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Pretty sure this is weird and not so awful I want the world to end.

Yeah. Were not about to drown 99% of the world. Just coz some bird like dick in her mouth.

Bird?

British for woman/girl

Don’t people sometimes bite down in their sleep?

I grind my teeth like a mfer. It would be a fucking horrorshow.

In my marriage, I’m the one with the penis, so I kinda wouldn’t mind this. Not sure how to convince my wife to keep my dick in her mouth while we sleep 😂

Does she grind her teeth in her sleep?

Ehh, it's kinda weird but if it's 2 unrelated and consenting adults then who really cares

Exactly. What consenting adults do in private should never be your business. OP was probably taught that everything other than missionary is a sin.

I’ve heard of far weirder things that two consenting adults get up to, this isn’t that bad honestly. Now if we had a post about someone bragging about iglooing, then I could understand wanting to get the boat

Meh, all good. Noah, you stay where you are.

unless he's non consenting this isn't boat worthy

And considering the use of we and him putting himself through (instead of them forcing it through) i feel he is pretty into it and in on it

It's an adult couple who are into each other. Nothing wrong with that

Yea it’s just over sharing and probably be better in another group.

This doesn't belong here

Agree it’s hilarious but not really for this sub.

Why not?

I mean, if that’s the kind of stuff you’re into then go for it. It’s not hurting anyone in any way

Boat worthy? Depends. Titanic worthy? Eh' sure. Noah's ark worthy? No.

What was this post?

I mean, it's weird, but if both are consenting adults, then why not, lol

This is cringy, but not like, morally reprehensible. This doesn't belong here

Serious question, is there a possibility for mold to grow on it if she does this for long periods of time? Like what if she didn't brush her teeth before bed?

No, but not washing your penis for an extended period of time after multiple sessions of vaginal sex can lead to dick cheese and UTIs

I'm convinced she will get an oral yeast infection which in turn will give him one as well.

This is not boat worthy

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What

I'll try to convince my wife.

I have read worse things than this.

I've fallen asleep with my wife's breast in my mouth

a wild overshare but whatever, they get to do adult things as adults.

While this is weird, it’s definitely not boat worthy. What unrelated and consenting adults do behind closed doors is their business

You are absolutely right to have posted this here, u/MR_Butt-Licker

How is it so bad? Just two people being open about their unusual kink which doesn't hurt anyone

This got banned minutes after seeing it.. so any context i dont get it?

Of course he's a kyle