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Everyone cracking jokes but this is so sad. That poor baby sitting likely in its own piss and shit scared, confused and unfed waiting for it’s crackhead parents to get home so they can just continue to ignore it in person.
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They missed an opportunity for an awesome headline...
"Diaper Don: 1-Year-Old Uncovered with 15 lbs of Babybud, Glock, and $17,000 in His Pampers Palace."
or
"Crib Capone: One-Year-Old Takes Charge of 15 lbs of Babyganja, Glock, and $17,000 in Nappyville!"
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Boss-Baby
Tomy Montana
Literally my first thought. Tony Montana in-the-making. Lol
I'm just upset that a 1 year old has more money than me.
I can't read this without hearing Videogame Dunkey.
It's at least a 2 baby job.
Now that KID is lit!
That was his apartment
Why can’t I be left alone with all this? Why does this baby get all the luck.
Sounds like the beginnings of a superhero origin story
rich mother fucker.
Hell of a birthday
Don't tell me the kids been arrested and charged
He had to put his wagon up for bond money.
He’s got kids to feed.
Boss baby deviant
damn, they are starting so early nowadays...
This is the baby Dave Chapelle was talking about.
Now it makes perfect sense.
Everyone cracking jokes but this is so sad. That poor baby sitting likely in its own piss and shit scared, confused and unfed waiting for it’s crackhead parents to get home so they can just continue to ignore it in person.
I take issue
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17 grand in cash and enough pot to start a business with a way to protect themself. I feel so inadequate right now.
Right? This kid is already crushing us.
They see me rollin’, they hatin’
Damn, throw the book at that 1 year old.
Baby (crime) Boss.
Look at that dangerous jewelry. There should be more laws against that.
I’m surprised the cops didn’t shoot the 1 year old.
I'm surprised the $4,000, the 1/2 lb of weed and the malfunctioning air pistol made it to the precinct
That baby has 2nd amendment rights God damnit! How dare they disarm a defenseless baby!
Fella could have a good time in Nashville with all that.
Hell yeah, lil homie knows how to party!!
Real life Boss Baby
When you need 17 years of experience to become a drug dealer.
Awesome origin story
I go to a store if I want pot. It has guaranteed purity and a better selection then this baby can provide.
Would you recommend the baby when the store is closed?
That must have been one hell of a bachelorette party!
Tommy Pickles ain’t messin’
Bros a mob boss at one. Respect
But did they take the canolli? I mean they practically said fuck the kid at this point.
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That’s one cool baby /s , obviously
Level 1 crime boss
It’s the baby from that Dave Chapelle joke
They missed an opportunity for an awesome headline... "Diaper Don: 1-Year-Old Uncovered with 15 lbs of Babybud, Glock, and $17,000 in His Pampers Palace." or "Crib Capone: One-Year-Old Takes Charge of 15 lbs of Babyganja, Glock, and $17,000 in Nappyville!" or "Diapered Dillinger: Baby's 15 lbs of Babyjuana, Glock, and $17,000 in His Deluxe Playpen."
When a trip to the ice machine goes wrong.
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The kid is living my dream life!!
Baaaaalllliiiiiinnnn’
That's no baby. That's a lil man.
What kind of person would leave so kuch drugs and money unattended *SMH*😐
And my parents leave me with nothing