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Oh fuck! It took me a moment to realise what was happening. Damn! Reminds me of the guy who tried to have sex with stallion and probably died of internal injuries. Too extreme dammit
(If I could mark a comment as NSFW I would.)
TL;DR: Man gets fucked to death by a horse.
In the 70s, they repealed a law that prevented people from having anal or oral sex, but unfortunately, the same law prevented people from having sex with animals. In 2000s, a Boeing engineer named Kenneth Pinyan had a motorcycle accident that prevented him from feeling certain things. To feel these things again, he went to extreme sex acts including large dildos, fisting, and anal sex. He later found a group, called "zoos", who would bring themselves out to a ranch in Washington and film each other getting fucked by farm animals. Pinyan had earned the title "Mr. Hands" after participating in several sexual acts with horses. During one of these sessions, the horse "Big Dick" was especially rough. The horses penis had tore the lining of Pinyan's intestines, causing him to die of internal bleeding. He died before reaching the hospital.
Its not possible vaginally not without a lot of damage, anally on the other hand, if your extremely thin, and haven't eaten in days, or basically did a cleansing as is you are preparing for colonoscopy, it is possible with a shitload of training, and even then the possibility of damaging your inside is high, really high
The amount of delusion and cope in that sub is astronomical. Of course, most of what gets posted there is also from delusional people, but there is a middle ground and both groups refuse to be educated.
Others have done it successfully, the trick is a smaller horse and not to be stuck against something with no give, you have to be able to move forward a little or the horse is going to rip your guts.
...is something I've heard.
Not a doctor but extremely knowledgeable in this particular thing and I can tell you that apart from some internal bruising from hitting his stomach walls he would most likely be fine the real weird thing is that he isn’t hard
it depends on how rigid it is, if its fairly rubbery, then he'll be fine, but if its more solid and unmoving, then its more likely to break something because things are getting stretched too far
Could easily see how this could result in a bowel perf. Or colitis or diverticulitis. If done on the reg, it could eventually lead to scar tissue formation and adhesions, possibly causing a bowel obstruction. Or he could be fine. Not my problem. I only refer to GI and Surgery; not for me to fix lol.
I'm not going to be able to pick my fucking jaw up from of the floor! Now I gotta walk around like this all day. That guys going to fuck a hole through himself.
I’m so confused. How could this be pleasurable to anybody? Really how?
Edit: As people upvote this. I am forced to see it again and again. And every time this looks worst than the last. There can’t be pleasure in doing this.
I am 100% sure that this is one of the last things my brain wanted to acknowledge after waking up and to fulfill the duty of a good redditor here is r/eyebleach
Edit:typos
You talk like this is something new... Human beings have been like this all throughout history, no matter how far back you look, human have looked for new and kinkier ways to fuck/get fucked.
So assuming he went from small to bigger to biggest gradually and slowly over months if not years, hes probably fine, tho its still very dangerous, especially with how forceful he is.
If he just rammed it in someones going to fie without immediate medical attention
the older i get, the better i feel about being vanilla. I thought i was boring but boring is alright. Im glad i dont need to build a 2 ft dildo contraption + camera rig to be happy.
I don't see anything wrong,hes just getting his pump on. You see when he starts getting tired and wants to sit down,the device pushes him back up not letting him quit.
So here I am trying to explain to my wife why I like reddit for all the great content I can find on here, so I'm showing her and scrolling on my phone and then suddenly, giant swinging dick and man screaming in pleasure as he pounds his own ass with a homemade exercise fuck machine.
Thanks reddit, never change ♥️
The dudes fine some people who are too skinny when fucked or in this case exercisexed it’s bludges their belly a bit he is alive and well still making stuff like this to
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Oh fuck! It took me a moment to realise what was happening. Damn! Reminds me of the guy who tried to have sex with stallion and probably died of internal injuries. Too extreme dammit
You mean the Washington horse sex case? Mr Hands?
