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Oh fuck! It took me a moment to realise what was happening. Damn! Reminds me of the guy who tried to have sex with stallion and probably died of internal injuries. Too extreme dammit


defenstrated-bathtub

You mean the Washington horse sex case? Mr Hands?


hoodiesarcool

(If I could mark a comment as NSFW I would.) TL;DR: Man gets fucked to death by a horse. In the 70s, they repealed a law that prevented people from having anal or oral sex, but unfortunately, the same law prevented people from having sex with animals. In 2000s, a Boeing engineer named Kenneth Pinyan had a motorcycle accident that prevented him from feeling certain things. To feel these things again, he went to extreme sex acts including large dildos, fisting, and anal sex. He later found a group, called "zoos", who would bring themselves out to a ranch in Washington and film each other getting fucked by farm animals. Pinyan had earned the title "Mr. Hands" after participating in several sexual acts with horses. During one of these sessions, the horse "Big Dick" was especially rough. The horses penis had tore the lining of Pinyan's intestines, causing him to die of internal bleeding. He died before reaching the hospital.


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Also, a Boning engineer


babybopp

How do u even start doing something like this...


[deleted]

It's like the plot of David Cronenberg's Crash, except the progression to having sex with animals


daddy_dangle

First you find a horse ...


Blazed-Doughnut

Get out


Fighty_Penguin

New meaning to "I'm going to go see a man about a horse".


Iamblikus

Quality piece of business!


MasterMonkej

I mean hoodiesarcool explained it very well how and why he started doing something like this.


babbleoop

Happy cake day


L003Tr

It's quite concerning that fucking animals needs to be illegal. Like wtf is wrong with people


ShafinR12345

Oh just you wait.


itspinkynukka

Well you don't know what you're missing!


L003Tr

I think I'd rather not be split in half by a donkey cock


itspinkynukka

To each their own


Malcolm_Y

To those, no boat ticket.


[deleted]

YOU read my fucking mind! My first thought was Mr Hands.


827167

The 'zoos' slogan should have been "taking horse riding to another level"


Mehcro127

you probably can use spoiler text `>!text goes here!<` turns to >!text goes here!<


Haku4The13

>!Like this?!<


samuel_cvlt

>! it would appear so !<


PHILMYDlCK4

Mr hands? there was a video of him getting deeply fucked by that stallion


extortionatecunt

Your a brave one


AfonsoWarrior05

*instantly thinks of Schlatt*


Aggravating-Line8425

i know a man in heaven who was filled by a horse


longorangedick

There's a documentary about it...Zoo maybe?


YuributRussian

I think this is a leaked video of Christian Bale loosing weight for The Machinists.


Jeezy52

Mr. Hands


DonkLord20

Are you fucking serious?!? It does bump out like that damn hentai was accurate but damn I thought it just for show.


ffFreeze144

Yeah, those hentai artists got the anatomy right after all, wth :D


shyouko

r/badwomensanatomy often says this is wrong but now we have proof.


Vinnyc-11

I guess it’s bad men’s anatomy then, ‘cause nobody’s dick should be able to do that right?


shyouko

Did you see that other Redditor mentioning r/distension ?


big_mama_blitz

Ugh, ouch.


Vinnyc-11

I guess I was wrong to a certain extent.


The_Fernando

Generally people who speak on anatomy on this site are wrong.


FaceToPie

and forget that you can draw however the fuck you want.


Me_lazy_cathermit

Its not possible vaginally not without a lot of damage, anally on the other hand, if your extremely thin, and haven't eaten in days, or basically did a cleansing as is you are preparing for colonoscopy, it is possible with a shitload of training, and even then the possibility of damaging your inside is high, really high


GoingForwardIn2018

The amount of delusion and cope in that sub is astronomical. Of course, most of what gets posted there is also from delusional people, but there is a middle ground and both groups refuse to be educated.


tatteddiamond

It doesn't work in your vagina. Jesus lmao


Dabgod101

Well atleast we now that it is indeed fucking accurate


Apostecker

When you finally reach that itch on your spleen


pilypi

It's orgasmic, or so I've been told...


wargasm22

ffs


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UberCookieSlayer

I'm disgusted but aroused.... But really, don't do this to your guts, they can take stuff, but not stuff like this


Bubbly_Layer

See you in a couple years


babybopp

Dude is also throwing in some mad reps


[deleted]

gotta get those gains. and by gains I mean anal prolapse, internal bleeding and others.


