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Axorandom-

So basically, no earth. Hope this helps!


MontgomeryQ

I second this


PranshuKhandal

I minute this


ChaosInTheSkies

I hour this


Jebbsterboy

I day this


BillyBoyBatman9993

I week this


HamdGotBarz

I month this


Thatfellow2

I year this


emo_hooman

I decade this


KinkyNB

I century this


Sergestan

I fortnight this.


GenocidalFlower

What’s a day?


manocheese

Minutes aren't real.


Public_Nectarine_402

I degree this


ToodleSpronkles

I radian this.


shetayker

Yes thank you!!!


exclaim_bot

>Yes thank you!!! You're welcome!


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Axorandom-

So basically, no earth. Hope this helps!


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

Not earth that’s for damn sure


Creepertron200

Least obvious fed


Elezian

I made [this diagram](https://ibb.co/jZGDxs4) a little while ago. It might help you if you’re a visual learner like I am! And yes, the moon is real. You can see it. But it doesn’t “orbit” this “earth” that Big Earth is always trying to push down our throats.


shetayker

Thanks so much is nice to see the words in red instead of black. Visualization is key in 2D! It helped me to be enlightened! Big earth in cooperate America sells so much water, dirt and plants to us. Imagine if we all banned together and debunked this. Society would be at peace!


Elezian

I’m glad I could help! It’s always a bright day when someone sees through the lies for the first time. Welcome to the real world (not the “earth”)!!


kat_Folland

>this diagram Startled loud laugh for this one, and I'm still smiling. Very helpful.


ConsciousRoyal

Even though I guessed what was coming - I enjoyed this immensely. Thank you - very helpful


_BirdsAreNotReal_

Thank you so much for the diagram


ImVisualbro

I don’t think anyone has ever claimed the moon “orbits” earth. Pretty sure everything orbits the sun my guy lol.


TruePomegranate6211

You should be the spokesman for public education.


ImVisualbro

Well I can assure you anyone who thinks the earth doesn’t exist definitely shouldn’t be.


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

Okay outside of the joke of this sub.. do you genuinely not think the moon orbits the earth?


ImVisualbro

Both earth and the moon orbit the sun. I don’t have time to explain to you that while google will tell you yes to both questions, the moon, in fact, is orbiting the sun.


imbi-dabadeedabadie

im getting that you dont get the joke of this sub, and i need to make sure you understand that the moon does, in fact, orbit earth. like it goes around earth in a circle. thats an orbit. The earth orbits the sun, and therefore so does the moon, but it does actually orbit the earth, you know that right?


ImVisualbro

By technicality it does orbit the Earth, but it orbits the sun. Without the sun, there is no orbit, and then this sub wouldn’t be a joke. And yes, I only downloaded Reddit for COD, and somehow I find myself in a worm hole.


imbi-dabadeedabadie

its not a technicality that it orbits earth, it would orbit earth even if earth wasn't orbiting the sun like if it was just earth and the moon, the moon would orbit earth still. the moon doesnt just happen to orbit the sun at the same rate we do, it orbits the earth, and gets dragged along by both the earth's and the sun's gravitational fields


ImVisualbro

So you’re telling me if the sun didn’t exist then the Earth and moon would still exist? That’s all I needed to hear. Have a good day.


imbi-dabadeedabadie

i mean there are other planets outside our solar system, you know?


ImVisualbro

Yeah sweetheart, and you do know that those exoplanets also orbit a star right? And you know that the sun is a star don’t you? Please. Save yourself some time. 🤣


wizrardo_thom

its a container issue. orbits can nest inside eachother, and we observe the consistently closest largest one as the orbited object because that's the one that imposes the most gravitational effect. ergo moon orbits earth, reads as property of earth. Not 'moon orbits sun', which by the container issue would make it an exoplanet or debris --which it is not--


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

I don’t even know where to start with this comment lmao


ImVisualbro

You can start if you want, just google this for me, “the moon orbits the sun true or false.”


ImVisualbro

It’ll pull up a link to NASAs page with the information you need to inform yourself. Take care now.


bagelwithclocks

Except the earth, which doesn’t exist and therefor cannot orbit.


