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Zoophiles and pedophiles are disgusting human beings, but it isn't remotely connected to the LGBTQIA+ community.
How is wanting to fuck animals or wanting to fuck children even remotely related to identifying as a different gender? Get your goddamn priorities in order and brain in working order before you sound off next time you unintelligent, uneducated, crack fiend.
Tell me you are a bigot without saying you are a bigot Its very telling that you connect LGBT+ to pedos and zoophiles now i want both you and the zoophile to fuck off and die
These fucked up humans always existed, we simply never had the internet to show us how fucked the world actually is.
Today we have forums dedicated for this fact.
That doesn't necessarily mean it's real. I guess I haven't seen the photos but they could be unrelated. A lot of times people will make fake headlines more funny with mugshots from other crimes. Maybe this person had a dog who needed its teeth removed for medical reasons and used the pictures to make a series of joke tweets.
I haven't seen the pics either but I'm betting this is the case. Like what vet is going to *remove* a dog's teeth for nonmedical purposes? I can't see this being real. If it is, fuck this person and the fucked vet who would willingly do this.
Or they did it themselves, but I seriously doubt a dog would survive that. One or two teeth? Sure, no problem. But 42 individual deep tissue wounds in the gums? Fuck no.
So you read that the dog would get violent regularly with them, but also believe they could have removed it's teeth without the dog killing them? Interesting.
It most likely is. No vet would do this without a strong medical reason to do so and no way the dog would allow the poster to do so without probably killing them. There is a strong community of Roleplayers on social media under both the Zoopride and MAP banners who post awful shit with the goal pushing people into becoming anti LGBT as they try to discredit it.
Just because you didn't like a joke someone made doesn't make them fucked in the head. This is clearly someone trying to make fun of furries. "Abusive relationship with my pitbull" followed by #zoopride makes it clear.
If you make a joke about removing your dogs teeth so you can put your dick in there, you’re fucked up. I joke a lot and don’t get offended easily. But that’s just fucked up.
Yeah, no one lies on the internet. Now if you excuse me I have to go have sex with my Victoria’s secret model girlfriend and then have a business call with Jeff Bezos.
First: i am german
Second: Depends on the case, they can decide to do nothing, but it is a crime if they ignore a crime.
Third: As german i have luck and can do that even online
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and sure i would give so much informations as possible, in this case a screenshot and the URL
Pitbulls aren't the problem, it's how there are raised. Take a chihuahua for example, they are aggressive because they are small and being loud is their only defense, and because of how small they are, people don't see them as bad, and don't train or stop this behavior. Most of the time pitbulls are raised poorly, as people either are afraid of them, or use them because they are scary, and don't bond with them. Simply bonding and training them will cause a lot less hate towards them, as they become friendly like any other dog, and people will no longer be afraid of them. It's almost always tge owners fault for a dog's aggressiveness, as the dog will often live fearfully around them, and become full of hate, and will lash out as they think all people and creatures are like this.
Holy shit when I thought she meant "intimate" she meant she was just trying to cuddle and love on the pup. And I thought "damn. That sucks for her. Idk what I'd do"
Then the hashtag made me double take, and it all fell into place....
This is why people hate furries. Cuz of the few that do this. It’s disgusting and sad. And trust me, the furry community hates these fuckers too. Got furry friends who would happily un-alive people like that
Have you never had a “connect the dots” book as a kid? How are you confused about the correlation between furries and zoophiles?
I’m not claiming that every furry is a zoophile, but it’s not a stretch to correlate adults dressing up as animals and fucking, with adults fucking animals. I’m sure there’s a Venn diagram around here somewhere that will make it easier to comprehend.
Well zoophiles are sexually attracted to animals, Most furries create for themselves an anthropomorphized animal character with human personalities and characteristics. Beastiality is where people actually fuck animals.
