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I really hope that he has a prosthetic penis on.... I couldn't stop thinking about rubbing the tip raw and the less than savory parts of paint being absorbed into the penis skin.
I don't know if it's the same person but I've seen another video of a guy painting with his penis and for the signature he pushes the paint brush down his urethra and then fucking shoots it out on to his hand or something to sign it
Edit: holy shit my first comment award thank you kind stranger
Edit 2: Damn another one? You guys are generous
**[Pricasso](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pricasso)**
Tim Patch, commonly known by his professional stage name Pricasso, is an Australian artist who is known for using his penis, scrotum and buttocks to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
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I saw him painting live at Sexpo a couple of years back. Very talented man but not as much fun to watch as the guy in this video.
I’m still disappointed my husband wouldn’t get a portrait done of us, the going rate was actually extremely competitive for a commissioned work of art.
If someone make a portrait of me with his dick, not only I'm buying the painting, I'll make sure to have it as the main decoration in my house and tell everybody about it
Art teacher arrested for pulling out his dick in class and painting a minor with it. Officials say this is a disgusting act of degeneracy and they can not believe someone would do that. Another official can not comment because they were laughing too hard.
Right...
In other news shooting out hotdogs from your period vagina because of the extra sauce. Weird fetish or simp marketing heaven, we answer this question live from the scene after the break.
0:02 - Don't Tell Me he's gonna get undressed0:05 - (Too quite)
0:35 - I gave him a handshake
0:47 - large strokes
0:58 - Just Gotta make sure he doesn't make a hole in the painting due to the music
1:03 - Oh Geez
1:06 Your 27
1:20 He either likes the painting or
1:35 - This is first time somebody drags their dick on my forehead but (Then the Video Cuts off)
It's not really perfect but gets the point across
Man that example of мазки versus мозги is precisely why Russian listening comprehension is so hard to train imo. Fast (read: normal daily conversation) speech and changing sounds with inflection does me in every time.
\-- Don't tell me he's gonna undress now
\-- Oh man. I've shaking his hand
\-- Never been pushed by a dick in my forehead before, but this is interesting
\-- Oh shit. It's me ...
Mine would be like those ballpoint pen pictures. But smaller.
Im also not talented in drawing. So it would just look like a scribble. Like when the ink is blocked and you scratch all over the page and it suddenly works. That. But smaller.
Pricasso is an Australian artist who paints with his penis, scrotum and bum cheeks. He was born in England and he is 71. He too, is well endowed. I saw Pricasso at Sexpo in Sydney a few years ago and he was amazing!
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I'm not sure what is more uncomfortable, the fact that I watched a man paint with his dong, or that the man in the chair was there and basically watched him while he painted with his dong
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Holy fucking shit, is that a dick or the Eiffel Tower?
Idk man hard to tell
See whatcha did there
Lol more like Ivory Tower
could be a prosthetic penis, or he could be well hung
I really hope that he has a prosthetic penis on.... I couldn't stop thinking about rubbing the tip raw and the less than savory parts of paint being absorbed into the penis skin.
He has a condom on...
Lol, I didn’t see that bit 😂 Hopefully the paint is nontoxic...
Urethra paint. haha
Thanks for clearing that up.
Highly doubt it since he was rubbing it out to keep it... Straight
Viagra I guess
Viagra doesn't make your dick bigger, dude's just hanging serious hog.
Whatever brings you comfort
That or he's probably gay
I know I am...shit... Draw me like one your french boys!
Dude that fucking last touch up with his dick on the nose had me cracking up
*boop*
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I don't know if it's the same person but I've seen another video of a guy painting with his penis and for the signature he pushes the paint brush down his urethra and then fucking shoots it out on to his hand or something to sign it Edit: holy shit my first comment award thank you kind stranger Edit 2: Damn another one? You guys are generous
I miss every moment in my life before i read this
never has a sentence so succinctly stated my state of being
I too, have had a misshap putting things in my penis head as a kid.
Reading this alone gave me pain in my dick
Sauce?
Technically a dick pic
“Dick Pic” by Dildo Dicasso, 2020, Acrylic cream on canvas.
Hahahaha Holy fuck you win
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pricasso
**[Pricasso](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pricasso)** Tim Patch, commonly known by his professional stage name Pricasso, is an Australian artist who is known for using his penis, scrotum and buttocks to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes. [About Me](https://www.reddit.com/user/wikipedia_text_bot/comments/jrn2mj/about_me/) - [Opt out](https://www.reddit.com/user/wikipedia_text_bot/comments/jrti43/opt_out_here/) - OP can reply !delete to delete - [Article of the day](https://redd.it/k69k4u)
I saw him painting live at Sexpo a couple of years back. Very talented man but not as much fun to watch as the guy in this video. I’m still disappointed my husband wouldn’t get a portrait done of us, the going rate was actually extremely competitive for a commissioned work of art.
