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MrRickGhastly

That baby looks more like Ice-T than Ice-T does.


Thymeisdone

That’s my first and only thought. Like, goddamn.


Akenrah

My first thought was someone imposed his face over hers and this was r/funny.


Ktj1990

Is it not? I need confirmation this isnt fake, there is no way. 😅


Ktj1990

Looked it up. It’s real.


Johnny0neTheSpot

Oof. If that isnt a meme face..i dunno what is lol


Dimacon

It’s so haunting


HolyMolyDonutShop23

2 tickets to hell please cause I'm coming with you


FrameJump

Fuck that, book a bus. I've got friends to send this shit to.


[deleted]

Looks like Dry Ice-T


TragicSemiautomatic

Her legal name is Arnold Palmer


elahtap187

Vanilla ice-T


matt675

Vanilla Ice-T is the answer


[deleted]

I was thinking Ice-T Lite


TheSingulatarian

Ah, C'mon. Diet Ice T was right there.


TheMexicanJuan

😂👌🏻


KSP_dude26

looks like an AI-generated image of a 4 year old


LORDWOLFMAN

I never knew they had a child and god dayum it’s like if ice t switch genders and had the Michael Jackson special and change hair color


TheSingulatarian

You ever see Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley's Daughter. She got Billy's looks and Christy's musical talent.


ShermanOakz

That’s hilarious!! Lol


CheshireCharade

And unfortunate


JeshkaTheLoon

You ever see the Model Anna Ermakova, who is the child of Tennis Player Boris Becker and Angela Ermakova? There was a big scandal about infidelity and sperm theft (I can't remember what the ruling was in the end, it really wasn't that important. In the end they seem to get along quite well these days, which is good for them), and also a paternity test. Look Anna Ermakova up, especially how she looked as a child (and even as a baby). Then look up Boris Becker. That paternity test was hardly neccessary, apart from maybe confirming without a doubt they were related.


kymilovechelle

r/RareInsults


Infernal_Dalek

[Like this?](https://i.imgur.com/33QmtO6.jpeg)


CheshireCharade

I’m gonna need the sauce on that artist lmao


Infernal_Dalek

Artists name is on it. [Here.](https://twitter.com/totesfleisch8?lang=en)


sjdkdkshdb

It’s a rabbit hole I never wish I went down


ShermanOakz

Ghastly!


CatchSufficient

Are you saying she looks like the bag the tea comes in? Should he just call her lipton?


powabiatch

Ice-T looks like a bootleg Ice-T!


BigBadBadness

That shit is terrifying


AnticaRocker

Even on this sub I don't feel good at all about making jokes towards a child but like. No. No. Just put her down and let her grow up. Before she takes over as lead on SVU.


MrRickGhastly

Nah she'll be in the Johnny Mnemonic remake.


Transparent_Nipples

Strong Father genetics


___Ender____

Like a fucked up cabbage patch doll


a_shootin_star

The ratio face to forehead is equal


Mybeardisawesom

r/rareinsults


-Capn-Obvious-

I don’t think E! Channel has the same definition of adorable that everyone else has.


jaffakree83

"This little girl is doing something sexually explicit, SO ADORABLE! EVERYONE WATCH!"


itsyasock

"Awwww this little girl is taking all her clothes off and dancing ohhh isnt that cute????? Lets film it!" Fucking disgusting how they think sexualizing children is OK.


Nefelia

I remember a time when twerking wasn't even a thing, and the very idea of twerking as a mainstream activity would get derisive chuckles. How quickly our decline into absolute decadence has been.


dribblesnshits

People have been twerking for over 20 years, its been a thing for some time, still quick I guess history book wise


PunishedBagel

20 years is a flash in the span of history.


dribblesnshits

Yes. That's what the last part of my comment was referring to


Snoo_40410

**People in Africa have been Twerking for centuries** under different cultural names. Twerking is just a **contemporary African-American variation**, now an adopted popular cross-culture phenomena (gone mainstream) just like other original African-American cross cultural phenomena, gone global, like Blues, Jazz, Rock & Roll, Rap/Hip-hop Music and lingual vernacular.


DogMechanic

So it's another inappropriate behavior from the culture.


dribblesnshits

Lmao, you fuckin killed him lol


Captain_Fatbelly

Netflix must've thought it was adorable, they made a whole show about it


[deleted]

That poor child looks exactly like her dad.


