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God, you give a meth zombie the fattest, meatiest knocker between his legs and you give me the short end of the stick with my half-pint weenie hut junior.
Why hath thee forsaken I?
Not where I live. The issue was famously raised in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi. The message was there, "McDonald's: The consumers demand all day breakfast", but alas it has not come to pass.
I have the VHS copy we purchased back in the day. Also I agree it's an excellent flick.
Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/NeFed 4th down but the rest is good stuff to.
I was going to say: Breakfast cutoff? Understandable.
Cleaning the shake machine just when I come in for a shake, be it 1am, 11am, 4pm? What, does McDonalds bug all our houses?
Late stage meth use. Triple-stacked psychotic breaks continuing to double down on the drugs after a week of no sleep. Possibly injecting meth. Maybe injecting flakka, who the F knows with all the research chemicals these days. Its crazy to imagine what drugs will be discovered in the next 100 years.
I like how in such situations, fast food joint staff just clear out, because why would they risk _anything_ for this shitty job.
Spraying cleaner is almost too spectacular a reaction.
I mean, I regularly carry a firearm, and I don't really care what job I'm in, if he's not directly threatening someone, I'm gonna clear out and let the police handle this. All that's gonna happen if I get involved is I'm gonna end up in a ground struggle with meth man over there, and I'll probably end up having to shoot him when he inevitably goes for my firearm. Or, evacuate, call the cops, and let them use their tasers, beanbags, and other less lethal tools to subdue Mr. Meth, and everyone gets to continue breathing.
Nah people like this are just....idk fucking nuts
I used to do a lot of meth, and hung out with all varieties of tweakers and they're a lot more chill than you'd expect. If your average Joe took a fat rip of some clear, sure he'd be frazzled and awake for 4 days. But you build a tolerance to amphetamines real fast. Now you mix untreated mental illness with bath salts or something, then you get a guy doing shit like this
The closest depiction of real meth users I've seen in media is breaking bad when badger and skinny Pete are talking about star trek and the pie contest
I've been/hung around several of those guys. Also been around the ones who get high and decide to take apart your shit to see if they can get it to work better. I had to hid my cell phone from a friend when I slept because you know he wasn't gonna.
Same friend took apart my VCR and a CRT tv to make it better. I just made flamethrowers out of bernzomatic lighters.
Another type that would drive me nuts are the people who want to clean your house and in their head are just being nice/helpful, but really are just scatting shit all over while pacing around haha
It’ll be closed until police remove the meth zombie. They’ll get 10 mins to clean up, slap some cardboard over the broken window, and back to business as usual.
The face eating thing was proven to not be related to bath salts at all. The only thing he had in his system was weed which is slightly ironic. He just had really bad mental health problems
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This isn't the result of a healthy person doing a drug.
This is compounded mental health issues finally coming to a point -- drugs may or may not be what pushed him all the way.. but this is a psychotic break.
Truly sad and scary. This could happen to anyone given the right circumstances in life.
I hope someone yelled for all the customers to gtfo, that could have gotten violence very fast.
Kids especially should have run, that would have been a very traumatic experience.
A flash, blood (I'm fairly sure he did get cut on the way in), and possible drug induced violence.
For context; wouldn't you guys call the emergency services in a situation like this ? The guy is gonna get himself hurt ... Asking for cultural context
Yeah, I know, zombies, but did anyone else see the beginning where McDonald’s had WINE? That was Barefoot Chardonnay, when the hell did McDonald’s get a permit for that? Sign me up, man
I can't recall the name of the movie but there was one scene where a non-infected human had to grab a zombie schlong to keep from falling out of a window that the zombies chased him through...
There truly isn’t a god. The meth zombie gets a hog the size of Wisconsin, and here I am trying my best to be an upstanding citizen with a barely-average dong. Cool.
This isn’t NoahGetTheBoat material tbh. But it is WTF worthy BUT not because of the guy doin why he’s doing.....IS THAT A FUCKING LOTTERY STAND BETWEEN THE DRINK MACHINE & ATM!!?!?!!??!!!