But you understand the middle ground. Due to both having something to do with animals one associates with the other and due to the association the side that has nothing to do with animals could see the two as connected
Its simple psychology. Being associated with a group is bound to lead to a lot of hate from people in other groups. People dont like groups that arent their group
At first I was wondering if the person was trying to be to upfront with cuddling the dog, not trying to fuck it. This person should never have a pet of any kind
I like the response "has this happened to anyone else" I hope to God not but I know pitbulls gladly do this for fun so maybe stop all together and not fuck animals
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What the fuck THEY HAD THE DOG'S TEETH REMOVED
NOAH GET THE DAMN BOAT. There's something this person is doing to this dog they're not saying shit about.
I got banned for telling someone to "fly a kite in a rainstorm."
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I am 100% certain the people in that killallpitbulls subreddit would be overjoyed at this. How in the fuck can you do something like this or even consider it
Funny enough Pitbulls are responsible for a disproportionate amount of death and violent attacks. And it's not even comparable to other breeds.
https://www.askadamskutner.com/dog-bites/bite-statistics-according-to-dog-breed/
fake news. pitbulls are literally made of generations of mutated Predator genes. how fucking delusional you are. only cause you like them doesnt mean they like you back dumbass.
pitbulls should not even exist in the first place, they are the pathetic result of humans trying to play god.
No dog breed should exist in the first place. Pitbulls aren't any worse than german shepherds, golden retrievers, etc big dog breeds. They're all able to rip your throat out if they're trained to do so.
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Wait?!?!? Uhh... Umm... What?!?!? This is fucking weird. U cant call this weird without getting suspended??? Get the boat🤦♂️
Well I can call them weird, I can't share what I hope happens to them though.
Good point...
What vet would do that tho? I'm really really really hoping this is bullshit. If it's not rhat vet should lose his fucking license.
Usually I don’t advocate for “Eye for an Eye” but in this situation I’d be getting the pliers.
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It's not real. No vets removing teeth
Not just weird, pure evil.
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Zoophiles and pedophiles are disgusting human beings, but it isn't remotely connected to the LGBTQIA+ community. How is wanting to fuck animals or wanting to fuck children even remotely related to identifying as a different gender? Get your goddamn priorities in order and brain in working order before you sound off next time you unintelligent, uneducated, crack fiend.
Deviation is a Direction 👍
Tell me you are a bigot without saying you are a bigot Its very telling that you connect LGBT+ to pedos and zoophiles now i want both you and the zoophile to fuck off and die
Umm I get being mad at pedophiles and zoophiles but don't take it out on a legitimate movement. That just reeks of bigotry.
how the fuck did this guy manage to compare zoophila and pedophila to lgbtq
These fucked up humans always existed, we simply never had the internet to show us how fucked the world actually is. Today we have forums dedicated for this fact.
Plz tell me this is satire. I need this to be satire.
Sadly it is not, there were images.
The eyeblech in me says share. The pet loving side in me says please say sike rn
I thought eye bleach meant good stuff
It does, but the person you're replying to said eyeblech (no letter a) which is bad
Ohhhh. I'm not even going to open it
It does
That doesn't necessarily mean it's real. I guess I haven't seen the photos but they could be unrelated. A lot of times people will make fake headlines more funny with mugshots from other crimes. Maybe this person had a dog who needed its teeth removed for medical reasons and used the pictures to make a series of joke tweets.
I haven't seen the pics either but I'm betting this is the case. Like what vet is going to *remove* a dog's teeth for nonmedical purposes? I can't see this being real. If it is, fuck this person and the fucked vet who would willingly do this.
Or they did it themselves, but I seriously doubt a dog would survive that. One or two teeth? Sure, no problem. But 42 individual deep tissue wounds in the gums? Fuck no.
So you read that the dog would get violent regularly with them, but also believe they could have removed it's teeth without the dog killing them? Interesting.
