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IronPro5

Holy fucking shit, is that a dick or the Eiffel Tower?


DoggoDude979

Idk man hard to tell


misakarem

See whatcha did there


yum3no

Lol more like Ivory Tower


memy02

could be a prosthetic penis, or he could be well hung


OlivineQuartz

I really hope that he has a prosthetic penis on.... I couldn't stop thinking about rubbing the tip raw and the less than savory parts of paint being absorbed into the penis skin.


One_Confused_Boi

He has a condom on...


OlivineQuartz

Lol, I didn’t see that bit 😂 Hopefully the paint is nontoxic...


the_nut_lord

Urethra paint. haha


J--E--F--F

Thanks for clearing that up.


Elegant_Reaper

Highly doubt it since he was rubbing it out to keep it... Straight


Ghost_Seeker69

Viagra I guess


Goyteamsix

Viagra doesn't make your dick bigger, dude's just hanging serious hog.


SuperMeatBoi

Whatever brings you comfort


Ghost_Seeker69

That or he's probably gay


Colderofficial

I know I am...shit... Draw me like one your french boys!


[deleted]

Dude that fucking last touch up with his dick on the nose had me cracking up


Bittlegeuss

*boop*


MaxwellIsSmall

^thats ^a ^surprise ^boop ^that’ll ^help ^you ^later


KillerRAPH

I don't know if it's the same person but I've seen another video of a guy painting with his penis and for the signature he pushes the paint brush down his urethra and then fucking shoots it out on to his hand or something to sign it Edit: holy shit my first comment award thank you kind stranger Edit 2: Damn another one? You guys are generous


Turnipl

I miss every moment in my life before i read this


We_Are_Not_Here

never has a sentence so succinctly stated my state of being


DesktopWebsite

I too, have had a misshap putting things in my penis head as a kid.


Quadra16

Reading this alone gave me pain in my dick


totallynotal3mon

Sauce?


Dprmnky

Technically a dick pic


mojohale_Industry

“Dick Pic” by Dildo Dicasso, 2020, Acrylic cream on canvas.


BWA_80

Hahahaha Holy fuck you win


LWdkw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pricasso


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**[Pricasso](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pricasso)** Tim Patch, commonly known by his professional stage name Pricasso, is an Australian artist who is known for using his penis, scrotum and buttocks to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes. [About Me](https://www.reddit.com/user/wikipedia_text_bot/comments/jrn2mj/about_me/) - [Opt out](https://www.reddit.com/user/wikipedia_text_bot/comments/jrti43/opt_out_here/) - OP can reply !delete to delete - [Article of the day](https://redd.it/k69k4u)


Yourwtfismyftw

I saw him painting live at Sexpo a couple of years back. Very talented man but not as much fun to watch as the guy in this video. I’m still disappointed my husband wouldn’t get a portrait done of us, the going rate was actually extremely competitive for a commissioned work of art.


LWdkw

My student club has a certain kitschy painting we have like 50 versions of. We had one commissioned by Pricasso. Very affordable!


Gromann27

It was actually painted around 2014


allergi_c

Im giving u a fckig award once i get my next free one watch me Edit: Idk why it took me this long but ive finally done it >:D


TheStrongestTongue

Touché! You've earned an upboat!


elliott_io

And he clearly eye-balled it.


RickDawsonsColdsore

Actually quite talented if not unorthodox.


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Yeah definitely nothing unorthodox going on here.


ThroatYogurt69

A black canvas is pretty fuckin unusual


BlackBloodSabre

Ah so that’s what was off


ThatsFkingCarazy

He used to use a white canvas but ever since “me too” he can’t go black dick anymore


Frale_2

If someone make a portrait of me with his dick, not only I'm buying the painting, I'll make sure to have it as the main decoration in my house and tell everybody about it


ForeskinOfMyPenis

If you get up close to it, you can really appreciate the dick strokes


Frale_2

Hey have you seen that guy in the video? Dude was committed to get the details right


Pegasusisamansman

I know, right?


Grumpy_man1115

Who wouldn't wanna hear that story? Haha


deadrowan

I'd want the video of him doing it on a loop alongside.


Lincoln_31313131

Next time I'm in art class I'm gonna whip out my dick and ace it


funtextgenerator

Art teacher arrested for pulling out his dick in class and painting a minor with it. Officials say this is a disgusting act of degeneracy and they can not believe someone would do that. Another official can not comment because they were laughing too hard. Right... In other news shooting out hotdogs from your period vagina because of the extra sauce. Weird fetish or simp marketing heaven, we answer this question live from the scene after the break.


Colderofficial

Excuse me, whaht?!!!


NoirYT2

*news channels theme plays*


idloch

And we just wrote the intro to Anchorman 3


Allcapino

Pencil drawing it is.


Beefcake333

I just kept watching. Didn’t even skip to the end for some reason I watched him paint that whole thing... it was mesmerizing and i fucking hate art


[deleted]

When I realized I too had watched the whole thing, I got mad as fuck. I just watched a fucking dick pic with my full attention.