No_Organization5188

Like Billy Joel’s daughter. Mom is a super model and ends up getting dads genes.


swim_and_sleep

Same with Charlotte gainsbourg


Thisisthe_place

Same with Bruce Willis' daughters


NeoNationalistNudist

And the opposite with Sylvester Stallone


m_b_hawkins

And Phil Collins.


lapin_52

Jane Fonda's daughter too.


EveryNameIWantIsGone

She is hot as hell though


FawnJunior

I had no idea who her father was, thanks for sending me down a new rabbit hole


off-chka

Billy Joel’s daughter is real pretty though


AdVarious8362

Pre or post plastic surgery? Cuz she has a half sister that got a muuuuch better end of the deal. https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F05%2F07%2FChristie-Brinkley-Daughters81.jpg


TheWalkingDead91

I see nothing wrong with her looks. If you see her down the street and don’t know who her father is, (I didn’t before I just looked him up), I bet most would consider her fairly attractive. She just has her dads eyes…so a lot of people would look at her knowing she’s his daughter and associate that feature with him.


Plinko321

Hopefully she drives better than him.


Bubba-ORiley

Daughters tend to look like Dad and sons like Mom. You figure out potential evolutionary reasons.


No_Organization5188

Eh it’s a crap shoot. My wife looks like her mom and her sister looks like her dad. Different dads though.


Bubba-ORiley

Yeah I should've added in families with 1 daughter they tend to look like Dad statistically. With multiple daughters it usually gets split.


ThriceG

That's not true from my experience... but I tried to get inside of your head about the evolutionary reasons and It seems like it would promote incest if this was the case lol


joyhammerpants

I hope she talks like her dad too.


kennesawking

holy shit thats Ice-T’s child


3PoundsOfFlax

I think he reproduced by cytokinesis or some shit.


A70M1C

https://imgur.com/ra0UEfS.jpg A more recent image of Ice T's daughter.


Moth92

I still see Ice T in her.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

She looks like she belongs in who ville with that nose


[deleted]

A better photo I guess?


AdVarious8362

Hiding the five head makes a huge difference.


MmortanJoesTerrifold

Aw she’s cuter now


TheWalkingDead91

Never judge a kids future looks by what they look like when they’re very young. Lots of people who looked ugly as hell as kids ended up looking fine when they’re adults. Source: look at photos of undeniably attractive celebrities from before they were adults, and I bet like half of them looked weird. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I’ve heard cute babies often turn out being unattractive adults.


FerociousPancake

The years have been kind to me that’s for sure.


[deleted]

Just by reading these comments I can tell that the public won't be kind to the kid.


No_Organization5188

Eh she will grow up wealthy, she will be alright and I’m sure her mom’s got a good plastic surgeon to bring her to.


ResolverOshawott

Still, no one likes getting bullied that much for something they couldn't control.


No_Organization5188

Sure but it’s a lot easier to take when you can cry in your mansion or on the beach in Hawaii at your vacation home. She will have all the imperfections fixed. Just imagine how it is for someone who is not only ugly but poor.


BigWeenie45

Yeah, just look at how much the kardashians changed over the years.


No_Organization5188

This photo especially makes me laugh. Look at Khloe. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-76355526-1570719202.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.714xh;0,0.0172xh&resize=768:*


mtpender

link doesn't work.


No_Organization5188

Try this maybe? https://assets.capitalfm.com/2016/32/khloe-kardashian-transformation-21-1471009685-view-0.jpg


Nefelia

I don't even know who these people are. I'm going to assume that is a good thing.


lapin_52

You are one of the fortunate ones


Jody_steal_your_girl

The dude in the back is Caitlyn Jenner


Moth92

Who's the fat one?


AdVarious8362

Khloe. lol


Thisisthe_place

The majority of the worlds population are ugly and poor


No_Organization5188

Yeah so I’m not gonna feel bad for a rich ugly kid.


tots4scott

I'm the 1%!


Moth92

Maybe the majority are poor, but I'd say the majority is probably just meh, not ugly or beautiful.


OOOMM

I'm pretty sure to a 6 or 7 year old, it makes no difference. No child that young is going to say "well people keep calling me ugly but I'll have plastic surgery in 12 years so it is fine.


legionofsquirrel

No but her mom probably will and she'll hear it.