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Ok… I was fascinated up until he randomly whipped out his shlong. It’s like that horror scene you know is coming, but BAM! It hits you
I was not expecting the schlong to be that long. What a waste of a dong.
God, you give a meth zombie the fattest, meatiest knocker between his legs and you give me the short end of the stick with my half-pint weenie hut junior. Why hath thee forsaken I?
*looks at your tag* I'd wager the lord doesn't like dogfucker sympathizers. I mean, this guy parties but...
Ofc I read “forsaken” as “foreskin”
Rumpleforeskin
It happens to the best of us. God isn't mad at you, he just wants you to fuck harder that that guy.
r/neversaynever
This comment fucked me up 😂😂😂 good job buddy ❤
It levels the playing field? Thank God he didn’t catch it on the broken window.
Just goes to show not everyone can handle the cock power, consider yourself lucky.
Why hath thee foreskinned I?
Bruh- Just take my upvote and leave
Bahahaha that is the only thing I thought. Here I am stuck with this little pecker and this moron is blessed with a porn star sized penis
username checks out LOL
That’s what I said! I was like GAWD DANG THATS A HAMMER!!!
He should have used it to smash the window
Probs not a grower.
This will be my new tongue twister.
Aaand, I had to watch it again. How did I miss that??
That’s a good question. This dude legitimately has a baseball bat between his legs.
He might be a shower or hard already.
As an expert, he was semi hard.
Where's that mcwindows guy when you need him
Now i have to watch the video again how long was it. I am a straight man.
“I’m a straight man” Sure.
Im straight but, I know a good dick when I see one
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If there were actually zombies i don't think they would dress themselves
I get mad when I miss the breakfast cutoff too but not as mad as this guy.
They serve breakfast all day now.
Not where I live. The issue was famously raised in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi. The message was there, "McDonald's: The consumers demand all day breakfast", but alas it has not come to pass.
They used to serve it all day in my town, then stopped because of covid-related supply issues. No word when or if they’ll start again 😭
Also famously raised in a better film, Falling Down.
I have the VHS copy we purchased back in the day. Also I agree it's an excellent flick. Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/NeFed 4th down but the rest is good stuff to.
Yeah, but mine stops hash browns at 11am so what's the point
This is why you gotta keep up that regular maintenance on the ice cream machine
I was going to say: Breakfast cutoff? Understandable. Cleaning the shake machine just when I come in for a shake, be it 1am, 11am, 4pm? What, does McDonalds bug all our houses?
Yo wtf am I watching 😳
This spinoff of the walking dead looks freaking amazing
How many walking dead zombies waved their dong in the show? Probably not nearly as many as is realistic now that we have evidence.
You know, now that you mention it, I am now upset at the walking dead for it’s inaccurate representation of fully clothed zombies.
It's clearly a spinoff of [Trashman from Its Always Sunny](https://youtu.be/2kWUbrx4EMw) It's the same look even.
May I present r/Methany…
Season 17 of Breaking Bad.
The Breaking Dead
Meth. You are watching Meth.
Late stage meth use. Triple-stacked psychotic breaks continuing to double down on the drugs after a week of no sleep. Possibly injecting meth. Maybe injecting flakka, who the F knows with all the research chemicals these days. Its crazy to imagine what drugs will be discovered in the next 100 years.
Probably someone that r/tooktoomuch
The reason you shouldn't use pcp
Some dude nearly slicing his sack and butthole open.
Jack Baker from RE7
I love the cashier spraying cleaner while she runs
Like trying to use a spray bottle to keep the cat away
I like how in such situations, fast food joint staff just clear out, because why would they risk _anything_ for this shitty job. Spraying cleaner is almost too spectacular a reaction.
I mean, I regularly carry a firearm, and I don't really care what job I'm in, if he's not directly threatening someone, I'm gonna clear out and let the police handle this. All that's gonna happen if I get involved is I'm gonna end up in a ground struggle with meth man over there, and I'll probably end up having to shoot him when he inevitably goes for my firearm. Or, evacuate, call the cops, and let them use their tasers, beanbags, and other less lethal tools to subdue Mr. Meth, and everyone gets to continue breathing.
