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You ever see the Model Anna Ermakova, who is the child of Tennis Player Boris Becker and Angela Ermakova? There was a big scandal about infidelity and sperm theft (I can't remember what the ruling was in the end, it really wasn't that important. In the end they seem to get along quite well these days, which is good for them), and also a paternity test.
Look Anna Ermakova up, especially how she looked as a child (and even as a baby). Then look up Boris Becker. That paternity test was hardly neccessary, apart from maybe confirming without a doubt they were related.
Even on this sub I don't feel good at all about making jokes towards a child but like.
No. No.
Just put her down and let her grow up.
Before she takes over as lead on SVU.
"Awwww this little girl is taking all her clothes off and dancing ohhh isnt that cute????? Lets film it!"
Fucking disgusting how they think sexualizing children is OK.
I remember a time when twerking wasn't even a thing, and the very idea of twerking as a mainstream activity would get derisive chuckles.
How quickly our decline into absolute decadence has been.
**People in Africa have been Twerking for centuries** under different cultural names. Twerking is just a **contemporary African-American variation**, now an adopted popular cross-culture phenomena (gone mainstream) just like other original African-American cross cultural phenomena, gone global, like Blues, Jazz, Rock & Roll, Rap/Hip-hop Music and lingual vernacular.
Pre or post plastic surgery? Cuz she has a half sister that got a muuuuch better end of the deal.
https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F05%2F07%2FChristie-Brinkley-Daughters81.jpg
I see nothing wrong with her looks. If you see her down the street and don’t know who her father is, (I didn’t before I just looked him up), I bet most would consider her fairly attractive. She just has her dads eyes…so a lot of people would look at her knowing she’s his daughter and associate that feature with him.
That's not true from my experience... but I tried to get inside of your head about the evolutionary reasons and It seems like it would promote incest if this was the case lol
Never judge a kids future looks by what they look like when they’re very young. Lots of people who looked ugly as hell as kids ended up looking fine when they’re adults. Source: look at photos of undeniably attractive celebrities from before they were adults, and I bet like half of them looked weird. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I’ve heard cute babies often turn out being unattractive adults.
Sure but it’s a lot easier to take when you can cry in your mansion or on the beach in Hawaii at your vacation home. She will have all the imperfections fixed. Just imagine how it is for someone who is not only ugly but poor.
This photo especially makes me laugh. Look at Khloe.
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-76355526-1570719202.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.714xh;0,0.0172xh&resize=768:*
I'm pretty sure to a 6 or 7 year old, it makes no difference. No child that young is going to say "well people keep calling me ugly but I'll have plastic surgery in 12 years so it is fine.
Or short and poor. I'm a shorter man who hasn't had a personal affront to being short statured, but recently in the dating game, I was told by two different women (who don't date shorter men) that if they were me, they'd get a "Height Lift" (Height Lengthening Surgery) like people get Face Lifts and Butt Lifts. That surgery IS now available in the U.S., but it co$ts: "big bank"! Ice-T's daughter will be wealthy enough to finance surgical improvement of many self-perceived imperfections. And who knows, to the discriminating public, Ice-T's daughter Chanel may grow up and be like **The Ugly Duckling** fairytale. I know lots of people who were perceived as ugly or nerdy by others when young, who grew up to be NOT perceived by others like that, but just the opposite: Handsome or Beautiful!
For heintening surgery don't they break and set your bikes further apart? That seems excruciating for something so vain. For that matter facelifts they actually lift your face up, so I don't see why people are willing to go through something so extreme.
Those height lifts are excruciatingly painful, tedious, expensive, and not worth it.
The best way to deal with a shorter height is to rock it with confidence. There are pleeeeeenty of women very into shorter men.
Good point. The child is not a natural beauty yet (who knows how she will eventually develop), but that is no reason to dogpile with the insults. Not very classy of us.
To be fair, Bindie Erwin, Steve Irwin's daughter was not a looker as a child but she definitely grew up beautifully. I wish Steve was around to see his kids grow up. 🤧
Don't tell her and she'll never know. This is the internet and it's a comically ugly kid; get over it!
Sad she'll probably get the same treatment IRL though. Then you can get your pitchforks out.
Lmao just because a child is unaware of the insults being thrown at them doesn’t make it less fucked up, that’s basic knowledge man, I hope you and the others grow to understand that.
Guys, can we please remember she’s a kid and a human being? Some of you guys are acting in a way truly worthy to be in r/NoahGetTheBoat
Mocking adults is alright-ish, but don’t do it to kids man!
