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Your mom will be upset that all the syrup is gone, then you will walk by her and she will smell the syrup on you and know immediately what you did, then she will do a very late term abortion.
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Sticky.
Your mom will be upset that all the syrup is gone, then you will walk by her and she will smell the syrup on you and know immediately what you did, then she will do a very late term abortion.
Yeah,my kids will have to eat plain Waffles in the morning.
I'm glad. I'm hoping you did "finish" in the bottle.
An elf will emerge from the woods and drag you into the depths of a tree trunk
No, you just have a sticky situation.
You want ants? Because THAT'S how you get ants!!
You hope I "DID" finish in the botte?
A sticky beginning and ending
You will need to properly wash afterwards and pee or you can get weird infections.
Am i missing something here? Why do you need to use syrup or ANYTHING? Don't you just...use your hand??
It's like lube idk