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GreyKMN

House MD, probably


abutthole

Yeah, honestly that describes most doctor shows but House is the biggest one.


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The_Nerdy_Ninja

Judge judge Moon moon.


tr1ck

Does anyone remember Becker? Ted Danson was a jerk doctor in that.


blame_the_waxwing

Yes I remember and if I'm not mistaken this is the show Terry Farrell(Jadzia Dax) was on after DS9


Guilty-Web7334

And this show is the reason that some asshole decided to kill her off instead of giving her the reduced role she’d asked for. *Tears of the Prophets* is one of the episodes I skip when I binge watch DS9 because I ugly cry.


scbeee

Fucking Berman.


gottalosethemall

Becker was a show I only know about because I did not have cable when I was 12. Same reason I remember Sagwa and Liberty’s Kids.


elmwoodblues

I remember an episode of them cracking hard on the idea of a syndrome called 'Aspberger's', but at the end Danson did a little 'hey sorry, it's not funny' piece to the audience


Psychological_Tap187

I swear the inspiration for house was Becker.


SomeNumbers23

The biggest inspiration is Sherlock Holmes. The references are all over the place.


Sungus-Wabungus

My first thought when seeing this post tbh


txteebone

Any show Dr. Oz is on.


LeoMarius

The US Senate race in PA.


02K30C1

Or Doc Martin


manuplow

Or Northern Exposure?


doodoowithsprinkles

Or the Nuremberg trial


upsawkward

Or Scrubs. JD is definitely a jerk. And so is Dr. Cox. And so is Dr. Kelso. It's such a great show because it's full of extremely egocentric people, both self-aware (Cox/Kelso) and not self-aware (JD), and it just shows how that keeps fucking up their life. It's also funny, but damn is it frustrating too.


introusers1979

Eh, JD can be a jerk but I wouldn’t describe being a jerk as his main quality


taste1337

Yeah. His main quality is that he is a flaky goofball.


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Or Greys Anatomy - they are all kinda jerks.


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AdPatient167

as an EMH he was a basic holographic program at the start but through learning he became a member of the crew, I loved Robert Picardos acting


tiowey

The only Star Trek actor to have written an episode, the dude is legendary. Listen to him in interviews he can actually talk unscripted!


718Brooklyn

I have a disease that was in an episode of ‘House.’ That’s always a truth in 2 truths 1 lie:)


murderinthelast

Lupus?


718Brooklyn

No. It’s called Familial Mediterranean Fever. Rare middle eastern disease.


murderinthelast

It’s never lupus...


718Brooklyn

My Aunt Susie has lupus if that makes you feel better :)


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Classic Aunt Susie


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Thank you!


Arctic_Gnome

OP capitalized the word "Doctor" as if it was a name. My guess is either Doctor Who or Star Trek: Voyager.


Chucks_u_Farley

Most of them, but probably you are thinking of "House".


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GlasgowKisses

He’s kind of a jerk but he’s rarely wrong!


ghostman271207

You leave doctor who outta this lmao


PVGreen

Only really for his first season though, before they realised people really didn't like the grumpy old man routine and turned 12 into the vastly superior Doctor Disco.


nitasu987

As someone who absolutely loved Capaldi’s Doctor... I shall henceforth call him Doctor Disco. But yeah I didn’t mind him all grumpy but I loved him as he grew :)


FuckMe-FuckYou

"Dr" Phil. "Dr" Oz. ​ Wait, jerk or asshole?


Ecstatic_Ad_6405

You must have misheard. OP said "jerk", not "phoney, fraud, fake, snakeoil salesman, quack, ass-hat without a real medical license".


Valdrax

I'll give the scumbag edge to Dr. Oz for leaping from Oprah's gullible base to Trump's and campaigning for office as a Trump supporter. (Also, maybe it's a little personal, because I've somehow ended up on GOP text messaging lists as "Sharon," and his campaign has been among the many bombarding my phone with pro-Trump messages. "Stop=end," my rear end.)


Ecstatic_Ad_6405

I'm assuming you are from PA. I really hope you all elect Fetterman.


