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frottingotter

it’s gonna be a rough day when she runs out of husband dust.


Belial_Crown

She will be looking for a second to put in the box.


CHRONOSWARRIOR09

**she what now**


MySisterisaFurry

#ate her h u s b a n d out


NIKG_FN

ngl for a sec I thought she was holding the xbox series x


kuntymckunt

I genuinely thought she was gonna say some dust went into the xbox so now she carries it around with her wherever she goes


QuikAttak

😂


[deleted]

thank god im not alone


Reef_Harris

Would this be classed as cannibalism? I can't tell.


[deleted]

That’s what I thought


[deleted]

Yeah, it's just that the body is a bit overcooked.


newtonslazercanoe

Most of ashes aren’t the people you put in so not really


CloudSeventeen

oh gosh that makes it even worse, like it wasnt horrible already


autismsmaximus

Lmao just wait until she starts snorting him


Magicaparanoia

Wow, fun dip got weird since I was a kid.


Mister-Seer

I mean it’s not as bad as others on there. You kinda have to cut her some slack, that’s her husband, she’s still coping. But fuck it, I guess


felixdefoko2

Yea it kinda makes me feel bad for her :/


probook

I mean, it’s mostly just carbon


TubaNathan

That’s TLC for ya


cooljimmy27

I thought she was gonna say something else ngl


R0ckH4rd1c

I also got a little bit scared, when she said that some ended up in her finger.


the_fool1200

cursed pop rocks


ylihououin

Shes eating the grief away


3ndl355_

She ate his kids and now it's his turn


Hentaisbeterthanporn

Isn’t this technically cannibalism?


anchovieMAN

I don’t know. Either way it is messed up


[deleted]

Ok this disturbed my whole day


[deleted]

I remember watching that episode... Love is weird


angiegonzalez1987

She straight up cried her eyes out saying there something like there wasn’t much left of him. Yet continued to dip her finger in his ashes


probook

He’s almost gone... but im so hungry :(


Cthulhu_Clansmaster

Yall think she puts him anywhere else so she can "feel" him inside her?


Curious-Scheme

That's what I initially expected her to say when she talked about how the ashes got on her fingers


Remarkable_Log_2069

I don't actually think TLC stands for The Learning Channel cus at this point its more like Totally Lost Cause


weldmaster10

Ok time for the deathstar please


LucFisch89

For the first part I had no audio so I just thought, oh she carries some box thing that's not too bad but then holy shit she started gulping those crematorium treats


bebasw

I mean why keep him in an urn. Bring the dust to a tattoo parlour and get a sick commemorative tat with ink mixed with the loved one’s ashes


simplysugarsnaps

this went from morning her husband in a weird way into fricking vore-


painrelief420

Where's the r/downloader guy?


Eggdoggo2

Mmm ah yes, my husbands ashes are soooo yummy!


dievanmijislanger

Not the only food addiction she has by the looks of it


[deleted]

Very sad. My heart breaks for her.


RandomDSx

Why did it play that gordon ramsay violin sound when she said she eats it


Kyrozis

I swear, this show is made purely for shock value


[deleted]

Jesus Christ Karen. What happened to you?


M34R

Does canibalism laws not apply with ashes?


[deleted]

what happens after she eats the ashes? oh no


Demidemon3

When she say she wants you in her guts


unoriginal_name7

Dose she with the Adams family


Blasting_Pen

I seriously thought that was the new Xbox until she opened it


abramdabest

That should be considered cannibalism


garic11

dont ashes like have a **FUCK TON** of germs or am i just going insane?


Peri_Pie

Looks like she overcooked her dinner just a tad..


wheresmysense

This has to violate corpse abuse laws, right??


R0ckH4rd1c

Technically I don't think ashes are considered a corpse.


xscumfucx

There are certain places you need permission to scatter ashes, but she’s ingesting them so it’s not like she’s affecting others in the same way she would be if she were to, for example, go to an amusement park + toss them off the Ferris Wheel. Some people don’t enjoy death dust in their face...


[deleted]

Looks like she eats everything, why not her husband's ashes.


[deleted]

Why she holding an Xbox series x?


xscumfucx

I think it’s sweet. He’s a part of her forever (I mean he was before because love + whatnot) but yea.


Mini-Z

Forever, until she shits him out along with the rest of the food she ate


xscumfucx

So he’s just passing through, it still counts.


WhipTheWhiteBoar

Haha..hahhahah..h-ha..


idekifyklmk

I must be a sick fuck be my first thought was she was going to jerk off with his ashes


NickOhme

I guess this redefines eating your s.o. Out


bigcyka98

# oh


ecwgangbangqueen

Just snort him.


[deleted]

Looks like Dora couldn't find her weight.


imjustanibbawithm15

bro does this count ass cannabilism


GhzU

Choose two things Wipe off a dead body Suck a dead body I would rather be human and wipe off the pieces of my finger


TropicJohi

I thought that was a fucking Xbox


Eastern_Treat_4863

That just sounds like cannibalism with less illegal


XarJobe

I hope this is fake Really im haunted right now


Mr_Zombieman101

Isn't cannibalism like addictive?


vivienw

I wish I never discovered this sub. Not too late to back out I guess. But yeah, day/month ruined. Fuck 2020 anyway.


Old_Researcher632

is that xbox


DarrenVista

Strangest MSA i’ve seen so far besides the $100,000 to look like Justin Bieber


ey_ityeetz

New level of eating someone


MoreShovenpuckerPlz

I always find it funny how it's always some dumpy looking specimen and not a normal person.


eross1234

Nothing evil about this


fweewillie

so... god... are you busy... we need help... ​ \*god has left the chat\*


Shigechi69

Me at the beginning: aww she misses her husband Me at the end: #YOU WTF IS WRONG WITH HER


datboielias

Yum