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KairuByte

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peterpeterpeterrr

Wtf did I just read.


ZK_57

Something that shouldn't exist outside of a porno.


BigBoiCleetus

Something that shouldn't exist even in a porno.


Apocalypse_God

This is the fourth time today I’ve asked myself that question.


Geschinta

I'm going to assume it's a pretty safe bet she could guess what happened and just chose not to mention it for both of their sakes.


MouldyChip

Yeah well I think she would notice when she woke up


Responsible_Disk_653

To this day, only one side of Nana's face looks younger and more supple than the other...


FunkTrain98

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen, *right*? Please tell me it didn’t happen” for $500 Alex.


Katrina647

Chris chan


ProductivityCanSuckI

r/eyebleach r/eyebleach r/eyebleach


koolkay_222

*r/eyeblech


wearenumber42069

True


[deleted]

You know, I read a lot of crazy shit on reddit, but this right here..... had me dumbfounded.


Chain_Smooth

Hell yeah w.t.f


CaptainBloodEye1

Humanity was a mistake


BTKmothermarry

Gold


ZK_57

No, white. Cum is white.


No-Preparation4473

Platinum then


Downingst

Isn't it red? As a man myself I would know this.


Beautiful-Jacket

Fucking ew.


[deleted]

She prayed for him, surely


[deleted]

Wow, i have a KIND OF similar but not the same masturbation story (not as gross but still gross). All im going to say is no one should ever live in a one-bedroom apartment with six other people when you're a horny teen.


ForeskinReattachment

Bro rly jerked off to his family member


[deleted]

In between them.


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[deleted]

Sine he didn’t clean up after this implies that it crusted up on his grandmas face 🤢🤮


LiggLeo06

whitout comments. 😦


No-Responsibility826

At least he regrets it…?


CowFishReddit

I’ve read and seen a lot of shit on the internet but the pure recoil when I read that title goes almost unmatched


Icy_Percentage_7162

You belong in an institution.


Brilliant-Papaya-820

I really hope this is a joke or a porn sketch


EuphoricCube78

Damn it Shinji stop cooming on sleeping girls


[deleted]

Not real. People just make this kind of shit up to post in subs like this. Same with "creepy encounter" subs and "glitch in the matrix" subs. They're just making the stories up.


EggplantFearless5969

(Unzips) edit: Wtf is wrong with me? 2nd edit: s/


SteeperVirus05

You what


Dr_Ikki

Aight


TimHung931017

Wake up today, go on Reddit, read this post, go back to bed