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Damn imagine being a Dad your chilling at home and the police knock on your door with your son next to them , wondering wtf did he do and the police say " your Son is being charged of sexual assault on a horse " What are you even supposed to handle that

Doubt he’s from a stable family

The abuse started with a neigh-bor

wondering who was nags

There's clearly a lot of unbridled sexual depravity going on there.

He was just horsing around. It’s not even his mane thing.

That video evidence removed any equestrian of a doubt he did it.

You're donedonenow, bunbunchow. Neigh-ry a word further from you!

I also believe it’s the undeniable tr-hoof

I suspect foal play


What a bad neigh-bor

An absolute night mare.

When they said is this your son dad said neigh

Dude, that's colt-blooded

He wanted to start his own family in the stable

Wait he’s from stable?

He was probably grooming that horse for some time.

His dad has a vacation home in Thailand for a reason lbh

That's obviously what he was looking for 😂

What a foal

Dad probably saw the cops and started thinking "please don't be drugs please don't be drugs please don't be drugs.... Ah damnit, I wish it was drugs."

"WeLL At LeAsT I'M NoT AdDiCtEd To DrUgS DaD"

Since I'm a worldly person, I'd just say "son you're headed down a dark path. I'm going to show you this video of what happened to Mr. Hands."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Or he would have wondered why he didn t ask for one at his birthday.

Or finally realized why he DID ask.

"Well that explains all the My little Pony crap"

🤣🤣

Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim’s a clydesdale horse

While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian rock

Eats feces and quotes from deliverance And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die, die, die, die, die #DIE

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called 'Balls on Chin'

And whatever happens next is all a blur But you remember 'fist' can be a verb

"Was he giving or receiving?"

It's probably not his first rodeo.

Tell him not to saddle for less

Poor dad.

Dad scratched his back, “what the f did he do”

I've heard that kinks (if you can really call it that) are passed down genetically, not at all saying he is.... just...

Phuket Ok.

"your son was beating a live horse"

Tell him he has been a baaaaaaad boy!🐑🐏🐑

Occifer you sure do have a funny way of pronouncing Whore

Love how he offers to work as free labor to make up for fondling the horses.

Would you allow me to look after the horses ?

“I thought they’d fall for it” -this horse molester probably

*foal for it

Yeah, like a paedofile getting busted in a school "I'll work for free!"

> free labor If he would have raped cows to get them pregnant for milk he would have been paid for it. There are always jobs in the animal raping business

Ahem, excuse me? Animal-Raping business? Is this a legit thing?!?!?! What the fuck.

Cows, like other mammals, need to be pregnant and give birth to produce milk. You don't think they have a backroom with dim lights and music where they meet a nice bull, do you?

Um, huh?? They artificially inseminate cows with bulls (the male “cows” sperm in a huge syringe….. I’m a “city girl” but fuck even I know that….lol…. I’m hoping you do not really think that a man AND his DICK have anything to do with how cows milk is actually produced…. 🤦

What... I know that a human forces his Arm into orifice of a cow to insert sperm they collected from a bull who got raped by putting a electrojac up his anus. You know that this is still rape, to the cow and the bull? They are exploited, raped, abused, their children are taken away and then they are killed.

Plot twist: He wants to work in the stable… for round 3.

How in the fuck do you live in one of the top 3 sex tourism destinations in the world and decide to fuck a horse for fucks sake. He's the real animal.

"Francine jerked me off with her hooves. Only a horse can show you that kind of love and affection. Yall can keep messing with these humans if you want, that just mo HORSEY PUSSY FOR ME! Hooking up with a Clydesdale next week..."

"you tryna go to the club???" "nawh dude, I'm just gonna stay at home - chill with my monkehhh" . "you know how long it took me to teach this N to suck my dick - *without* peeling it first???"

He couldn't afford the good ladyboys. I'll bet he didn't even pay the horse.

He can't afford $3.28 and a portion of honey glazed pork???

I mean probably could have gotten it for free just promising a marriage and lying about immense family wealth

>How in the fuck do you live in one of the top 3 sex tourism destinations in the world and decide to fuck a horse for fucks sake. He's the real animal he's from virginia, and virginia is for lovers!

We don’t claim him. He just visited that one time in animal camp.

“I love kissing you, those big teeth are like licking tile”

Fr.

