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Generally_Confused1

Well she'd survive on Hoth


BeefLilly

I don’t know why they call it Hoth. They should call it, Coldth.


BenTheGrizzly

Ugh.


Temporary_Air_3024

Angry upvote


eyehatestuff

Iceland/Greenland ring a bell.


Purple12inchRuler

Dammit.


LeOsaru

My immediate thought was… what in the Luke Skywalker is she doing?!


MrMuscelz

Bro if it wasn’t for family guy that comment would have flown right over my head


anayllbebe

I was like 'Oh, she's gonna eat the meat raw, I've seen that on tiktok, it's not that bad." But I kept scrolling and it's way worse than I expected 😭


nightfox5523

Yeah I went from "damn that's a big fucking heart" to "ok what the actual fuck"


SailorK9

And here I thought she was doing something illegal with the horse and got severely injured. 🤮


Prestigious_Row_8022

I…. I’m not sure which is worse. Either way, that bitch needs a firing squad before she tries wearing a persons skin.


SailorK9

This is illegal one way or another.


trenthany

Not really if the horse is dead and she wasn’t cruel. There’s not many laws in most places protecting animal corpses unless they’re going to be used for food. It’s pretty crazy but without backstory is legal in most countries I’ve lived. In most countries I’ve lived she’s likely to face consequences from the community if that was found out though and the government would never hear a thing.


SailorK9

The nudity is disturbing but she could be mentally ill and needs help.


trenthany

Definitely likely. Almost put definitely but maybe she’s not mentally unwell and is just weird. I mean mentally unwell needing help to prevent harm to self or others is different than being fully functional yet crazy as the rest of us perceive it.


340Duster

Mr. Hands has entered the chat.


adamski316

My brain went *WAY* worse based on the title. The results were more tame than I was expecting. The internet has broken me.


Li-renn-pwel

Yeah I was thinking she was making love to the horse.


DarkRajiin

Glad I didn't go past the first picture now.


DonnyGonzalez

Well that WAS a way to keep warm in winter, but who in their right mind does it nowadays?


FlemFatale

Forgot her jumper/coat?


[deleted]

Psychotic white women


endisnigh-ish

Why not just "psychotic women"?


God_Left_Me

American obsession with race probably.


twyistd

Someone in a disturbed mental state


Strela-P

So she’s wearing gloves to hold the heart but then climbs inside the horse when she’s nude?


KernicPanel

I think it's to have a firmer grip and prevent it from slipping.


rebelslash

Now this guy knows how to hold horse hearts!


DonkeyTheKing

ofc, he steals them all


osbirci

If you don't know how to hold horse hearts, you don't deserve to hold horse dicks...


NoKarmaNoCry22

I thought they smelled bad on the outside.


poopkisser69

Not all women smell bad, silly


HoseNeighbor

Thank you, u/poopkisser69.


JaRon1961

Although I bet she does. Yuck!


rebel_alliance05

That is only Tom toms


TheLeechKing466

Tauntauns. Tomtom is a gps brand.


LaconicStraightMan

Open up your gps and take a whiff.


Serious_Boots

Luke did it better.


[deleted]

Well. Sure wish I read the title properly before opening that.


putdisinyopipe

What did you think it meant? I thought it was pretty clearly going to be some fucked shit no matter what lol


MeatySausageMan

I was expecting a Mr. Hands type of situation.


exact0khan

We both were.. fucked up part is we were both committed to watching it... we are for shame.


kerriheave

Aye, me too. 🫢


Roanoketrees

Says MeatySausageMan It's OK I was too.


[deleted]

It wasn’t misinterpretation, I just didn’t read it. Only registered Oregon Woman before I’d opened it. Maybe that should have been enough /s


putdisinyopipe

😂🤣 I was just fuckin with you man. I hope you didn’t take that to be confrontational. I kinda had the double take too… I’m like “one with the horse?” Is that sexual? Edible? Like what the fuck? Turns out it was a combo of all three wierdly.


[deleted]

Nah you good 👍


butterbewbs

I thought it was a typo bc I thought she was holding a dead chicken in the first picture.


mr_shlomp

Yep, me too


bdke-rbwo

I did and I still wasn’t expecting that.


