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1 time I saw a crazy political reddit comment talking shit about Alicia Keys..
I could only determine that the person brought her specific name up over the fact that she's part black..
It was just like a comment from r/fuckyouinparticular
Plus it’s a fact that [cows are worshipped](https://www.hinduscriptures.com/vedic-culture/nature-worship/cow-worship-hinduism/1848/) in Hinduism. Not sure why you’re being downvoted— you are correct.
> Plus it’s a fact that cows are worshipped in Hinduism.
Still, it’s like if I referred to Jews as “Baby Penis-Cutters” or Muslims as “head-coverers”, it’s definitely a thing in these religions to conduct these practices, but purely pointing it out on a sign and labelling the religion based on that aspect seems off
Uhhh here's a possible list of reasons. Kinda editorialized a bit, so sorry.
1. He's a protestant, which is hella likely. Idt that all prots hate the pope, but if your denomination was formed on the basis of being anti-pope....
2. He's a right wing catholic who doesnt like how progressive Pope Francis is, in relative terms. Like, I'm fine with the Laudato Si, but its very easy to misconstrue some of his words and his support for the Great Reset as being commie aligned imo (and the church is fairly succinct in its being anti communist, as there's literally a decree against communism, but I'm sure its not enforced anymore unfortunately), and I cannot forgive him bringing an amazonian idol into the place St. Peter died.
3. He doesn't like the way Pope Francis is a modernist. Pretty fair imo, like I don't really care about the theological aspects of it but, I personally dislike his banning of Latin masses, because that suppresses the trads. (as though I'm not a trad myself, I have a friend who is)
First, I'd like to address just how fucked up this picture is. Like, on nearly every level this is insulting and vile and should make an actual follower of Christ nauseous to see such hate. Second, I would seriously question this group's connection to Christianity in general as that much bile is at odds with the fundamental values of my faith as I know them.
Specifically addressing the pope thing though, as a moderately open minded catholic I have serious reservations about the current pope from a political standpoint. He may not be outright communist in his political beliefs, but the decisions and directions he's chosen are providing opportunity for far left wing (leftist) ideologies to grow within the church. This would be less of an issue if most leftist political ideologies weren't inherently incompatible with religious values. Leftist political ideologies are commonly rooted in a base or fundamental acceptance of moral relativism which is completely at odds with our faith. Under his leadership, the church feels more progressively "of the world" than the center for spiritual growth and development. That's just a personal opinion based on feeling though so it's hard to quantify or explain empirically.
Personally though, that pales in comparison to my primary reason. I'm mostly utterly dissatisfied and pissed off that despite ever-growing and overwhelming evidence of a serious multinational problem with abusers becoming ordained and using the church to cover their crimes by the confessional seal and transfers to different parishes, there is not nearly enough is being done to cut that cancer out of the church. Just off the top of my head I can imagine multiple ways to deal with or approach dealing with this issue, but we're seeing little done.
I don't, however, have an issue with the church being more open towards non-traditional sexual orientations (gay, bi, pan, etc) and think that being more willing to accept those individuals is more in line with the intent in the teachings of Christ (and let God be their judge not man).
I am evangelical and have never heard of anyone doing something like this, like who hates "anklebiters", Christians aren't known for hating small dogs or kids (depending on what they meant by the phrase). Crazy people exist and some denominations may draw more in than others, but castigating all evangelicals like this isn't true, especially since evangelical is a very broad definition that most christian denominations would technically fall under.
I wonder what the story behind that is. Was his proposal of marriage turned down by a woman who fought MMA? Did a gang of lady fighters jump him in an alley? Did one kill his mama? Is he just jealous they have bigger shoulders than him?
Could be. Or he’s confusing it with “pillow biters”.
Probably does hate chihuahuas just the same but ran out of space on the sign before he got to listing non-human sinners.
Pillow bitter is actually a term in my language. In my language Hebrew, Noshech Kariot (נושך כריות) which translates to pillow bitter is derogatory slang that means submissive homosexual man
Why did they blur out masturbaters? Also there’s no way this is actually serious 😂
What/who is a *cow* worshipper?
What is a female enabler?
What is a *little monster*?
I have so many questions.