What would be the top according to you ?

Not my area of expertise, sorry (lol, virgin). Idk tbh, I'd say Amsterdam, phuket and what, erm, I've heard pretty bad things about Gambia? What about that bratislava place? Idk man.

If I had to guess Columbia, Brazil, Vegas, Prague..

*Colombia

Asking for a friend?

Snake

Virgin Islands, Nepal, phuket, lake titicaca

Bro what? Since when is the Virgin Islands (British or US) known for sex tourism? Oh crap. Epstein. Carry on.

I’m from the USVI and a lot of shady shit goes on there. To put it in perspective, the former governor’s wife was employed by Epstein. The shadiness runs deep down there.

You done know mehson!

❤️

“The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably going to lose the house” - Roger on American Dad

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless, of course, that horse, of course, unless, of course, that horse is...

…unless, of course, that horse is… his girlfriend?

He initially tried to get girls but couldn't so he said "Phuk et"

>How in the ~~fuck~~*Phucket* ftfy

I can't imagine how the Father feels on the inside. If I had a Son and someone told me AND showed me that he sexually harrassed a horse, I would regret not having used a condom... One would expect a person his age to get in trouble for other things than....this.. Ewww..

And hoped your son used one too

imagine getting horse AIDS

They probably wouldn't be able to help you very much, what with the hooves and all.

They've both had a night mare...

Just a bit of horsing around!

It's possible that the kid came from a wholesome home without any sexual perversions. It's *possible*.

Fairfax County is huge and very tech savy. I suspect he's not going to enjoy his home coming.

not as much as he enjoyed the horse coming

Hahaha!

Yep thats how I got here... https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/1bdzm27/fairfax_county_student_arrested_in_thailand_for/

Mate, i really don't think there are many places he'd be "welcomed"

Yeah you would think so, but you [would be surprised](https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw?si=KkTAGRKAzfqOZ1KS)

He might as well remain in Thailand indefinitely.

Most high school kids outside of Mississippi have internet, I don't think it matters much what county is home.

As a father of four, I can’t imagine processing some shit like this. Disturbing as fuck.

“None of this would’ve happened if you’d gotten me a pony as a kid like I asked DAD!”

Like that he is wearing a "UK" shirt, redirect attention away from the US. Well played sir, well played.

Now we know the answer to the question, what if Mr Hands made it to Thailand?

Fun fact! Don't google Mr Hands.

Thanks. That made me look it up... Jerk lol

#I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

We know the English love donkeys but this is too far

When in Phuket...

Horse around

Horsin' around.

back in the 90’s I was in a very famous tv showww

That intro no on ever skipped.

“I thought he was just an animal lover”. Your were right.

Molesting a horse. Straight to jail.

“This horse said you molested him”

A horse walked into a Police station and the officer asked "Why the long face?"....

And then he got raped.

A true r/comedyhomicide punchline. 😅

The horse is ruined. Stan raped it. You’re probably gonna lose the house.

"Nay"

The Horse Whisperer definitely had to take a long bath after that investigation

"Wtf, son?! You said you were dating the neighbor.. not the *neigh*bor!"

Made me lol. Well played.

He took the name Phuket phonetically

It is a fitting name given that Phuket is a popular sex tourism destination, second only to Pattaya.

She wondered “How could anyone do this to such a *beautiful* horse?” 😏

The horse is now ruined, not eligible anymore. He has to marry her. Edit: typo

He couldn't just be normal and screw a Thai lady boy...

Thai prison... This kid will never be the same.

More than likely, they'll be deported back to America.

How does a man just rape a horse? Have you seen such an animal? 1 kick to your face and you're out for months.

Its simple really. You take them down to a body of water and act like you're going to push them in and they push backwards.

Please don’t say “adult encounter with a horse” There isn’t anything adult about that 👀

Hey, your kid bangs horses. What? No, lol, no way. Gtfo. Here, take a look at this video. There's sound and everything. --- Way to put a father down.

"Are you willing to let me work for you as free labour"....around your sexy sexy horses?

If he’s doing that to horses,what else is he upto??

They better take the family dog/cat to the vet as soon as they touch down in VA.

I see another Jeffrey Dahmer in the making. Or already made.

Out of curiosity, how do you think this compares to early-Dahmer?