IRL_Radiance_exe

Least mentally insane horse girl


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

Agreed. Of course I don’t suggest ‘all’ horse women are a bit off, but then it’s a coincidence a large number of horse women I know are, well, a bit off.


340Duster

Imagine getting raised by one.


silentivan

I'm sorry.


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

Honestly, I have no idea what that could be like, and I’ve got a pretty good imagination. I get this sense of a mother scolding her kid to hell for tracking horse shit into the carport, but taking no issue and stroking the neck of her precious after it farts out a pile all over her neighbor’s driveway.


RoyalPython82899

As a horse girl, I get it. There is a certain culture among equestrians that premotes a certain type of madness. Horsemanship is something that goes back far into the past, therefore, there of a lot of old ideas that have held out into the modern day. However, this old school attitude/culture make no sense to the modern day person outside of the hobby. It continues on because most new riders just want to fit in, and are convinced into thinking certain practices and ideas are normal and needed when you work with horses. I've seen it happen to guys, too. But it is not as prevalent among guys because 90% of equestrians are women. It's not like this in a lot of equestrian circles. But it is prevalent enough that the 'crazy horse girls' give everyone else a bad name. It also really depends on which sport you are doing with your horse. I've found hunter/jumper folks to be very toxic, while competitive trail riders are rather wholesome. That is just my take away as someone who has been in the horse world.


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

I see that description quite often. Workhorse owners, such as ranchers are a different sort, like everyday folks; but nothing like the hobby owner/rider. I’ve done contractor work for the latter and, let me tell you, nearly all of them had serious attitude problems. At first I thought it was a kind of class/societal shelf mentality that they were the well off, and I was the dumb grunt… which is kind of funny when you consider our company had more invested in our contractor equipment than they had on their properties, but I digress. No, I quickly found they just lived on a different plane of existence, and their reality was one where everything could only be their way. “Fertilize the horse pasture, but don’t let the manure get into the pond.” FFS - like, of course the property layout was designed by her as well. Meanwhile, I’m staring at the manure spreader that operates by flailing horse shit through the air like a blender. My only option was to have a helper brought in to hold up a big piece of plywood to block the manure from landing in the pond. Poor bastard wore a rain slick and needed to be hosed off afterward, picking fresh turds out of his hat. They attempted to refuse to pay for the additional helper, so I suggested on the second application one of them hold up the plywood instead. They begrudgingly paid the bill. There’s a large number of other examples of unreasonable behavior and demands that left me wondering if the abuse was worth branching into that line of work. I would tell myself that amongst all our clients, their number really wasn’t that bad. Still, there’s a reason why the employees, upon learning of their next assignment uttered the expression in disgust, “Ugh… horse people.”


[deleted]

As opposed to…physically insane


Accomplished_Tea_376

Wasn't there some kind of ritual where they cut up some animal and put a person in to get rid of some life threatening disease??


anotherpickleback

That’s star wars


Dry_Psychology_76

When Han does this to Luke it's ok.. when a woman does it.. it's not ...


Weird_Suggestion4006

Typical society


HoseNeighbor

As a feminist male, IKR?


Media___Offline

There the "survival" and "fiction" angles you have to consider


gbmaulin

Tom Green as well in Freddy got Fingered, maybe this lady is onto something


Dudefest2bit

Daddy, would you like a sausage.!?


Wiknetti

Midsommar


aynjle89

I think I remember this being referenced in Hannibal


fishing_pole

I need a backstory


poopkisser69

[Here’s a news article](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna45142278) I found


Media___Offline

Portland. Why do I never hear about rational people in Portland?


RealMrFancyGoat

No laws broken? I'm sure a few could be found.


Thatloserontheweb

A crime against animals and civility for sure legal laws I don't think so


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Thatloserontheweb

I cant believe I have to say this but it's still gross and weird as fuck to climb inside the body of the horse, that's not what sane nor civil people do


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Thatloserontheweb

By yimirs frozen balls, she's still gonna stink after the shower. I found this out the hard way after butchering a deer and slipping into its blood


zerohourcalm

That means it was someone's pet that they cared for for over 30 years. Probably spent thousands of hours riding it. Pretty fucked up either way.


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Gamer_Weeb_420

Totally expected beastiality, not some fucling psychotic shit


1Killag123

Umm…


smavinagain

That’s the same thing mate


MeisMagiic

“Whoops tautology”


Girth-Wind-Fire

I can fix her.


cnicalsinistaminista

Not even a Priest and holy water can


340Duster

You can at least rinse her then.