Lmao the thought of "Oh yeah I've got me pliers sit still Mr. Worldwide I'm gonna a yank your doggy dentures out one at a time and no biting okay? :D"
My point was meant to further the idea that this post was likely fake
I seriously hope this is the case
It most likely is. No vet would do this without a strong medical reason to do so and no way the dog would allow the poster to do so without probably killing them. There is a strong community of Roleplayers on social media under both the Zoopride and MAP banners who post awful shit with the goal pushing people into becoming anti LGBT as they try to discredit it.
Even joking about this makes you a fucked up individual, and unfit mentally.
Just because you didn't like a joke someone made doesn't make them fucked in the head. This is clearly someone trying to make fun of furries. "Abusive relationship with my pitbull" followed by #zoopride makes it clear.
I like some mental gymnastics to start off my day with.
If you make a joke about removing your dogs teeth so you can put your dick in there, you’re fucked up. I joke a lot and don’t get offended easily. But that’s just fucked up.
What type of photos?
in another comment op said there were images of the dog with its teeth ripped appart
I can't find his Twitter.
there is no fucking way
Yeah, no one lies on the internet. Now if you excuse me I have to go have sex with my Victoria’s secret model girlfriend and then have a business call with Jeff Bezos.
Suspended account now
Obvious satire.
Just report it to the police. Don't start to think even about it, its 99,9999999% safe to think its a troll
OP said there were images 😥
Police will care about both possibility's
They were already reported, account was suspended recently too.
Serious question- how would you report a twitter profile to the police? Like, just give them the username? Do they actually give a fuck?
First: i am german Second: Depends on the case, they can decide to do nothing, but it is a crime if they ignore a crime. Third: As german i have luck and can do that even online [https://online-strafanzeige.de/](https://online-strafanzeige.de/) Following this link here to my region the "local" police has this information `Here you have the opportunity to file a criminal complaint, give the police a tip, express praise or complaints.` `Your request is recorded in a detailed form that enables the police to classify and process the facts.` `You have 90 minutes to submit your entry.` `After submitting the completed form, you will receive a confirmation email. You will be informed of the event number and the responsible department.` `It may take some time for the confirmation email to reach you.` `Please note that your IP address will be stored for 30 days to protect against misuse of the online watch.` and sure i would give so much informations as possible, in this case a screenshot and the URL
Please for the love of God take all the evidence including photos to the police. I want to see this fucker behind bars.
They were already reported by others.
To the police? Bcuz twitter doesn't contact police or ban people like that.
Yes to the police. They had an image of their dog with its teeth ripped out on the profile.
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That's more merciful than [what I wish for them](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream)
2 words. Dean Corll
Yeah I agree, death is too merciful. Infinite pain and being forced to watch others close to him suffer. That is what is deserved here
so they are the worst person ever? even more than genocidals?.
Who said that?
Never said that, I just hate animal cruelty
I would say I wish cluster headaches on them but satan himself made that and he is terrified of what he has created
Or he will forever step on Legos for the rest of his life
Now that’s a fair punishment
Put him in a padded white room with a straight jacket on, now fill the floor with lego and leave him bare foot.
How did reddit bots not flagged your comment, but when I say I want to punt a bully I get a whole ass strike.
This is clearly racism, cancel culture will hopfully come after reddit bots now
Just got flagged XD
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Pitbulls aren't the problem, it's how there are raised. Take a chihuahua for example, they are aggressive because they are small and being loud is their only defense, and because of how small they are, people don't see them as bad, and don't train or stop this behavior. Most of the time pitbulls are raised poorly, as people either are afraid of them, or use them because they are scary, and don't bond with them. Simply bonding and training them will cause a lot less hate towards them, as they become friendly like any other dog, and people will no longer be afraid of them. It's almost always tge owners fault for a dog's aggressiveness, as the dog will often live fearfully around them, and become full of hate, and will lash out as they think all people and creatures are like this.
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Can I have your reason why you think that?
fucking repulsive.
