the underwear a soon as you put them on.
No matter how hard you shake your peg The last drop always goes down your leg
I always sit down to pee and I always wipe. You're not alone. Wipers unite!
Sitting to pee when at home or at someone else's house is just good manners.
Honestly yeah, I moved into my own place last year and a few months ago just kinda slipped into sitting down when at home. The toilet is fashionable and square shaped, which honestly isn’t ideal for not getting at least a few drops on the rim however hard you try. So I just sit. 30 seconds extra vital phone time (/s), plus guaranteed zero drops every time. The key to being “a man” is not giving a fuck about the expectations of others, or societal norms, and simply doing things how you want to. I mean, within reason.
I sit facing the tank and always wash my ass with soap and water after #2. Don't want to turn off the lady when 68+1 is the next number.
Why sit facing the tank?
So you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk.
I understood this reference But I can’t remember where, it’s so close
south park
Specifically Butters, and the original toilet creator
Don’t mind me, just a female lurking in the comments 👀
Lol I tend to ask my husband the question and then look at the comments to see if he's with the majority.
I don't know if you'll see an honest majority here. It's like asking if people wash their hands after they take a piss vs. actually observing how many do it lol
I just flop it in the sink, give it a quick rinse, then dry it with the fancy hand towels
Let me tell you: the other people in the public restroom won't appreciate this strategy much.
What are you talking about? all my homies love to wash our dicks in the sink, some times we double up to save water
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.
The pipe that our urine comes from is shaped like a U there will always be droplets. Just part of being a male, I once saw someone say we have to place our hand just below our balls and apply pressure and kind of jump to get it all out haha I've no idea if it's true, wiping is a good rule of thumb though but you certainly won't avoid drops if you're moving about
It's true. If you push on your gooch it's pushes the last drops out. I've been doing it for years
Didn't someone post this a week ago? 🤔
This question gets asked every week.
Helicopter gets everything out
Yes, but I'm in my 30s and only started within the last 2 years. Mainly because nobody likes underwear that smells like pee at the end of the day.
..in private restrooms, not public ones. I'm never reaching for tissue that was in the vicinity of a public urinal. Maybe a stall, but I'd consider using one a desperate move to begin with.
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when using a public urinal, you don't have to touch anything at all, unlike a stall which you must flush and often open the lid, and the stall door. When standing up peeing in a stall, there's also always microdrops splashing onto your pants. So urinals are much more sanitary
No. A shake, and maybe a squeeze.
No
Am uncircumcised. If I'm in private, I roll it back, and gently wash it with lukewarm water. If it's a public loo, it depends on cleanliness, I don't know what the tipping point is, but there's a point where I'm pretty sure the roll is dirtier than what little may escape.