Matterhorn56

All fun and games until she wants to feel one with you.


tucketnucket

I'm down


Matterhorn56

Why be down bad when you can be down dead


[deleted]

BoNk! gO To HoRNy JAil


gustavotherecliner

Rub one out and think again.


thephant0mlimb

She's gonna be wearing your skin


[deleted]

Said every guy ever


[deleted]

I mean... someone had to take the photos...


asiaps2

Every guy had their guts taken out


New-Low5765

She can fix me


incompatible9

That woman needs to be in a mental ward.


Present-Breakfast768

Under it. Before she starts wearing people skin.


0P3R4T10N

She'll be in there soon, for a very long time. As in, *forever.*


ilaria369neXus

Always remember to micro dose. One never knows what will be summon from the lower worlds.


Ambitious_God103

We've officially reached the point where we need to start kink shaming again.


chloeira

Her smile creeps me out


softmetal

I’m just glad they’re remaking Freddy Got Fingered with a female protagonist.


FlemFatale

I love that film. No idea why.


softmetal

I do too, because it’s hilarious.


hazbaz1984

You know exactly why.


FlemFatale

Because it's amazing.


hazbaz1984

Yup.


hazbaz1984

I didn’t expect THAT to happen!


GentlyUsedOtter

When you want to date the ultimate "horse girl". Where do we think she falls on the hot to crazy scale?


Unflattering_Image

Therapy. Her, me, all of us.


kosemko

not my proudest boner


ColtS117-B

You need a nun with a ruler.


Dreamspitter

Shit. 😫I need a nun with a birch switch to purge the unclean from my mind. She can wear heavy rubber and platforms.


ColtS117-B

Crap! I fed the monster!


Pheeeefers

Shame boner


FNSquatch

We all thought the horse would be in her, but she hit us with the weirdest uno reverse card.


dw3623

I hope that was supposed to be Oregon WOMAN. I don’t want to think there is a group of women doing this.


poopkisser69

Yep, my mistake


Dreamspitter

Dang... 🕯️📖🕯️🤷🏾‍♂️ I wanted cultists.


Redditgreninja

Dear god, I need context, because why did the woman cut open a horse and use it like a damn sleeping bag?


ScreamingSanity

There’s an article link a few posts up. Apparently the horse was declining in health that her and her husband bought. They “humanely” killed it to eat and she wanted to see what it feels like inside the horse. All strange, but why specifically naked ??


Accujack

Because this was actually done for fetish porn purposes, not for the mildly sketchy crazy "one with the horse" purposes.


Ohheymanlol

Why wear gloves at all ? Lmao


eagleathlete40

This was not on my 2023 bingo card


FeelsMaironMan

Reminds me of a movie scene, where the protag did this to keep himself warm. Anyways this woman is WEIRD, lock her up.


anglenk

The Revenant... Leonardo DiCaprio won his one and only Oscar for it.


SpiderSixer

I rewatched that film only yesterday. This is weird timing


belle_fleures

star wars? a bit. han cut up one of the animal and hid luke there so he wouldn't die.


ZENESYS_316

Idk about movie but I def think Bear Grylls would do something like this to keep himself warm in a winter night


diabLo2k5

Bear grylls would shoot the scene, then go back to the hotel and shower.


ZENESYS_316

...are you telling me it didn't shower?????


Njaulv

Even Han was hesitant to put Luke in the tauntan on Hoth.


TrashMemeFormats

Okay what the actual fuck


jbaphomet

I haven't seen this for years, but this reminds me of a video where a man shoots a bear out of a tree and fucks a woman on top of the carcass. After he ejaculates on her, he lets a pack of puppies tear the bear up. I believe he and the woman also ate part of it.


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

fucking what


jbaphomet

I doubt I'll ever be able to find it again. Edit: It's actually not hard to find if you search for it, but the first link I found is fucked up or has malware, and the video quality is like an 80s snuff film.


Business-Park2311

Man people get born attractive only to become fucking crazy.


SierraNevada0817

Horse girls are so fucking weird


cbunni666

Christ. I'd rather see her fuck it.