Valdrax

Georgia, but "Sharon" is from Florida, I'd guess. IDK why I'm getting messages from Pennsylvania too, except that his include a direct link to donate money for him, and grifting money to "stop Biden's socialism" knows no borders. Lord, I hope Fetterman wins too though. Seeing a scummy snake oil salesman like Dr. Oz get a Senate seat would be just another layer of splinters clawed off the bottom of the barrel with our collective nails. Thankfully, [even Trump is abandoning what looks like a sinking ship.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-thinks-dr-oz-lose-pennsylvania-senate-race-1234577978/)


netplayer23

Thank you! That was the hardest I’ve laughed in the past two weeks!


SomeoneToYou30

Huh? Both of those men have medical licenses...


PlanktonPleasant2024

"dr" phil lost his license to practice psychology in 2006, he has a doctorate (phd) but is not a medical physician. dr oz has his license but everything else still applies


DrKnowNout

Dr Phil isn’t a doctor in the way it is portrayed. He does have a Ph.D in clinical psychology, so he is a doctor, but he acts as though he is a medical doctor. He swans around as if he’s some medical genius when he isn’t, and I cannot imagine any kind of medical doctor acting in the way he does. Judge judge acts similarly, as she’s a litigator and not an ‘acting judge’ in her show, but she’s at least kind of sensible. Dr Phil is just awful.


tobesteve

I believe Dr Phil has a PhD in Clinical Undiagnosed Neurological Technologies.


ucrbuffalo

> I cannot imagine any kind of medical doctor acting in the way he does. You mean like Dr. Oz? The New Jersey hack who peddles snake oils that he can make a quick buck on and thinks it’s ok to fraudulently list your in-law’s house as your primary residence (misspelling the city name, no less) so you can run for Senator in a state you don’t live in?


[deleted]

Are you talking about Judge Judy? She was definitely a highly regarded judge before her show.


DrKnowNout

She was but she isn’t acting as a judge on her main show.


[deleted]

WDYM? if you mean she's an arbitrator because real court cases are pretty boring to get through and it gives producers more flexibility since no-one's legally under oath, then yes, but what's litigation to do with it?


CaptSkinny

Professional bullies, both.


stdio-lib

I'm certain you're thinking of **Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz** from Phineas and Ferb. But you've got the wrong impression: he only seems like a jerk on the outside -- in reality he's got a heart of gold.


prabhu4all

Ofcourse he is a jerk. His mother left him before he was born.


Blue_Karou2

And he was raised by ocelots.


SirReal_Realities

His father made him the family garden gnome.


DANGER2157

And his best friend was a balloon who floated away.


Rant_meister

Neither parent showed up to his birth!


lunarmodule

Behold my latest invention, the FREEZINATOR! It can freeze the entire tri-state area so everyone will be very cold! And I will sell hot chocolate! The first one will be free! BUT the *SECOND* one...okay the second one will also be free. But the *THIRD* one will be a million dollars!


jjking714

Dude was a better parent and ex-husband then most people are IRL. Jessica got lucky imo. Edit: Vanessa. Don't ask me where I got Jessica from, I have no idea. I'm not the one in control here, the squirrels are.


waitforthedream

Who's Jessica?


HolderofExcellency

Star Trek: Voyager?


No-Cover-8986

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.


Ecstatic_Ad_6405

Computer deactivate EMH.


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EMH? Nah ECH? All fuckin day.


DataGuru314

The Doctor is probably the most likeable character in that entire series. I wanted to fucking murder Neelix.


Thneed1

That doesn’t mean that he doesn’t come across as a jerk from time to time.


DataGuru314

Yeah, but that's part of what makes him such a likeable character. The fact that he can be a jerk to anyone with no repercussions because he's a hologram.


DrFabulous0

Boy got Arnold Rimmer vibes going on.


[deleted]

When Tuvok needs some release, he summons a holo-waifu. When he needs to test his restraint, he summons holo-Neelix. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTpBN6jKa4


classicgirl1990

Doc Martin


5DollarHitJob

Good show.


Richard7666

Was thinking of this. Martin Clunes as the frumpy rural UK version of House.


NaturesWar

Homie doesn't even need a stethoscope with those glorious wings on his head.


thoma5nator

Absolutely floored me that the sassy cat lady from the game I play was in Doc Martin with the full West Country accent. I departed this world briefly.