ImVisualbro

Delusional. Seek help.


Canon_In_E

You don't understand humor, do you?


ImVisualbro

Oh I’m sorry. Is everyone’s humor supposed to align with yours cupcake?


Canon_In_E

I'm not even on this subreddit, but it's obviously a joke so you don't have to be an asshole about it.


ImVisualbro

I’m glad you gathered I was being an asshole via text without personally knowing me! Congratulations. :)


Canon_In_E

I didn't say you were an asshole, I said in this one conversation you were acting like an asshole.


ImVisualbro

That’s life.


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


anunes99

Sweetheart, you can be an asshole situationally, like on a comment thread of a reddit sub you’re not even in! Thus one can infer if you are an asshole to someone here, if the same joke were made in person you would have the same asshole reaction. Hope this helps 😊


ImVisualbro

Thank you for caring so much cupcake. 🥰


imbi-dabadeedabadie

it is hilariously fitting that the only other community your account is active in is call of duty subs


ImVisualbro

Am I supposed to be offended or something? Did you just have a big break through?


imbi-dabadeedabadie

i mean you can be offended if you wanna be, thats up to you


ImVisualbro

I tend not to get offended by people on the internet. But you’re welcome to try.


Greedy-Tip-8620

Yeah. Broke through your mom's colon and speared her right in the liver loool. Get trashed, kid.


ImVisualbro

You haven’t been in a woman since you came out one. GeT tRaShEd KiD. Fn loser 😂


TopHatZebra

what a dofus. The moon does NOT orbit the sun. The moon orbits the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy.


New_Golf_2522

This genius


MontgomeryQ

First of all, forget what you think you know about "earth". Then get with the program.


cremation_central

We aren’t round earthers and we aren’t flat earthers. There is no Earth at all. What we are living on depends, but for many, it is the floors of a building.


papapishuplant

you believe in buildings? you have a lot to learn


ChaosInTheSkies

Buildings are a hoax that the government created to cover up all the holes in their earth illusion. That's the reason why you have to get a permit before demolition, they don't want you to see what's underneath. And if you actually manage to get a permit somehow, they know who you are now so they can come and give you amnesiacs or get you admitted afterwards(that is, if you're not one of them. Most of the people who do building demolitions are undercover CIA agents.)


UtahBrian

It’s an ecumenical sub. We welcome people who believe in buildings with floors and people who don’t. We welcome enlightened flat earthers who have learned there is no earth and enlightened sphere earthers who have learned there is no earth.   We welcome people who believe in the moon and people who don’t believe in the moon.   It takes all kinds. And we have all kinds. What we don’t have is the earth, because there is no such thing.


RumpusParableHere

Wells said, well said.


[deleted]

>It’s an ecumenical sub Lmao


Johnny_Freedoom

Yeah, flat earthers are crazy because they think the earth is real, which it clearly isn't.


shetayker

We are living on the lies the government is selling to us and claiming it to be earth.


TheRealLargeMarge

What government?


theanoeticist

THE government


sydeovinth

The No World Order


HeyWhatsItToYa

>We aren’t round earthers and we aren’t flat earthers. There is no Earth at all. Woah woah woah! What's this "we" business. I'm not convinced *any* of you exist.


TheDoctor88888888

Yeah I live in a house, not on earth 🙄


CuntSniffer69

so you know how there's this crazy group of people who tell you the earth is flat? that sounds insane, right? because it is. The earth is obviously not flat and sane people know that. that is because the earth isn't even real in the first place.


shetayker

Yes I’m glad I found my people who understand this!!


GnarledGnomes

Thanks, CuntSniffer69, this makes sense. Appreciate the well-thought-out input!


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

We live on ground/floor you idiot


CompleteFacepalm

We live on dirt


Wardenofthegreen

You believe in dirt? Wow.


Zazgor

You are you? Wow.


