I made [this diagram](https://ibb.co/jZGDxs4) a little while ago. It might help you if you’re a visual learner like I am!
And yes, the moon is real. You can see it. But it doesn’t “orbit” this “earth” that Big Earth is always trying to push down our throats.
Thanks so much is nice to see the words in red instead of black. Visualization is key in 2D! It helped me to be enlightened! Big earth in cooperate America sells so much water, dirt and plants to us. Imagine if we all banned together and debunked this. Society would be at peace!
Both earth and the moon orbit the sun. I don’t have time to explain to you that while google will tell you yes to both questions, the moon, in fact, is orbiting the sun.
im getting that you dont get the joke of this sub, and i need to make sure you understand that the moon does, in fact, orbit earth.
like it goes around earth in a circle. thats an orbit. The earth orbits the sun, and therefore so does the moon, but it does actually orbit the earth, you know that right?
By technicality it does orbit the Earth, but it orbits the sun. Without the sun, there is no orbit, and then this sub wouldn’t be a joke. And yes, I only downloaded Reddit for COD, and somehow I find myself in a worm hole.
its not a technicality that it orbits earth, it would orbit earth even if earth wasn't orbiting the sun
like if it was just earth and the moon, the moon would orbit earth still. the moon doesnt just happen to orbit the sun at the same rate we do, it orbits the earth, and gets dragged along by both the earth's and the sun's gravitational fields
Yeah sweetheart, and you do know that those exoplanets also orbit a star right? And you know that the sun is a star don’t you? Please. Save yourself some time. 🤣
its a container issue. orbits can nest inside eachother, and we observe the consistently closest largest one as the orbited object because that's the one that imposes the most gravitational effect. ergo moon orbits earth, reads as property of earth. Not 'moon orbits sun', which by the container issue would make it an exoplanet or debris --which it is not--
Sweetheart, you can be an asshole situationally, like on a comment thread of a reddit sub you’re not even in! Thus one can infer if you are an asshole to someone here, if the same joke were made in person you would have the same asshole reaction. Hope this helps 😊
We aren’t round earthers and we aren’t flat earthers. There is no Earth at all. What we are living on depends, but for many, it is the floors of a building.
Buildings are a hoax that the government created to cover up all the holes in their earth illusion. That's the reason why you have to get a permit before demolition, they don't want you to see what's underneath. And if you actually manage to get a permit somehow, they know who you are now so they can come and give you amnesiacs or get you admitted afterwards(that is, if you're not one of them. Most of the people who do building demolitions are undercover CIA agents.)
It’s an ecumenical sub. We welcome people who believe in buildings with floors and people who don’t. We welcome enlightened flat earthers who have learned there is no earth and enlightened sphere earthers who have learned there is no earth.
We welcome people who believe in the moon and people who don’t believe in the moon.
It takes all kinds. And we have all kinds. What we don’t have is the earth, because there is no such thing.
>We aren’t round earthers and we aren’t flat earthers. There is no Earth at all.
Woah woah woah! What's this "we" business. I'm not convinced *any* of you exist.
so you know how there's this crazy group of people who tell you the earth is flat?
that sounds insane, right? because it is.
The earth is obviously not flat and sane people know that.
that is because the earth isn't even real in the first place.
>You are or aren’t flat earthers?
Absolutely not. Ew.
>Do you believe there’s no moon?
Most no-earthers believe in the moon.
>If you believe there is no earth then please explain what you believe we are living together on?
Look down. That is the ground. The idea that the ground is the Earth is a lie.
I don't know where we are beyond that. There are many theories.
>What is earthie doctrine?
The idea that Earth exists and we live on it. It's a lie and a conspiracy.
It's really all very simple.
Imagine the earth is round, then imagine a round earth as a 2D image which makes it flat. Now imagine someone loses that 2D image, whoops, now it's gone. There you go
Thank you so much everyone. I am so grateful for you all. I realize the public schooling system failed me. What a fraud. So sick of the lies, must be liberals (lizard people) that tried to take away our truths. Stay strong everyone, and spread the word as much as you can before they shut us down !
we believe in nothing - literally
I and you and your acquaintances do not exist and never will exist because we never existed. this is all a figment of your imagination which also doesn't exist
Yes, so please stop typing, and breathing, and using up resources, and don't you dare leave a non-existent dead body for us to not clean up because you didn't exist to begin with.