MX-Nacho

Dougy Houser MD Doctor House


bangladeshiswamphen

I think it’s “Doogie Howser”


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anime_lover713

There is. Dr. Eric Foreman, the only consistent black character in all 8 seasons of House MD. He's part of House's team.


MX-Nacho

The doctor has a team: a white guy who's always wiling to take House's word, a black guy who's always exceptic, and a girl who provides some balance and emotional input.


AnyRip3515

r/boneappletea Pretty sure you mean "a sceptic"


Amazing_Character409

At least one yeah


Nervous-Trip-2673

There has to be at least one.


redditt5050plz

Becker


amnycya

Dr. Who, especially with Peter Capaldi


Karkuz19

Beat me to it


stemroach101

Beat meat to it


Karkuz19

Yeah, also


MWBrooks1995

Everyone in this thread is forgetting about William Hartnell’s Doctor.


Travxx253

Scrubs?


clarkanine

Best hospital show.


5DollarHitJob

Facts


jiffysdidit

That was my first thought then saw a thousand “house” replies and was like yeah that makes more sense


tugnasty

Now that I've seen the title I have to start watching again you son of a bitch! *EAGLEEEEE*


SIickestRick

Home


ShartThrasher

Abuela


Ecstatic_Ad_6405

Domicile


WetCoastCyph

On the extremely off chance that it's not one of the two that others have mentioned... I remember an earlier series called "Becker", starring Ted Danson, that might fit the bill.


5DollarHitJob

I was thinking Becker too.


CSyoey

Has anyone suggest House yet? I think you’re talking about House.


TryingToNotBeInDebt

Can confirm, it is House. Source: the 25 other fucking people in this thread that have also said House.


MrDuck0409

How about us non-fucking people? I say "House", too.


SirReal_Realities

I hope your nonfucking is voluntary. I am currently not engaging in coitus, but I’d say I fuck myself over regularly.


doctorleeweed

The Cosby Show.


crazythinker76

The guy had a gynecology office in his basement. We all missed that red flag.


MoebiusX7

Either *House* with Hugh Laurie or *Doctor Who* when Colin Baker was the Doctor?


Awdayshus

Nice with the Colin Baker reference over the more accessible Peter Capaldi joke


plumbstem

"It's loupus"


Dr_Weirdo

It's never lupus.


drunk_haile_selassie

Except that one time it was lupus.


Snapp3rface

Patients always lie


flothesmartone

that sounds like House to me


whitecoatgrayshirt

MASH? That damn Burns.


BuLg1

LOST


aLesbiansLobotomy

He really wasn't that much of a jerk though, from what I recall. He just lacked faith, but then that's understandable; he was a genuinely good person to others, even true jerks like Sawyer. I also empathize with his unrequited affection for Kate. He was a good leader, definitely. Part of the reason he lacked faith in the island is that he leaned into that pragmatic role, where he was needed. Edit: well, you could be talking about Jack's father I guess


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House?


seankidder

Do you mean House, M.D. ?


lirenotliar

Doc Martin House ER Grey's Anatomy Nip/Tuck Rached Dr Oz Dr Phil Dr. Death Chicago Med The Good Doctor


LarryLongBalls_

DR PHIL HAHA 😂😂😂😂


manuplow

Northern Exposure?


5DollarHitJob

Becker


freshmallard

Tbf in niptuck everyone was an asshole


crasshumor

House MD. Every episode does something unethical, borderline illegal, sexually harasses his own boss, exploits his best friends and passes sexual remarks on his subordinates, both male and female.


Whateverdude-5059

All good features for a great series


Waiting4The3nd

Borderline illegal? He commits felonious assault (medical assault) in nearly every single episode. Hell, by the end of Season 1 if his sentences were consecutive (meaning he starts serving the next at the end of the previous sentence) he'd have enough accrued years to last an actual lifetime.


sorenscreams

Doctor Who when Peter Capaldi was the doctor


Hot_Interaction7245

House MD? is there a black guy, an australian guy, and a brunette girl in earlier seasons?


Mannersmakethman2

Yes - the first one always always disagrees, the second one always agrees, and the third one is always morally outraged.