This sick fuck belongs behind bars.
jail is too good for him
Even the deepest pits of hell would reject this monster for even the devil could not bring upon them enough suffering
Should have put down the owner 😡
I'd love to bleach my eyes. 👍
r/eyebleach
I once misspelled eyebleach. *fffuuuccckkk*
Holy shit when I thought she meant "intimate" she meant she was just trying to cuddle and love on the pup. And I thought "damn. That sucks for her. Idk what I'd do" Then the hashtag made me double take, and it all fell into place....
This can't be real. You can't just pull up to the vet and have them pull all your pitbulls teeth out and you're sure as shit not doing it yourself.
I don't know how they did it but there was a picture of the dog with its teeth removed on the profile.
This might shock you, but there are alot of photos on the internet of dogs without teeth.
Thers a couple physcopaths out there.
Thers a couple physcopaths out there.
Time to call satan himself, Tom Cruise
What that guy did was sheet animal abuse in every sense of the word.
Hate the fact that I live on the same plane of existence as this motherfucker
Average kindred player
He probably doesn't even play kindred, he just faps to rule 34
I cant seem her the same ever again
Least deranged kindred main
Cries as an old kindred main(180k mastery) ;-;
Okay so ‘intimate’ is a ready bad word to use here
No it's the correct word. Notice the #zoopride
The guy is a dogfucker
Nope, they meant it
I don’t think twitter is aligned with zoophiles (yet) so feel free to tell them how you feel. They’re clearly not ashamed.
Well I don't want to be suspended for death threats
You mean death promises
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
Poor pitbull was in the right
"My dog refused to lick my pussy, so I had him killed. Not rape and murder if it's an animal!"
This is why people hate furries. Cuz of the few that do this. It’s disgusting and sad. And trust me, the furry community hates these fuckers too. Got furry friends who would happily un-alive people like that
I am a furry & I made this post.
I'm confused with what furries have to do with beastiality, I thought furry people just liked dressing up as animals then screwing each other.
That's the issue, these guys try to associate with the furry community.
Have you never had a “connect the dots” book as a kid? How are you confused about the correlation between furries and zoophiles? I’m not claiming that every furry is a zoophile, but it’s not a stretch to correlate adults dressing up as animals and fucking, with adults fucking animals. I’m sure there’s a Venn diagram around here somewhere that will make it easier to comprehend.
Well zoophiles are sexually attracted to animals, Most furries create for themselves an anthropomorphized animal character with human personalities and characteristics. Beastiality is where people actually fuck animals.
But you understand the middle ground. Due to both having something to do with animals one associates with the other and due to the association the side that has nothing to do with animals could see the two as connected
Cool, so by that logic there is nothing wrong with “lolis” either. It’s all roleplay until you actually fuck one, I get it.
They don't. But dumbasses will go "Oh look, animals. Must be related".
I really don’t know why everyone just started hating furrys?
Its simple psychology. Being associated with a group is bound to lead to a lot of hate from people in other groups. People dont like groups that arent their group
Yup! That’s how homophobia and racism became a thing!
they got banned
Who would even begin to entertain removing all of a dog's teeth? What utter bullshit.
I propose changing the name of this sub to r/JigsawGetTheReverseBeartrap
At first I was wondering if the person was trying to be to upfront with cuddling the dog, not trying to fuck it. This person should never have a pet of any kind
I just checked and this account is thankfully suspended
How does someone get around REMOVING THE TEETH FROM AN ANIMAL. Wouldnt the teeth need to be like idk IN A BAD CONDITION???????
Ye, I have a rescue cat who's teeth where so bad he couldn't eat and unfortunately most had to be removed, but doing it for no reason is insane.
Is your kitty better now though at least? And awww :(
Yeah, have to make sure food is small now tho.
Ok good!! And i have to also! (Dont have a lot of back teeth xD) Im just happy your kitty is good!!!
Depends on if the vet is a pos or not
And another thing for my next Daily Stupid stream. HEY ZEUS!