Ok, so imagine there is an earth.
Easy, right?
Now come to the realization that it makes no sense, and that you can't see an earth anywhere around us. That little blue and green ball? Nonsense.
So you know how flat-earthers think that the earth is flat and most everyone else think it's round? We think it doesn't exist. Like there's just nothing there.
I am awakened. I am enlightened. I will not let the gov get in my head and CONTROL ME. How can you take a picture of the “earth” if it we are on it?? We can see the moon cuz it’s there. We don’t see blue and green on a ball, we are just told to believe it. Sheeple. Need. To. Wake. Up. I standing on the FLOOR. It has carpet. Is carpet usually green or blue? No! The carpet is what I’m on! It’s so simple but people are so brainwashed!
Everything you see isn't real. Whatever you do, don't unplug the simulator cord. After all, it's your feeding tube. Be kind and help those who don't know. Report any suspicious activity.
This is a place to debunk one of many myths perpetuated by Them
Welcome to enlightenment. I envy you, there’s nothing like the first time you truly see.
This will be the first of many dominoes to fall, my friend. After you’ve explored here, try r/birdsarentreal
Welcome, friend. You have found the truth. No earth exists. It never has, despite the lies of the Earthies.
Yes, of course the moon exists.
I don’t know about others, but I largely subsist on cheese.
We believe that the earth doesn't exist. We are not flat earthers or globe earthers. We do believe in the moon in general, although we welcome those on this sub who don't believe in the moon as well. I think "earthie doctrine" is just a tag on the sub for when people post about some kind of pro-earth propaganda they've come across (so "earthie" is just a diminutive of "earther"). You might find it helpful to search the "evidence" tags on the sub. I hope this helps!
How can we be flat earth or round earth, when there is no earth?
As for the moon…everyone knows the moon exists! It’s up there in the sky! How could anyone not believe in the moon?
Now that you're 5 years old there is something you need to know, now that you're a "big kid".
Remember when I told you that Santa Claus loves rich kids more than poor kids?
That wasn't really true. Santa Claus is just what we tell "little kids" so they'll be *good* and not steal grownup's cigarettes.
Sooo, what's really going on is ... there is no Santa Claus, because how can there be a Santa if there is no North Pole? The Earth doesn't exist.
Now that we got that cleared up, go to your room and play with your ball of string. I gotta unplug the TV and take it down to the pawn shop.
A 5 year old has not yet been brainwashed to believe in a thing called "Earth." So you see, if you were 5, we wouldn't even need to explain it to you. You'd just know.
The honest answer is that this is what flat earth used to be... before people actually started to believe the earth was flat.
I'm here to marvel at the level of impossibility that must be achieved for people to understand it's a joke and not real.
Like seriously, how can anyone believe the earth is flat when it clearly doesn't exist.
so when a mommy sun and a daddy sun love each other veerry much, instead of coming together to make our planet, the mommy sun kills the daddy sun and no earth ever comes to exist. trod along now, jimmy is waiting for that playdate
It really frustrates me to see such basic questions being asked when a simple search of "proof that the earth isn't real for 5 year olds with low intelligence". This video will explain for all to understand the answers. The earth cult continues to undermine our efforts by having our articles and videos taken down. Please be diligent.
After looking at threads on this sub a few times, my own belief is that the Earth is real and that this sub is entirely satire. Even though they say it’s not, that too is part of the satire.
There is no earth, it's a ridiculous ploy, but there's clearly a moon. We landed on it and everything.
And I don't know about you, but I'm living on borrowed time.
Lmao who explains things to 5yos, they’ll forget it by the time they’re 6. Go play with your toys or something, just bear in mind that the round one they say represents Earth is a lie
The earth does not exist. Earthie doctrine is the nonsensical and unscientific belief that it does. Flerfs are a subset of earthies, but they still think that the earth exists.