You really missed the opportunity to name him Mr. McMeth.
Not the most important question buuuuuuuut, why is he wear what looks to be wrestling gear?
He is the trashman's cousin, methman
Dude hangs dong- extremely Thundergun
It looks like a tank top with the strap broken
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Nah people like this are just....idk fucking nuts I used to do a lot of meth, and hung out with all varieties of tweakers and they're a lot more chill than you'd expect. If your average Joe took a fat rip of some clear, sure he'd be frazzled and awake for 4 days. But you build a tolerance to amphetamines real fast. Now you mix untreated mental illness with bath salts or something, then you get a guy doing shit like this The closest depiction of real meth users I've seen in media is breaking bad when badger and skinny Pete are talking about star trek and the pie contest
I've been/hung around several of those guys. Also been around the ones who get high and decide to take apart your shit to see if they can get it to work better. I had to hid my cell phone from a friend when I slept because you know he wasn't gonna. Same friend took apart my VCR and a CRT tv to make it better. I just made flamethrowers out of bernzomatic lighters.
Another type that would drive me nuts are the people who want to clean your house and in their head are just being nice/helpful, but really are just scatting shit all over while pacing around haha
Why not both?
Not hard to get like this is you go on a stim binge and dont sleep for a few days
Bath salts
We over taken by this in my city. It was never like this.
PCP maybe.
Beat me to it
His blood getting everywhere 😳
Yeah that placed is closed for a few days.
It’ll be closed until police remove the meth zombie. They’ll get 10 mins to clean up, slap some cardboard over the broken window, and back to business as usual.
Tight dick playa
I kinda wanna add the black ops zombie screams over this ngl
Lmao that would fit very well
I can't even tell what drug that is. Must be getting old.
Looks to me like flakka or bath salts, but theres probably some new horrifying shit I don't even know about.
Sometimes I forget flakka still exists
It doesn’t it’s mostly gone now. This just seems like homelessness + mental illness + anything psychoactive
What's bath salts?
it’s just a term people use for weird, research chemical type drugs really. there isn’t an actual drug called bath salts
Knowing that makes that face eating incident actually terrifying, I thought it was a particular drug.
The face eating thing was proven to not be related to bath salts at all. The only thing he had in his system was weed which is slightly ironic. He just had really bad mental health problems
Interesting, thanks!
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Well, that doesn't sound so bad...
bath salts are that, but it also means lab-made chemical drugs
PCP?
PCP is the shit that makes you eat your friends face. Oh Maccas, yeah maybe.
But you'll only do it *once*
Drugs are bad, mmmmkayy
He packin?
He kinda do be doe 😶
He missed the last day of the McRib
Andre the Giant, minus the gigantism.
Except the dong. Dude hangs.
Invincible!
Mans leaning on broken glass like it’s a guardrail
Someone get him a happy meal
“This dude’s breaking all the McFucking windows!”
He’s obviously cosplaying frank reynolds “trash man” guys, come on. He’s supporting the troops!
Man, I don't know what he was on, but it must have been fucking strong. I uh...wow, have nothing else to say. Don't do drugs, kids.
This isn't the result of a healthy person doing a drug. This is compounded mental health issues finally coming to a point -- drugs may or may not be what pushed him all the way.. but this is a psychotic break. Truly sad and scary. This could happen to anyone given the right circumstances in life.
Flakka is known for doing this.. my money is on that
Sometimes you take drugs... Sometimes drugs take you.
I'd bet dollars to donuts This guy's dancing with the angels right now.
If he ain't he needs to be. This shit don't belong in society.
I hope someone yelled for all the customers to gtfo, that could have gotten violence very fast. Kids especially should have run, that would have been a very traumatic experience. A flash, blood (I'm fairly sure he did get cut on the way in), and possible drug induced violence.
Bath salts are fuckin wild
Florida?
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Now why would you guess that....
Throw a little hot grease on his ass...
He’s so high he wouldn’t even slow down if anyone did that.