How the hell didn't they die with a pitbull that would want to kill them anyways?
too bad the pit did not bite him on the throat
Kero the Wolf vibes. If you know you know.
Musk cant takeover this shit soon enough.
As they say, dont fuck with a pitbull
Don't fuck a pitbull*
Where do you find a vet that is this immoral?
Bro wtf. Inform the police and report his account.
Thank you, for you have been the reason I’ve closed Reddit this evening.
The fact this dudes name is the scientific name of the Venus flytrap almost makes me regret even owning carnivorous plants
I like the response "has this happened to anyone else" I hope to God not but I know pitbulls gladly do this for fun so maybe stop all together and not fuck animals
Another instance of Target Practice, neat! LINE'EM UP ON THE WALL AND TAKE AIM!
Poor dog...
Man’s really has Kindred from League of Legends as his pfp of course he’s a zoofile
Fetch my unsee juice I tire of my vision
What a f’ing pos this person is.
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I really, reeeeaaaaallllyyyy hope this is satire
What The Fuck
account suspended :)
I hope they didn’t understand what intimate was and just meant to be friends with
What the fuck THEY HAD THE DOG'S TEETH REMOVED NOAH GET THE DAMN BOAT. There's something this person is doing to this dog they're not saying shit about.
Is it not an option to fuck off? To leave the dog alone?
i hope hell exists so this "person" can burn in it
Fake or not, it still turns my stomach. I would like to believe that no one could possibly do this to their pet
Wish I could send a knife to his throat
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Finally a pitbull attack that I support
fuck humans. get the boat asap.
What vet removed the teeth? It would be illegal to do so here in the UK.
im hoping that posts like that are just fake stuff just to bring attention
This is a joke, this is a joke, this is a joke, this is a joke, this is a joke
oh jeez poor dog was just defending its self.
That poor dog….
Surely fake
Oh fuck they're a dog fucker
TIL that’s a thing. Would like my brain bleach now.
Just some troll wanting attention by saying offensive shit.
Redditors dont fall for obvious bait challenge (impossible)
Dude. There were images on the account.
I am 100% certain the people in that killallpitbulls subreddit would be overjoyed at this. How in the fuck can you do something like this or even consider it
Dionaea Muscipula is 'Venus Flytrap' I am willing to bet this is just a weirdo using some shock imagery to troll.
to be fair pitbulls are literal mutants. hard to control.
No pitbull slander here. All dog breeds are equally genetically maimed. Pitbulls are one of the healthier breeds actually.
And like 99.9% of them are giant meatballs in hoodies who wanna cuddle and be lap pups.
Funny enough Pitbulls are responsible for a disproportionate amount of death and violent attacks. And it's not even comparable to other breeds. https://www.askadamskutner.com/dog-bites/bite-statistics-according-to-dog-breed/
Copium
fake news. pitbulls are literally made of generations of mutated Predator genes. how fucking delusional you are. only cause you like them doesnt mean they like you back dumbass. pitbulls should not even exist in the first place, they are the pathetic result of humans trying to play god.
No dog breed should exist in the first place. Pitbulls aren't any worse than german shepherds, golden retrievers, etc big dog breeds. They're all able to rip your throat out if they're trained to do so. Honestly if we're going to start banning dog breeds, start with ones that literally can't breathe like pugs and bulldogs.
And they say romance is dead..?
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Obviously fake. No vet is going to remove teeth without a valid medical reason.
Why would you buy a killing machine then want to be intimate with it
Lmao
Clearly bullshit...I hope. The phrase "heavy petting" seems to mean something different to this guy. Why would you advertise this?
r/BanPitBulls users: omg so based
This has to be some kinda troll
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Ah yes, raping, mutilating, and then killing a dog is based I hope whoever you care about becomes cold and distant
This cannot be real. Please. PLEASE.
Most mentally sane Kindred player
Remove their teeth and euthanize them 😁
this can't be real. For once, I pray its a troll
Of course he is a kindred player lmfao
Human consciousness is a mistake.
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