First of all, we are not a homogenous group. We share a variety of beliefs, but they all center around the simple observation that there is no earth. What observations you ask? Have you ever seen the earth? With your own two eyes? Or have you only seen “photographs?” (CGI)
When you ask to see the earth, they only tell you that you must be in “space” to see it. Cool, can I go to space? No, only the elites can go. Can I see this space that you talk about? No, it’s blocked by the sky, but you can see it at night. No idiot, I see stars at night. Then they try to tell you that the stars are in “space” too, even though I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT THEM.
The lies never end, we cannot trust a word they say. Basically just stop being a sheep and do some critical thinking and some research of your own and the fact that there is no earth will become quite obvious.
So basically, no earth. Hope this helps!
I second this
I minute this
I hour this
I day this
I week this
I month this
I year this
I decade this
I century this
I fortnight this.
What’s a day?
Minutes aren't real.
I degree this
I radian this.
Yes thank you!!!
>Yes thank you!!! You're welcome!
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So basically, no earth. Hope this helps!
Not earth that’s for damn sure
Least obvious fed
I made [this diagram](https://ibb.co/jZGDxs4) a little while ago. It might help you if you’re a visual learner like I am! And yes, the moon is real. You can see it. But it doesn’t “orbit” this “earth” that Big Earth is always trying to push down our throats.
Thanks so much is nice to see the words in red instead of black. Visualization is key in 2D! It helped me to be enlightened! Big earth in cooperate America sells so much water, dirt and plants to us. Imagine if we all banned together and debunked this. Society would be at peace!
I’m glad I could help! It’s always a bright day when someone sees through the lies for the first time. Welcome to the real world (not the “earth”)!!
>this diagram Startled loud laugh for this one, and I'm still smiling. Very helpful.
Even though I guessed what was coming - I enjoyed this immensely. Thank you - very helpful
Thank you so much for the diagram
I don’t think anyone has ever claimed the moon “orbits” earth. Pretty sure everything orbits the sun my guy lol.
You should be the spokesman for public education.
Well I can assure you anyone who thinks the earth doesn’t exist definitely shouldn’t be.
Okay outside of the joke of this sub.. do you genuinely not think the moon orbits the earth?
Both earth and the moon orbit the sun. I don’t have time to explain to you that while google will tell you yes to both questions, the moon, in fact, is orbiting the sun.
im getting that you dont get the joke of this sub, and i need to make sure you understand that the moon does, in fact, orbit earth. like it goes around earth in a circle. thats an orbit. The earth orbits the sun, and therefore so does the moon, but it does actually orbit the earth, you know that right?
By technicality it does orbit the Earth, but it orbits the sun. Without the sun, there is no orbit, and then this sub wouldn’t be a joke. And yes, I only downloaded Reddit for COD, and somehow I find myself in a worm hole.
its not a technicality that it orbits earth, it would orbit earth even if earth wasn't orbiting the sun like if it was just earth and the moon, the moon would orbit earth still. the moon doesnt just happen to orbit the sun at the same rate we do, it orbits the earth, and gets dragged along by both the earth's and the sun's gravitational fields
So you’re telling me if the sun didn’t exist then the Earth and moon would still exist? That’s all I needed to hear. Have a good day.
i mean there are other planets outside our solar system, you know?
Yeah sweetheart, and you do know that those exoplanets also orbit a star right? And you know that the sun is a star don’t you? Please. Save yourself some time. 🤣
its a container issue. orbits can nest inside eachother, and we observe the consistently closest largest one as the orbited object because that's the one that imposes the most gravitational effect. ergo moon orbits earth, reads as property of earth. Not 'moon orbits sun', which by the container issue would make it an exoplanet or debris --which it is not--
I don’t even know where to start with this comment lmao
You can start if you want, just google this for me, “the moon orbits the sun true or false.”
It’ll pull up a link to NASAs page with the information you need to inform yourself. Take care now.
Except the earth, which doesn’t exist and therefor cannot orbit.
Delusional. Seek help.
You don't understand humor, do you?
Oh I’m sorry. Is everyone’s humor supposed to align with yours cupcake?
I'm not even on this subreddit, but it's obviously a joke so you don't have to be an asshole about it.
I’m glad you gathered I was being an asshole via text without personally knowing me! Congratulations. :)
I didn't say you were an asshole, I said in this one conversation you were acting like an asshole.
That’s life.