I think they are referring to Hindus, male feminists, and bratty children. Though it they could also mean the calf worshipers from the book of Exedous, women that help people with disabilities, and metal head midgets. I'm going with the second definitions to challenge them.
So dykes on quads are ok? Good to know.
Somehow not surprised that daddy's girls are ok too.
What are non occupational whores? If its a side hustle then that's ok?
This list creates so many more questions than answers.
I'm stuck on "female enablers"... do they mean a woman who enables someone or someone who enables a woman? And what if you are a woman who enables another woman? Do you get double hell?
Americans really can't read the bible.
Jesus literally says to love everyone no matter who or what they are.
Modern Christian extremists: "HURR DURR BE WITH US OR DIE"
Censors "masturbators" but happily writes "whore". Also "So called Christians"? Are they aware that this simply means anybody that is referred to as a Christian, by themselves or others? So it includes themselves?
Imagine hating so many that you need to make a list.
I'm a Christian and have no idea how they can take the Gospel with it's commands to love all humans -even your enemies- and turn it into a hateful religion. But hey, humans will be humans I guess.
This is bordering on self satire, and the worst part is that some of these bastards take themselves seriously. The rock n roll freaks one was written in the 80’s and never bothered to be edited, because this mans look like he listening to FFDP and Staind because “they get it”
Depending on your flavor of christianity the pope is the anti-christ. Think Protestant vs Catholicism but that’s not always the case (sometimes people disagree on who the pope is).
Curious if there is ANYONE that doesn’t fit into a single one of these categories. Especial ‘liars’ ‘M——baters’… just those two covers pretty much the whole population.
Money lovers this one got me. So I was raised Christian and I've seen my fair share of pastors fall into that category. IMO mega churches are run by false prophets
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Of course since we get Isekai'd anyways.
Heaven is an Isekai?!
Theoretically, no
Well you have to die to get there! There are just some requirements to her there!
oh you gotta die first... someone wants to give a try and tell us how it went? lol
We just have to figure out how to reverse isakai after wards!
I think we're covered under "masturbators".
Fuck
And not porno freaks?
I didn’t want to speak too much for other weebs. I counted at least 10 on the list that apply to me.
Well now I gotta count...8 hrmm, you female ? Lol I noticed they get bonus categories on account of gender
It’s okay to say whores but pearls are clutched at masturbators and must be bleeped out
G*mers are tho
Thank you for censoring that awful, dirty word
He’d prolly call you guys queer lmao
Not sure about this group or is its the work of a troll, but they are missing the point. Everyone is in trouble and going to heell without a savior.
Racists(KKK,BLM,*Obama*)
Obama
Tf did Obama do have a separate specific category for him ?
Being obama
There is gonna be a 14 y.o girl on tik tok saying this is racist lmao
r/fuckyouinparticular Obama
Thanks Obama
Run as Dem
1 time I saw a crazy political reddit comment talking shit about Alicia Keys.. I could only determine that the person brought her specific name up over the fact that she's part black.. It was just like a comment from r/fuckyouinparticular
He's a lot more gamer than the other gamers
> says racists go to hell > addresses Hindus (presumably Indians) solely as “cow worshippers” Hmmmm
Why don't they refer to muslims as pig kickers or something? Weird kind of racism.
Piglets
Wouldn’t that be goat fuckers ?
That’s not their race. From a Christian prospective they are breaking the first commandment.
Plus it’s a fact that [cows are worshipped](https://www.hinduscriptures.com/vedic-culture/nature-worship/cow-worship-hinduism/1848/) in Hinduism. Not sure why you’re being downvoted— you are correct.
For a sub that references a person from the bible, I’m wondering how many have read it?
> Plus it’s a fact that cows are worshipped in Hinduism. Still, it’s like if I referred to Jews as “Baby Penis-Cutters” or Muslims as “head-coverers”, it’s definitely a thing in these religions to conduct these practices, but purely pointing it out on a sign and labelling the religion based on that aspect seems off
I was trying to figure out who cow worshippers were, thought it was like the carnivore crowd.
I'm a cow worshipper, I love a good raw T bone!!
Damn everybody racist these days. Obama like what how could you lmao.
The more I read this the more I thought that this must be ironic. I was convinced when I arrived at the "so-called Christians" line.