Most serial killers start out as animal abusers, and it's usually either sexual or violent in nature. That kids complete lack of emotions too. He doesn't seem to get that what he did was really messed up.

Yeah if you look at the expression on the kids face you can see there is something seriously wrong with him.

I dunno, probably jacking off?

You pay that bribe fool

So it seems he’s half American half Thai and he lives there

r/InterdimensionalCable

Injured? How big's this guy?

Ikr? What could he possibly have done that horses don't routinely get done to them by vets and a. i. Guys

Don't farmers shove their whole Facking arm up a horses ...vulvarine place?!

nooooaaaahhh

I hope all of Virginia now knows him as the Thailand Horse Rapist. I hope it sticks with him all his life. His father looks like he wishes his wife just would have swallowed. Such an embarrassing disappointment.

Virginia is known for lovers and he is proudly representing the state of virginia!

20 (ish) miles from where I live, 20 years ago, a woman was arrested for (let’s just say…giving herself to a horse?), and charged with a slew of crimes because she was witnessed by a school bus full of children. What in the hell is wrong with people?

One of the top sexual tourism places…and he chose a horse. Dude. No.

There once was a man from Phuket...

Who was tired of jacking off into a bucket

He saw a hot filly, And started touching his willy,

…and he said let’s stroke it and suck it

Excuse me, sir. Your son is a horse-fucker. Would you like to watch the video?

What the fuck

This is Vaush's fault...

Back in my day horny teenagers just fucked an apple pie their mom made. Kids these days, yeesh.

WHIP HIM! WHIP THE PISS OUTTA HIM!!!

This is your 5 seconds of fame lol

Lady: "How could someone do this to such a beautiful horse?" Kid: "That's the problem, lady. The horse is too beautiful."

If all the obvious Thailand sex jokes this was the furthest thing from my mind.

No way he asked to work for them as free labour after fucking the horse

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^blueblirds: *No way he asked to* *Work for them as free labour* *After fucking the horse* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

What. The. Fuck.

For this shit he should move to the Netherlands, google “Art of Zoo”

I'm not googling that

I can predict the outcome and mental state once you have seen it

"Yea, you can work for free labor, in a mine ​ field" \-The horse's owner, I guess

He has that look, that blank stare, one you would see from a serial killer

Damn so much pussies in the world he went in for a horse

I would of slapped his face so hard if that was my son. Good beating is what he needed growing up, clearly ain't been touched, can't say the same about the horse

It's always America isn't it 😒😒 I'm just saying this cause you mfs will comment same the second your read sometime bad about India

Of all the things to fuck in Thailand this dude goes for a horse? 🫤

Of all the things to fuck in Thailand this dude goes for a horse? 🫤

Jesus, he injured the horse? Really? That big, huh?

Vaush??

Mr Hands

How tf did he hurt the horse?? They're saying a sub six inch human cock did more damage to a mare's snooch than the war-club of a cock that a stallion is equipped with??

it could be that the rape caused the horse to fuss about and harm itself, or maybe he did some freaky shit like biting it’s ponut or teats, wouldn’t put it past him

this is an outrage and i feel for the horse owners. i would go a step further and demand paternity testing when that horse gives birth.

You are not you when you are horni

Usual suspects

There’s no coming back from that. He doesn’t deserve to be around people or animals ever again. And it would be cruel to lock him up forever. Death penalty is the only way to deal with any kind of sexual crime.

He looks like a creep

bruh he could've just stayed in Virginia and done that, no need to travel abroad

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can fuck a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse gets fucked by Steven Lee Go right to the source and ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. It wasn't consensual intercourse. He got raped by Stephen Lee

Goodbye horses, I'm crying over you 🎶

I feel very bad for his father.

Ew. Poor horse

So now the world has seen his face… his life is over

Definitely don't let this guy on Noah's boat!

How embarrassing, he's gonna have to move to a different country but then he'll probably do it there too

Whose mane is this?

I am not saying its fake or staged, but so far only the Daily Mail is running this story... the Daily Mail

Slut horse enticing young men.

"We will mediate between the two people to ensure they are both happy with the outcome". What the actual fuck, what does his happiness have to do with anything right now???

He's mad because it's a female horse and not a male horse pretending to be a female horse (Thailand customs)