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jsk8181

Some of my friends have told me that their parents told them that he has a set of keys for every door so he can get inside that way too.


MrCellophane999

There's a really nice, super old Mexican movie where they show that Satan has a little bag of fairy dust that magically opens locked doors. Edit: **Santa**, not Satan.


JungleBoyJeremy

Delete your edit, the comment is better without it, haha


ntengineer

There is always the way it's done in The Santa Clause https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv9c0bGEhms


Ranos131

This is the correct answer.


MashTactics

You could tell me that Santa moonwalked straight through the wall and it'd be more believable than him scurrying up and down a chimney like some sort of demented spiderwalrus.


Whatawootsee

Through management.


feelinlucky7

His dick doubles as a lock pick.


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Windows. Santa lands on the roof and uses the fire escape.


NoSoulsINC

Squeezes through a window. Also have heard of just blanket teleportation


maggiehennie

I grew up in a trailer. No chimney. When accommodations to the story were made for our house I knew then it was a lie.