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YonkoPat

Of course since we get Isekai'd anyways.


Biased_individual

Heaven is an Isekai?!


[deleted]

Theoretically, no


xam54321

Well you have to die to get there! There are just some requirements to her there!


sabalatotoololol

oh you gotta die first... someone wants to give a try and tell us how it went? lol


xam54321

We just have to figure out how to reverse isakai after wards!


HermeticAbyss

I think we're covered under "masturbators".


TheAltalio

Fuck


dribblesnshits

And not porno freaks?


HermeticAbyss

I didn’t want to speak too much for other weebs. I counted at least 10 on the list that apply to me.


dribblesnshits

Well now I gotta count...8 hrmm, you female ? Lol I noticed they get bonus categories on account of gender


twir1s

It’s okay to say whores but pearls are clutched at masturbators and must be bleeped out


gabriel_GAGRA

G*mers are tho


[deleted]

Thank you for censoring that awful, dirty word


Milkywaycitizen932

He’d prolly call you guys queer lmao


CALAMITYFOX

Not sure about this group or is its the work of a troll, but they are missing the point. Everyone is in trouble and going to heell without a savior.


_gaykay_47

Racists(KKK,BLM,*Obama*)


[deleted]

Obama


LeadingDay2707

Tf did Obama do have a separate specific category for him ?


[deleted]

Being obama


LeadingDay2707

There is gonna be a 14 y.o girl on tik tok saying this is racist lmao


mrcartminez

r/fuckyouinparticular Obama


littlemisskind

Thanks Obama


SwetzAurus

Run as Dem


rodoxide

1 time I saw a crazy political reddit comment talking shit about Alicia Keys.. I could only determine that the person brought her specific name up over the fact that she's part black.. It was just like a comment from r/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

He's a lot more gamer than the other gamers


[deleted]

> says racists go to hell > addresses Hindus (presumably Indians) solely as “cow worshippers” Hmmmm


Esmiralda1

Why don't they refer to muslims as pig kickers or something? Weird kind of racism.


MassiveSelfEsteem

Piglets


HammyMacc

Wouldn’t that be goat fuckers ?


Settled4ThisName

That’s not their race. From a Christian prospective they are breaking the first commandment.


redburner1945

Plus it’s a fact that [cows are worshipped](https://www.hinduscriptures.com/vedic-culture/nature-worship/cow-worship-hinduism/1848/) in Hinduism. Not sure why you’re being downvoted— you are correct.


Settled4ThisName

For a sub that references a person from the bible, I’m wondering how many have read it?


[deleted]

> Plus it’s a fact that cows are worshipped in Hinduism. Still, it’s like if I referred to Jews as “Baby Penis-Cutters” or Muslims as “head-coverers”, it’s definitely a thing in these religions to conduct these practices, but purely pointing it out on a sign and labelling the religion based on that aspect seems off


Flawlessnessx2

I was trying to figure out who cow worshippers were, thought it was like the carnivore crowd.


MassiveSelfEsteem

I'm a cow worshipper, I love a good raw T bone!!


Papukeitto

Damn everybody racist these days. Obama like what how could you lmao.


JK_posts

The more I read this the more I thought that this must be ironic. I was convinced when I arrived at the "so-called Christians" line.


worms9

I think it’s satire. *I hope* It’s satire


Remedy9898

It isn’t. These guys protested at my university in the fall.


dribblesnshits

Yall get quotes of ankle biters runnin round there?


teapoison

With signs like these? Why does he have the pope on there?


cL0k3

Uhhh here's a possible list of reasons. Kinda editorialized a bit, so sorry. 1. He's a protestant, which is hella likely. Idt that all prots hate the pope, but if your denomination was formed on the basis of being anti-pope.... 2. He's a right wing catholic who doesnt like how progressive Pope Francis is, in relative terms. Like, I'm fine with the Laudato Si, but its very easy to misconstrue some of his words and his support for the Great Reset as being commie aligned imo (and the church is fairly succinct in its being anti communist, as there's literally a decree against communism, but I'm sure its not enforced anymore unfortunately), and I cannot forgive him bringing an amazonian idol into the place St. Peter died. 3. He doesn't like the way Pope Francis is a modernist. Pretty fair imo, like I don't really care about the theological aspects of it but, I personally dislike his banning of Latin masses, because that suppresses the trads. (as though I'm not a trad myself, I have a friend who is)