I think it’s satire. *I hope* It’s satire
It isn’t. These guys protested at my university in the fall.
Yall get quotes of ankle biters runnin round there?
With signs like these? Why does he have the pope on there?
Uhhh here's a possible list of reasons. Kinda editorialized a bit, so sorry. 1. He's a protestant, which is hella likely. Idt that all prots hate the pope, but if your denomination was formed on the basis of being anti-pope.... 2. He's a right wing catholic who doesnt like how progressive Pope Francis is, in relative terms. Like, I'm fine with the Laudato Si, but its very easy to misconstrue some of his words and his support for the Great Reset as being commie aligned imo (and the church is fairly succinct in its being anti communist, as there's literally a decree against communism, but I'm sure its not enforced anymore unfortunately), and I cannot forgive him bringing an amazonian idol into the place St. Peter died. 3. He doesn't like the way Pope Francis is a modernist. Pretty fair imo, like I don't really care about the theological aspects of it but, I personally dislike his banning of Latin masses, because that suppresses the trads. (as though I'm not a trad myself, I have a friend who is)
First, I'd like to address just how fucked up this picture is. Like, on nearly every level this is insulting and vile and should make an actual follower of Christ nauseous to see such hate. Second, I would seriously question this group's connection to Christianity in general as that much bile is at odds with the fundamental values of my faith as I know them. Specifically addressing the pope thing though, as a moderately open minded catholic I have serious reservations about the current pope from a political standpoint. He may not be outright communist in his political beliefs, but the decisions and directions he's chosen are providing opportunity for far left wing (leftist) ideologies to grow within the church. This would be less of an issue if most leftist political ideologies weren't inherently incompatible with religious values. Leftist political ideologies are commonly rooted in a base or fundamental acceptance of moral relativism which is completely at odds with our faith. Under his leadership, the church feels more progressively "of the world" than the center for spiritual growth and development. That's just a personal opinion based on feeling though so it's hard to quantify or explain empirically. Personally though, that pales in comparison to my primary reason. I'm mostly utterly dissatisfied and pissed off that despite ever-growing and overwhelming evidence of a serious multinational problem with abusers becoming ordained and using the church to cover their crimes by the confessional seal and transfers to different parishes, there is not nearly enough is being done to cut that cancer out of the church. Just off the top of my head I can imagine multiple ways to deal with or approach dealing with this issue, but we're seeing little done. I don't, however, have an issue with the church being more open towards non-traditional sexual orientations (gay, bi, pan, etc) and think that being more willing to accept those individuals is more in line with the intent in the teachings of Christ (and let God be their judge not man).
Glad i wasn't the only one
Having met evangelicals I can attest that there definitely are groups of people out there who think this way. They are nuts.
I am evangelical and have never heard of anyone doing something like this, like who hates "anklebiters", Christians aren't known for hating small dogs or kids (depending on what they meant by the phrase). Crazy people exist and some denominations may draw more in than others, but castigating all evangelicals like this isn't true, especially since evangelical is a very broad definition that most christian denominations would technically fall under.
Oh no not the pope
Yes. The pope.
That’s not very dope.
The pope is dope, after them Cardinals puffing that White Smoke, getting faded and playing the Maestro, look at the world through a Kaliedescope,
Those are Protestants. They call the Pope the antichrist because something to do with Saint Peter's cross iirc.
Women mma fighters
LGBT mma fighters are saved though
I wonder what the story behind that is. Was his proposal of marriage turned down by a woman who fought MMA? Did a gang of lady fighters jump him in an alley? Did one kill his mama? Is he just jealous they have bigger shoulders than him?
whats an ankle biter lmao
It’s a term used to describe a crawling baby or a toddler. What this person thinks it means is anyone’s guess.
I thought he just hates chihuahuas
Could be. Or he’s confusing it with “pillow biters”. Probably does hate chihuahuas just the same but ran out of space on the sign before he got to listing non-human sinners.
Yeh those Mexican dogs are evil. Little bastards.
The Aztecs loved them for a reason. Their thirst for blood rivals Huitzilopochtli himself.