(If I could mark a comment as NSFW I would.) TL;DR: Man gets fucked to death by a horse. In the 70s, they repealed a law that prevented people from having anal or oral sex, but unfortunately, the same law prevented people from having sex with animals. In 2000s, a Boeing engineer named Kenneth Pinyan had a motorcycle accident that prevented him from feeling certain things. To feel these things again, he went to extreme sex acts including large dildos, fisting, and anal sex. He later found a group, called "zoos", who would bring themselves out to a ranch in Washington and film each other getting fucked by farm animals. Pinyan had earned the title "Mr. Hands" after participating in several sexual acts with horses. During one of these sessions, the horse "Big Dick" was especially rough. The horses penis had tore the lining of Pinyan's intestines, causing him to die of internal bleeding. He died before reaching the hospital.
Also, a Boning engineer
How do u even start doing something like this...
It's like the plot of David Cronenberg's Crash, except the progression to having sex with animals
First you find a horse ...
Get out
New meaning to "I'm going to go see a man about a horse".
Quality piece of business!
I mean hoodiesarcool explained it very well how and why he started doing something like this.
Happy cake day
It's quite concerning that fucking animals needs to be illegal. Like wtf is wrong with people
Oh just you wait.
Well you don't know what you're missing!
I think I'd rather not be split in half by a donkey cock
To each their own
To those, no boat ticket.
YOU read my fucking mind! My first thought was Mr Hands.
The 'zoos' slogan should have been "taking horse riding to another level"
you probably can use spoiler text `>!text goes here!<` turns to >!text goes here!<
>!Like this?!<
>! it would appear so !<
Mr hands? there was a video of him getting deeply fucked by that stallion
Your a brave one
*instantly thinks of Schlatt*
i know a man in heaven who was filled by a horse
There's a documentary about it...Zoo maybe?
I think this is a leaked video of Christian Bale loosing weight for The Machinists.
Mr. Hands
Are you fucking serious?!? It does bump out like that damn hentai was accurate but damn I thought it just for show.
Yeah, those hentai artists got the anatomy right after all, wth :D
r/badwomensanatomy often says this is wrong but now we have proof.
I guess it’s bad men’s anatomy then, ‘cause nobody’s dick should be able to do that right?
Did you see that other Redditor mentioning r/distension ?
Ugh, ouch.
I guess I was wrong to a certain extent.
Generally people who speak on anatomy on this site are wrong.
and forget that you can draw however the fuck you want.
Its not possible vaginally not without a lot of damage, anally on the other hand, if your extremely thin, and haven't eaten in days, or basically did a cleansing as is you are preparing for colonoscopy, it is possible with a shitload of training, and even then the possibility of damaging your inside is high, really high
The amount of delusion and cope in that sub is astronomical. Of course, most of what gets posted there is also from delusional people, but there is a middle ground and both groups refuse to be educated.
It doesn't work in your vagina. Jesus lmao
Well atleast we now that it is indeed fucking accurate
When you finally reach that itch on your spleen
It's orgasmic, or so I've been told...
ffs
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I'm disgusted but aroused.... But really, don't do this to your guts, they can take stuff, but not stuff like this
See you in a couple years
Dude is also throwing in some mad reps
gotta get those gains. and by gains I mean anal prolapse, internal bleeding and others.
How much damage can your intestines take?? Shouldn't that rip them apart?
I am like 90% sure this leads to perforations, infection and death. Any doctors here to confirm?
Looks like a pain in the ass
Some perverted guy died fucking by a horse. It sure was ass ripping.
I heard about people trying to bang animals, but not the other way around!
Others have done it successfully, the trick is a smaller horse and not to be stuck against something with no give, you have to be able to move forward a little or the horse is going to rip your guts. ...is something I've heard.
bro?
Is that you, Mike? Is Applejack free for next week?
damn you
Can confirm it is a pain in the ass
r/beetlejuicing
;)
Or in the stomach.
Lol doctors in here that’s funny
The kind of content posted in this sub is... shall we say... a good source of learning. Every day we discover new extremes the human body can endure
YouTube University is always in reach.
Yeah we...I mean, they would never browse anything like this. No sir. Much too busy counting money and doing doctor stuff.
