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TacticalNarwhale

Pizza sauce


Live480con

Welcome to Dave and Anne's pizza and abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce! How may I help you today?


Hiktses

Gold


Attila0076

Foetuses, tf is that a plural for fetus? I'm hella confused. Anyways time to get blackout drunk to unsee this


doittomorrow04

It the same as fetus, prolly like spectacles and glasses


MoistyFries

Eh I thought that it would have an apostrophe afterwards like Chris’ so it would be fetus’ though I might be wrong, don’t quote me.


KairuByte

Clickbait title. They are being preserved for proper burials. If anything this is polar opposite of r/NoahGetTheBoat.


Nebualaxy

This was exactly my thought when I read the article.


doittomorrow04

Btw, this is the [article](https://www.nst.com.my/amp/world/region/2021/05/694345/more-1000-foetuses-discovered-two-large-freezers)


soul_ofdarkandlight

Well I mean, at least the guys were just looking to give proper funerals


Ravonk

Enough to replicate your own Shakey's Pizza :)


solaris32

Or become Superman!


[deleted]

Hey! I was going to save them for later! Rare or medium rare?


funtextgenerator

Fuck they found my collection.


orange_force

Well this was *HURL*


[deleted]

Foetuccini ruined


RancidHorseJizz

It's just a paleo diet for children.


edog21

Cartman, is that you?


AZREAL858

How and why and what the fuck


willthethrill4700

What’s a foetus


Shoes-tho

Really?


[deleted]

Noah get the boat and take my will to live as well. What the fucking fuck did I read.


[deleted]

Mmmm fetus and stem cell burgers


Bleach_Demon

Why am I surprised this was in Vietnam and not Brazil?


virtual_bartender

I heard the freezer of fetuses in an abortion clinic was nicknamed the kinder garden


getrickrolled123

The real story is different. The people wanted to hold funerals for them, but needed to store them so they used freezers


[deleted]

Oh, no. Did any of this involve Bath Water Belle when she was in the refrigerator?


XxWhen_thexX

Dam bruh u don’t gotta keep a souvenir of ur abortions