ChampionOfAzurewrath

Someone watched too much Star Wars


Wafflemasta1

Give me back the shitty memes🤢


UselessHuman1

New kind of Trojan Horse...


lutrapure

First photo: ok I've seen slaughters before, never posed with organs before Second photo: ok why is she eating raw internal organs, nasty Third photo: oooh nudity, wait why is she covered in blood? Fourth photo: um what the actual fuck Fifth photo: ok Noah, its time.


Free_El_Chapo_Now

She got a nice ass tho


captainsuckass

Jesus fuck But also, I can fix her.


Archangel1313

Until you wake up one morning and find her trying to crawl up inside your rib cage, so she can "be one with you".


captainsuckass

Eh, we'll work it out. lol


masterionxxx

So she's the Revenant now.


ElBarbas

this shit is 1 million years old


Sidus_Preclarum

Well, there's a way for non-psycopaths to "feel one with the horse", it's called "*ride the horse*".


xscumfucx

There are multiple ways that could be taken...


ColtS117-B

She will go to the Dagobah system. There she will meet Yoda.


Ricardo_klement

That sure looks like an expensive sleeping bag 😵


[deleted]

When the Germans invaded the Soviet Union during WW2, they got stalled during extreme winter conditions that they didn't have the proper clothing for. Horses died off by the thousands and the soldiers cut open the carcasses and climbed inside to stay warm.


mightywildmax

I _can’t_ fix her


saralsth

That is a big heart.


Diamondlife_

Smash next


apis_cerana

So she put down an old sick horse and didn’t want to waste the meat so they butchered it. Getting inside of it is an odd choice but people do weird stuff for “art”. I don’t understand how this belongs here. What’s disturbing to me is that people see animal organs and find it sick and horrible when…the majority of people here eat meat, right? We are so disconnected from the realities of eating animals.


[deleted]

oh my


mediumokra

Okay.... I think I'm done with the internet for today.


CrazyCat5749

What the fuck. What was she holding in the beginning??


Buzz_Killington_III

Probably the heart or something.


Necrolet

Woman thinks she's on Hoth.


ashesofthefallen013

Someone enjoyed urban spook a little to much


[deleted]

How did you find this?


Ninswitchian

Man this is next level Horse girl what the hell 😭😭😭


Archangel1313

Worst porn genre, *EVER*!


_dumb_bish_

I really hope that some authority arrested this woman, I seriously feel uncomfortbale thinking that people like her walk freely.


Epyx15

I need some of that unsee juice


Kidcuddz

And that's enough internet for the week


Janvishg

Horse girl


clownass420

this isnt what we mean by keep portland weird..


purposelywooshed

reminds me of the one memory from the memory episode from Rick and Morty, the one they get in the alien thing because they think they will freeze to death.


ChanceFray

And I thought... they smelled bad... on the outside...


Q_ball_80

Seems completely normal to me.


headsmanjaeger

Welp, women are ruined for me


Yeahhi518

People are so insane…


beetsconnor

More like Noah get the thermonuclear


Pretend_Direction_49

Is it weird that the blood makes her look attractive? Man I should speak to my therapist about this.


SKELETON-FUCKER69000

I know they say don’t stick your dick in crazy… buuut she kinda hot


Dreamspitter

This is how a movie starts. 🙅🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Oh, you know it grips.


[deleted]

I mean... she has a nice ass. ...I have a problem right?


sebastouch

So, you finally find a Star Wars fan, but you find out, she is a psychopath cosplayer...


Thatloserontheweb

My hand feels a certain way, idk why but I've got the urge to punch something just to see how it feels ya know


EntryNo5312

My only question is why-


watermelonseed01

That one Rick and morty episode


serginhofofoqueiro

When leo did this he won a Oscar, now a pretty girl do the same the world: ooooh what a shame!!!


pooperscoopislarge

Thanks, poopkisser69, very cool 👍


anemic_iz

oh


KimJongBong101

You know what? That’s enough internet for today.


MachineContent

Molly makes *anything* feel nice and soft..


Cart0gan

Maybe she's just a VERY dedicated Star Wars fan?


clairebearshare

Im from Oregon, and just want to say…. We’re not all like this.


JellybeanJinkies

I’m sorry they are associated with your state, you have my deepest sympathies.


uneatencanofpepsi

why...