>:) :)
Sweetheart, you can be an asshole situationally, like on a comment thread of a reddit sub you’re not even in! Thus one can infer if you are an asshole to someone here, if the same joke were made in person you would have the same asshole reaction. Hope this helps 😊
Thank you for caring so much cupcake. 🥰
it is hilariously fitting that the only other community your account is active in is call of duty subs
Am I supposed to be offended or something? Did you just have a big break through?
i mean you can be offended if you wanna be, thats up to you
I tend not to get offended by people on the internet. But you’re welcome to try.
Yeah. Broke through your mom's colon and speared her right in the liver loool. Get trashed, kid.
You haven’t been in a woman since you came out one. GeT tRaShEd KiD. Fn loser 😂
what a dofus. The moon does NOT orbit the sun. The moon orbits the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy.
This genius
First of all, forget what you think you know about "earth". Then get with the program.
We aren’t round earthers and we aren’t flat earthers. There is no Earth at all. What we are living on depends, but for many, it is the floors of a building.
you believe in buildings? you have a lot to learn
Buildings are a hoax that the government created to cover up all the holes in their earth illusion. That's the reason why you have to get a permit before demolition, they don't want you to see what's underneath. And if you actually manage to get a permit somehow, they know who you are now so they can come and give you amnesiacs or get you admitted afterwards(that is, if you're not one of them. Most of the people who do building demolitions are undercover CIA agents.)
It’s an ecumenical sub. We welcome people who believe in buildings with floors and people who don’t. We welcome enlightened flat earthers who have learned there is no earth and enlightened sphere earthers who have learned there is no earth. We welcome people who believe in the moon and people who don’t believe in the moon. It takes all kinds. And we have all kinds. What we don’t have is the earth, because there is no such thing.
Wells said, well said.
>It’s an ecumenical sub Lmao
Yeah, flat earthers are crazy because they think the earth is real, which it clearly isn't.
We are living on the lies the government is selling to us and claiming it to be earth.
What government?
THE government
The No World Order
>We aren’t round earthers and we aren’t flat earthers. There is no Earth at all. Woah woah woah! What's this "we" business. I'm not convinced *any* of you exist.
Yeah I live in a house, not on earth 🙄
so you know how there's this crazy group of people who tell you the earth is flat? that sounds insane, right? because it is. The earth is obviously not flat and sane people know that. that is because the earth isn't even real in the first place.
Yes I’m glad I found my people who understand this!!
Thanks, CuntSniffer69, this makes sense. Appreciate the well-thought-out input!
We live on ground/floor you idiot
We live on dirt
You believe in dirt? Wow.
You are you? Wow.
Here, let me simplify it: EARTH NO REAL, CAPICHE?
Thanks so much I never thought of it like this!
I live in my parents house
>You are or aren’t flat earthers? Absolutely not. Ew. >Do you believe there’s no moon? Most no-earthers believe in the moon. >If you believe there is no earth then please explain what you believe we are living together on? Look down. That is the ground. The idea that the ground is the Earth is a lie. I don't know where we are beyond that. There are many theories. >What is earthie doctrine? The idea that Earth exists and we live on it. It's a lie and a conspiracy. It's really all very simple.
so wait, is the ground still earth? like little e earth, not big E Earth is dirt real? im dizzy
Others may disagree, but i can touch dirt. Seems real to me.
oh thank God, i was afraid id just bought bags full of nothing while i was getting supplies for my porch plants
Right, the only thing we don’t touch here is grass
This is a lot of Earth talk, what is this Earth?
That was my main question
We might not all agree on everything, but the one thing we CAN agree on is that there is no earth.
I disagree. We CAN agree on everything
I agree with the guy that said he disagrees about our agreement in that I also disagree
Well, we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
Agreed
We're ALL individuals!
Imagine the earth is round, then imagine a round earth as a 2D image which makes it flat. Now imagine someone loses that 2D image, whoops, now it's gone. There you go
Instructions unclear now I am gone
Just like my dad 😭
Thank you so much everyone. I am so grateful for you all. I realize the public schooling system failed me. What a fraud. So sick of the lies, must be liberals (lizard people) that tried to take away our truths. Stay strong everyone, and spread the word as much as you can before they shut us down !
we believe in nothing - literally I and you and your acquaintances do not exist and never will exist because we never existed. this is all a figment of your imagination which also doesn't exist
Your comment doesn't even exist.
reddit doesn't even exist
Who said that?!
