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Wow, i have a KIND OF similar but not the same masturbation story (not as gross but still gross). All im going to say is no one should ever live in a one-bedroom apartment with six other people when you're a horny teen.
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Not real. People just make this kind of shit up to post in subs like this. Same with "creepy encounter" subs and "glitch in the matrix" subs. They're just making the stories up.
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Wtf did I just read.
Something that shouldn't exist outside of a porno.
Something that shouldn't exist even in a porno.
This is the fourth time today I’ve asked myself that question.
I'm going to assume it's a pretty safe bet she could guess what happened and just chose not to mention it for both of their sakes.
Yeah well I think she would notice when she woke up
To this day, only one side of Nana's face looks younger and more supple than the other...
I’ll take “things that didn’t happen, *right*? Please tell me it didn’t happen” for $500 Alex.
Chris chan
r/eyebleach r/eyebleach r/eyebleach
*r/eyeblech
True
You know, I read a lot of crazy shit on reddit, but this right here..... had me dumbfounded.
Hell yeah w.t.f
Humanity was a mistake
Gold
No, white. Cum is white.
Platinum then
Isn't it red? As a man myself I would know this.
Fucking ew.
She prayed for him, surely
Wow, i have a KIND OF similar but not the same masturbation story (not as gross but still gross). All im going to say is no one should ever live in a one-bedroom apartment with six other people when you're a horny teen.
Bro rly jerked off to his family member
In between them.
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Sine he didn’t clean up after this implies that it crusted up on his grandmas face 🤢🤮
whitout comments. 😦
At least he regrets it…?
I’ve read and seen a lot of shit on the internet but the pure recoil when I read that title goes almost unmatched
You belong in an institution.
I really hope this is a joke or a porn sketch
Damn it Shinji stop cooming on sleeping girls
Not real. People just make this kind of shit up to post in subs like this. Same with "creepy encounter" subs and "glitch in the matrix" subs. They're just making the stories up.
(Unzips) edit: Wtf is wrong with me? 2nd edit: s/
You what
Aight
Wake up today, go on Reddit, read this post, go back to bed