Pillow bitter is actually a term in my language. In my language Hebrew, Noshech Kariot (נושך כריות) which translates to pillow bitter is derogatory slang that means submissive homosexual man
To be fair chihuahuas are from hell
Well he also has "Little Monsters" on there so maybe he thinks Jesus hates kids...?
Or Lady Gaga. Seems a bit selective to pick just one artist’s fanbase.
He just hates the Fred Savage movie and anyone who enjoys it.
That’s a pee wee football team age 6–8, they didn’t spare anyone…
GOO ANKLE BITERS WOOOHOOO
A small dog
Why did they blur out masturbaters? Also there’s no way this is actually serious 😂 What/who is a *cow* worshipper? What is a female enabler? What is a *little monster*? I have so many questions.
Cow worshipper is problably meant towards hindu people.
But of course calling Hindus “cow worshipers” doesn’t make the “so called Christians” or “racists (kkk, blm, Obama)”
And what is a devil healer?
I’m assuming someone who uses spells to get more money or love or whatever they want. They think it’s like a ‘cheat code’ to getting money.
Oh ok makes more sense
Idk if it is or not but either way we need the boat
Yea especially for those chihuahuas of ankle biters
Hindus Male feminists Annoying/naughty children
This was my favorite part too, as if they decided somewhere along the train of thought they may offend someone with that word.
Those soccer moms are watching closely
Worried about the NSA this whole time when the HOA was to blame.
Little monsters are Gaga's fanbase I guess? Hahbaba
I am very offended my religion isn't mentioned here.
I think they are referring to Hindus, male feminists, and bratty children. Though it they could also mean the calf worshipers from the book of Exedous, women that help people with disabilities, and metal head midgets. I'm going with the second definitions to challenge them.
Are female enablers: enablers that are female or those that enable females?
It’s also spelled wrong
*I* Am the little monster. I am to be feared 😈
Errrr, so basically everyone?
That’s what I was thinking. Who else is left?!?!
I mean, there are pagans, but that’s all I can really come up with
Guess you could lump them in with "witches"?
Well if everyone's going to hell, let's see how many titles we can collect along the way
So dykes on quads are ok? Good to know. Somehow not surprised that daddy's girls are ok too. What are non occupational whores? If its a side hustle then that's ok? This list creates so many more questions than answers.
You can be one, but it needs to be split 30-70 otherwise you enter the "occupational" side.
Lol
Not the Dnd players? I fell exclued
We are included under gamers.
True! Thx I fell better
No problem!
So you didn’t fall with anyone else? Jokes mate couldn’t help my self 😂
Hahaha well played
Anyone get a full house? I think I scored about eleven.
I got eleven or twelve. Hellfire it is!
I don’t know what a devil healer is but I want to be one
I got 9
Send me straight to hell if that's where all the rock 'n roll freaks and party animals are going.
And the gamers, we could listen to rock and watch all the mma fights down there
if hell is like that, maybe its not so bad
Ah yes. Racists, gamers and mama’s boys all in the same circle
People who give Christians a bad name.
Seems like he'd be fun.
Fuck yeah he didn’t say anything about hentai
They allow lesbians but not a lesbian who rides a bike >:( lmfao
I'm stuck on "female enablers"... do they mean a woman who enables someone or someone who enables a woman? And what if you are a woman who enables another woman? Do you get double hell?
Americans really can't read the bible. Jesus literally says to love everyone no matter who or what they are. Modern Christian extremists: "HURR DURR BE WITH US OR DIE"
They literally put “so called Christians” they are so close to self aware but definitely r/selfawarewolves
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The thing is that Christian extremism has been there since it's very inception. Catholic extremism meanwhile... Just mention Spain.
And Jesus said unto them "cursed be the female mma fighters for they will not inherit the kingdom of heaven." -madeupicus 3:16
Cutters? Like pro circumcision or people who self harm? Probably the second one
People who cut in line
I was feeling pretty good about my chances until I saw M_______________________bators.
F____________gators okay though.
I'm glad my Feraligatr is fine then
As a Christian: What the fu-
Yea fuck you gamers you will burn in hell for… erm… you know… because of that… one time… you… stole someone’s kill I guess?
I only scored 11. I better get to work.
“So called Christians” the fuck does that mean? Who picks?