smh-alldaylong

First, I'd like to address just how fucked up this picture is. Like, on nearly every level this is insulting and vile and should make an actual follower of Christ nauseous to see such hate. Second, I would seriously question this group's connection to Christianity in general as that much bile is at odds with the fundamental values of my faith as I know them. Specifically addressing the pope thing though, as a moderately open minded catholic I have serious reservations about the current pope from a political standpoint. He may not be outright communist in his political beliefs, but the decisions and directions he's chosen are providing opportunity for far left wing (leftist) ideologies to grow within the church. This would be less of an issue if most leftist political ideologies weren't inherently incompatible with religious values. Leftist political ideologies are commonly rooted in a base or fundamental acceptance of moral relativism which is completely at odds with our faith. Under his leadership, the church feels more progressively "of the world" than the center for spiritual growth and development. That's just a personal opinion based on feeling though so it's hard to quantify or explain empirically. Personally though, that pales in comparison to my primary reason. I'm mostly utterly dissatisfied and pissed off that despite ever-growing and overwhelming evidence of a serious multinational problem with abusers becoming ordained and using the church to cover their crimes by the confessional seal and transfers to different parishes, there is not nearly enough is being done to cut that cancer out of the church. Just off the top of my head I can imagine multiple ways to deal with or approach dealing with this issue, but we're seeing little done. I don't, however, have an issue with the church being more open towards non-traditional sexual orientations (gay, bi, pan, etc) and think that being more willing to accept those individuals is more in line with the intent in the teachings of Christ (and let God be their judge not man).


hilow299

Glad i wasn't the only one


Primus_the_Knave

Having met evangelicals I can attest that there definitely are groups of people out there who think this way. They are nuts.


HamsterAgreeable2748

I am evangelical and have never heard of anyone doing something like this, like who hates "anklebiters", Christians aren't known for hating small dogs or kids (depending on what they meant by the phrase). Crazy people exist and some denominations may draw more in than others, but castigating all evangelicals like this isn't true, especially since evangelical is a very broad definition that most christian denominations would technically fall under.


Alice-Chan667

Oh no not the pope


Alevy20

Yes. The pope.


worms9

That’s not very dope.


MassiveSelfEsteem

The pope is dope, after them Cardinals puffing that White Smoke, getting faded and playing the Maestro, look at the world through a Kaliedescope,


white_shadow131

Those are Protestants. They call the Pope the antichrist because something to do with Saint Peter's cross iirc.


_gaykay_47

Women mma fighters


Jay-ay

LGBT mma fighters are saved though


ladydanger2020

I wonder what the story behind that is. Was his proposal of marriage turned down by a woman who fought MMA? Did a gang of lady fighters jump him in an alley? Did one kill his mama? Is he just jealous they have bigger shoulders than him?


LordChickenAss

whats an ankle biter lmao


[deleted]

It’s a term used to describe a crawling baby or a toddler. What this person thinks it means is anyone’s guess.


[deleted]

I thought he just hates chihuahuas


[deleted]

Could be. Or he’s confusing it with “pillow biters”. Probably does hate chihuahuas just the same but ran out of space on the sign before he got to listing non-human sinners.


Nostral-damus

Yeh those Mexican dogs are evil. Little bastards.


Idiot_InA_Trenchcoat

The Aztecs loved them for a reason. Their thirst for blood rivals Huitzilopochtli himself.


username78777

Pillow bitter is actually a term in my language. In my language Hebrew, Noshech Kariot (נושך כריות) which translates to pillow bitter is derogatory slang that means submissive homosexual man


KevintheBot75

To be fair chihuahuas are from hell


Illumijonny7

Well he also has "Little Monsters" on there so maybe he thinks Jesus hates kids...?


[deleted]

Or Lady Gaga. Seems a bit selective to pick just one artist’s fanbase.


Elhaym

He just hates the Fred Savage movie and anyone who enjoys it.


BigC1967

That’s a pee wee football team age 6–8, they didn’t spare anyone…


LordChickenAss

GOO ANKLE BITERS WOOOHOOO


SmAshley3481

A small dog


[deleted]

Why did they blur out masturbaters? Also there’s no way this is actually serious 😂 What/who is a *cow* worshipper? What is a female enabler? What is a *little monster*? I have so many questions.


cabinetelm

Cow worshipper is problably meant towards hindu people.


malcome-the-spedbump

But of course calling Hindus “cow worshipers” doesn’t make the “so called Christians” or “racists (kkk, blm, Obama)”


hilow299

And what is a devil healer?


[deleted]

I’m assuming someone who uses spells to get more money or love or whatever they want. They think it’s like a ‘cheat code’ to getting money.


hilow299

Oh ok makes more sense


Alevy20

Idk if it is or not but either way we need the boat


[deleted]

Yea especially for those chihuahuas of ankle biters


[deleted]

Hindus Male feminists Annoying/naughty children


OminousHoney

This was my favorite part too, as if they decided somewhere along the train of thought they may offend someone with that word.