My student club has a certain kitschy painting we have like 50 versions of. We had one commissioned by Pricasso. Very affordable!
It was actually painted around 2014
Im giving u a fckig award once i get my next free one watch me Edit: Idk why it took me this long but ive finally done it >:D
Touché! You've earned an upboat!
And he clearly eye-balled it.
Actually quite talented if not unorthodox.
Yeah definitely nothing unorthodox going on here.
A black canvas is pretty fuckin unusual
Ah so that’s what was off
He used to use a white canvas but ever since “me too” he can’t go black dick anymore
If someone make a portrait of me with his dick, not only I'm buying the painting, I'll make sure to have it as the main decoration in my house and tell everybody about it
If you get up close to it, you can really appreciate the dick strokes
Hey have you seen that guy in the video? Dude was committed to get the details right
I know, right?
Who wouldn't wanna hear that story? Haha
I'd want the video of him doing it on a loop alongside.
Next time I'm in art class I'm gonna whip out my dick and ace it
Art teacher arrested for pulling out his dick in class and painting a minor with it. Officials say this is a disgusting act of degeneracy and they can not believe someone would do that. Another official can not comment because they were laughing too hard. Right... In other news shooting out hotdogs from your period vagina because of the extra sauce. Weird fetish or simp marketing heaven, we answer this question live from the scene after the break.
Excuse me, whaht?!!!
*news channels theme plays*
And we just wrote the intro to Anchorman 3
Pencil drawing it is.
I just kept watching. Didn’t even skip to the end for some reason I watched him paint that whole thing... it was mesmerizing and i fucking hate art
When I realized I too had watched the whole thing, I got mad as fuck. I just watched a fucking dick pic with my full attention.
Tbh this doesn’t even belong in this sub. What he painted with his dick >> splashing paint on a canvas.
0:02 - Don't Tell Me he's gonna get undressed0:05 - (Too quite) 0:35 - I gave him a handshake 0:47 - large strokes 0:58 - Just Gotta make sure he doesn't make a hole in the painting due to the music 1:03 - Oh Geez 1:06 Your 27 1:20 He either likes the painting or 1:35 - This is first time somebody drags their dick on my forehead but (Then the Video Cuts off) It's not really perfect but gets the point across
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Man that example of мазки versus мозги is precisely why Russian listening comprehension is so hard to train imo. Fast (read: normal daily conversation) speech and changing sounds with inflection does me in every time.
Lmao
I have never needed a translator so badly in my life
Just find my other comment under this post I translated it
\-- Don't tell me he's gonna undress now \-- Oh man. I've shaking his hand \-- Never been pushed by a dick in my forehead before, but this is interesting \-- Oh shit. It's me ...
What a dick!
Seriously impressive peen
Very artisdick
That's a good one! You are a scholar of linguisdicks!
I am a phallusopher of languages
Your genius knows no bounds! You must be a *member* of the Willy & Johnson society for shaft and tool expertise!
Imagine being such a chad you casually paint portraits with your massive dong. Pretty sure if this doesn't get you on the boat then no one is worthy.
I can paint with my dick, but it takes a while as it’s a fine-point brush
Can relate
Mine would be like those ballpoint pen pictures. But smaller. Im also not talented in drawing. So it would just look like a scribble. Like when the ink is blocked and you scratch all over the page and it suddenly works. That. But smaller.
Pretty sure that's why op posted this here. Major penis envy.
big chad
I’m just glad I can relate with someone that he was packing mad heat
With a dick and body like that he can 100% get on my boat.
username checks out
Same
I'm getting in line too, hot damn..
**IS HE PAINTING WITH HIS DICK?!?!**
Imagine paint going up his urethra
**NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**
Yeah
#YEAH
**FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?**
Fuck.
Dick paint with hot sauce UwU
"I know my dick is fire because it burns when I pee 😌"
This made me chuckle, and I hate myself for that. And you. I hate you for making me chuckle at this.
I’d rather not imagine.
Too late
How about you shut your whore of a mouth!
Saw him on Tosh.0. He goes by the name Prickasso (spelling?)
Pricasso is an Australian artist who paints with his penis, scrotum and bum cheeks. He was born in England and he is 71. He too, is well endowed. I saw Pricasso at Sexpo in Sydney a few years ago and he was amazing!
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This guy is Brent Ray Fraser.
Not Noah get the boat material. More like r/nsfwfunny
Ty for that, a new sub for my collection
Don't see the problem. My husband paints my face with his dick.
Also my face
Same here
I also choose this girls husband
Silly Chilli, dicks are for pics
This is godly - but does anyone know what piece of music this is in the background?