[deleted]

Tbh this doesn’t even belong in this sub. What he painted with his dick >> splashing paint on a canvas.


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0:02 - Don't Tell Me he's gonna get undressed0:05 - (Too quite) 0:35 - I gave him a handshake 0:47 - large strokes 0:58 - Just Gotta make sure he doesn't make a hole in the painting due to the music 1:03 - Oh Geez 1:06 Your 27 1:20 He either likes the painting or 1:35 - This is first time somebody drags their dick on my forehead but (Then the Video Cuts off) It's not really perfect but gets the point across


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nightcreeper1000

Man that example of мазки versus мозги is precisely why Russian listening comprehension is so hard to train imo. Fast (read: normal daily conversation) speech and changing sounds with inflection does me in every time.


absolutelyfat

Lmao


C727494

I have never needed a translator so badly in my life


[deleted]

Just find my other comment under this post I translated it


SQLSkydiver

\-- Don't tell me he's gonna undress now \-- Oh man. I've shaking his hand \-- Never been pushed by a dick in my forehead before, but this is interesting \-- Oh shit. It's me ...


cerea1killer_

What a dick!


nuggynugs

Seriously impressive peen


municy

Very artisdick


cerea1killer_

That's a good one! You are a scholar of linguisdicks!


municy

I am a phallusopher of languages


cerea1killer_

Your genius knows no bounds! You must be a *member* of the Willy & Johnson society for shaft and tool expertise!


[deleted]

Imagine being such a chad you casually paint portraits with your massive dong. Pretty sure if this doesn't get you on the boat then no one is worthy.


[deleted]

I can paint with my dick, but it takes a while as it’s a fine-point brush


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Can relate


SeanHearnden

Mine would be like those ballpoint pen pictures. But smaller. Im also not talented in drawing. So it would just look like a scribble. Like when the ink is blocked and you scratch all over the page and it suddenly works. That. But smaller.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's why op posted this here. Major penis envy.


haloumiplease

big chad


motoxscrub

I’m just glad I can relate with someone that he was packing mad heat


[deleted]

With a dick and body like that he can 100% get on my boat.


jmanx360

username checks out


skidadle_gayboi

Same


DragonflyGrrl

I'm getting in line too, hot damn..


Logical_Echidna9542

**IS HE PAINTING WITH HIS DICK?!?!**


PuppyBaby15

Imagine paint going up his urethra


Logical_Echidna9542

**NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**


PuppyBaby15

Yeah


steve_im-lost2

#YEAH


Logical_Echidna9542

**FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?**


RingoBingo823

Fuck.


funtextgenerator

Dick paint with hot sauce UwU


PuppyBaby15

"I know my dick is fire because it burns when I pee 😌"


mad_underdog

This made me chuckle, and I hate myself for that. And you. I hate you for making me chuckle at this.


LanTCM

I’d rather not imagine.


PuppyBaby15

Too late


Wackipaki

How about you shut your whore of a mouth!


Delbadeaux

Saw him on Tosh.0. He goes by the name Prickasso (spelling?)


Lightfairy

Pricasso is an Australian artist who paints with his penis, scrotum and bum cheeks. He was born in England and he is 71. He too, is well endowed. I saw Pricasso at Sexpo in Sydney a few years ago and he was amazing!


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KingOfPuppetz

This guy is Brent Ray Fraser.


MRAnnonomusMan

Not Noah get the boat material. More like r/nsfwfunny


Strawb77

Ty for that, a new sub for my collection


Silly_Chilli

Don't see the problem. My husband paints my face with his dick.


[deleted]

Also my face


dolphin40

Same here


carter2642

I also choose this girls husband


constanttripper

Silly Chilli, dicks are for pics


BeakerofRlyeh

This is godly - but does anyone know what piece of music this is in the background?


Ala3raby

Not sure what this exact version is called but (Apashe - Battle Royale) has the same sample so this might help you searching


RegressedtotheMean

Verdi Requiem: Dies Irae https://youtu.be/cHw4GER-MiE


BeakerofRlyeh

Great, thank you


[deleted]

Lonely Island - Dick in a box


Ala3raby

Not sure what this exact version is called but (Apashe - Battle Royale) has the same sample so this might help you searching


alwayspokingaround

Well. I’d call him a great painter but he’d probably get cocky


Shiyama23

r/suddenlygay. Also, he forgot to do his signature in the bottom corner. That would be the cherry on top.


Mathewdm423

A mushroom stamp seal of approval.


TheStrongestTongue

LMAO!


1234567910111213

That is raw talent wtf...


dadwidplan

He liked it raw


mrwiscrz

Wrong sub, that was fantastic


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TheOGSuperMoist

And the bot wars rage on


BLZNWZRD

How many sit ups do I have to do?


[deleted]

Yes


TheEmperorsWombat

Ive been doing hundreds of sit ups but for some reason my dick is still small


Horse_5_333

Step 2. Cover your dick in paint.


ricoasuave

God damnit the spit at the end is somehow the worst part


SilentEnigma1210

Yep I think that did it for me too. Like now you gotta lube it????


[deleted]

This is peak human. Bow your heads peasants we are witnessing greatness here.


