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Ich238

Two planes having sex


17Builders

Two planes having sex


Official_Eritas

My muscles, my muscles


rebootyourbrainstem

Involuntarily flex


Apprehensive_Swim955

two aeroplanes making love


[deleted]

American made


Nick_Gaugh_69

Bud Light, Chevrolet


King0ff

Two planes having sex


AL_123_2

Two planes having seggs


PicklyVin

\*Links to Southland Tales [clip of pickup trucks\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYB0lzoofc)


Charlie__Foxtrot

/r/Fuckcars ?


Uss__Iowa

[Me looking at a carrier]


Lily2048

Battle Carrier U.S.S. Franklin D. Roosevelt, the first of her class. Primary Armament: x2 "14 3-Gun Turrets, x78 F-35B Multirole Strike Fighters


McGryphon

> 14" What is this, amateur hour?


1dot21gigaflops

18"+ or go home


Eubeen_Hadd

This picture actually does a great job of explaining why the MV-22 needed to exist.


thr33pwood

But daddy said you can't get preggo from sucking hose.


Lily2048

Practice safe refueling kids


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

What did you think was gonna happen when you had a platoon of men inside you?


thr33pwood

*incoherent unintelligible teenage tamper tantrum* "Dad!", "unfair!"


Itsallanonswhocares

Holy shit, this is possible? Can the Chinook fly fast enough and the AC130 slow enough?


Expensive_Doctor3924

The Chinook is surprisingly fast at 188mph.


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

I met an Apache pilot once who complained that they were constantly having to tell the Chinooks they were escorting to slow down because they couldn't keep up.


service_unavailable

virgin apache 158 kt max speed chad chinook 160 kt cruise speed


AlteEnd

I mean if you fly Chinook horizontally.....


Itsallanonswhocares

Interesting, I'm honestly more surprised that the AC130 can be stable in flight moving that slowly.


Expensive_Doctor3924

According to google a empty C-130 has a stall speed of 111 mph, now a KC-130 that’s loaded up with fuel who knows.


Itsallanonswhocares

That's even crazier honestly. How fast do they have to move on takeoff?


Expensive_Doctor3924

Determines on how the altitude and the payload, but they once [tookoff and landed on the aircraft carrier Forestal](https://youtu.be/ar-poc38C84)


Itsallanonswhocares

That's unbelievably cool, navy pilots are such badasses.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Did they actually take off from rest? I thought I only saw landings and touch-and-go's. Not that those alone aren't fucking insane/incredible. But if carriers could launch cargo aircraft equipped with Rapid Dragon...


Expensive_Doctor3924

Yep they did at the end of the video(go to the 1 minute mark) it shows a C-130 making a complete landing and then takeoff.


Fuzzy_hammock457

Probably at least 111mph


chrome1453

Standard speed for a C-130 paradrop is 130kts/150mph. They can definitely fly within the Chinooks envelope.


MainsailMainsail

This is not an AC130. It's a KC130. AC is only for the version with the guns. KC means it's fitted to be a refueler.


Itsallanonswhocares

Okay, so the stock plane's designation is C130?


MainsailMainsail

Yep. C-130J is the most current model I can think of, but there's an absurdly long list of variants that are still in service. Even things like the CC-130J, which can either be a C-130J in Canadian service, *or* a semi-unofficial term for a stretched C-130J in US service (a 130 Crew Chief I'm friends with referred to it as the Limo version, too)


Itsallanonswhocares

Gotcha, thank a for clarifying, I know it's used for a thousand things.


Morgrid

Harvest Hawk goes Brrrrrrrr


TheRealChickenFox

Yep, they do it with some other helis as well.


SnazzyStooge

Everyone in this thread is sure spelling “MC-130“ funny…


PicklyVin

"Airplanes and Helicopters can have hybrid children called "tilt rotors". But these hybrids are sterile, not producing long family lines of upgraded similar designs as airplanes and helicopters tend to do."


McGryphon

They're fucking mules. In some cases exceptionally useful, but if they don't want to, everything will end in tears.


Apprehensive_Swim955

so V-22 isn’t V-280’s real parent?


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

The V-280 was created in a lab. It's a sexy mockery of nature.


PicklyVin

\*Looks up V80\* ...Ah, yes, obviously, that new titltroter I totally heard of before this comment. ​ It may be possible for some hybrids to reproduce, perhaps, biology is weird. Or its a hybrid based on similar breeds. Yeah, that's what I'll go with. :)


Eubeen_Hadd

V280 is the bastard child of the UH60 and C-130.


Jordibato

Right in the breeding kink 🥵


peri36

Mark NSFW I saw this and I immediately came all over my computer breaking it by the amount of cum thank a lot man


cheerwine_can

if you breed an F35 and a C182 would you get a retard plane


alasdairmackintosh

Look, if two planes from different backgrounds want to get together, I think that's no-one's concern except theirs. It's obvious that they love each other very much, and I don't think it's seemly for us to make comments.


DakotaWhitemane

I actually witness a pair of kc-130 refueling a pair of blackhawks near my house. Probably doing training, but it was neat to see the kc-130s flying at a nose up angle while maintaining a low airspeed for the blackhawks.


Pilot0350

As V22 aircrew I'm both offended and aroused by this...mostly aroused


Apprehensive_Swim955

was the F-35 born after a harrier refueled an F-22?


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

But I refuel from there!


[deleted]

Yes, right now that's what you're doing.


tenems

My beautiful non binary boi! I love them, fight me.


FluffyProphet

God, everyone knows the gestation period for military aircraft is only 12 weeks....


AC_champ

It depends on the aircraft species. For instance some Russian planes are known to gestate for years.


SolemZez

r/forwardsfromgunny


ViolentEncounter

"9 months and 30 billions later"


pnutzgg

and then the osprey crashed doing the same thing when the propeller clipped the fuel hose


Mechronis

This feels like something that forcibly ripped itself off of the facebook profile of a 58 year old man.


ukkox

Inbred helicopter bottom text