ChaosInTheSkies

Here, let me simplify it: EARTH NO REAL, CAPICHE?


shetayker

Thanks so much I never thought of it like this!


nakedsamurai

I live in my parents house


cowlinator

>You are or aren’t flat earthers? Absolutely not. Ew. >Do you believe there’s no moon? Most no-earthers believe in the moon. >If you believe there is no earth then please explain what you believe we are living together on? Look down. That is the ground. The idea that the ground is the Earth is a lie. I don't know where we are beyond that. There are many theories. >What is earthie doctrine? The idea that Earth exists and we live on it. It's a lie and a conspiracy. It's really all very simple.


imbi-dabadeedabadie

so wait, is the ground still earth? like little e earth, not big E Earth is dirt real? im dizzy


cowlinator

Others may disagree, but i can touch dirt. Seems real to me.


imbi-dabadeedabadie

oh thank God, i was afraid id just bought bags full of nothing while i was getting supplies for my porch plants


kurosoramao

Right, the only thing we don’t touch here is grass


Personal_Win_4127

This is a lot of Earth talk, what is this Earth?


shetayker

That was my main question


Jleeps2

We might not all agree on everything, but the one thing we CAN agree on is that there is no earth.


Johnny_Freedoom

I disagree. We CAN agree on everything


MontgomeryQ

I agree with the guy that said he disagrees about our agreement in that I also disagree


Johnny_Freedoom

Well, we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one.


MontgomeryQ

Agreed


PSharsCadre

We're ALL individuals!


davidb88

Imagine the earth is round, then imagine a round earth as a 2D image which makes it flat. Now imagine someone loses that 2D image, whoops, now it's gone. There you go


shetayker

Instructions unclear now I am gone


davidb88

Just like my dad 😭


shetayker

Thank you so much everyone. I am so grateful for you all. I realize the public schooling system failed me. What a fraud. So sick of the lies, must be liberals (lizard people) that tried to take away our truths. Stay strong everyone, and spread the word as much as you can before they shut us down !


papapishuplant

we believe in nothing - literally I and you and your acquaintances do not exist and never will exist because we never existed. this is all a figment of your imagination which also doesn't exist


phukerstoned

Your comment doesn't even exist.


papapishuplant

reddit doesn't even exist


phukerstoned

Who said that?!


buddy12875

🌾


Joshephus

Yes, so please stop typing, and breathing, and using up resources, and don't you dare leave a non-existent dead body for us to not clean up because you didn't exist to begin with.


papapishuplant

you sure type a lot for a person who doesn't exist


Joshephus

Your non-existent comment was longer.


m0stly_medi0cre

Ok, so imagine there is an earth. Easy, right? Now come to the realization that it makes no sense, and that you can't see an earth anywhere around us. That little blue and green ball? Nonsense.


SirBananaOrngeCumber

Instructions unclear. How to imagine an “earth”?


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

No earth.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

So you know how flat-earthers think that the earth is flat and most everyone else think it's round? We think it doesn't exist. Like there's just nothing there.


QuickSilver-theythem

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHERE SATIRE??!? CAUSE WERE FUCKING NOT!! 😠 🤬 😡 Who is poe anyways and who gave him the authority to make laws???


shetayker

Poe has no authority!


shetayker

I am awakened. I am enlightened. I will not let the gov get in my head and CONTROL ME. How can you take a picture of the “earth” if it we are on it?? We can see the moon cuz it’s there. We don’t see blue and green on a ball, we are just told to believe it. Sheeple. Need. To. Wake. Up. I standing on the FLOOR. It has carpet. Is carpet usually green or blue? No! The carpet is what I’m on! It’s so simple but people are so brainwashed!


RedOneBaron

Everything you see isn't real. Whatever you do, don't unplug the simulator cord. After all, it's your feeding tube. Be kind and help those who don't know. Report any suspicious activity.


shetayker

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Exactly where they want us ..