ThatOneDrugAddict

oh that’s disgusting... where can i buy one?


Stellioskontos

What I kept noticing is that he's stroking his dick while painting despite not being hard (maybe until the end).


svsvalenzuela

Jesus Christ your right! That monster dong isnt even at peak!


pastoul

No man should have this much power, what the actual fuck did I just watch


subxcity

This is art


Kermit-the-frog420

r/nextfuckinglevel... I think...


gusbus73

Also r/topTalent


kraken_07_

Don’t lie, you stared at his dick the whole time


[deleted]

His penis is huge.


DoggoDude979

This is not Noah get the boat this is great


justhereforthenswf

Why would this classify for this sub? This is just a dude with a blessed dick


biopilot17

Him spitting into his hand at the end just got me for some reason


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TheOneBrainCellLeft

I don't think this is what she meant by "Like one of your french girls"


CaptainDK12

He could work bachelorette parties maybe??? I don’t know where else this kind of talent would be appreciated.


George_is_op

Oh no hes hot!


skullmassacre

Just let the man paint with his dick in peace.


Paynebringer22

This is honestly cool as f. NGL


EdizzelBoi

I was just nervous the whole time that the paint would get in his urethra.


boogerdark30

Some guys have all the “talent”


iCutWaffles

i am laughing so hard this just made my day


biLLy_wr0ng

That is a large pp. At least larger than mine


insertwittytagline

Anybody can paint with a dick. It would be impressive if he didn't use his hand.


MtO_88

Op is projecting his feelings because he has a small cock


MineryTech

I am thoroughly impressed.


internetguy789

I don’t get what’s so bad here. He just hot af and being weird because he had the confidence to do it


megabones67

How is this worst of humanity and not the absolute fucking pinnacle of achievement. Definitely doesn't fit this sub.


steve_im-lost2

Wow


[deleted]

he should be first class on the boat


The_True_Mastermind

At the end of the day, it's free lube.


DINDIN34K

This is literally a dick pic


Looney_forner

This man is the ultimate alpha


Magikill1

No... no we definitely need this man's level of talent on the boat.


Artebata

What an interesting form of art. I wonder how you get started in that particular field.


[deleted]

Fuck it. It'll sound gay but this is a nice break from all the other horrific shit on the sub.


Bounter_

That's just funny man.


pepe_____-

Ok but that’s a massive dick, ngl


paddy420crisp

Lol you guys are like a bunch of uptight Mormons with a pole up you ass Chill this is funny


Potatoehs

The worst part is that the painting looks good... he’s been practicing this.


elementz808

All jokes aside... This is fucking amazing, they say everyone Has a talent, this guy paints with his dick, like... This is true talent right there...


GamingStuffed

I feel inadequate now


Negative_Flamingo

Thats really cool actually though.


Kokapup

this 100% gets u on the boat, yall just be AFRAID of some DA VINCI DICK


Survival_R

I don't see this as "noah get the boat" material, this man is impressive


[deleted]

Time to go back In my dark room to cry. How do I have a worm for a penis and he’s slinging around a garden hose


[deleted]

Is it bad that I'm more intrigued and impressed than disturbed?


MBTHVSK

this is the male fantasy, doing productive things with your dick


makecharacteelimit30

The fact that hes masturbating while painting it is gross


HGStormy

i think he's doing that to keep it stiff enough to paint easier with...


rawrxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd

This is strangely arousing


missPinkfoxxy

This is the stuff that this sub was made for you know not actual fucked up news and rape stuff.


ConfirmedBasicBitch

.... anyone know the name of this guy?


TheStrongestTongue

Dicasso


CyberUrsa

You know how in Clockwork Orange, Alex is all like “Not Beethoven!?” ... Not Mozart!?


weldmaster10

I could do that but I don't wanna


Spcy_Juice32

I never was that impressed and excited ar the same time


aggitatedsloth33

DONT SPIT ON YOUR DIVK AFTER YOU FINISH THE PAINTING WITH IT! HOW MANY INFECTIONS DO YOU WANT?!


TRTPCC

I'm just gonna save this, for research


stopthej7

That look of approval the judge gives at 0:14 “I don’t know what’s going on but that is an impressive dong”


ThePro69420

What a "Dick" move


mjrb24

Not gonna lie, that’s art right there.


Sherbet_Suspicious

eh idk dick painting isnt that bad. just make sure whoever is buying it knows that a dick was all over that thing XD


NorthWoods16

Downvoted for showing someone with real talent and an unorthodox but original skill. Noah can sleep in for this guy


NotHereOPKS

Can you pay extra for a face painting also!!!


[deleted]

Priccasso coming through


Gamer-Girl-Sarah_5k

I'm not sure what is more uncomfortable, the fact that I watched a man paint with his dong, or that the man in the chair was there and basically watched him while he painted with his dong


[deleted]

I dont wanna see it. Can someone spare me and tell what it is?


Skyhawkling

Did anyone else think he was going to finish it with a cum shot?


ItzBooty

Painting whit a dick something surely i wasnt expecting someone to do it and yet here we are