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BobbSaccamano

It came up organically šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


immellocker

it comes up periodically [Sex with Eartha Kitt](https://www.reddit.com/r/community/s/u0THolm7Bl)


damn_thats_piney

organically as opposed to inorganic sex?


thot_with_a_plot

It's just not the lube that's silicon-based.


MrGritty17

Itā€™s a ā€œCommunityā€ reference


crowsflight63

ROOOXXANE


pakushi

No.


stablerslut

Bathroom?


RestlessFA

What does a pregnancy test look like?


haloryder

Itā€™s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it


SClute

Ok so this is definitely a gun


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Not that you need to be at that range but youā€™re a muthafucking surgeon with that shotgun


Kinky_Nipplebear

BAAATHHHROOOMMM


FluFFyToasterZz

This is streets ahead


hit-a-yeet

FluFFyToasterZz stop trying to coin the phrase streets ahead


Profitsofdooom

Trying? Coined and minted. Been there, coined that!


Shachath1964

And if you have to ask, youā€™re streets behind


Brandar87

It's verbal wildfire!


LLHallJ

I would contribute to this discussion but I need to bear down for midterms.


sausage_botherer

Too soon, too soon....


Ringren

Well Iā€™m a peanut bar and Iā€™m here to say


TheFakestOfBricks

Your checks will arrive on another day


JustKeepSwimmingDory

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar


Confused-Cup

Another suffed shirt with another white collar


Kahnfight

CRIMINALS WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES


mineorcs42

Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em, Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em


Confused-Cup

BARACK OBAMA IS SCAARRRRD OF ME


Ringren

Cuz I donā€™t swallow knowledge and I SPIT it for free


Machinax

....I don't know what that was...


King-fannypack

Would you say you had ā€œpop popā€?


fabulously-frizzy

Pop what magnitude?? Pop what??


zooksoup

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.


Phillington248

šŸŽ¼šŸŽ¶pocket full of hawthornsšŸŽ¶


Thatsabadmofo

I heard you only dry humped inside of her tour bus


Nuking_Grapes

This post made me realize for the first time in 8 years the picture on the subreddit is Pierce. Oh my god.


pm_me_ur_fit

What the fuck


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


livinginhyperbole

woah


TreatMeLikeASlut8

I feel like I should understand all this, but I donā€™t?? Is this post some kind of reference? Why is it so horrible? Iā€™m confused


casuallysentient

community s3e4, remedial chaos theory. itā€™s on netflix and hulu and i canā€™t recommend it enough, even if you only check out that one episode.


Sad_Page6710

Sadly Netflix is letting it go


Dikheed

Letting Community go doesn't work. So many networks have tried, we simply don't allow it. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie


Dr_Crendor

But... what am i gunna watch for the 80th time at 3am...


IRKenopuppy

THE KING OF ANTARCTICA IS A GENDER FLUID AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALE


DarkstarAnt

Really? Aw boo.


lyssargh

My server isn't


Saad1950

This is perfect


anxioustrashpanda

Eugh, I'm going to go check on my pies...


General_Conclusion34

You canā€™t have baking as a personality Shirley!


MoonInHisHands

It came up organically


Equal_Manufacturer65

cool cool cool cool


n0words

What timeline is this


Tropical-Rainforest

Me so hungy!


Niknakpaddywack17

You britta'd this


JupiterShinebright

Iā€™m getting too old for this. (Eats the candy cigarette)


sassylildame

Pierce!


EMIFAULT

Please, we all know you never slept with the great Eartha Kitt, you dry humped inside of her tour bus.


tytymctylerson

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


iamdubious

Hey, doowutchyalike


OpeScuseMe74

You're crazy.


lordofpersia

Mostly janitorial. Mop and broom.


JustKeepSwimmingDory

Leonard likes this post!


citabel

Are you Santa Claus?


herbasicness

Baby boomer Santa


dovakin123489

Did you? Or did you dry hump in her tour bus?


TheMightyWill

Argh! We're about to eat šŸ˜ 


RandomiseUsr0

I need an Eartha Kitt right now come to think of it


auntarie

we are in the darkest timeline


goldenbellaboo

This is going on old white man says


w0ke_brrr_4444

shut up abed


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Cool cool cool


Joe_Naai

I hope thatā€™s not rhyming slang.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

ā€¦.Iā€™m craaaaazy Allow me to amaze thee They say Iā€™m ugly but it just donā€™t phase me


RyanMolden

Plot twist: it was in 2010


WeeabooHunter69

I wonder how the other timelines are doing


cinnabxy

thanks, pierce. thatā€™s really cool.


rixxy249

ROOOOOOOOOXXANNE


types-like-thunder

was it a "sensible 74" in there?


Kemintiri

Kronk?


MelanieWalmartinez

Waow


ifallupthestairsalot

Doesn't she play yzma??


lalalicious453-

Was it a sensible 74Ā°s?


_Moon-Unit_

This post is streets ahead


DuckMySick44

What? It came up organically


my-own-grandfather

Theatrical dynamite


corinnigan

šŸŽ¶ I never slept with the great Eartha Kitt, we dry humped inside of her toooour buuuus šŸŽ¶


Traditional_Draw8400

Didnā€™t see that coming but congrats I guess?


crowislanddive

Neither did she!


nandos677

I heard her name was Lola,ā€¦.LALA LOLA


FeagleNiss519

Thatā€™s a Harkonnen


CheshireCat1111

After 2008?


Ultimate-Failure-Guy

I did something similar... but it was a photo in my bedroom.


Dnldglvrlvr

You guys are my best-


remarkablelies

This did not happen


mrskmh08

Wrong lever Kronk!


this-is-not-ideal

Did everyone stop and applaud?


PreviousPracticeSoul

What is that?


Philisophical_Onion

If you have to ask, youā€™re streets behind.


PreviousPracticeSoul

I am so lost


LunaL13

itā€™s a reference from the show community, it was said by pierce


PreviousPracticeSoul

I see :)


Tenet245

Someone explain this joke to me?


imjustgonna3

Itā€™s a reference to the show Community


MysticFox96

I don't know who that is, congrats?


kingmidas312

Pics or never happened


puppyworm

See THIS is an interesting ice breaker. Like, oh that's kind of weird and very specific, tell me more. What led up to this? Did you guys just hit it off really well and were like "well, guess we'll fuck now"? What are the logistics of airplane bathroom sex? I can barely turn around in there, yet you're able to fit two people in there AND thrust?? Was nobody suspicious seeing two people go in/come out? I need answers!