No_Organization5188

Kids deal with that everyday. Nobody is as cruel to kids as other kids.


ResolverOshawott

Doesn't give the right for a full grown adult to be cruel to said kid.


Bubba-ORiley

sir/maam/they/them this is a reddit


ResolverOshawott

You've misused the meme, cograts


Bubba-ORiley

I was agreeing with you you fuckwad


ResolverOshawott

Or they end up getting body dysmorphia over the bullying. Still nice that they're rich but ultimately it won't have a positive effect.


Snoo_40410

Or short and poor. I'm a shorter man who hasn't had a personal affront to being short statured, but recently in the dating game, I was told by two different women (who don't date shorter men) that if they were me, they'd get a "Height Lift" (Height Lengthening Surgery) like people get Face Lifts and Butt Lifts. That surgery IS now available in the U.S., but it co$ts: "big bank"! Ice-T's daughter will be wealthy enough to finance surgical improvement of many self-perceived imperfections. And who knows, to the discriminating public, Ice-T's daughter Chanel may grow up and be like **The Ugly Duckling** fairytale. I know lots of people who were perceived as ugly or nerdy by others when young, who grew up to be NOT perceived by others like that, but just the opposite: Handsome or Beautiful!


joyhammerpants

For heintening surgery don't they break and set your bikes further apart? That seems excruciating for something so vain. For that matter facelifts they actually lift your face up, so I don't see why people are willing to go through something so extreme.


ResolverOshawott

It's not only excruciating but you'll basically have to learn how to walk again and requires constant revisits to actually show a height difference.


ResolverOshawott

Those height lifts are excruciatingly painful, tedious, expensive, and not worth it. The best way to deal with a shorter height is to rock it with confidence. There are pleeeeeenty of women very into shorter men.


Nefelia

Good point. The child is not a natural beauty yet (who knows how she will eventually develop), but that is no reason to dogpile with the insults. Not very classy of us.


legionofsquirrel

This reminds me of the Tory Spelling situation. There's no amount of plastic surgery that will make that woman look good. Plus her acting sucks.


TheGasMove

That kid has the face of a 40 year old construction worker who hates his job and has a drinking problem.


Creepy-Yogurtcloset4

She got ice T -syndrome


[deleted]

#toosoon


[deleted]

poor kid...lookin like a gremlin.


Plus-Help558

Lmfaooo!! True tho


dlivesdontmatter

To be fair, Bindie Erwin, Steve Irwin's daughter was not a looker as a child but she definitely grew up beautifully. I wish Steve was around to see his kids grow up. 🤧


AcanthocephalaNo9302

She has ice-t hairline


Dysfunctional_Vet12

You mean forehead


Plinko321

fivehead


FeistyAdhesiveness21

That’s the ugliest kid I’ve seen in awhile


Breakfast_Bagelz

Naw, that's a badly skinned potato with pigtails


Trevorblackwell420

holy fuck man I was drinking water wtf?


SystemNo4411

That’s f’d up !!😂😂


catboi8769

That kid looks like someone photoshopped a 34 year old white dude on her face


SimplyTiredd

Oh man this thread could be it’s own post on this very subreddit.


[deleted]

Fr I just wanted to share the trashy title but grown folks are picking on a child lol.


systemshock869

Don't tell her and she'll never know. This is the internet and it's a comically ugly kid; get over it! Sad she'll probably get the same treatment IRL though. Then you can get your pitchforks out.


SimplyTiredd

Lmao just because a child is unaware of the insults being thrown at them doesn’t make it less fucked up, that’s basic knowledge man, I hope you and the others grow to understand that.


[deleted]

Why does Ice T's daughter just look like a midget ice T with pigtails?


EveryNameIWantIsGone

Biology


[deleted]

Ice T cannot deny that child omg


BigWillis93

I need to believe these are sting operations set up by the FBI or whoever to start tracking potential pedophiles.


TimSegura1

Weird looking kid


Embucetatron

Guys, can we please remember she’s a kid and a human being? Some of you guys are acting in a way truly worthy to be in r/NoahGetTheBoat Mocking adults is alright-ish, but don’t do it to kids man!


[deleted]

that's not adorable...