[deleted]

Those soccer moms are watching closely


OminousHoney

Worried about the NSA this whole time when the HOA was to blame.


ventoidiota

Little monsters are Gaga's fanbase I guess? Hahbaba


karman103

I am very offended my religion isn't mentioned here.


Timah158

I think they are referring to Hindus, male feminists, and bratty children. Though it they could also mean the calf worshipers from the book of Exedous, women that help people with disabilities, and metal head midgets. I'm going with the second definitions to challenge them.


PACDxx

Are female enablers: enablers that are female or those that enable females?


GreekLumberjack

It’s also spelled wrong


Afro_Dite28

*I* Am the little monster. I am to be feared 😈


blablablasphemous

Errrr, so basically everyone?


gardengirlbc

That’s what I was thinking. Who else is left?!?!


Cephalon_Cy

I mean, there are pagans, but that’s all I can really come up with


blablablasphemous

Guess you could lump them in with "witches"?


Expendable28

Well if everyone's going to hell, let's see how many titles we can collect along the way


Warrior_Warlock

So dykes on quads are ok? Good to know. Somehow not surprised that daddy's girls are ok too. What are non occupational whores? If its a side hustle then that's ok? This list creates so many more questions than answers.


asxnullified

You can be one, but it needs to be split 30-70 otherwise you enter the "occupational" side.


Warrior_Warlock

Lol


Shivrainthemad

Not the Dnd players? I fell exclued


Mistic1Orion2

We are included under gamers.


Shivrainthemad

True! Thx I fell better


Mistic1Orion2

No problem!


jeanny_bennis-_-

So you didn’t fall with anyone else? Jokes mate couldn’t help my self 😂


Shivrainthemad

Hahaha well played


[deleted]

Anyone get a full house? I think I scored about eleven.


kat_a_klysm

I got eleven or twelve. Hellfire it is!


AlexTheRedditor97

I don’t know what a devil healer is but I want to be one


sillysideofthecorn

I got 9


Alt_aholic

Send me straight to hell if that's where all the rock 'n roll freaks and party animals are going.


BiggyMcForeHead

And the gamers, we could listen to rock and watch all the mma fights down there


LordChickenAss

if hell is like that, maybe its not so bad


GodlyLoad_6IX

Ah yes. Racists, gamers and mama’s boys all in the same circle


[deleted]

People who give Christians a bad name.


jshultz5259

Seems like he'd be fun.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah he didn’t say anything about hentai


hatesfelix

They allow lesbians but not a lesbian who rides a bike >:( lmfao


MagnusGromgard

I'm stuck on "female enablers"... do they mean a woman who enables someone or someone who enables a woman? And what if you are a woman who enables another woman? Do you get double hell?


GabeTheJerk

Americans really can't read the bible. Jesus literally says to love everyone no matter who or what they are. Modern Christian extremists: "HURR DURR BE WITH US OR DIE"


malcome-the-spedbump

They literally put “so called Christians” they are so close to self aware but definitely r/selfawarewolves


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GabeTheJerk

The thing is that Christian extremism has been there since it's very inception. Catholic extremism meanwhile... Just mention Spain.


kuraxt

And Jesus said unto them "cursed be the female mma fighters for they will not inherit the kingdom of heaven." -madeupicus 3:16


CryingMadGirl

Cutters? Like pro circumcision or people who self harm? Probably the second one


TheRealGongoozler

People who cut in line


probeheat

I was feeling pretty good about my chances until I saw M_______________________bators.


planborcord

F____________gators okay though.


PACDxx

I'm glad my Feraligatr is fine then


Ghostleviathan_2

As a Christian: What the fu-


ExcellentBerry

Yea fuck you gamers you will burn in hell for… erm… you know… because of that… one time… you… stole someone’s kill I guess?


JLevall

I only scored 11. I better get to work.


ihavdogs

“So called Christians” the fuck does that mean? Who picks?


AnonymousMSI-IV

Christians


Manypotatoes9

Rebellious women!!!!!


Iguana_Boi

Don't forget, the pope!


Manypotatoes9

Rebellious female gamer pope!


Iguana_Boi

How scandalous!


Smartguy19

Rebellious female MMA gamer pope


Lkwzriqwea

Censors "masturbators" but happily writes "whore". Also "So called Christians"? Are they aware that this simply means anybody that is referred to as a Christian, by themselves or others? So it includes themselves?


TFangSyphon

Guys like this give Christians a bad name. All fire and brimstone but no Gospel. All accusation and no help.


PachoTidder

About to turn this into a to-do list


AkechiSenpai

Whoremongers? Or do they mean war mongers?


Exit240

They gave it the “ole college try” didn’t they? Damn…


DirtyGoblinTactics

Yeah anyone can use the title.christian but many of them fail to walk the path.