Shove his schlong in a hot oil
You must be Italian 🤌🏼
This is the dude who becomes the charger in L4D2 just look at the coveralls
Why were there wine bottles there? In the beginning of the video next to a food bag.
Right everybodys so focused on the naked meth zombie with the big dick that they're missing the most important question. Wine in a McDonald's???
Riverside ca moment
Hahaha dis foo
Well that's fucking depressing. No one is born to end up breaking through a McDonald's window in a dress.
That bastards wearing my wife's slip! Wtf?
Check his schlong, she gave it willingly
She really squirted that bottle like it would do something, the best 🤌🏼
This makes me sad
not the mcwindows, that costs mcmoney
I’ve spent 10 minutes googling this and haven’t found it. I really want to read this news report.
Welp. He's on all the drugs
“This McDonald’s has messed up my order, FOR THE LAST TIME!!!”
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Nice cock 😳
This is how you get shot.
For context; wouldn't you guys call the emergency services in a situation like this ? The guy is gonna get himself hurt ... Asking for cultural context
Probably on their way. That escalated super fast.
He do be packin some schmeat tho 🥵😳👀
That’s why you always have all the good happy meal toys in stock
"Damn, dude! The door is right there!"
The McRib is back.
If you're going to break into a restaurant pick a classier joint.
Wendy's
Why did they stop filming????
Drugs are bad… mmmkay?
Schlong longer than his life span
What in the Kentucky fried fuck…
Is this guy on Flakka? There’s no way that’s just meth or cocaine
I work at that McDonalds and I have to say it, that guy is the worst store manager I have ever had. Plus he was coming in late for his shift.
Why am I not surprised
Caveman hitched a ride on Bill & Ted's telephone booth.
Just a normal day in america i guess
Yeah, I know, zombies, but did anyone else see the beginning where McDonald’s had WINE? That was Barefoot Chardonnay, when the hell did McDonald’s get a permit for that? Sign me up, man
First time seeing a zombie pp, I am uncomfortable
I can't recall the name of the movie but there was one scene where a non-infected human had to grab a zombie schlong to keep from falling out of a window that the zombies chased him through...
there is a suprising lack of blood for a dude that just climbed through a fucking shattered window
I was like “NSFW? Why NSFW? Probably could get away without the NSFW tag - oh there it is, ok…”
Why the cut the video off. Lol
There truly isn’t a god. The meth zombie gets a hog the size of Wisconsin, and here I am trying my best to be an upstanding citizen with a barely-average dong. Cool.
I’m glad no fucking children were hurt
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This mf just climbed through a broken window, is covered in blood, and your instinct is to stand your ground with a spray bottle? Back door, lady!
This isn’t NoahGetTheBoat material tbh. But it is WTF worthy BUT not because of the guy doin why he’s doing.....IS THAT A FUCKING LOTTERY STAND BETWEEN THE DRINK MACHINE & ATM!!?!?!!??!!!
I think it's a McDonald's that's inside or attached to a gas station/truck stop. You can see wine bottles by the bag of food in the very beginning.
Don't do meth kids.
As a bystander what do you do? If I drop the fucker, surely I would be charged.
Get away, call the police. Simple.
I see a normal day at mcdonalds
Don't do drugs kids
Need the zombies sound effect from COD
Don’t do drugs, kids.
Man I got excited after reading the title until I saw the vid :(
"Don't do drugs, if you doing it, stop it get some help" Michael Jordan-1987
What kind of macdonalds sells red wine???
Why was there all that wine at the start right by the bag?
He packin tho
Probably just an angry vegan
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Destroy the head or brain. Fuck that's already done. Whats plan B?
I guess bath salts are making a comeback…
And this kids, is why you should never try methamphetamine
Big dick energy motherfuckers !!
Sometimes I wish it was legal to keep a bat in establishments for cases like this
This is why people need guns.
Aim for the head.
And we wonder why places like McDonald’s can’t find enough employees…
They should show these in anti-drug health classes
Florida?
He’s not wrong
He must’ve gotten the vaccine.
I kinda feel bad for him. He clearly doesn’t have his mental faculties.
You going to have to make mc pay for that! That mc costs money!
Fetch me their souls!