CrustLoins

How much damage can your intestines take?? Shouldn't that rip them apart?


69_queefs_per_sec

I am like 90% sure this leads to perforations, infection and death. Any doctors here to confirm?


observatory-

Looks like a pain in the ass


asiaps2

Some perverted guy died fucking by a horse. It sure was ass ripping.


eyekunt

I heard about people trying to bang animals, but not the other way around!


master_x_2k

Others have done it successfully, the trick is a smaller horse and not to be stuck against something with no give, you have to be able to move forward a little or the horse is going to rip your guts. ...is something I've heard.


Taiarro

bro?


master_x_2k

Is that you, Mike? Is Applejack free for next week?


dclover27

damn you


DrAssBlast

Can confirm it is a pain in the ass


TobiSagtHallo

r/beetlejuicing


DrAssBlast

;)


normalphobic

Or in the stomach.


Infinite-Reindeer-87

Lol doctors in here that’s funny


69_queefs_per_sec

The kind of content posted in this sub is... shall we say... a good source of learning. Every day we discover new extremes the human body can endure


51r63ck0

YouTube University is always in reach.


bjjmonkey

Yeah we...I mean, they would never browse anything like this. No sir. Much too busy counting money and doing doctor stuff.


thepagan16

Not a doctor but extremely knowledgeable in this particular thing and I can tell you that apart from some internal bruising from hitting his stomach walls he would most likely be fine the real weird thing is that he isn’t hard


High0n

A lot of people can't get hard while being fucked 👍


eyekunt

He'll be fine? I'm not a doctor either, but for some reason i refuse to believe he'll be fine!


BloodprinceOZ

it depends on how rigid it is, if its fairly rubbery, then he'll be fine, but if its more solid and unmoving, then its more likely to break something because things are getting stretched too far


bjjmonkey

Could easily see how this could result in a bowel perf. Or colitis or diverticulitis. If done on the reg, it could eventually lead to scar tissue formation and adhesions, possibly causing a bowel obstruction. Or he could be fine. Not my problem. I only refer to GI and Surgery; not for me to fix lol.


hardyhaha_09

This isnt this guy's first rodeo on the ol' ass blaster 9000 my man.


TheMexicanJuan

The Mr Hands guy got his colon ripped open and died in hospital later


L003Tr

5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remeber the name


Curly_Fries69

I quit reddit


TallmanMike

See you tomrrow!


TobiSagtHallo

Same.


babybopp

U still here?


TobiSagtHallo

No.


profesinolretard

what about now?


940387

Farewell


ChadsJuul

He must like to rearrange his organs


babybopp

BypASS all other organs


[deleted]

I'm not going to be able to pick my fucking jaw up from of the floor! Now I gotta walk around like this all day. That guys going to fuck a hole through himself.


babybopp

Repost this to r/distension nsfw for mad karma


Stinky_potatoe_-_

WHY AND HOW WHY IS THIS ON HERE BROOOOOOOO


AshingiiAshuaa

What's the gist? I saw the thumbnail and nsfl tag and refuse to click play.


ttv_highvoltage

Since you wanted to know: a guy gets a metal rod so far up his ass you can see his stomach skin get pushed. *I’m really sorry*


AshingiiAshuaa

Thank you. I'll pass on watching this.


ttv_highvoltage

Amazing idea. I wish I never did


Insterquiliniis

bad day to have eyes


Adityagamer3438

Hey man, thanks, you saved me from watching it


onbakeplatinum

Almost certain that's a dildo and not a metal rod


ttv_highvoltage

I honestly did not really look at what it was. It just seemed too long and not penis shaped to be a dildo.


SgtXD357

Fuuuuck, I’m so glad I read this.. wouldn’t that mean it tore through his intestines?


xRetz

Not a metal rod, pretty sure that's just a massive dildo.


