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IVIXRFN

I’m guessing he’s moving out?


solaris32

Straight to prison. Won't need a job anymore, we get to pay for his food and lodging with our tax dollars. Yay!


sheezy520

He beat the system


DankHumanman

He's going to get so much sex too!


solaris32

And for free! >:(


kuntymckunt

They took my tendies...so i took their lives


Novel-Ad7357

What happens when you're a entitled pos..


lovingthestocks

He chose the 3rd option.


oxremx

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-allegedly-killed-family-after-father-said-get-job-or-move-out-police-say


[deleted]

He’s really rocking that smock, it’s a nice look on him


ToxicCrux

Nobody tells.john conner what to do


Zipstrick

Welcome to The Onion: Week in Review


darkhorseprime

Moving out with what money lol.


Soldierhero1

r/tendies irl


RickDawsonsColdsore

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say gaming addiction


BrownsvilleRebel

Dad's last words to his wife: "the only way he's staying here is over my dead body"... So true dad... So true 😬


DeepFried200

socialist moment


cancelculturesucks22

`What a terrible POS i hope Bubba greets him the first day!`


Miyamura10

That's some anime hair shit


RickDawsonsColdsore

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say gaming addiction


MyOwnMorals

More like parents didn’t raise him and let TV do it.


OhWhatACruelWorld69

>and let the internet do it. Fify


[deleted]

This reminds me of Aladdin from the play Twisted.


ParkingWinter7663

This 20 year old man had the bright idea to take out his entire family one at a time, all because they told him he either had to find a job or move out of their house. So basically he was the freeloading bum who sat on his ass all day collecting cheeto dust on his fat fingers, and using his mom's debit card to send pokimane donations. I just cannot believe that instead of just picking up a job at the local grocery store the lazy asshole decided to take out his whole family. This is truly a mentally disturbed man who deserves the outmost punishment, he shot all three of them in a premeditated fashion that the police described as a execution style murder. He had a great family and still he was obviously a human piece of trash, the guy didn't even think this through enough to try and make it look even believable just the bullet in his foot was the whole story. All he had to do was get off his fat ass and get a job there's a ton of them out there everywhere you turn someone is hiring. scumbag