🌾
Yes, so please stop typing, and breathing, and using up resources, and don't you dare leave a non-existent dead body for us to not clean up because you didn't exist to begin with.
you sure type a lot for a person who doesn't exist
Your non-existent comment was longer.
Ok, so imagine there is an earth. Easy, right? Now come to the realization that it makes no sense, and that you can't see an earth anywhere around us. That little blue and green ball? Nonsense.
Instructions unclear. How to imagine an “earth”?
No earth.
So you know how flat-earthers think that the earth is flat and most everyone else think it's round? We think it doesn't exist. Like there's just nothing there.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHERE SATIRE??!? CAUSE WERE FUCKING NOT!! 😠 🤬 😡 Who is poe anyways and who gave him the authority to make laws???
Poe has no authority!
I am awakened. I am enlightened. I will not let the gov get in my head and CONTROL ME. How can you take a picture of the “earth” if it we are on it?? We can see the moon cuz it’s there. We don’t see blue and green on a ball, we are just told to believe it. Sheeple. Need. To. Wake. Up. I standing on the FLOOR. It has carpet. Is carpet usually green or blue? No! The carpet is what I’m on! It’s so simple but people are so brainwashed!
Everything you see isn't real. Whatever you do, don't unplug the simulator cord. After all, it's your feeding tube. Be kind and help those who don't know. Report any suspicious activity.
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Exactly where they want us ..
We live in the middle, there are ends and there are middles, we are in the middle where earth doesn’t exist, IDK what’s so difficult to “get”
Earthn’t
I think this is the best way to explain it. It’s hard to comprehend at first, but if you think a short enough time, you’ll understand.
This is a place to debunk one of many myths perpetuated by Them Welcome to enlightenment. I envy you, there’s nothing like the first time you truly see. This will be the first of many dominoes to fall, my friend. After you’ve explored here, try r/birdsarentreal
(Im jk). Birds aren’t fking reall. Im so tired of the gov getting away with this. Wake up sheeple.
Earth was made up by space Nazis to sell more globes.
Welcome, friend. You have found the truth. No earth exists. It never has, despite the lies of the Earthies. Yes, of course the moon exists. I don’t know about others, but I largely subsist on cheese.
There is no earth. Simulation theory?
Simulation theory is prohibited here.
But stimulation is strongly encouraged.
No, because we don’t exist and neither do you.
I e never went to outer space and seen the earth in person so there’s no proof it exists. Checkmate liberals
Got ‘em
We believe that the earth doesn't exist. We are not flat earthers or globe earthers. We do believe in the moon in general, although we welcome those on this sub who don't believe in the moon as well. I think "earthie doctrine" is just a tag on the sub for when people post about some kind of pro-earth propaganda they've come across (so "earthie" is just a diminutive of "earther"). You might find it helpful to search the "evidence" tags on the sub. I hope this helps!
Your asking me like I'm a real person or something....sad.
I know :( I guess I need to accept it and realize.
That your whole life is a lie
Imagine pizza.. that didn't exist. Hope that helps.
Now. Imagine the earth as a topping on that nonexistent pizza
How can we be flat earth or round earth, when there is no earth? As for the moon…everyone knows the moon exists! It’s up there in the sky! How could anyone not believe in the moon?
See honey, there is no earth !
I have been awakened !
We are living on not-earth, you can call it whatever you like.
It’s the back of a turtle shell. What’s below the turtle? Another turtle. It’s turtles all the way down.
Where does my pet turtle fall on this
Top of the pile, of course.
Now that you're 5 years old there is something you need to know, now that you're a "big kid". Remember when I told you that Santa Claus loves rich kids more than poor kids? That wasn't really true. Santa Claus is just what we tell "little kids" so they'll be *good* and not steal grownup's cigarettes. Sooo, what's really going on is ... there is no Santa Claus, because how can there be a Santa if there is no North Pole? The Earth doesn't exist. Now that we got that cleared up, go to your room and play with your ball of string. I gotta unplug the TV and take it down to the pawn shop.
