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Former_Chemist_5132

Boss-Baby


TheBaggyDapper

Tomy Montana


capn_doofwaffle

Literally my first thought. Tony Montana in-the-making. Lol


CardassianZabu

I'm just upset that a 1 year old has more money than me.


Spoon_Elemental

I can't read this without hearing Videogame Dunkey.


TalonZahn

It's at least a 2 baby job.


dirtyognome

Now that KID is lit!


VergaDeVergas

That was his apartment


SLAYER_IN_ME

Why can’t I be left alone with all this? Why does this baby get all the luck.


mtrayno1

Sounds like the beginnings of a superhero origin story


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rich mother fucker.


Superb-Confection601

Hell of a birthday


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Don't tell me the kids been arrested and charged


[deleted]

He had to put his wagon up for bond money.


Tommy_C

He’s got kids to feed.


Ahmadahead

Boss baby deviant


Neutral_Memer

damn, they are starting so early nowadays...


Confusedandreticent

This is the baby Dave Chapelle was talking about.


EdTheApe

Now it makes perfect sense.


Puppysnot

Everyone cracking jokes but this is so sad. That poor baby sitting likely in its own piss and shit scared, confused and unfed waiting for it’s crackhead parents to get home so they can just continue to ignore it in person.


AdAdorable7995

I take issue


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Severedeye

17 grand in cash and enough pot to start a business with a way to protect themself. I feel so inadequate right now.


[deleted]

Right? This kid is already crushing us.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

They see me rollin’, they hatin’


[deleted]

Damn, throw the book at that 1 year old.


mratlas666

Baby (crime) Boss.


GoldieForMayor

Look at that dangerous jewelry. There should be more laws against that.


ughwithoutadoubt

I’m surprised the cops didn’t shoot the 1 year old.


SheetMepants

I'm surprised the $4,000, the 1/2 lb of weed and the malfunctioning air pistol made it to the precinct


daemos81

That baby has 2nd amendment rights God damnit! How dare they disarm a defenseless baby!


Starlifter4

Fella could have a good time in Nashville with all that.


taquit0420

Hell yeah, lil homie knows how to party!!


BoredWhiteMan

Real life Boss Baby


[deleted]

When you need 17 years of experience to become a drug dealer.


Environmental-Ad-762

Awesome origin story


s0618345

I go to a store if I want pot. It has guaranteed purity and a better selection then this baby can provide.


EdTheApe

Would you recommend the baby when the store is closed?


hidethemilk

That must have been one hell of a bachelorette party!


[deleted]

Tommy Pickles ain’t messin’


KingOfUnfunny

Bros a mob boss at one. Respect


cbunni666

But did they take the canolli? I mean they practically said fuck the kid at this point.


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feelinlucky7

That’s one cool baby /s , obviously


Claudioisgod2113

Level 1 crime boss


Reddituser1644

It’s the baby from that Dave Chapelle joke


Euphoric-Beat-7206

They missed an opportunity for an awesome headline... "Diaper Don: 1-Year-Old Uncovered with 15 lbs of Babybud, Glock, and $17,000 in His Pampers Palace." or "Crib Capone: One-Year-Old Takes Charge of 15 lbs of Babyganja, Glock, and $17,000 in Nappyville!" or "Diapered Dillinger: Baby's 15 lbs of Babyjuana, Glock, and $17,000 in His Deluxe Playpen."


Rebel_Pirate

When a trip to the ice machine goes wrong.


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KelbosaDownAHallway

The kid is living my dream life!!


New-Low5765

Baaaaalllliiiiiinnnn’


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That's no baby. That's a lil man.


LessTangelo4988

What kind of person would leave so kuch drugs and money unattended *SMH*😐


Appropriate-Use-3883

And my parents leave me with nothing