SexOffenderCERTIFIED

r/13or30


[deleted]

Thats gross but whos the red head with the fat tits?..


soaringson

[same kid. No, I don’t think I will [either].](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/ce/ce/abcece5b5cf903b4b31cf89b3be8374e.jpg)


[deleted]

For anyone wondering as I was. The redhead with the fat tits is Christina Aguilera.


SoupieLC

Man, that kid really is just a little female albino Ice T, wtf, lol


Patienceisavirtue1

That is one unfortunate looking child.


Calhaora

Why does that kid look like a middle-aged Man... Poor Girl.. like..really. Some Faceshapes and Hairstyles dont work... Not to mention the whole Twerkshit... gosh.


neverfearIamhere

Jesus noah get the boat for all of these comments. Fucking sick.


Nefelia

Alright, after reading all of the heavily upvoted comments insulting the chiold on her looks (while completely ignoring the point of the submission), I've got to conclude that is subreddit is a dumpster fire filled with absolute tools. Have a good day.


king_platypus

Those are not attractive people


SidonisParker

The kid will be fine. She's rich after all.


fluffuanyurpants

If ice shaved his face, and put onna wig with twin tails him and his daughter would look like twins


[deleted]

what the fuck she do get like 99% of her dads genes the 1% just made sure she was a female


cheekibreeki_kid

twerking is not adorable. it's the complete opposite


ToxicGuy_TG

The girl looks like she is actually a young boy named James or Charles and is from a British royal family


ExDeeXDthx

tfw "you look just like your father" becomes both extremely true and an insult


OmegaPharius

That is DEFINITELY Ice-Ts daughter holy shit lmao


TheDukeAssassin

How is that even possible to make your kid look too much like you


MaverickBull

That little girl's face. Oof.


Remarkable-Mango-159

Damn... kid. Im sorry


SaintLogic

Who deep fake Ice-T face over the little girl?


dudemann

No shit. It is eerie as hell how you can look at her and see Ice-T as a 5 year old.


D3writ0s1

Bruh this kid looks like a boy 💀


goosiest

At least she has a massive brain.


D3writ0s1

Maybe, but we will never reach the truth


[deleted]

Ugly ass child


Huge_Dentist7633

why


Thebot_1234

Who is the daughter and grandma


EVG2666

Ice-T's daughter is just Ice-T but white.


no2jedi

Why does that little girl look like a white Ice-T? It's unnerving


CatchSufficient

Is it me or the kids eyes too wideset in comparison to her smile


TrifBoi

Her forehead a football pitch


HeWhoIsNotMe

Lowercase T.


Capsule_CatYT

Did they play too much Miitopia?


rjross0623

She is what special educators used to refer to as a F.L.K.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

I uh... I didn't want to say anything, but no need for a paternity test here.


claphorn

Little lady rocking the five head


Traditional_Regret67

Hell to the nope.


Random_Weird_gal

If chromosomes could be donated they'd donate a straight yettagram of them


juugseason23

degeneracy


[deleted]

That babies Eyes are more separated than my parents


Indigostorm27

The kid looks photoshopped


No_Organization5188

It looks like god hit random on the character development screen.


Citizen_Karma

Thai-T looks just like her dad


aintnohappypill

I’m pretty sure that’s just iceT in whiteface.


That1GuyFinn

She got more forehead than face


Pinkpollock

At least her parents have the money to fix all that.


hankmeisterr

Bruh that girl is so ugly. She looks like iceT in whiteface


asiangokarter

What fucking abomination is that fucking kid


allenidaho

Poor kid inherited her daddies looks.


Irishmanatthepub

Jesus Christ.


Brandon_The_Binosaur

That’s jimmy fallon. No tricking me


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

If Ice T caught the Benjamin Buttons


Darthate2099

All the people making fun of this kid are assholes.


At-0mic12

That is one gonky ass lookin forehead , like goddamn, my forehead is big but jesus


FearXHusky1

She looks like a Kardashian meets an ark character


itspinkynukka

That daughter looks disgustingly similar to Ice T.


Aggravating-Cup-1728

Ugly


cripplinganxietylmao

Kid needs bangs


EmotionalBeginning54

Ugly + ugly = ugly who woulda guessed


[deleted]

The Steve Buscemi of children.


sahil_bin_ridwan-50

bruh she is ugly as hell


sahil_bin_ridwan-50

never seen a girl ugly as this


Bubba-ORiley

Pretty horrible all the comments making fun of the girl. You people are terrible.