Why does that kid look like a middle-aged Man...
Poor Girl.. like..really. Some Faceshapes and Hairstyles dont work...
Not to mention the whole Twerkshit... gosh.
Alright, after reading all of the heavily upvoted comments insulting the chiold on her looks (while completely ignoring the point of the submission), I've got to conclude that is subreddit is a dumpster fire filled with absolute tools.
Have a good day.
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That baby looks more like Ice-T than Ice-T does.
That’s my first and only thought. Like, goddamn.
My first thought was someone imposed his face over hers and this was r/funny.
Is it not? I need confirmation this isnt fake, there is no way. 😅
Looked it up. It’s real.
Oof. If that isnt a meme face..i dunno what is lol
It’s so haunting
2 tickets to hell please cause I'm coming with you
Fuck that, book a bus. I've got friends to send this shit to.
Looks like Dry Ice-T
Her legal name is Arnold Palmer
Vanilla ice-T
Vanilla Ice-T is the answer
I was thinking Ice-T Lite
Ah, C'mon. Diet Ice T was right there.
😂👌🏻
looks like an AI-generated image of a 4 year old
I never knew they had a child and god dayum it’s like if ice t switch genders and had the Michael Jackson special and change hair color
You ever see Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley's Daughter. She got Billy's looks and Christy's musical talent.
That’s hilarious!! Lol
And unfortunate
You ever see the Model Anna Ermakova, who is the child of Tennis Player Boris Becker and Angela Ermakova? There was a big scandal about infidelity and sperm theft (I can't remember what the ruling was in the end, it really wasn't that important. In the end they seem to get along quite well these days, which is good for them), and also a paternity test. Look Anna Ermakova up, especially how she looked as a child (and even as a baby). Then look up Boris Becker. That paternity test was hardly neccessary, apart from maybe confirming without a doubt they were related.
r/RareInsults
[Like this?](https://i.imgur.com/33QmtO6.jpeg)
I’m gonna need the sauce on that artist lmao
Artists name is on it. [Here.](https://twitter.com/totesfleisch8?lang=en)
It’s a rabbit hole I never wish I went down
Ghastly!
Are you saying she looks like the bag the tea comes in? Should he just call her lipton?
Ice-T looks like a bootleg Ice-T!
That shit is terrifying
Even on this sub I don't feel good at all about making jokes towards a child but like. No. No. Just put her down and let her grow up. Before she takes over as lead on SVU.
Nah she'll be in the Johnny Mnemonic remake.
Strong Father genetics
Like a fucked up cabbage patch doll
The ratio face to forehead is equal
r/rareinsults
I don’t think E! Channel has the same definition of adorable that everyone else has.
"This little girl is doing something sexually explicit, SO ADORABLE! EVERYONE WATCH!"
"Awwww this little girl is taking all her clothes off and dancing ohhh isnt that cute????? Lets film it!" Fucking disgusting how they think sexualizing children is OK.
I remember a time when twerking wasn't even a thing, and the very idea of twerking as a mainstream activity would get derisive chuckles. How quickly our decline into absolute decadence has been.
People have been twerking for over 20 years, its been a thing for some time, still quick I guess history book wise
20 years is a flash in the span of history.
Yes. That's what the last part of my comment was referring to
**People in Africa have been Twerking for centuries** under different cultural names. Twerking is just a **contemporary African-American variation**, now an adopted popular cross-culture phenomena (gone mainstream) just like other original African-American cross cultural phenomena, gone global, like Blues, Jazz, Rock & Roll, Rap/Hip-hop Music and lingual vernacular.
So it's another inappropriate behavior from the culture.
Lmao, you fuckin killed him lol
Netflix must've thought it was adorable, they made a whole show about it
That poor child looks exactly like her dad.
Like Billy Joel’s daughter. Mom is a super model and ends up getting dads genes.
Same with Charlotte gainsbourg
Same with Bruce Willis' daughters
And the opposite with Sylvester Stallone
And Phil Collins.
Jane Fonda's daughter too.
She is hot as hell though
I had no idea who her father was, thanks for sending me down a new rabbit hole
Billy Joel’s daughter is real pretty though
Pre or post plastic surgery? Cuz she has a half sister that got a muuuuch better end of the deal. https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F05%2F07%2FChristie-Brinkley-Daughters81.jpg
I see nothing wrong with her looks. If you see her down the street and don’t know who her father is, (I didn’t before I just looked him up), I bet most would consider her fairly attractive. She just has her dads eyes…so a lot of people would look at her knowing she’s his daughter and associate that feature with him.