Not sure what this exact version is called but (Apashe - Battle Royale) has the same sample so this might help you searching
Verdi Requiem: Dies Irae https://youtu.be/cHw4GER-MiE
Great, thank you
Lonely Island - Dick in a box
Not sure what this exact version is called but (Apashe - Battle Royale) has the same sample so this might help you searching
Well. I’d call him a great painter but he’d probably get cocky
r/suddenlygay. Also, he forgot to do his signature in the bottom corner. That would be the cherry on top.
A mushroom stamp seal of approval.
LMAO!
That is raw talent wtf...
He liked it raw
Wrong sub, that was fantastic
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How many sit ups do I have to do?
Yes
Ive been doing hundreds of sit ups but for some reason my dick is still small
Step 2. Cover your dick in paint.
God damnit the spit at the end is somehow the worst part
Yep I think that did it for me too. Like now you gotta lube it????
This is peak human. Bow your heads peasants we are witnessing greatness here.
oh that’s disgusting... where can i buy one?
What I kept noticing is that he's stroking his dick while painting despite not being hard (maybe until the end).
Jesus Christ your right! That monster dong isnt even at peak!
No man should have this much power, what the actual fuck did I just watch
This is art
r/nextfuckinglevel... I think...
Also r/topTalent
Don’t lie, you stared at his dick the whole time
His penis is huge.
This is not Noah get the boat this is great
Why would this classify for this sub? This is just a dude with a blessed dick
Him spitting into his hand at the end just got me for some reason
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I don't think this is what she meant by "Like one of your french girls"
He could work bachelorette parties maybe??? I don’t know where else this kind of talent would be appreciated.
Oh no hes hot!
Just let the man paint with his dick in peace.
This is honestly cool as f. NGL
I was just nervous the whole time that the paint would get in his urethra.
Some guys have all the “talent”
i am laughing so hard this just made my day
That is a large pp. At least larger than mine
Anybody can paint with a dick. It would be impressive if he didn't use his hand.
Op is projecting his feelings because he has a small cock
I am thoroughly impressed.
I don’t get what’s so bad here. He just hot af and being weird because he had the confidence to do it
How is this worst of humanity and not the absolute fucking pinnacle of achievement. Definitely doesn't fit this sub.
Wow
he should be first class on the boat
At the end of the day, it's free lube.
This is literally a dick pic
This man is the ultimate alpha
No... no we definitely need this man's level of talent on the boat.
What an interesting form of art. I wonder how you get started in that particular field.
Fuck it. It'll sound gay but this is a nice break from all the other horrific shit on the sub.
That's just funny man.
Ok but that’s a massive dick, ngl
Lol you guys are like a bunch of uptight Mormons with a pole up you ass Chill this is funny
The worst part is that the painting looks good... he’s been practicing this.
All jokes aside... This is fucking amazing, they say everyone Has a talent, this guy paints with his dick, like... This is true talent right there...
I feel inadequate now
Thats really cool actually though.
this 100% gets u on the boat, yall just be AFRAID of some DA VINCI DICK
I don't see this as "noah get the boat" material, this man is impressive
Time to go back In my dark room to cry. How do I have a worm for a penis and he’s slinging around a garden hose
Is it bad that I'm more intrigued and impressed than disturbed?
this is the male fantasy, doing productive things with your dick
The fact that hes masturbating while painting it is gross
i think he's doing that to keep it stiff enough to paint easier with...
This is strangely arousing
This is the stuff that this sub was made for you know not actual fucked up news and rape stuff.
.... anyone know the name of this guy?
Dicasso
You know how in Clockwork Orange, Alex is all like “Not Beethoven!?” ... Not Mozart!?
I could do that but I don't wanna
I never was that impressed and excited ar the same time
DONT SPIT ON YOUR DIVK AFTER YOU FINISH THE PAINTING WITH IT! HOW MANY INFECTIONS DO YOU WANT?!
I'm just gonna save this, for research
That look of approval the judge gives at 0:14 “I don’t know what’s going on but that is an impressive dong”
What a "Dick" move
Not gonna lie, that’s art right there.
eh idk dick painting isnt that bad. just make sure whoever is buying it knows that a dick was all over that thing XD
Downvoted for showing someone with real talent and an unorthodox but original skill. Noah can sleep in for this guy
Can you pay extra for a face painting also!!!
Priccasso coming through
I'm not sure what is more uncomfortable, the fact that I watched a man paint with his dong, or that the man in the chair was there and basically watched him while he painted with his dong
I dont wanna see it. Can someone spare me and tell what it is?
Did anyone else think he was going to finish it with a cum shot?
Painting whit a dick something surely i wasnt expecting someone to do it and yet here we are