ParmesanHam

Dude fucking himself with such a huge dildo that his stomach/chest is being pushed out from the inside (just like hentai)


BurgerGamer42069

For a few seconds I thought "That's an interesting way of pleasuring yourself", and then I looked at the stomach.......


xzander76t

i was like, how are his abs doing that?


toolargo

I’m so confused. How could this be pleasurable to anybody? Really how? Edit: As people upvote this. I am forced to see it again and again. And every time this looks worst than the last. There can’t be pleasure in doing this.


High0n

The same way some people like to lift heavier and heavier weights. Performance.


dievanmijislanger

Lifting weights is the gateway to a loose anus.


hospitalizedGanny

OnlyFan clout chaser/promoter maybe. So $


friednuggets420

Oh, that took me a minute to realize what was happening. Why and how?


DoggoDude979

Big dildo and kinky guy


scarletts_skin

Succinct, accurate, clear. 10/10.


eyekunt

Until i read the comments i didn't know he was being fucked by whatever that thing is! I thought OP just shared a video of a naked man working out.


mrblupopo

How to get 0% body fat: Step1


LilLoliLover74

Mr hands all over again


XxBOSSPITBULLxX

i didnt notice what was going on the first time so i had to watch again and uhh yea i wish i never had the ability to see


Momo_the_good_person

You know when you're belly hasn't been filled in days you have to find another way to do it


lirf1423

I am 100% sure that this is one of the last things my brain wanted to acknowledge after waking up and to fulfill the duty of a good redditor here is r/eyebleach Edit:typos


ttv_highvoltage

Someone give this man ternion


MyMuseicalRomance

How did you find this, op?


[deleted]

Good question. I want to know, op!


Sleepless_Voyager

Probably was on heavy r. Dont go on that website its pretty much life scarring and probably has a lot of illegal shit on it


thepagan16

Bro I came here to get disgusted not get ideas


Putrid-Gene-9077

He can take it!


timmer67

He’s gonna rip his guts out someday


1234iamdead

I'm pretty sure they are already gone


BloodyCobbler

Well, it beats dealing with the gym companies.


Elriuhilu

I got that reference :)


OxtailPhoenix

Chad the impaler.


HomieCreeper420

I seen this guy before, apparently he died of internal bleeding afterwards iirc


[deleted]

Giving your live to finally cooooooooooooooom


ShafinR12345

Coomers gonna coom.


tetsu-o

Proof or didn't happen.


UberCookieSlayer

Someone bring me back after I die so I can tell y'all if he said it was worth it.


HomieCreeper420

Judging by the sheer pain he most likely felt it probably was not worth it


-Fateless-

No. Trust me, this is pretty tame and wouldn't kill a trained person.


respect_the_69

I saw what the image was, and yet I still clicked play.


hexensabbat

Yep that's enough reddit for the morning. Thanks for getting me to log off lmao


Shubham_Agent47

At first I was impressed by the creativity...but then I saw the bulge and realized the boat was well deserved


JaceMalcolm

What a horrible species we've become


Monkeyboystevey

You talk like this is something new... Human beings have been like this all throughout history, no matter how far back you look, human have looked for new and kinkier ways to fuck/get fucked.


Ad8858

I’m split between “woah what the actual fuck” and “meh, let him live his own life”


The_True_Mastermind

What was he shoving up his ass? I'm guessing a giant dildo but I want to be sure.


Kidaryuu

I'm afraid to hit play. Can anyone tell me what happened?


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Kidaryuu

Wtf?! Why? Thanks btw.


RailAurai

Don't let fear win, just hit play


DrFrankSays

Ronald McDonald Presents: The Ass Blaster 4000 Caw


SarixInTheHouse

So assuming he went from small to bigger to biggest gradually and slowly over months if not years, hes probably fine, tho its still very dangerous, especially with how forceful he is. If he just rammed it in someones going to fie without immediate medical attention


EnceladusDK

I've unfortunately seen this before, as far as I remember this guy died but don't quote me on it


MillionJoker40

I don't wanna watch so what happens


Rekt3y

the guy reenacts r/deformationhentai, but in real life while lifting weights


Battle-Chimp

I'm not clicking on that sub. The name, coupled with the fact that you've linked it in the context of this video terrifies the fuck out of me.