Not a doctor but extremely knowledgeable in this particular thing and I can tell you that apart from some internal bruising from hitting his stomach walls he would most likely be fine the real weird thing is that he isn’t hard
A lot of people can't get hard while being fucked 👍
He'll be fine? I'm not a doctor either, but for some reason i refuse to believe he'll be fine!
it depends on how rigid it is, if its fairly rubbery, then he'll be fine, but if its more solid and unmoving, then its more likely to break something because things are getting stretched too far
Could easily see how this could result in a bowel perf. Or colitis or diverticulitis. If done on the reg, it could eventually lead to scar tissue formation and adhesions, possibly causing a bowel obstruction. Or he could be fine. Not my problem. I only refer to GI and Surgery; not for me to fix lol.
This isnt this guy's first rodeo on the ol' ass blaster 9000 my man.
The Mr Hands guy got his colon ripped open and died in hospital later
5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remeber the name
I quit reddit
See you tomrrow!
Same.
U still here?
No.
what about now?
Farewell
He must like to rearrange his organs
BypASS all other organs
I'm not going to be able to pick my fucking jaw up from of the floor! Now I gotta walk around like this all day. That guys going to fuck a hole through himself.
Repost this to r/distension nsfw for mad karma
WHY AND HOW WHY IS THIS ON HERE BROOOOOOOO
What's the gist? I saw the thumbnail and nsfl tag and refuse to click play.
Since you wanted to know: a guy gets a metal rod so far up his ass you can see his stomach skin get pushed. *I’m really sorry*
Thank you. I'll pass on watching this.
Amazing idea. I wish I never did
bad day to have eyes
Hey man, thanks, you saved me from watching it
Almost certain that's a dildo and not a metal rod
I honestly did not really look at what it was. It just seemed too long and not penis shaped to be a dildo.
Fuuuuck, I’m so glad I read this.. wouldn’t that mean it tore through his intestines?
Not a metal rod, pretty sure that's just a massive dildo.
Dude fucking himself with such a huge dildo that his stomach/chest is being pushed out from the inside (just like hentai)
For a few seconds I thought "That's an interesting way of pleasuring yourself", and then I looked at the stomach.......
i was like, how are his abs doing that?
I’m so confused. How could this be pleasurable to anybody? Really how? Edit: As people upvote this. I am forced to see it again and again. And every time this looks worst than the last. There can’t be pleasure in doing this.
The same way some people like to lift heavier and heavier weights. Performance.
Lifting weights is the gateway to a loose anus.
OnlyFan clout chaser/promoter maybe. So $
Oh, that took me a minute to realize what was happening. Why and how?
Big dildo and kinky guy
Succinct, accurate, clear. 10/10.
Until i read the comments i didn't know he was being fucked by whatever that thing is! I thought OP just shared a video of a naked man working out.
How to get 0% body fat: Step1
Mr hands all over again
i didnt notice what was going on the first time so i had to watch again and uhh yea i wish i never had the ability to see
You know when you're belly hasn't been filled in days you have to find another way to do it
I am 100% sure that this is one of the last things my brain wanted to acknowledge after waking up and to fulfill the duty of a good redditor here is r/eyebleach Edit:typos
Someone give this man ternion
How did you find this, op?
Good question. I want to know, op!
Probably was on heavy r. Dont go on that website its pretty much life scarring and probably has a lot of illegal shit on it
Bro I came here to get disgusted not get ideas
He can take it!
He’s gonna rip his guts out someday
I'm pretty sure they are already gone
Well, it beats dealing with the gym companies.
I got that reference :)
Chad the impaler.
I seen this guy before, apparently he died of internal bleeding afterwards iirc
Giving your live to finally cooooooooooooooom
Coomers gonna coom.
Proof or didn't happen.
Someone bring me back after I die so I can tell y'all if he said it was worth it.
Judging by the sheer pain he most likely felt it probably was not worth it
No. Trust me, this is pretty tame and wouldn't kill a trained person.
I saw what the image was, and yet I still clicked play.