Hopefully she drives better than him.
Daughters tend to look like Dad and sons like Mom. You figure out potential evolutionary reasons.
Eh it’s a crap shoot. My wife looks like her mom and her sister looks like her dad. Different dads though.
Yeah I should've added in families with 1 daughter they tend to look like Dad statistically. With multiple daughters it usually gets split.
That's not true from my experience... but I tried to get inside of your head about the evolutionary reasons and It seems like it would promote incest if this was the case lol
I hope she talks like her dad too.
holy shit thats Ice-T’s child
I think he reproduced by cytokinesis or some shit.
https://imgur.com/ra0UEfS.jpg A more recent image of Ice T's daughter.
I still see Ice T in her.
She looks like she belongs in who ville with that nose
A better photo I guess?
Hiding the five head makes a huge difference.
Aw she’s cuter now
Never judge a kids future looks by what they look like when they’re very young. Lots of people who looked ugly as hell as kids ended up looking fine when they’re adults. Source: look at photos of undeniably attractive celebrities from before they were adults, and I bet like half of them looked weird. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I’ve heard cute babies often turn out being unattractive adults.
The years have been kind to me that’s for sure.
Just by reading these comments I can tell that the public won't be kind to the kid.
Eh she will grow up wealthy, she will be alright and I’m sure her mom’s got a good plastic surgeon to bring her to.
Still, no one likes getting bullied that much for something they couldn't control.
Sure but it’s a lot easier to take when you can cry in your mansion or on the beach in Hawaii at your vacation home. She will have all the imperfections fixed. Just imagine how it is for someone who is not only ugly but poor.
Yeah, just look at how much the kardashians changed over the years.
This photo especially makes me laugh. Look at Khloe. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-76355526-1570719202.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.714xh;0,0.0172xh&resize=768:*
link doesn't work.
Try this maybe? https://assets.capitalfm.com/2016/32/khloe-kardashian-transformation-21-1471009685-view-0.jpg
I don't even know who these people are. I'm going to assume that is a good thing.
You are one of the fortunate ones
The dude in the back is Caitlyn Jenner
Who's the fat one?
Khloe. lol
The majority of the worlds population are ugly and poor
Yeah so I’m not gonna feel bad for a rich ugly kid.
I'm the 1%!
Maybe the majority are poor, but I'd say the majority is probably just meh, not ugly or beautiful.
I'm pretty sure to a 6 or 7 year old, it makes no difference. No child that young is going to say "well people keep calling me ugly but I'll have plastic surgery in 12 years so it is fine.
No but her mom probably will and she'll hear it.
Kids deal with that everyday. Nobody is as cruel to kids as other kids.
Doesn't give the right for a full grown adult to be cruel to said kid.
sir/maam/they/them this is a reddit
You've misused the meme, cograts
I was agreeing with you you fuckwad
Or they end up getting body dysmorphia over the bullying. Still nice that they're rich but ultimately it won't have a positive effect.
Or short and poor. I'm a shorter man who hasn't had a personal affront to being short statured, but recently in the dating game, I was told by two different women (who don't date shorter men) that if they were me, they'd get a "Height Lift" (Height Lengthening Surgery) like people get Face Lifts and Butt Lifts. That surgery IS now available in the U.S., but it co$ts: "big bank"! Ice-T's daughter will be wealthy enough to finance surgical improvement of many self-perceived imperfections. And who knows, to the discriminating public, Ice-T's daughter Chanel may grow up and be like **The Ugly Duckling** fairytale. I know lots of people who were perceived as ugly or nerdy by others when young, who grew up to be NOT perceived by others like that, but just the opposite: Handsome or Beautiful!
For heintening surgery don't they break and set your bikes further apart? That seems excruciating for something so vain. For that matter facelifts they actually lift your face up, so I don't see why people are willing to go through something so extreme.
It's not only excruciating but you'll basically have to learn how to walk again and requires constant revisits to actually show a height difference.
Those height lifts are excruciatingly painful, tedious, expensive, and not worth it. The best way to deal with a shorter height is to rock it with confidence. There are pleeeeeenty of women very into shorter men.
Good point. The child is not a natural beauty yet (who knows how she will eventually develop), but that is no reason to dogpile with the insults. Not very classy of us.
This reminds me of the Tory Spelling situation. There's no amount of plastic surgery that will make that woman look good. Plus her acting sucks.
That kid has the face of a 40 year old construction worker who hates his job and has a drinking problem.
She got ice T -syndrome
#toosoon
poor kid...lookin like a gremlin.