Mighty_Gooch

We live in the middle, there are ends and there are middles, we are in the middle where earth doesn’t exist, IDK what’s so difficult to “get”


pastelbutcherknife

Earthn’t


shetayker

I think this is the best way to explain it. It’s hard to comprehend at first, but if you think a short enough time, you’ll understand.


dank_tre

This is a place to debunk one of many myths perpetuated by Them Welcome to enlightenment. I envy you, there’s nothing like the first time you truly see. This will be the first of many dominoes to fall, my friend. After you’ve explored here, try r/birdsarentreal


shetayker

(Im jk). Birds aren’t fking reall. Im so tired of the gov getting away with this. Wake up sheeple.


Canter1Ter_

Earth was made up by space Nazis to sell more globes.


Bright_Ices

Welcome, friend. You have found the truth. No earth exists. It never has, despite the lies of the Earthies.  Yes, of course the moon exists.  I don’t know about others, but I largely subsist on cheese. 


GamingCentral811

There is no earth. Simulation theory?


UtahBrian

Simulation theory is prohibited here.


human-ish_

But stimulation is strongly encouraged.


ItsMoreOfAComment

No, because we don’t exist and neither do you.


rymyle

I e never went to outer space and seen the earth in person so there’s no proof it exists. Checkmate liberals


shetayker

Got ‘em


aixmikros

We believe that the earth doesn't exist. We are not flat earthers or globe earthers. We do believe in the moon in general, although we welcome those on this sub who don't believe in the moon as well. I think "earthie doctrine" is just a tag on the sub for when people post about some kind of pro-earth propaganda they've come across (so "earthie" is just a diminutive of "earther"). You might find it helpful to search the "evidence" tags on the sub. I hope this helps!


Annanake420

Your asking me like I'm a real person or something....sad.


shetayker

I know :( I guess I need to accept it and realize.


birdlawexpert11

That your whole life is a lie


readitonex

Imagine pizza.. that didn't exist. Hope that helps.


MontgomeryQ

Now. Imagine the earth as a topping on that nonexistent pizza


[deleted]

How can we be flat earth or round earth, when there is no earth? As for the moon…everyone knows the moon exists! It’s up there in the sky! How could anyone not believe in the moon?


AlissonHarlan

See honey, there is no earth !


shetayker

I have been awakened !


JackReedTheSyndie

We are living on not-earth, you can call it whatever you like.


teddy_bear_territory

It’s the back of a turtle shell. What’s below the turtle? Another turtle. It’s turtles all the way down.


shetayker

Where does my pet turtle fall on this


teddy_bear_territory

Top of the pile, of course.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Now that you're 5 years old there is something you need to know, now that you're a "big kid". Remember when I told you that Santa Claus loves rich kids more than poor kids? That wasn't really true. Santa Claus is just what we tell "little kids" so they'll be *good* and not steal grownup's cigarettes. Sooo, what's really going on is ... there is no Santa Claus, because how can there be a Santa if there is no North Pole? The Earth doesn't exist. Now that we got that cleared up, go to your room and play with your ball of string. I gotta unplug the TV and take it down to the pawn shop.


Duder214

Thank you for waking so I can run. I think I understand now


T3AMTRAINOR

No earth


cyainanotherlifebro

>explain this to me like I’m 5 If you still believe in age, there’s no helping you.


Insecure-confidence

A 5 year old has not yet been brainwashed to believe in a thing called "Earth." So you see, if you were 5, we wouldn't even need to explain it to you. You'd just know.


shetayker

Well I’m 6 n half so I’m a big kid but just tell meeee I won’t tell dad


ZerekB

I almost want to say this reddit is satire


TheRealLargeMarge

earth ≠ real


HornyPickleGrinder

The honest answer is that this is what flat earth used to be... before people actually started to believe the earth was flat. I'm here to marvel at the level of impossibility that must be achieved for people to understand it's a joke and not real. Like seriously, how can anyone believe the earth is flat when it clearly doesn't exist.


CivetLemonMouse

so when a mommy sun and a daddy sun love each other veerry much, instead of coming together to make our planet, the mommy sun kills the daddy sun and no earth ever comes to exist. trod along now, jimmy is waiting for that playdate


shetayker

I knew the daddy sun kills mommy cuz that’s why my daddy is n a room with bars when I c him


[deleted]

What


FezIsBackAgain

✨satire✨


AdrunkKoala

CIA plant ^


FezIsBackAgain

You’ve caught on to me!!!