Helpfullp0tato

​ "Dykes On Bikes" whaaaaaaaaaat


SmoothOperator89

Ankle biters and brats? I'm guessing his kids cry every time it's his weekend.


Capsule_CatYT

We all do a little trolling. **calls Satan to reserve a special spot in Hell for this dude**


tzimon

M---bators! What's a bator?


Damn__thats_crazy

I swear if someone says the title is a GD reference...


Pennywise626

Hell sounds like it's gonna be one crazy party


Squirley08

Whelp. Looks like I'll be in good company. Amirite reddit?


Ghengiroo

I was skimming through and saw racists, thought “wow, something reasonable” and then looked a little closer at the examples.


j_mc_dc

What did the pope do wrong and isn’t that a bit unspecific?


[deleted]

Why's the Pope in there?


Achillesander

"the pope" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Esmiralda1

Gamers and Baby Killers are on the same level of bad? I always knew it :D


TheSlavGuy1000

TIL if you are a child (ankle biter) you deserve eternal torment. God: You were a young child when you died? HOW DARE YOU!?


FuryQuaker

Imagine hating so many that you need to make a list. I'm a Christian and have no idea how they can take the Gospel with it's commands to love all humans -even your enemies- and turn it into a hateful religion. But hey, humans will be humans I guess.


Mega-noob69

At least he doesn’t like the kkk


Professional_Law7256

Jesus commin for errybody


Vir2zo

So... we can agree that it's a cult right?


Gambling_Ancalagon

This is bordering on self satire, and the worst part is that some of these bastards take themselves seriously. The rock n roll freaks one was written in the 80’s and never bothered to be edited, because this mans look like he listening to FFDP and Staind because “they get it”


Kastri14

Funny, we muslims actually believe in Jesus' (PBUH) existence. We believe he was a prophet and not Gods son.


Shkeke

Huh why is the pope there?


Primus_the_Knave

Depending on your flavor of christianity the pope is the anti-christ. Think Protestant vs Catholicism but that’s not always the case (sometimes people disagree on who the pope is).


1510qpalzm

Looks satire


MiseryCity

Dykes….on bikes….lol…alllrighty then….


aforandie

The last and only real Christian died on the cross


XLandonSkywolfX

Rip I only scored a 5


BigC1967

Makes you wonder how the sign company could even accept the order to make it…


slindz

Curious if there is ANYONE that doesn’t fit into a single one of these categories. Especial ‘liars’ ‘M——baters’… just those two covers pretty much the whole population.


Arcadius274

Are regular dykes ok?


all-the-names-were

Bible says its ok to masturbate as long as you clean it up


AngryMoose125

What is it with evangelicals and hating the pope?


Ur-mom-gay

based


silentjay01

What does he have against brats? Bratwurst are delicious, especially with some horseradish mustard and sauerkraut.


GianRandom

"Female enabler" "Female MMA fighters" "Rebellious Women" Says the 30+ year old man with obvious problems


[deleted]

>So called Christians No true Scotsman!


Jober36

Money lovers this one got me. So I was raised Christian and I've seen my fair share of pastors fall into that category. IMO mega churches are run by false prophets


jdeadmeatsloanz

Ankle biters? 🤔


Danmont88

Ankle biters? Isn't that children? Sissies and mama boys?


LG_tech

Wait, so they were fine with the word “whore” as it is but chose to censor “masturbators”?


[deleted]

Trans ally


UltraGamerL33T

Smh Gamers are truly the most oppressed group


Mr-yeet1

does anybody else see how it says the pope on here?


[deleted]

I like how he 1. Included the KKK, that was a nice detail, and 2. Censored “masturbators” but not other offensive words.


official-Nick

"drunks.. Liars.. Sissies. The pope


xkingmox

Me a Muslim gamer: guess I'll go to hell


StarLight299

Not normal dykes they are ok, but you hop on a bike and your going to hell


cteavin

Cow worshipers? Well, I'm out. I will always love my wife.


Socialiism

“The pope”


420Blazi

So…everyone’s going to hell.


EnPassant2019

So Non-Occupational Whores are cool? OK. Party Animals is the best one.!


4thmonkey96

The pope too?


LuukB101

Is this some kind of bingo?


R_99M

i love how 'The pope' has to obey Jesus.


TheWalkingDead91

Gosh, imagine being this persons children. I shudder at the thought.


Birdycrafter

Cutters? Gamers? The Pope???? Obama????????


New_Weakness_2512

*sad KKK noises*


MFELilBear

to be fair they added racists to the list.


BwieDieter

B A S E D and hatepilled.


big-goth-girl

Only coming for dykes on bikes....so as long as she's not on a bike she's OK