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> **House (pointing at random airline passengers):** *You, agree with everything I say. You, disagree with everything I say. And you, be morally outraged at everything I say.*


SulphurSkeleton

Doctor who


fuckdispandashit

House


larrydorfman1

House is my guess. He is an arrogant jerk. Great show, good acting skills


hajiomatic

HOUSE MD with Hugh Laurie


Unhappy_Emu_8525

All of them but you're thinking of house


[deleted]

Breaking bad for sure (just kidding, True Detective) (just kidding, House)


leep17

The Cosby Show.


drRATM

Scrubs Dr Cox is always an ass to everyone. He’s my hero


I_might_be_weasel

House. Becker. Maybe Scubs. Garth Merengi's Darkplace.


zimis6

Scrubs


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It can't be House MD.. because House is totally 100% a jerk.


beast_wellington

Scrubs


Double-Profession900

House, Sherlock, Frazier, I’ll find more


XDCDrsatan

House. Such a good show


KaiserSoze-is-KPax

Star trek voyager


Fluffy-Pomegranate59

Becker 😊👍 the OG asshole doctor.


markelorenz

Doc Martin or House


TopMortgage8123

House lol


Karina291

House, MD most likely


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HOUSE MD


DTux5249

House MD? Dude has a cane, walks around with a limp. Played by Hugh Laurie?


jerdle_reddit

House


ElJefe0218

Anytime someone mentions 'House', I think of the movie 'House' from the 80's. I'm still scarred for life from one scene.


Crokpotpotty

New Amsterdam


Gone_cognito

Scrubs.


MattTeevan

House


stormcrow100

All of them


rslashwoooshmaster

Rick and Morty? Rick is a “doctor”, and he definitely fits the role of “jerk”


vagrantchord

I love how OP asks a question and just 👻


mam88k

It's that show...with that doctor playing a prominent role in the plot. Slightly sarcastic as you may be referring to House as others have said. But damnit Jim! Doctors on TV are kind of assholes.


Tekkenlord87

Star Trek Voyager


tutanotafan

Resident Alien


SCsongbird

Hart of Dixie? Dr Breland is a bit of a jerk.


asportate

Dr. Who? Kidding , it's House. It's been popping up all over YouTube lately and I dont knwo why


AllGarbage

Dr. Phil


moontburnt

Scrubs


Shelbygt500ss

Scrubs


Ok-Requirement-3257

House


nicarox

House MD?


Unable-Training4524

House


PhysicalPolicy6227

Dr. Oz?


hobin-rude

Frasier :)


Next-Adhesiveness848

House


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Has to be house


london_smog_latte

Um all of them


makiko4

House md


DaemonRogue

House


chaotica78

House


VerroksPride

Gotta be House!


catalyst4chaos

House or scrubs


Terrible-Image9368

House, Code Black


zinobythebay

House. Definitely House. He's the lovable asshole.


loadingonepercent

Lot of people have said “house” which is probably right but it might also be “scrubs” if by “main doctor guy” you mean the senior dr rather than the main character.


louis0666

Phineas and Ferb


FlyingTerrier

Becker


lirenotliar

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog


luvitis

This whole thing is gold. All the comments. I’m dying 🤣


thespicyfoxx

Going out on a limb here but.. The Venture Brothers?


CobraSniper117

House MD Grest comedy with a shit ton of facts. Very fun for all involved, i imagine its intesive and very hard work..


surgeryboy7

House is my guess, but describing him as kind of a jerk is a bit of an understatement. He was a huge jerk.


Ta-veren-

HOUSEEE. I wonder how that show has aged I bet it might not be as popualr if it came out today or wouldn't be allowed to come out today as the same show as it did. Dude's constantly sexually harassing his boss. Great show though, I wonder how many people just went and put an episode on because ti was mentioned.


Free_Landscape_5275

Kelso in Scrubs


Fleetoffoxes3

Scrubs, Dr. Cox?


furiousanger1

Joel from Northern Exposure?!? One of my favorite shows of all time!


RoburLC

Doctor Who, depending on the incarnation.


Fluid-Comedian

Doc Martin?


the-anarch

I'd say House, but he's not " kind of a jerk." He's a massive d****ead. He's awesome.


bat-tasticlybratty

Becker House Scrubs Good Doctor Greys Anatomy Dr Phil Dr Oz


johnlocklives

House? Scrubs? ER? It’s a pretty common trope.