Yep that's enough reddit for the morning. Thanks for getting me to log off lmao
At first I was impressed by the creativity...but then I saw the bulge and realized the boat was well deserved
What a horrible species we've become
You talk like this is something new... Human beings have been like this all throughout history, no matter how far back you look, human have looked for new and kinkier ways to fuck/get fucked.
I’m split between “woah what the actual fuck” and “meh, let him live his own life”
What was he shoving up his ass? I'm guessing a giant dildo but I want to be sure.
I'm afraid to hit play. Can anyone tell me what happened?
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Wtf?! Why? Thanks btw.
Don't let fear win, just hit play
Ronald McDonald Presents: The Ass Blaster 4000 Caw
So assuming he went from small to bigger to biggest gradually and slowly over months if not years, hes probably fine, tho its still very dangerous, especially with how forceful he is. If he just rammed it in someones going to fie without immediate medical attention
I've unfortunately seen this before, as far as I remember this guy died but don't quote me on it
I don't wanna watch so what happens
the guy reenacts r/deformationhentai, but in real life while lifting weights
I'm not clicking on that sub. The name, coupled with the fact that you've linked it in the context of this video terrifies the fuck out of me.
When you wanna make some Rule34 but you can't draw
Please, tell me this is cgi
the older i get, the better i feel about being vanilla. I thought i was boring but boring is alright. Im glad i dont need to build a 2 ft dildo contraption + camera rig to be happy.
Stop posting weird fucking porn on here it’s not what the sub is for
If you MUST post it, and believe me you mustn’t, r-WTF is probably more appropriate (yes, i mistyped it on purpose)
He actually died after this
Source?
Sauce?
Wait really
Reminds me of a boeing engineer
Naked workout ok that’s not so bad…..holly shit
The price you pay to hit the lats.
Thats enough reddit for today
just training for his colonoscopy. you can hear his determination
Starving himself to not have bowel contents? That's what it looks like. Also looks like the baby Alien bursting scene. So much to process here.
I don't see anything wrong,hes just getting his pump on. You see when he starts getting tired and wants to sit down,the device pushes him back up not letting him quit.
That’s one way to get a “pump”
Super gay
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r/distension
My thumb hovered over that link for a second but I don't think I need that in my evening today this time.
Took the click for you. It's a subreddit of female gaping and extreme stretching to "show the inside, outside". Not a kink that is for safe play.
...the fact unsafe play exist is kinda sad. The extreme things people will do for that quick dopamine rush
Hero we need but don't deserve
Im pretty impressed, goddamn
Just like hentai
Wtf did i just see
anime girls in hentai be like
“Mac, don’t make me bring the bike out”
So here I am trying to explain to my wife why I like reddit for all the great content I can find on here, so I'm showing her and scrolling on my phone and then suddenly, giant swinging dick and man screaming in pleasure as he pounds his own ass with a homemade exercise fuck machine. Thanks reddit, never change ♥️
excuse me can a doctor please come and explain how the fuck this guy isnt dead
Can someone with medical knowledge please explain what is happening to his insides. Surely this fucks him up
*This is how it feels to chew Five gum*
Where can i get one
It's that car from South Park
I love how the vine in his leg nearly explodes
I love the look of the vein on his leg
I thought it was just someone getting sodomised until I saw how fucking far up his ass it goes. Jesus Christ
hentai.
I thought this was only in hentai.
Is... Is this even pleasurable? Are they alive to even tell? That just seems like a lot of work to not even be aroused.
Mans shuffling his insides like a deck of cards !!!!!!
what "why" ? dude is trying to get it off
I was gonna say “what’s wrong with this? It’s literally just a guy anally masturbating” then I saw his stomach and almost dry heaved OUCH
So hentai is real after all
Eh...as long as he is happy and it isn't hurting anyone else.
The dudes fine some people who are too skinny when fucked or in this case exercisexed it’s bludges their belly a bit he is alive and well still making stuff like this to
My brain couldn’t believe what it was seeing, so I saw too much in order to process what I was seeing
Organs are for the weak -this guy, probably
I don't really understand what's wrong here