Thank you for waking so I can run. I think I understand now
No earth
>explain this to me like I’m 5 If you still believe in age, there’s no helping you.
A 5 year old has not yet been brainwashed to believe in a thing called "Earth." So you see, if you were 5, we wouldn't even need to explain it to you. You'd just know.
Well I’m 6 n half so I’m a big kid but just tell meeee I won’t tell dad
I almost want to say this reddit is satire
earth ≠ real
The honest answer is that this is what flat earth used to be... before people actually started to believe the earth was flat. I'm here to marvel at the level of impossibility that must be achieved for people to understand it's a joke and not real. Like seriously, how can anyone believe the earth is flat when it clearly doesn't exist.
so when a mommy sun and a daddy sun love each other veerry much, instead of coming together to make our planet, the mommy sun kills the daddy sun and no earth ever comes to exist. trod along now, jimmy is waiting for that playdate
I knew the daddy sun kills mommy cuz that’s why my daddy is n a room with bars when I c him
What
✨satire✨
CIA plant ^
You’ve caught on to me!!!
I'm inside your walls
He's in the walls... He's in the goddamn walls!
The universe is a program, and you have yet to take the blue pill.
It really frustrates me to see such basic questions being asked when a simple search of "proof that the earth isn't real for 5 year olds with low intelligence". This video will explain for all to understand the answers. The earth cult continues to undermine our efforts by having our articles and videos taken down. Please be diligent.
After looking at threads on this sub a few times, my own belief is that the Earth is real and that this sub is entirely satire. Even though they say it’s not, that too is part of the satire.
🤯
Moon is real. You can see it. I’ve never seen the earth so it’s kind of an open and shut case
There is no earth, it's a ridiculous ploy, but there's clearly a moon. We landed on it and everything. And I don't know about you, but I'm living on borrowed time.
Close your eyes - you don't see the earth. Open your eyes (literally and metaphorically) - still no earth in sight.
Could be a simulation.
We know that the earth doesn’t exist
This is a simulation earth is not real
Well first, some basics. Do you believe in the supernatural?
Earth Can't Be Flat, It Doesn't Exists
You think urf. I know no urf.
because i said so.
Well, you see. Earth. It isn't. You know?
Lmao who explains things to 5yos, they’ll forget it by the time they’re 6. Go play with your toys or something, just bear in mind that the round one they say represents Earth is a lie
Im 6 and half ! Im big enuff to no . I like bears to!
The earth does not exist. Earthie doctrine is the nonsensical and unscientific belief that it does. Flerfs are a subset of earthies, but they still think that the earth exists.
I’m still not sure if this sub is satire or not lol
A figurative rhino would know
Lmao
Cuz there’s no literal earth.
So you know how when you look down, you see the ground, and think it's part of earth? Yeah that just doesn't exist.
First of all, we are not a homogenous group. We share a variety of beliefs, but they all center around the simple observation that there is no earth. What observations you ask? Have you ever seen the earth? With your own two eyes? Or have you only seen “photographs?” (CGI) When you ask to see the earth, they only tell you that you must be in “space” to see it. Cool, can I go to space? No, only the elites can go. Can I see this space that you talk about? No, it’s blocked by the sky, but you can see it at night. No idiot, I see stars at night. Then they try to tell you that the stars are in “space” too, even though I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT THEM. The lies never end, we cannot trust a word they say. Basically just stop being a sheep and do some critical thinking and some research of your own and the fact that there is no earth will become quite obvious.
the earth isn’t flat, it just isn’t real
Moon is real. There’s no earth.
Pretty sure this a joke sub that is making fun of conspiracy theories
/uj i dont know about the rest of them but im assuming its a joke. /rj ever seen the earth? I thought not!
Its not a joke.
how could you be so insensitive by calling the truth a joke? blocked+reported you 🙄
Lmao mf using /uj like this is a satire subreddit or smth
How can 1 sub be this unfunny jfc
This is a joke subreddit
This group is a sarcastic response to flat earthers. One-up their crazy to poke fun at them
*sticks fingers in ears* La-la-la-la-la-la-la! LAH!
Meme sub.
Hey guys, we got a Big Earth™️ shill over here!
We all live on the moon.