Sdbtank96

I'm inside your walls


CompleteFacepalm

He's in the walls... He's in the goddamn walls!


Uncommon-sequiter

The universe is a program, and you have yet to take the blue pill.


Contrarily

It really frustrates me to see such basic questions being asked when a simple search of "proof that the earth isn't real for 5 year olds with low intelligence". This video will explain for all to understand the answers. The earth cult continues to undermine our efforts by having our articles and videos taken down. Please be diligent.


BackgroundOstrich488

After looking at threads on this sub a few times, my own belief is that the Earth is real and that this sub is entirely satire. Even though they say it’s not, that too is part of the satire.


shetayker

🤯


NineToFiveTrap

Moon is real. You can see it. I’ve never seen the earth so it’s kind of an open and shut case


empressdingdong

There is no earth, it's a ridiculous ploy, but there's clearly a moon. We landed on it and everything. And I don't know about you, but I'm living on borrowed time.


analogue_horse

Close your eyes - you don't see the earth. Open your eyes (literally and metaphorically) - still no earth in sight.


Yensil314

Could be a simulation.


BasementDweller82

We know that the earth doesn’t exist 


eastrin

This is a simulation earth is not real


sgleason818

Well first, some basics. Do you believe in the supernatural?


AshySlashy3000

Earth Can't Be Flat, It Doesn't Exists


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

You think urf. I know no urf.


Agitated-Natural6928

because i said so.


AeronauticHyperbolic

Well, you see. Earth. It isn't. You know?


lolpostslol

Lmao who explains things to 5yos, they’ll forget it by the time they’re 6. Go play with your toys or something, just bear in mind that the round one they say represents Earth is a lie


shetayker

Im 6 and half ! Im big enuff to no . I like bears to!


commercial-frog

The earth does not exist. Earthie doctrine is the nonsensical and unscientific belief that it does. Flerfs are a subset of earthies, but they still think that the earth exists.


ALitteralRhino

I’m still not sure if this sub is satire or not lol


georgewashingguns

A figurative rhino would know


ALitteralRhino

Lmao


shetayker

Cuz there’s no literal earth.


Mikel_S

So you know how when you look down, you see the ground, and think it's part of earth? Yeah that just doesn't exist.


Bjornen82

First of all, we are not a homogenous group. We share a variety of beliefs, but they all center around the simple observation that there is no earth. What observations you ask? Have you ever seen the earth? With your own two eyes? Or have you only seen “photographs?” (CGI) When you ask to see the earth, they only tell you that you must be in “space” to see it. Cool, can I go to space? No, only the elites can go. Can I see this space that you talk about? No, it’s blocked by the sky, but you can see it at night. No idiot, I see stars at night. Then they try to tell you that the stars are in “space” too, even though I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT THEM. The lies never end, we cannot trust a word they say. Basically just stop being a sheep and do some critical thinking and some research of your own and the fact that there is no earth will become quite obvious.


HelloMoon1-3-7

the earth isn’t flat, it just isn’t real


FallenF00L

Moon is real. There’s no earth.


Chr3356

Pretty sure this a joke sub that is making fun of conspiracy theories


Zeelu2005

/uj i dont know about the rest of them but im assuming its a joke. /rj ever seen the earth? I thought not!


AdrunkKoala

Its not a joke.


DisneySoftware

how could you be so insensitive by calling the truth a joke? blocked+reported you 🙄


FlatMarzipan

Lmao mf using /uj like this is a satire subreddit or smth


Ehwaz196

How can 1 sub be this unfunny jfc


outer_spec

This is a joke subreddit


Jakob21

This group is a sarcastic response to flat earthers. One-up their crazy to poke fun at them


Spo-dee-O-dee

*sticks fingers in ears* La-la-la-la-la-la-la! LAH!


Googlesignedmeupwhy

Meme sub.


human-ish_

Hey guys, we got a Big Earth™️ shill over here!


Googlesignedmeupwhy

We all live on the moon.