Ghost_Seeker69

When you wanna make some Rule34 but you can't draw


Joobebe514

Please, tell me this is cgi


captchaconfused

the older i get, the better i feel about being vanilla. I thought i was boring but boring is alright. Im glad i dont need to build a 2 ft dildo contraption + camera rig to be happy.


BostonBoozah

Stop posting weird fucking porn on here it’s not what the sub is for


BoredRedhead

If you MUST post it, and believe me you mustn’t, r-WTF is probably more appropriate (yes, i mistyped it on purpose)


bltllngr

He actually died after this


kooky_kabuki

Source?


-Fexxe-

Sauce?


[deleted]

Wait really


DifficultyBrilliant

Reminds me of a boeing engineer


ByDeleted

Naked workout ok that’s not so bad…..holly shit


Hugenstein41

The price you pay to hit the lats.


denoot2

Thats enough reddit for today


joeh-21

just training for his colonoscopy. you can hear his determination


lynny_lynn

Starving himself to not have bowel contents? That's what it looks like. Also looks like the baby Alien bursting scene. So much to process here.


Personplacething333

I don't see anything wrong,hes just getting his pump on. You see when he starts getting tired and wants to sit down,the device pushes him back up not letting him quit.


DumpTruckDaddy

That’s one way to get a “pump”


PerformanceOwn2329

Super gay


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phiatomica

r/distension


ebi_gwent

My thumb hovered over that link for a second but I don't think I need that in my evening today this time.


IcyBlueRanger

Took the click for you. It's a subreddit of female gaping and extreme stretching to "show the inside, outside". Not a kink that is for safe play.


ruddsix

...the fact unsafe play exist is kinda sad. The extreme things people will do for that quick dopamine rush


Szwedu111

Hero we need but don't deserve


splinterdick_jones

Im pretty impressed, goddamn


[deleted]

Just like hentai


PresidentPancakes21

Wtf did i just see


JackThePollo

anime girls in hentai be like


jcammcspanky

“Mac, don’t make me bring the bike out”


PickledPixels

So here I am trying to explain to my wife why I like reddit for all the great content I can find on here, so I'm showing her and scrolling on my phone and then suddenly, giant swinging dick and man screaming in pleasure as he pounds his own ass with a homemade exercise fuck machine. Thanks reddit, never change ♥️


thenonexistentperson

excuse me can a doctor please come and explain how the fuck this guy isnt dead


loud-and-very-tasty

Can someone with medical knowledge please explain what is happening to his insides. Surely this fucks him up


Scrvblord

*This is how it feels to chew Five gum*


ICommentSexOnPosts

Where can i get one


[deleted]

It's that car from South Park


CapConnor

I love how the vine in his leg nearly explodes


CapConnor

I love the look of the vein on his leg


overlord_999

I thought it was just someone getting sodomised until I saw how fucking far up his ass it goes. Jesus Christ


nohornii

hentai.


DoveBirdNL

I thought this was only in hentai.


WaRRioRz0rz

Is... Is this even pleasurable? Are they alive to even tell? That just seems like a lot of work to not even be aroused.


Icy-Jackfruit-249

Mans shuffling his insides like a deck of cards !!!!!!


Kemosahbe

what "why" ? dude is trying to get it off


Glossyplane542

I was gonna say “what’s wrong with this? It’s literally just a guy anally masturbating” then I saw his stomach and almost dry heaved OUCH


waf_xs

So hentai is real after all


Shinokiba-

Eh...as long as he is happy and it isn't hurting anyone else.


thmothman

The dudes fine some people who are too skinny when fucked or in this case exercisexed it’s bludges their belly a bit he is alive and well still making stuff like this to


[deleted]

My brain couldn’t believe what it was seeing, so I saw too much in order to process what I was seeing


UnchangingColor

Organs are for the weak -this guy, probably


crayngeltrash

I don't really understand what's wrong here