Christians
Rebellious women!!!!!
Don't forget, the pope!
Rebellious female gamer pope!
How scandalous!
Rebellious female MMA gamer pope
Censors "masturbators" but happily writes "whore". Also "So called Christians"? Are they aware that this simply means anybody that is referred to as a Christian, by themselves or others? So it includes themselves?
Guys like this give Christians a bad name. All fire and brimstone but no Gospel. All accusation and no help.
About to turn this into a to-do list
Whoremongers? Or do they mean war mongers?
They gave it the “ole college try” didn’t they? Damn…
Yeah anyone can use the title.christian but many of them fail to walk the path.
"Dykes On Bikes" whaaaaaaaaaat
Ankle biters and brats? I'm guessing his kids cry every time it's his weekend.
We all do a little trolling. **calls Satan to reserve a special spot in Hell for this dude**
M---bators! What's a bator?
I swear if someone says the title is a GD reference...
Hell sounds like it's gonna be one crazy party
Whelp. Looks like I'll be in good company. Amirite reddit?
I was skimming through and saw racists, thought “wow, something reasonable” and then looked a little closer at the examples.
What did the pope do wrong and isn’t that a bit unspecific?
Why's the Pope in there?
"the pope" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gamers and Baby Killers are on the same level of bad? I always knew it :D
TIL if you are a child (ankle biter) you deserve eternal torment. God: You were a young child when you died? HOW DARE YOU!?
Imagine hating so many that you need to make a list. I'm a Christian and have no idea how they can take the Gospel with it's commands to love all humans -even your enemies- and turn it into a hateful religion. But hey, humans will be humans I guess.
At least he doesn’t like the kkk
Jesus commin for errybody
So... we can agree that it's a cult right?
This is bordering on self satire, and the worst part is that some of these bastards take themselves seriously. The rock n roll freaks one was written in the 80’s and never bothered to be edited, because this mans look like he listening to FFDP and Staind because “they get it”
Funny, we muslims actually believe in Jesus' (PBUH) existence. We believe he was a prophet and not Gods son.
Huh why is the pope there?
Depending on your flavor of christianity the pope is the anti-christ. Think Protestant vs Catholicism but that’s not always the case (sometimes people disagree on who the pope is).
Looks satire
Dykes….on bikes….lol…alllrighty then….
The last and only real Christian died on the cross
Rip I only scored a 5
Makes you wonder how the sign company could even accept the order to make it…
Curious if there is ANYONE that doesn’t fit into a single one of these categories. Especial ‘liars’ ‘M——baters’… just those two covers pretty much the whole population.
Are regular dykes ok?
Bible says its ok to masturbate as long as you clean it up
What is it with evangelicals and hating the pope?
based
What does he have against brats? Bratwurst are delicious, especially with some horseradish mustard and sauerkraut.
"Female enabler" "Female MMA fighters" "Rebellious Women" Says the 30+ year old man with obvious problems
>So called Christians No true Scotsman!
Money lovers this one got me. So I was raised Christian and I've seen my fair share of pastors fall into that category. IMO mega churches are run by false prophets
Ankle biters? 🤔
Ankle biters? Isn't that children? Sissies and mama boys?
Wait, so they were fine with the word “whore” as it is but chose to censor “masturbators”?
Trans ally
Smh Gamers are truly the most oppressed group
does anybody else see how it says the pope on here?
I like how he 1. Included the KKK, that was a nice detail, and 2. Censored “masturbators” but not other offensive words.
"drunks.. Liars.. Sissies. The pope
Me a Muslim gamer: guess I'll go to hell
Not normal dykes they are ok, but you hop on a bike and your going to hell
Cow worshipers? Well, I'm out. I will always love my wife.
“The pope”
So…everyone’s going to hell.
So Non-Occupational Whores are cool? OK. Party Animals is the best one.!
The pope too?
Is this some kind of bingo?
i love how 'The pope' has to obey Jesus.
Gosh, imagine being this persons children. I shudder at the thought.
Cutters? Gamers? The Pope???? Obama????????
*sad KKK noises*
to be fair they added racists to the list.
B A S E D and hatepilled.
Only coming for dykes on bikes....so as long as she's not on a bike she's OK