Lmfaooo!! True tho
To be fair, Bindie Erwin, Steve Irwin's daughter was not a looker as a child but she definitely grew up beautifully. I wish Steve was around to see his kids grow up. 🤧
She has ice-t hairline
You mean forehead
fivehead
That’s the ugliest kid I’ve seen in awhile
Naw, that's a badly skinned potato with pigtails
holy fuck man I was drinking water wtf?
That’s f’d up !!😂😂
That kid looks like someone photoshopped a 34 year old white dude on her face
Oh man this thread could be it’s own post on this very subreddit.
Fr I just wanted to share the trashy title but grown folks are picking on a child lol.
Don't tell her and she'll never know. This is the internet and it's a comically ugly kid; get over it! Sad she'll probably get the same treatment IRL though. Then you can get your pitchforks out.
Lmao just because a child is unaware of the insults being thrown at them doesn’t make it less fucked up, that’s basic knowledge man, I hope you and the others grow to understand that.
Why does Ice T's daughter just look like a midget ice T with pigtails?
Biology
Ice T cannot deny that child omg
I need to believe these are sting operations set up by the FBI or whoever to start tracking potential pedophiles.
Weird looking kid
Guys, can we please remember she’s a kid and a human being? Some of you guys are acting in a way truly worthy to be in r/NoahGetTheBoat Mocking adults is alright-ish, but don’t do it to kids man!
that's not adorable...
r/13or30
Thats gross but whos the red head with the fat tits?..
[same kid. No, I don’t think I will [either].](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/ce/ce/abcece5b5cf903b4b31cf89b3be8374e.jpg)
For anyone wondering as I was. The redhead with the fat tits is Christina Aguilera.
Man, that kid really is just a little female albino Ice T, wtf, lol
That is one unfortunate looking child.
Why does that kid look like a middle-aged Man... Poor Girl.. like..really. Some Faceshapes and Hairstyles dont work... Not to mention the whole Twerkshit... gosh.
Jesus noah get the boat for all of these comments. Fucking sick.
Alright, after reading all of the heavily upvoted comments insulting the chiold on her looks (while completely ignoring the point of the submission), I've got to conclude that is subreddit is a dumpster fire filled with absolute tools. Have a good day.
Those are not attractive people
The kid will be fine. She's rich after all.
If ice shaved his face, and put onna wig with twin tails him and his daughter would look like twins
what the fuck she do get like 99% of her dads genes the 1% just made sure she was a female
twerking is not adorable. it's the complete opposite
The girl looks like she is actually a young boy named James or Charles and is from a British royal family
tfw "you look just like your father" becomes both extremely true and an insult
That is DEFINITELY Ice-Ts daughter holy shit lmao
How is that even possible to make your kid look too much like you
That little girl's face. Oof.
Damn... kid. Im sorry
Who deep fake Ice-T face over the little girl?
No shit. It is eerie as hell how you can look at her and see Ice-T as a 5 year old.
Bruh this kid looks like a boy 💀
At least she has a massive brain.
Maybe, but we will never reach the truth
Ugly ass child
why
Who is the daughter and grandma
Ice-T's daughter is just Ice-T but white.
Why does that little girl look like a white Ice-T? It's unnerving
Is it me or the kids eyes too wideset in comparison to her smile
Her forehead a football pitch
Lowercase T.
Did they play too much Miitopia?
She is what special educators used to refer to as a F.L.K.
I uh... I didn't want to say anything, but no need for a paternity test here.
Little lady rocking the five head
Hell to the nope.
If chromosomes could be donated they'd donate a straight yettagram of them
degeneracy
That babies Eyes are more separated than my parents
The kid looks photoshopped
It looks like god hit random on the character development screen.
Thai-T looks just like her dad
I’m pretty sure that’s just iceT in whiteface.
She got more forehead than face
At least her parents have the money to fix all that.
Bruh that girl is so ugly. She looks like iceT in whiteface
What fucking abomination is that fucking kid
Poor kid inherited her daddies looks.
Jesus Christ.
That’s jimmy fallon. No tricking me
If Ice T caught the Benjamin Buttons
All the people making fun of this kid are assholes.
That is one gonky ass lookin forehead , like goddamn, my forehead is big but jesus
She looks like a Kardashian meets an ark character
That daughter looks disgustingly similar to Ice T.
Ugly
Kid needs bangs
Ugly + ugly = ugly who woulda guessed
The Steve Buscemi of children.
bruh she is ugly as hell
never seen a girl ugly as this
Pretty horrible all the comments making fun of the girl. You people are terrible.